Categories for Newcomers

Notice to Cheyenne’s friends and family: If you see this photo, take a deep breath. Calm down. Everything is going to be okay.

January 26, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

The people who know Cheyenne would be shocked to see this photo of her. Guess they really don’t know her, do they?

Cheyenne Duvallon, a MILF from Switzerland who has big tits and a voracious sexual appetite, said, “My colleagues and family are sure that I am a serious and strict girl who wants a serious career, but I am not like that.”

Nope. Today at SCORELAND, she sucks and fucks for all the world to see. At 40SomethingMag.com, you can see her getting ass-fucked and spreading her ass wide so a young dude can shoot his load into her butthole.

I guess that’s serious stuff.

Here’s more serious stuff. According to Dr. Cassann Blake, “Wearing a bra doesn’t affect the risk of breast sagging.” I saw the same info on a Columbia University website.

If this is true, women can go braless whenever they wish as long as they don’t mind their tits bouncing and their nipples poking through their tops.

I love bras, but I’m also okay with that.

 

Man stuck in Kat Marie’s cleavage. News at 11.

January 20, 2024 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Berry is putty in Kat Marie‘s hands. She can seduce him with minimal effort. Controlling guys is her specialty. Remember, she’s a professional fem-dom. “Goddess Kat” drains him dry.

Myself, I’d like to see Kat return to SCORELAND for more scenes.

He’s stuck on Kat Marie.

The miracle of not cumming in seconds when huge-titted Nicole Colina is closing in on your cock

January 19, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

A photo like this illustrates why I have the utmost respect for porn studs.

The dude’s pants haven’t come off yet, and spectacular newcomer Nicole Colina is on all fours, closing in on his trouser meat, her gigantic, natural tits hanging.

At this point, the average boob lover might be done. He’s seen all he really needs to see–a pair unlike any he’s seen before–and, so, alas, he shoots his load in his pants before Nicole can even take his cock out and suck it. The ballgame is over, perhaps to be continued later.

But porn studs…they somehow maintain their composure. Not only do they not cum right that instant but they make it through blow job, tit-fuck, pussy fuck, sometimes for over 30 minutes, before finally cumming. Some people are impressed by a Major Leaguer hitting a 100 MPH fastball or a soccer player curving the ball into the net from 30 yards and an impossible angle. I’m impressed by porn studs performing under the extreme pressure of their balls wanting to explode.

A girl like Nicole, who fucks for the first time on-camera today at XLGirls.com, can have that effect on a guy.

Nicole Colina hangs out with this lucky guy.

Things you can do while waiting for Holly Garner to fuck again next Friday at SCORELAND

January 6, 2024 by Dave 14 Comments

Holly is ready for more cock.

1. Jack off a few more times to Holly’s first hardcore.

2. Check out huge-titted MILF Billie Jean Austin in action with a guy half her age at SCORELAND.

Unfortunately, Billie Jean is not my lover.

 

3. Enjoy newcomer Nicole Colina’s giant naturals at XLGirls.com. Words cannot do justice to the size of her naturals. I’ve also previewed her XXX scenes, which go live in a few weeks, and not once did my eyes go to her pussy, I was so focused on that rack.

The spectacular Nicole Colina.

 

See? Time’s gonna fly.

 

Two newcomers visit XLGirls.com

January 5, 2024 by Elliot James 12 Comments

Nicole Colina debuted yesterday. Nicole has beyond-gigantic boobs, and buying bras is a challenge for her. She’s making the most of her gifts by becoming a model.

I’ve known about Bea York for a few years. This is Bea’s first time at XLGirls, and today, Nicky Rebel, has the honor of sucking her big tits and boning her.

Nicole

Bea

 

Newcomer Alexis Kay and the mysteries of life

December 29, 2023 by Dave 1 Comment

This lucky dude has the right idea.

Alexis Kay, who debuted yesterday and is fucking today, says, “I don’t get enough sex.”

