Today at SCORELAND…
This photo of Sha Rizel actually made me gasp when I saw it. Gasp, as in it made me lose my breath. I’m better now, but are you kidding me? Is it really possible for a girl to be this hot?
Categories for Newcomers
The girl with the bikini bod
Today is the third pictorial of Estelle Taylor, December ’12 SCORE covergirl. A matching video follows on Monday.
If any girl has the bod for a bikini, it’s Estelle. Bikini designers could use her figure as a template.
We were talking about Estelle at lunch last week. She has the slender yet shapely body and beautiful face that you see in Miss Universe-style beauty contests.
“Estelle Taylor’s first layout, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve looked at that layout,” ED wrote “Scorecard.”
Now he has a new one to look at multiple times.
Estelle Taylor is back today and tomorrow.
Scarlet LaVey…homemaker?
“When guys stare at my boobs or say something to me about them, I actually like to pretend sometimes that I am pissed off about it, but it is all part of the act,” says Scarlet LaVey. “I love it. Yeah, guys are crazy when it comes to boobs. One time I was walking down the street and I was approaching a group of guys and they screamed out, ‘Oh, my god! Those are real!’ really loudly. I was like, ‘Yeah they are!'”
I, myself, want to see Scarlet LaVey walking down the street. In fact, walking anywhere. I’m a freak for busty girls just walking. And I would never yell anything at her.
Tomorrow’s pictorial at SCORELAND is a study in contrasts. Would Scarlet dress like Suzy Homemaker and bake cookies and cakes for a boyfriend? We’ll have to remember to ask the next time she visits our citadel of cleavage.
How'd you like to come home to Scarlet and her fresh baked goods?
Top-rated SCORE Girls and how we look at them
1. Siri
2. Christy Marks
3. Sha Rizel
4. Katarina Dubrova
5. Sensual Jane
6. Angela White
7. Lana Ivans
8. Anna Song
9. Merilyn Sakova
10. Chloe Vevrier
As of today, these 10 models are the top-rated models at SCORELAND. The Model Directory page lists the 50 top-rated modelss. Members click on a star to rate the model or to rate a specific photo set or video. The ratings can change on a daily basis.
This list is interesting because Chloe, Merilyn, Anna and Sensual Jane haven’t modeled for SCORE in a long time yet they’re right up there. It proves that perennial favorites don’t lose their power. (From what I’m told, one of them will be back at SCORELAND soon.)
It’s no surprise to see Siri, Sha, Angela or Christy. It’s a surprise not to see Venera, Leanne Crow or Karina Hart. Where’s Hitomi?
And now for something completely different.
A poll asking “What do you log-in to SCORELAND with?” yielded no significant changes since April of 2011.
48% use desktops.
33% use their laptops.
8% use tablet computers.
11% use their phones.
There was an 8% drop in desktop use over the last two years. That could be linked to less desktops being sold in the big-box stores. Me, I remain old-school and I’m perfectly happy with my desktop. I had to replace a Dell and I was surprised at the dismal selection at H.H. Gregg, even though I know what the hardware manufacturers’ ultimate aim is.
Yet tablet and phone usage haven’t skyrocketed. I believe the reason is not being able to download and save videos and photo files on a hard drive like you can with a laptop or desktop. These devices have no ports, so you can’t even stick in a 50 GB flash drive and save a video to that. You also can’t play a DVD.
The day I watch a Valory Irene video on my 3.5 inch phone screen is the day I start wearing a hoodie, get a tattoo on my neck and start skateboarding to the office.
Valory Irene today at SCORELAND.
Krystal Swift is The Hair Salon Hottie
Now here’s someone Dave and I made a special request for. It’s been close to a year since her first sets and videos at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.
My worry was that Krystal Swift would do hot modeling for a short time and then move on to something else. Vanish. Take off. Get a full-time job. Join the Czech Army. Get married. Meet a boyfriend who’d pull a hissy fit about her pornicating. Something like that.
Happily, Krystal didn’t…yet. So she was available when the call went out. I had my fingers crossed on this one.
Krystal Swift is one of those girls who winds up getting a lot of mail. Some of it was the simple “Bring her back” one-liner. Some feedback was more elaborate.
A few comments from the past year:
E.D.: “I never guessed she was a Czech girl. She doesn’t really have that look. She looks like she could just as easily be a Southern girl, maybe Tennessee. Her beautiful face… she looks a lot like a much younger co-worker who I’ve very deviantly imagined giving a cum bath to… slapping her face with my dick.”
T.P.: “Krystal Swift has such great eye contact. It’s going to be tough for anyone to gaze into her eyes with those F-cups in the way.”
M.S.: “If I were you people, I’d take her to an island for a week and come back with a suitcase full of photos.”
So now here’s the wonderful, fun-derful Krystal Swift finally back at SCOREVideos.com as The Hair Salon Hottie, and there’s more on the way to SCORELAND. When you join SCOREVideos.com, you also get access to SCOREHD.com, so sign on today.
