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July 11, 2017 by Dave 11 Comments

The look of Amour.

Ariane Saint-Amour from Montreal, Canada, returned to SCORELAND Sunday. Huge tits, tiny waist. Loves to model. The camera loves her.

Ariane told Elliot, “I’m a classical Otaku/geek girl. I spend most of my days reading mangas and playing video games. Or boob hunting! I’m a really simple girl!”

Not so simple. I have no idea what Otaku means. I don’t know what mangas are. I do now, but I didn’t before. But that’s okay. I don’t look at SCORELAND to learn things.

Inside info: We have a photographer in Colombia right now. Yes, Colombia. He’s admiring the country’s natural beauty. Big tits are about to become its No. 1 export.

More inside info: Danielle Derek super-sized her rack. She’s now huge! And we got the pictures. And anal. And a DP.

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Rating: 2.7/5

Star Boobs

July 8, 2017 by Elliot James 5 Comments

“I would say I am assertive and dominant but fun-loving and happy. I am the kind of girl who knows what she likes.”

Helen Star is back today. She and her sister Erin will be the kind of girls that guys will want to see again and again.

While both sisters are brand-new at modeling, they’re sensational at it, confident and super-sexy. Imagine the ruckus they raise when they walk together with arms linked.  I think they make sprinkler systems go off when they enter a room. In my imagination, anyway.

After Helen is done showing off her big tits and her fine pussy, she talks to our photographer. At his side interpreting Helen’s Romanian is sexy XL Girl Mia Sweetheart. We thank Mia for her great assistance during this roadtrip to Bucharest. She’s a doll.

Helen & Erin (pink tank): The have the magic.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Fully loaded Kitty Cute

July 6, 2017 by Elliot James 13 Comments

“When I was asked to pose, I thought it was a good idea,” Kitty Cute said. “I really enjoy it now. After the first time, I thought that I could get used to this. I learned a lot.”

Kitty is the third big-boobed natural to come our way from Bucharest recently. Like her fellow citizens Erin and Helen Star, Kitty had never modeled before.

All three make their Voluptuous debuts in the November 2017 edition. I call it the Romanian takeover issue.

Tomorrow: a big day for Alaura Grey when her first XXX is released at XLGirls.

Kitty: Fully loaded.

 

 

 

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Rating: 4.2/5

Today at SCORELAND, Morgan declares her independence from that bikini!

July 4, 2017 by Dave 2 Comments

You’re probably not going to see a girl built like Morgan Leigh today…unless you go to SCORELAND.

Happy 4th of July, my fellow horny Americans.

I hope your day goes something like this:

You’re at the beach, enjoying the sun and the surf. You’re hanging out by the rocks, talking things over with your wife. Or your girlfriend. Or your ex. Or just a friend. Suddenly, a slim ‘n’ stacked chick who looks suspiciously like Morgan Leigh glances in your direction.

She likes what she sees. She wants you to take out your cock and stick it between her tits. Yeah, right there on the beach! She wants your little head to declare its independence from your big head and do something most people wouldn’t have the guts to do.

Would you have the guts?

Okay, I admit it: This is an out-of-this-world fantasy. I’d be happy if you saw a girl with big tits wearing a bikini. She doesn’t have to look like Morgan. Most girls don’t.

Today at SCORELAND, Morgan’s only tit-fuck scene, beautifully remastered. Jack ’til the fireworks go off!

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Rating: 3.9/5

Star Quality

July 1, 2017 by Elliot James 5 Comments

How many times have we asked a stunner, “Are there any more like you at home?”

This time, the answer was yes!

Erin Star had never been photographed before. As the photographer’s translator said in the interview immediately following today’s video, “You guys popped the cherry.”

Discovered in Romania, Erin and her big sister Helen are the first siblings with natural breasts we’ve photographed. They have layouts in both SCORE (October 2017) and Voluptuous (November 2017). In 25 years, there’s only been one “sister act” and that was Lulu and Toppsy in the early ’90s but they had super-sized boobs.

Erin picked everything up very quickly. She’s a natural in more ways than one.

“It was the most-fun time I’ve ever had,” Erin said. “It was very professional. Everyone on the photo staff was so nice.”

Nice of Erin to say that.

Yes, there’s more like Erin at home.

 

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Rating: 4.7/5

Today at SCORELAND, Patty Michova gets DP’d

June 30, 2017 by Dave 4 Comments

Did Patty Michova grow a tail? No. Is that tail attached to a butt plug that’s stuffed inside her ass? Yes!

When Patty Michova walks into a room, most guys look at her tits, but Kristof is curious about whatever’s protuding from Patty’s cute little behind. Is that a tail?

