I am probably in the minority here but I’d rather watch girls dance than see them use sex toys.
That’s why I used to spend many happy hours in strip clubs. I cut way back because it’s very hard to find busty dancers these days, especially in South Florida where many of the strippers usually have skinny, average bodies.
I can’t even remember the last local dancer we shot for SCORE or Voluptuous who had A RACK. She may have been the great Jezhabelle back in 2004. I almost never go to Florida strip clubs anymore. It’s too depressing.
Hey, that rhymes. Lana and Kitana. Start 2011 off with a bang, a really big bang. Sexy new discovery from Romania Lana Ivans takes the plunge into the wild side with her first HARD SCORE scene, “Total Sex.” Miss Ivans started with the vid “Who Is Lana Ivans?” on SCORELAND, worked up to “Tits & Tugs” and now, the Grand Slam. The Whole Shebang. The Slam Dunk. All in the space of about a month. She didn’t keep anyone hanging on. Lana is really a smoker and I think you’ll agree with me after you see this nutbusting video in SCORE Theater and the matching pictorial. Thank you, Lana.
And on Sunday, ultra-sexy Kitana Flores talks to Dave in a 26 minute combo interview, lingerie show, boob show, ass show and pussy show called “Slippery Boob Talk.” A Miami attraction, Kitana also instructs us in the fine art of talking dirty in Spanish and Spanglish in her late-night, FM-radio voice. Dave raved later on about his chat with Kitana and how he got to squirt oil on her perfect ass. Not that Dave was trying to rub it in. I know why he’s super-impressed. If you’ve seen her previous videos, you know that Kitana has the magic. Another patented naked SCORE interview that’s a whole lot more than just an interview. Thank you, Kitana.
Lana and Kitana. Tits the kind of rhyme that works.
Kitana lives in Miami. She's SCORE's kind of local.
Well, it’s been another action packed year filled with great new models, new DVDs and new projects. It would take a journal as thick as a telephone book to list everything that happened in 2010 and everyone who’s played a part. I’d like to thank our loyal supporters for having our backs once again. Without the support of the SCORE Man (and Girl) at home, the magazine, DVD and novelty buyers and the website members, SCORE wouldn’t exist, period. Despite the difficult economy and the many challenges, and the general doldrums that the world’s gone through again in 2010, it’s a fact that big boobs are as essential to survival as oxygen, food, shelter and clothing. (I haven’t decided what number big boobs ranks on that list. Definitely more important than clothing.) With SCORELAND chugging along seven days a week, XLGirls five days a week, and all the TSG sites and magazines going full speed ahead, 2010’s been a trip. We’re looking forward to more high-octane action, more surprises, more new discoveries, more group happenings, and more fun in 2011 and we hope you will ride shotgun with us for that trip too. On behalf of everyone at SCORE, thanks again for all you have done and for all you will do. Have a safe, successful 2011.
Group shoots: A SCORE tradition.
Valory Irene brought a double dose of joy.
Cherry Brady returned to the Hallowed Halls of Hooters.
Miosotis (with Arianna Sinn and Kristina Milan) is a super hit.
A hardcore feature film was based on the SCOREtv show.
Kelly Christiansen made our day, week, month, year.
Kaytee entered SCORELAND and made it a better place to live.
Tits the season for giving and who’s a better recipient for Xmas loot than you? Can you think of a better time to reward yourself with boobs and booty?
February '11
Treat yourself to February ’11 SCORE, February ’11 Voluptuous and XL Girls (SCORE Special 207), now at your friendly, neighborhood mag store. SCORE stars Valory Irene, Chica, Alana Anderson, Angel Gee, Stephanie Stalls, Kitana Flores and Arianna Sinn.
February '11
Voluptuous stars Ashley Sage, Sophie Mae, Virginia Simms, Miosotis, April McKenzie, Skyie Blew, Lexi Summers and Valory Irene.
XL Girls
XL Girls stars covergirl Analee Sands, Anna Kay, Julia Juggs, Kendra Grace, Daniella Grey, Kristina Milan, Charlie Cooper and Bailey Santanna. They put the rack in magazine rack.
The best specialty men’s mags on the planet. No one even comes close anymore. They gave up a while ago.
Not sold in stores, SCORE Xtra 13 and Busty Cock Worshippers 2 are a few of the latest must-own DVDs this holiday season available from the SCORE Store. There’s lots more to choose from. You owe it to yourself. Don’t feel like going anywhere? Call 1-800-421-0760 to order or log into eBoobStore.com.
So this is Christmas. And what have you done? We have a suggestion. Treat yourself to the kind of gifts you’ll thank yourself for. The print version of our Holiday 2010 DVD catalog has rolled out to mailboxes. Looks good, yeah? We make these catalogs with the same love and care we feel making the magazines. If you don’t get the print catalog and do your shopping on-line, no worries. We’ve made a 64 page digital flip-book version also. Just click and you’re inside where you can flip out over all the must-have DVDs, from big-boobs to MILFs to teens and more. See a DVD you want? Click on the copy block and you’re inside the eBoobStore where you can check out the video trailer and read the synopsis, then make your ordering decision. And deal$? We got ’em. If we made it any easier, your click-finger would be getting no exercise at all.
