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Today at SCORELAND, who wants to shoot their load to Mariza Rabbit?

March 22, 2024 by Dave 4 Comments

Tits!

A super-stacked weekend at SCORELAND starts today with Mariza Rabbit sucking and fucking. I’m sure some of you remember Who Shot Roger Rabbit, a 1988 film that combined live-action and animation and featured big-titted cartoon character Jessica Rabbit. Mariza Rabbit is a real-life fantasy doll who told us, “I love watching ’90s cartoons and I like to go to the library and the planetarium.” She told us, “I can pick things up with my feet and make men get erections without even touching them.”

Well, sorry, Mariza, but that’s true of all of the girls at SCORELAND, although we understand what you’re getting at. All it takes is one glance at a photo like this one, in which Mariza’s tits look ginormous, to get a reaction.

There’s lots of Mariza in your future. For now, enjoy Mariza. I’m gonna guess you’ll cum without even touching her.

You wait, and hope, and pray…and then Mariza Rabbit hops into your life

March 16, 2024 by Dave 7 Comments

Mariza has a lot to offer no matter which way she’s facing.

Ah, the life of a magazine editor. A deadline approaches. You check out the studio calendar and see that there’s a great new girl on the schedule, but she’s being shot right in the middle of production. By this time, you’ve planned out most of the magazine, but you’d really like to get the super-stacked newbie on the cover. The thing is, you don’t know for sure that the shoot is actually going to happen. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to have a big hole in the mag, and, you know, you can’t have nothing on the cover. The Beatles tried that with the White Album…although I guess that turned out pretty good for them, didn’t it?

Well, waiting and hoping turned out pretty good for us, too, because Mariza Rabbit did show up for her scheduled shoots, and her body was everything we’d hoped it would be and more…more being that big bubble butt of hers.

Mariza makes her SCORELAND debut today, and I’m sure you’ll have a lot of questions about her, but I know one question you’re definitely going to ask, and the answer is…

Well, it’s either yes or no.

Want some? Well, yeah, I’d like as much of Billie Jean Austin as I can get

March 1, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

Don’t you wish that Billie Jean were your lover?

The most famous lines from the Michael Jackson song “Billie Jean” go, “Billie Jean is not my lover/She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one/But the kid is not my son.

But the lines from the song that best apply to SCORE Girl Billie Jean Austin go, “She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene/Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one/Who will dance on the floor in the round.”

Forget dancing. I’d rather fuck her. Although I’ll dance if that means fucking later. Or if I can just grab her tits. Or brush against them.

In the photo above, “Billie Jean seems to be saying, “Want some?” And, indeed, that’s what she is saying because seconds later in her scene today at SCORELAND, she’s getting her tits handled by a lucky guy and sucking his dick.

Now I can’t get that fucking song out of my head.

Victoria Nova’s Table Top Toy Show

February 10, 2024 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Mature French divorcee Victoria Nova keeps in shape by pole dancing and running. Every time I see her, her nipples are erect. Those nipples are as sharp as her high heels.

“I love doggy-style sex, especially in my ass,” Victoria said. So putting things up her butt–toys, dicks–is something she enjoys. Today, Victoria gets on a kitchen table for a toy-time show and sticks a dildo in her wazoo. She doesn’t neglect her snatch and buzzes her clit and pussy lips with a pink vibrator.

Victoria was an executive assistant, but she left her position in the business world for a bunch of different positions, including cowgirl.

We don’t find enough Frenchwomen with big enough breasts to photograph. Why, I don’t know. I’ve model-searched for years. Anastasia Doll seems to have cornered the French connection pretty much all to herself.

Victoria Nova does a table-top spread.

Because a guy can’t do everything…Rhea sucks her nip while Peter eats her pussy

February 9, 2024 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Rhea creates her own magic.

It is an anatomical fact of life that a man can’t eat a woman’s pussy and suck her tits at the same time. He can fuck her pussy and suck her tits at the same time, and I have actually seen very flexible women who can lick their own clits, but combined pussy-eating/nipple-sucking is impossible.

Knowing this, that it’s either get her tits sucked or get her pussy eaten but not both, Rhea Creates, aka Rhea Creates Magic, creates magic in today’s SCORELAND posting by sucking her own nipple while Peter eats her snatch. By the way, I’ve been a big fan of the word “snatch” ever since Morris in the movie Slapshot said, “Here’s to all that gorgeous snatch down in F-L-A.”

Kudos to Elliot for titling today’s scene “Rhea Creates Stiff Dick.” She does that. And kudos to Rhea for her dick-sucking mouth, jiggling tits and fine ass.

Okay, I have a question. It’s about jacking off, so if that subject makes you queasy, SPOILER ALERT! Anyway, you’re jacking off to a video. But then you think about something else and switch to another video. And then another.

