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February 14, 2014 by Elliot James
Hitomi.
Valory Irene.
Joana.
Sha Rizel.
You know ’em, you love ’em. For the next four Fridays, we bring you “SCORELAND On Location” direct from the Dominican Republic. Every week a different super-babe. Their Valentine’s Day gift to you, SCORE Man.
Today, Hitomi in her candy swimsuit. The action starts off at the airport as Hitomi arrives from Japan and heads off to the Caribbean.
Two photo sets. Two videos. Candid behind-the-scenes action.
The on-location shoots are what we’re known for. Nobody else does stuff like this. Our staff travels the world, but the Caribbean is SCORE‘s special stomping ground since the Boob Cruises.
Don’t miss it.
The inventor of the bikini never foresaw this. He would be proud.
February 12, 2014 by Dave
Greetings from the D.R.
This photo is of, left to right, Hitomi, Sha Rizel, Joana and Valory Irene. But you probably knew that. And if you didn’t know it, you should have.
You also probably know that the four ladies recently joined us in the Dominican Republic for an on-location shoot.
Week One: These four girls.
Week Two: Jennica Lynn, Vanessa Y. Roxanne Miller and Lavina Dream.
All stacked, all natural. Every last one of them.
What you didn’t know, but are about to find out, that this Friday, Valentine’s Day–and every Friday for the next three weeks–we’ll be posting new photos and videos from the trip at SCORELAND.
For openers: a Hitomi video and photo set plus group bikini action.
You know that old saying, “Wish you were here”? Well, you will wish you were there. But this is the next best thing.
February 11, 2014 by Elliot James
What I meant to write was that Janet Jade turns herself into a human sundae today at SCORELAND2, our discount site (a steal of a deal at $9.99 per month).
One of the great SCORE models, 44-30-36 Janet has one of the most naturally stacked bodies I’ve ever seen. And she is an all-around nice girl, very down-to-earth. Definitely girlfriend material.
A cheerleader in high school, Janet didn’t like all the attention her big boobs attracted when she was growing up, but that changed over time.
“It was weird getting all that attention. I mean, people would stare at my boobs, and that was strange. I really didn’t start to like my boobs until I started dancing when I was 19. Then I realized how much guys liked them, and the attention was good.”
Janet once said she wanted to leave Detroit and move to Las Vegas. She eventually did and now lives there.
High in calories but tastes great.
February 8, 2014 by Dave
New photos and video of SCORE 2013 Newcomer of the Year front-runner Sha Rizel, shot on-location in the Dominican Republic, go live Sunday at SCORELAND.
Between now and then, you can ponder the question: Has Sha gotten bustier?
I think she has.
Sha and Valory Irene were almost inseparable in the D.R. They ate together. They slept together. Wherever Sha went, Valory followed.
Why?
Because in addition to showing off her beautiful body for the camera during that week in the D.R., Valory was Sha’s interpreter.
Which reminds me of the old saying: Valory Irene. She beats sub-titles.
February 5, 2014 by Dave
I don't think Joana's eating fruit to keep those big naturals so plump.
Joana, that Romanian beauty who seems to have gotten better since we first saw her in 2004, returns to SCORELAND today. The photo and video are titled, “Breastfast of Champions” (Elliot really has a way with titles), and they were shot in the Dominican Republic in early December.
You probably know by now that we spent two weeks at a villa in Puerto Plata on the D.R.’s rocky north coast. Hitomi, Sha Rizel, Valory Irene and Joana joined us the first week. When they left, Jennica Lynn, Lavina Dream, Roxanne Miller and Vanessa Y. took over. There will be two DVDs from this 100% natural on-location spectacular, and we expect them to go on-sale in May.
Joana looks bustier than ever. Vanessa Y. is definitely bustier than ever. Hitomi is a little more voluptuous than before, as you might have seen in her posting that went up on Sunday at SCORELAND, and I think she looks great. Her tits are bigger and fuller.
I'm also giving Joana an "A" for ass improvement.
What else is going on at SCORE HQ? Glad you asked.
• The May ’14 awards issue of Voluptuous is off to the printer and ready to go on-sale March 4. The big news: a mini-surprise for 2013 Model of the Year.