Just below these words, there’s a Blog video of Kelly Christiansen and Angelina Castro, and I could tell you all about it, but you’d be better off clicking that sideways triangle (also known as an arrow) and finding out for yourself. I will tell you that Angelina and Kelly are two of the stars of the new hardcore DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com, and that both girls can also be seen fucking inside SCORELAND. And I’m not going to tell you anything else because all my mind is registering right now is “Holy shit!”
So I’m sitting in my little white chair on the set of SCOREtv, the cameras are rolling, I’ve got my hair and shirt on, and less than a foot away, Kali West is sucking Shaggy’s cock. Not Shaggy the singer. Shaggy the skinny porn stud with the big cock. Then, a few minutes later, Shaggy is down on his knees between Kali’s legs, eating her pussy, and the two of them are acting like I’m not even there.
Of course, that should have come as no surprise. I mean, it had been a tough few hours for yours truly. A little bit earlier when I introduced newcomer Kelly Christiansen, she gave me a big hug and got cum all over my shirt. And not even her cum, which would’ve been fine. Juan Largo’s cum. You see, Juan–playing the part of a SCOREtv backstagehand–had been fucking Kelly in the SCOREtv Green Room, and he just happened to cum all over her chest just as Kelly was called out for her interview, and Kelly didn’t have the chance to wipe it all off before she gave me that hug. Silly Kelly.
And this happened after I had spent 10 minutes sitting with Angelina Castro as she watched video of herself getting fucked in her mouth, pussy and ass. You know, I really get off on watching girls watching themselves. I did it several years ago with Karen Fisher and also with Sapphire, and it never gets old. The girls always seem embarrassed, like they can’t believe what they’re watching themselves do, but as much as they try to look away, they can’t. They’re fascinated. Same with Angelina.
And that was just the second half of the show. During the first half, Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorites, demonstrated her flexibility before going off to enjoy her first on-camera ass-fucking, and slim ‘n’ stacked newcomer Nadia Night demonstrated the Tenga Flip Hole jack toy, comparing how it felt to how her pussy feels, before also going off to get fucked.
The net result for me was a shirt that needed dry cleaning and a bad case of blue balls. The net result for you is the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com. Basically, it’s “SCOREtv Goes Hardcore.”
The elections may be over in the States but not the erections, and all our votes went to our great boobernatorial candidate, Arianna Sinn. She promises a lot and she delivers. We celebrate with a new DVD now at the eBoobStore.com, simply titled Busty Arianna. Packed with the awesomely ripe wonderfulness that is Arianna, Romanian G-Bomb. Play the trailer and read the detailed disc description at the Store, then get your copy today. Whoever said “less is more” never made videos with big-boobed, great-looking girls. Arianna is ready, eager and hot to be an international SCORE superstar, and this is her breakout DVD. She is a real sweetheart and every SCORE and V-Girl who spends time with her will agree. And her voice alone is hypnotic.
Big girls stripping at the club. That sounds like a good time to me.
I just finished watching the skinematic masturbatepiece, Big Girl Strip Club at my desk and I have to give it two very enthusiastic thumbs up.
(Yes, I get to sit at my desk and watch porno at work. This is my job. Be jealous. No, really…be jealous.)
I highly recommend this movie for a few reasons:
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. They are dancing around and ripping their clothes off. It’s entertaining for your eyes, but mostly, for your penis.
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. They fuck and suck a bunch of dudes in the Champagne Room of a strip club. So this movie is based on REALITY.
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. Some of them get fucked in the ass and they like it. We think women should be more into anal. This is proof that some are.
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. Yes. There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie.
The movie stars five thick and juicy ladies; Charlie Cooper, Daniella Gey, Julia Juggs, Sadie Berry and Alix Lakehurst. They dance. They grind on cocks during crazy lapdances. They suck and fuck said cocks. And they manage to makeout with one another and roll around in baby oil, too.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I love the strip club. Everything that goes down at the strip club is full of FUCK YES! It’s like Disney, but for horny people and hey, there ain’t nothing wrong with that!
While we were filming this cockbuster of a film, our resident pervert, eh, editor, Dave, went into the dressing room and chatted up the five stars while they changed in and out of wardrobe and got ready for their scenes. (Just like Dave…always where the naked tits are!) You can check out his video of it below and when you are done, head on over to the eBoobStore and check out a preview of this flick. You will be happy you did.
Valory Irene was spotted by a SCORE Guy just like you, a man who always scans his immediate area for good looking, busty babes. His boob radar went on red alert when he noticed the perfect body of Valory. He could have just checked out Valory like the average man would have, then rolled up his tongue and watched her continue on her way. But no. He changed the course of history, and our lives and your lives, when he introduced himself, asked Valory if she’s ever thought of modeling and talked about SCORE. She was interested. He contacted BeASCOREModel.com, and we made immediate plans to photograph 42-27-38 Valory and then signed her to a lucrative contract also.
Valory Irene: Wet Dream is her first DVD out, packed with videos of the 34FF-cup delight, a quiet hottie with an incredible body that does all the talking. There are lingerie and bikini shows, tight T-shirts, a combination interview, strip and measuring scene, tons of T&A play and loads of candid and behind-the-scenes videos. If you love underwater photography and floating boobs, something we love, too, you’re covered. You’ll be breastnotized by this rookie. She took to the camera like a kitten to cream. Visit the eBoobStore, read the full description and watch the trailer, then score your copy today.