Basically, how often is the scene you start jacking off to the scene that you end up cumming to? Sometimes, jacking is a journey that unexpectedly takes you from one place to another.

 

Hey, Sofia Vergara, you wanna see giant boobs? Look here!

February 2, 2024 by Dave 7 Comments

I was watching that new show Griselda on Netflix the other night, and although I didn’t care much for it, I did like the way it showcases Sofia Vergara’s boobs. She wears a lot of outfits that showcase her tits and bends over quite a bit, too. So I might watch the show again just for that.

Anyway, I went looking for information about Sofia’s hooters and came across this recent quote from her: “My giant boobs and my body opened doors for me.”

Okay. Let’s just stop there. “Giant boobs”? Sofia has very nice tits, just like Adrienne Barbeau (from Maude and Cannonball Run) and Sally Struthers (from All In The Family and those hunger commercials), and Dolly Parton has very nice tits, but “giant boobs”? No way.

You wanna see giant boobs? I’ll show you giant boobs.

Nicole Colina’s boobs are much more than three handfuls. They’re like 10 handfuls!

Nicole Colina, who returns to fuck today at XLGirls.com, has giant boobs. Natasha Sweet and Kira Liv have giant boobs. Sofia Vergara has big boobs compared to the average woman, but giant boobs?

Give it a rest.

You want to see big boobs? Watch Griselda. You want to see giant boobs? Leave that to us.

Today at SCORELAND, newcomer Rhea Creates Magic

February 1, 2024 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Rhea knows a lot of tricks.

Rhea, who debuts today at SCORELAND, calls herself Rhea Creates Magic. Among her magic tricks is self-sucking both of her nipples at the same time. When she makes her hardcore debut soon, you’ll see another one of her tricks: making a cock disappear down her throat.

“I love starting by deeply sucking a dick,” she said. “That gets me really excited and wet. I enjoy deep-throating. Then I like to ride the guy’s cock cowgirl before trading off. Usually at that point, I’m really hot and just want to let the guy take over. I also really enjoy squirting.”

I’m sure Rhea will also conjure up some action in your pants.

I almost forgot to mention that she has red hair, pierced nipples, butterfly pussy lips and a big, beautiful ass.

Magic!

 

Notice to Cheyenne’s friends and family: If you see this photo, take a deep breath. Calm down. Everything is going to be okay.

January 26, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

The people who know Cheyenne would be shocked to see this photo of her. Guess they really don’t know her, do they?

Cheyenne Duvallon, a MILF from Switzerland who has big tits and a voracious sexual appetite, said, “My colleagues and family are sure that I am a serious and strict girl who wants a serious career, but I am not like that.”

Nope. Today at SCORELAND, she sucks and fucks for all the world to see. At 40SomethingMag.com, you can see her getting ass-fucked and spreading her ass wide so a young dude can shoot his load into her butthole.

I guess that’s serious stuff.

Here’s more serious stuff. According to Dr. Cassann Blake, “Wearing a bra doesn’t affect the risk of breast sagging.” I saw the same info on a Columbia University website.

If this is true, women can go braless whenever they wish as long as they don’t mind their tits bouncing and their nipples poking through their tops.

I love bras, but I’m also okay with that.

 

Man stuck in Kat Marie’s cleavage. News at 11.

January 20, 2024 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Berry is putty in Kat Marie‘s hands. She can seduce him with minimal effort. Controlling guys is her specialty. Remember, she’s a professional fem-dom. “Goddess Kat” drains him dry.

Myself, I’d like to see Kat return to SCORELAND for more scenes.

He’s stuck on Kat Marie.

The miracle of not cumming in seconds when huge-titted Nicole Colina is closing in on your cock

January 19, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

A photo like this illustrates why I have the utmost respect for porn studs.

The dude’s pants haven’t come off yet, and spectacular newcomer Nicole Colina is on all fours, closing in on his trouser meat, her gigantic, natural tits hanging.

At this point, the average boob lover might be done. He’s seen all he really needs to see–a pair unlike any he’s seen before–and, so, alas, he shoots his load in his pants before Nicole can even take his cock out and suck it. The ballgame is over, perhaps to be continued later.

But porn studs…they somehow maintain their composure. Not only do they not cum right that instant but they make it through blow job, tit-fuck, pussy fuck, sometimes for over 30 minutes, before finally cumming. Some people are impressed by a Major Leaguer hitting a 100 MPH fastball or a soccer player curving the ball into the net from 30 yards and an impossible angle. I’m impressed by porn studs performing under the extreme pressure of their balls wanting to explode.

A girl like Nicole, who fucks for the first time on-camera today at XLGirls.com, can have that effect on a guy.

Nicole Colina hangs out with this lucky guy.