Sometimes I have to ask, “Who are these girls hanging out with?” How is it possible that a horny, big-titted, beautiful blonde hottie like Alexis doesn’t get as much sex as she wants?

This is one of the mysteries of life that Elliot and I hope to solve in 2024. I’m not optimistic. Elliot and I have lived a lot of years without solving these mysteries.

Alexis is from Nebraska. She used to be a cheerleader. My mind is spinning from imagining those big boobs bouncing on the sideline. She told us she had double-Ds in high school. Yay, team! She also said, “When I go out, I love to wear low-cut tops that show my cleavage.”

And the hound dogs don’t come running? How can that be?

Oh, baby! Super-curvy Thayana makes her XLGirls debut

December 9, 2023 by Dave 49 Comments

Meet Thayana. Meat Thayana.

So, we’re working on the new issue of Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine right now, and one of the girls who’s going to be in the issue debuts this weekend at XLGirls.com by sucking cock and fucking. To me, she’s the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy. Her name is Thayana, she’s from Colombia, she’s only 21 years old and she has braces.

She also has big, natural tits, a round, fuckable bottom and insane curves. As you can tell by this photo.

According to something I just read, “Waist-to-hip ratio is nearly the same for both boys and girls until puberty, when estrogen causes a girl’s hips to widen as stores of fat accumulate on her hips and thighs. Wider hips are an indicator of fertility, which is why men have historically preferred women with pronounced back-to-buttock curves. Also, studies have found that women with hourglass figures tend to be more fertile.”

Honestly, the fertility factor never pops into my head when I see a girl like Thayana. What I think is, “I want to fuck her.” And if that gets her pregnant, well, so be it. But it’s not my goal.

Thayana calls herself Thayana Baby. I call her Curvy ‘n’ Fuckable.

BTW, the big shoot that we’ve been waiting for? It still hasn’t happened. Maybe it’ll happen this weekend, but I’m not holding my breath. And, yes, I’m very disappointed.

Tiny and stacked, and one of my favorite big-boob poses

December 2, 2023 by Dave 22 Comments

I was going to play “Guess Whose Tits” today, and this is the photo I was going to use of Safira Yakkuza.

But instead, when looking at her new photos and video that went live Thursday at SCORELAND, I was taken by how incredibly little and thin she is. This is the photo that did it for me.

Safira is tiny. She’s 5’2″ and weighs only 108 pounds. That’s nothing. And she has those huge tits. And she takes giant cocks in her mouth, pussy and ass. I’m sure guys hold doors for her all the time, not only to look down her blouse but also because she has that “take care of me” look. I’m a big fan of Safira. Also, she’s a Spanish girl, and when I was in Spain recently, it occurred to me that the people of  Spain might be the most-beautiful in the world. I had no idea.

Which reminds me. A long time ago, I was in a shopping mall in Fort Lauderdale when I saw a girl who as very busty and had a thin waist. I held the door for her for much longer than I would have for just about anyone else, asked her if she had ever modeled and gave her my TSG business card. Well, wouldn’t you know it, a few days later, I got a call from the girl. She was obviously interested. But then…tragedy. A bolt of lightning shook the building, and I lost the phone call. I didn’t have her number, and she never called back. Because it was on a business phone that went through an operator, there was no caller ID. I still curse that lightning crash.

And on another subject, here are two photos that are remarkably similar and, in my opinion, exemplify one of the all-time great poses in big boob photography: tits hanging down, ass and pussy in the air and on full display. It’s like the girls are saying, “Take your pick. Fuck whatever you wish.” Does it get any better than Cathy Patrick (from 1992, on the left) and Christy Marks (from 2007, on the right)?

 

The hot buns of Lizzie Bakery

November 30, 2023 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Meet your latest addiction, Lizzie Bakery.

Lizzie returns to XLGirls today, and not a moment too soon.

Lizzie was a recommendation, and when we saw her photos, the race was on to get her scenes shot and posted as soon as possible.

Lizzie Bakery has great buns.