Well, yeah. Kinda. It’s a tail that’s attached to a butt plug, and what’s holding that tail in place? Well, the butt plug is stuffed inside Patty’s ass.

What follows is one of the hottest double penetration scenes you’ve ever seen as Steve and Kristof have their way with Patty’s tight, stacked body, taking turns on her mouth, pussy and asshole before filling her pussy and asshole at the same time.

In the scene, Patty is a maid, and as the great Steven Sondheim wrote in A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, “Everybody oughta have a maid.” For just this reason. Check it out today at SCORELAND.

Saturday at SCORELAND, Erin Star, one half of the busty sister act of Erin and Helen, returns. These girls are developing quite a following.

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Rating: 2.8/5

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the bustiest of them all?

June 27, 2017 by Dave 26 Comments

Roxi admires her huge naturals.

Roxi Red is certainly in the running. This photo is from her set that went live on Sunday at SCORELAND. There’s video, too. Said member Inoteca, “Love the candid shots. And the full length head to toe…that’s the only way to really appreciate just how massive her breasts are in proportion to her body. Amazing.”

Roxi is tall. She’s 5’9″. From what I’ve seen, tall ‘n’ stacked is much more unusual than short ‘n’ stacked. It’s almost as if there’s some kind of genetic law: You can be as tall as you want, but you’re only going to get a certain amount of tit. Of course, Roxi breaks that law.

Who’s the greatest tall ‘n’ stacked girl ever?

By the way, if you love Alaura Grey, this would be a very good time to join XLGirls.com. If you wait until July 7, you’re going to get something but you’re also going to miss something. So don’t wait until July 7.

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Rating: 4.3/5

Hitomi’s favorite kind of play

June 24, 2017 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Hitomi has a hot spot.

“My secret pleasure is my nipple,” Hitomi said. “I like them to be touched every day. I like a man to touch my breasts hard and rub them, squeeze them.”

Hitomi doesn’t dress to show off her tits in public. That may seem like a paradox since she’s an adult model and does some pretty wild stuff. But we’ve seen her in public a bunch of times in the States and she’s low-key, even bashful. Some of that is because she’s always been stared at. The shyness melts away when the camera is turned on and when she makes appearances at conventions and porn shops. Hitomi said getting into modeling and porn gave her confidence.

Hitomi's killer profile.

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Rating: 4.4/5

Rachel, Roxee and what was going on in Petticoat Junction?

June 23, 2017 by Dave 11 Comments

Jimmy finds himself at the junction of Rachel's big naturals.

Rachel Raxxx returns to SCORELAND today to tit-fuck Jimmy and suck and fuck his cock. Jimmy ends up glazing her rack, which is what a tit-man should do when he’s fucking a girl like Rachel.

Of course, not many girls are like Rachel. She’s a teen, she’s a super-stacked natural and she fucks on-camera. I betcha she’s the only girl in her neighborhood who can say that.

Over at XLGirls.com, Canadian brickhouse Roxee Robinson fucks again. She’s Nurse Big Tits, and she has the cure for what ails her patient.

On a slightly related subject, remember that TV show Petticoat Junction from the 1960s?

I actually watched an episode the other day, and I couldn’t believe the sexual innuendos. The show takes place at the Shady Rest Hotel in Petticoat Junction. And the train that passes through is called the Hooterville Cannonball.

Yeah, Hooterville!

The hotel is run by Kate Bradley and her three daughters, Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo.

Busty daughters, I should add. And although the show never says so explicitly, they seem to be fucking passengers who get off the train. If you ask me, the Shady Rest is a brothel and Kate Bradley is the house mother.

The show’s theme song: “Lot of curves, you bet, even more when you get to the junction.”

Yeah, even more. The Bradley girls’ big tits and blow jobs.

It’s amazing the stuff I missed when I was a kid.

 

 

 

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Rating: 3.8/5

Princess Pumpkins & her pumpkin patch

June 22, 2017 by Elliot James 13 Comments

“I have huge boobs, and I take off my panties, and bam, ’80s bush!”

So said Princess Pumpkins, covergirl of the August ’17 SCORE. If you knew the scene back in the 1980s and early 1990s, if you read big-tit mags and bought VHS tapes, you know that nearly every busty English natural had trimmed bushes and so did most of the American super-sized feature dancers. When I look at Princess, I feel like I’m time-tripping.

It’s showtime today with Princess as she gets her big, big tits and golden bush out. Princess is only 5′ tall and measures 50-28-43. Think about those numbers.

Pumpkins and a golden thatch.

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Rating: 3.5/5