A couple of big-titted MILFs who will perk up your weekend…or any day of the week
Sally D'Angelo
Miss Deb
Sally D’Angelo is a 59-year-old wife, mother and grandmother with F-cup tits.
Miss Deb is a 54-year-old wife, mother and swinger with F-cup tits.
Both of them are doing some very naughty things at 50PlusMILFs.com. And wait until you see Miss Deb’s piercings. Whoa!
These boots are made for gawking: Janne Hollan’s kinky boots.
Janne's kinky boots.
Look at those classic lines. The contours and curves that won’t end. That chassis. Those state-of-the-art bumpers. Those huge headlights. Who would not want to take chesty blonde Janne Hollan out for a test drive in the country?
The super-voluptuous covergirl of the October ’12 V-mag is a customer service rep for a car company in Prague. Yes, a part-time model with a full-time job. I love that.
Nicole's kinky boots.
I would bet a bunch of Euros that Miss Hollan can sell any car she wants to any customer she approaches. Who would have the will power to say no? Just sign.
Janne, her lush, creamy body and her kinky black boots are at SCORELAND today.
We don’t shoot many pictorials of models wearing boots like this. It reminds me of a lengthy letter a reader sent in once about Nicole Peters. He loved seeing the girls in thigh-high boots and raved about a shot of Nicole in long, black boots.
Meet Beti Phellasio. She’ll stick to you
Beti Phellasio is now at XLGirls.com
Meet Beti Phellasio, a babelicious babe with 38G-cups, now oiling up her tits and sucking and fucking at XLGirls.com. A knock-out newcomer. I knows ’em when I sees ’em.
Born and raised in London, the brunette stunner with a girl-next-door look is an artist and only recently started hot modeling. I sure was happy to have her aboard.
Beti watches hockey, goes to clubs and concerts and likes to dance. I’d like to see a video of her dancing and shaking those massive ya-yas!
She listed “deep-throating” as one of her talents, and she proved it in her first scene. It’s a bed-buster, wet, steamy, sticky and sweaty. There’s a solo pictorial, too.
Beti has wide areolae and pointy, dark nips. Dave blogged a couple of days ago about creamy-skinned girls with visible veins, such as Renee Ross and Nicole Peters. Beti has them, too.
Among those who had enough strength left in their arms to issue a statement in the comments section was Josh98qw8, who wrote, “Yes!! She will be a smash hit! Pretty pretty face. Giant tits.”
Agreed!
Beti debuts in the September ’13 XL Girls magazine (SP 253), on-sale July 23rd.
Black eye, anyone?
Why can’t we all just get along and admit that we love big tits?
The current SCORE DVD catalog, graced by Felicia Clover.
K.S. of Yorkshire, England writes, “During an idle moment at work the other day, I was flicking through my newly-received SCORE DVD catalog (hey, it’s that kind of workplace), the one with Felicia Clover on the cover. Two of my male colleagues were present, so I invited them to check it out. Amazingly, without even turning a page, one of them denounced Felicia as ugly while the other (to whom I’d handed the book) tossed it back to me and wiped his hands down the front of his pants (as if they’d been contaminated), sneering, ‘You don’t know where she’s been.’
“I was both affronted at their trashing of my taste in women and gobsmacked that there are actually men in this world who would wrinkle their noses at a goddess like Felicia Clover (although I outwardly displayed neither emotion). I actually feel sorry for guys like that who feel that they can only admit to liking supermodels amongst their peers for fear of being laughed at. Oh, well, guess that’s two you can safely scrub off your ‘future subscriber’ list.”
Thanks for writing, K.S., and I like the story, but I kind of wish you had put those two guys in their place. I will guarantee that if Felicia Clover walked up to those guys, their tongues would drop out of their mouths. They’d have instant boners and would be standing there trying to figure out what to do with them. And if Felicia bent over and said, “You can put that right here, honey,” neither would have hesitated.
It is sad but true: Some men either 1.) Allow society to dictate what they like; or 2.) Refuse to admit what they like (big boobs) for fear of being made fun of. But made fun of for what reason? “I like big tits and a nice, round ass” is something to be ashamed of? I don’t think so.
I am proud to admit that I watch the TV show Fashion Star. I do not, however, watch Fashion Star to see the skinny models. I watch the show because one of the judges is Jessica Simpson, and she has big, full tits, and she almost always dresses to show them off.
So, I ask you: If Jessica Simpson can be proud of her body on a show filled with skinny super-models, why can’t any V-Girl be proud of her body? And, it goes to follow, why can’t any V-Man be proud that he loves V-Girls?
K.S.’s story…has that ever happened to you?
The Office Hottie
Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.
Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.
Our rating? A+.
Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.
Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist. 
A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.
“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”
Our answer was: How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”
The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.
While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.
Julia Juggs
Inesse
Arianna Sinn