• We’ve been hard at work on the 20th anniversary issue of Voluptuous. It will be a 164-page issue, cover-dated July 2014. The theme: The 100 best V-Girls ever. It’s been a real labor of love. I’d tell you I’m exhausted from looking at thousands and thousands of pictures of V-Girls, but I suspect you wouldn’t have much sympathy for me.
• The annual SCORE bikini issue will be cover-dated August 2014 this year. Last year, we moved it to October, but now it’ll be back in its usual spot at the start of the summer.
And that’s all for now.
February 4, 2014 by Elliot James
Every company should have a front-office hottie like Elle Flynn. Here she is in her latest adventure at SCORELAND, “Office Hottie Alert.”
The big problem with this suggestion would be the endless stream of salesmen, delivery guys, solicitors, repairmen and co-workers loitering by her desk. Hanging around on some pretext while waiting for Elle to bend over or adjust her boobs until the boss comes out and shoos everyone away.
Another big problem is that there ain’t enough women built like Elle. She is unbelievable. Trust me, they are not easy to find, let alone girls like Elle who will drop their bras and panties on-camera.
“I love my tits,” Elle said. “I just love my tits and I want to spread the joy around.” This comment in her video interview made my eyes tear up.
Not as much fun with a cordless phone.
February 1, 2014 by Elliot James
Sensual Jane is about to launch her rack attack on her pool partner by distracting him, so he scratches. She has natural weapons of mass distraction. No one can beat Jane at this game. She knows how to tease and tickle those balls just right.
I’ve never seen Jane laugh, smile and giggle as much as she does in this pool playoff that goes from stick-handling to pole-riding on the green felt.
She managed a beach bar. Now she’s a sex star. Jane doesn’t turn off the heat when the cameras stop rolling.
“I have sex almost every day,” says Jane. “I don’t even masturbate that much. I have enough sex so I don’t have that much time for it.”
Today at SCORELAND!
This sucker doesn't stand a chance against Jane.
January 31, 2014 by Elliot James
If the crew at SCORE ate at nearby restaurants stocked with waitresses built like Hitomi, life would be a breeze. The sad fact is the girls at the Hooters near us and at other places are barely single-D or C-cups. Sure, many of them are great looking, but they come up short as tank-top stretchers. Where are all the breastaurants?
I don’t know if waitresses dress like this in Japan. Hitomi’s got that all-American beer, burgers and chicken wings waitress thing going on. The ball cap turned to the side, the tank, killer tiny shorts. See the video and photo set this Super Sunday at SCORELAND.
It’s going to be better than the Super Bowl’s halftime show.
Anyone with boobs like Hitomi's should not work as a waitress. They should call SCORE.
January 27, 2014 by Elliot James
See Jane now at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com
A fresh hard-SCORE scene called “Rack ‘Er Up!” with Sensual Jane is coming on February 1.
Right now at SCOREVideos.com, Jane does a wicked-hot creampie in another all-new video.
Jane always rates high on the comment boards.
“Sensual Jane is the hottest babe in the adult industry today, in my opinion. Please keep producing more boy/girl scenes with Sensual Jane. I think the 2 boy/girl scenes you did with Jane, “Mad Sex Skills” and “Brick House Banging,” are her two finest boy/girl scenes I’ve seen of Sensual Jane.”–Jack
“Getting your dick into Jane has to be one of the greatest pleasures a man can experience.”–Groucho
“My favorite porn star. There’s no one else like Sensual Jane and I mean no one.”–Fernando B.
January 26, 2014 by Dave
All this for only $20 a song?
Over at SCORELAND, we’re asking the question, “Are busty strippers the best fucks?”
Of course, we’re not just asking the question. We’re answering it with photos and videos of busty stripper/Indian hottie Holly Brooks fucking a big-dicked stud.
But it’s an intriguing question nonetheless. If a girl is expert at handling a strip pole, does that make her expert at handling your pole?
Have you ever gotten a blow job or fuck in the champagne room?
Have you ever dated a busty stripper?
If Holly Brooks gave you a lapdance, would you make a mess in your pants in three, five or 10 seconds?
