Categories for newcomers

The candy SCORE

January 29, 2011 by Elliot James 5 Comments

 

The eyecandy has been delivered to SCORELAND. Head on over and pick it up. But be warned. The risk of sugar shock is a real possibility. We assume no liability if you are unable to detach your hand from your mouse this weekend. Ashley Sage Ellison puts on and takes off her British school uniform in an after-class treat. Valory Irene’s blue lingerie thingie is mere frosting on her magnificent cupcakes. What areolae! As big as silver-dollar pancakes. In the Blog video below, Valory shows how she dresses in public. Mama mia! I respect a woman who’s busty and proud and Valory is all that. Sophie Mae looks like a life-sized dress-up doll in a candy-cane dress and is twice as sweet. Sexbomb Kitana Flores told us in a recent video interview that one time a guy came as soon as she got naked for him. This is called the “Kitana Flores effect.” He never did see any action with her. Luckily, that didn’t happen in Kitana’s new bouncing SCORELAND vid, “Big-Boobed Lingerie Shageroo.” I wouldn’t have blamed the stunt-man if he had. Just never let him into the building ever again. And there’s even more eyecandy so log in. Same boob time, same boob channel.

 

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.8/5

Lexi Summers: Teen Titter

January 27, 2011 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
Kiss them for us, Lexi.

Kiss them for us, Lexi.

Meet and greet teenaged titty delight Lexi Summers from Texas. She wears a 36DDD bra. Nice numbers, that.

“I was always getting harassed by the principal for wearing inappropriate clothing,” says 19 year-old Lexi. “And a couple of times a week I was always getting in trouble for cleavage showing or something along those lines.” Now that’s our kind of girl. “I have had a lot of people say that my tits are great, but then again, a lot of guys think my tits are okay and then just go straight for my ass. It really depends on what they like. I think it’s what they enjoy.”

See Lexi’s 59 image pictorial and read Lexi’s great interview with Maria on SCORELAND. And tomorrow, see Lexi again on XLGirls.com. She’s tender and topheavy.

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.5/5

A good month for sexing

January 21, 2011 by Elliot James 6 Comments
A girl should depants the man.

The girl should depants the man.

January’s a cold month in general but not at SCORELAND. Not with this line-up of new sex stars. Kitana Flores (January 19) is a Miami Beach hottie by way of Puerto Rico who has an X box that every dude in town wants to play with. Natasha Dulce (January 15th) is a pole dancer in Tampa with all the ingredients and the personality to skyrocket this year.

Opening with tease is always nice.

Opening with tease is always nice.

College co-ed Sandra Star (January 8th) was the winner of the Miss Hot SCORE contest in Berlin, Germany and jumped right into an anal cherry popping video. And Ashlee Chambers (January 20), a Texas hardbody fitness chick, has the biggest clitoris I’ve ever seen and a nice, dirty mouth. Give these girls an inch, they want eight. And the month’s not over yet.

This weekend, one of the top vote getters in this season’s SCORE Model of the Year contest is back to treat us to her advanced skills in sexology and breastnosis. More about that tomorrow.

Never turn down the offer of ass.

Never turn down the offer of ass.

A lap dance is an acceptable way for a girl to introduce herself.

A lap dance is an acceptable way for a girl to introduce herself.

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.8/5

Lana has good genes. And good jeans.

January 16, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Keep your skinny-ass supermodels.

Keep your skinny-ass supermodels.

A few SCORELAND members have noticed the ass-smothering tight jeans that some of the girls have been wearing lately and they’ve emailed or commented about it. It looks like spray-painted jeans. Today, add the sexy ass of Lana Ivans to the jeans buster club. Lana, a big ratings hit on New Years Eve with her debut hardcore video “Total Sex,” has a video in SCORE Theater today called “Tight Jeans Tight Top.” Lana models her own 36E cup bra, talks about bra shopping (she buys them in France), boobs, fucking, cock sucking and where she wants to take herself in her modeling roadmap. Then Lana takes off the super-snug jeans and gets down to wearing only the wind so her fingers can do the talking. Lana’s a happy, always smiling girl-next-door who likes to spread the joy. There’s plenty of it in this video.

This is our latest hot and horny Sunday interview video with a SCORE model. Last week was Kelly Christiansen and the weeks before her was Kitana Flores, Beshine, Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory and Natalie Fiore. A much better way to spend Sundays than watching overpaid dudes tossing a football. I’m sure Lana approves this message.

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.8/5

La Dulce Vida

January 15, 2011 by Elliot James 18 Comments

One of the first things that’ll whiplash you about sweet Natasha Dulce is her skin. It’s absolutely perfect. Beautifully colored, smooth and creamy. Beautiful big tits and a gorgeous body. A happy girl with a mega-bucks smile. She won the dice roll at genetic craps. Here’s the fast track about her.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

A 20 year-old sweater stretcher from Tampa, Florida.
Birthday: July 8th.
Brazilian-Cuban-American heritage.
Favorite TV show: The Bad Girls Club.
Thinks Kim Kardashian is hot.
Likes to dress casual and sexy.
Favorite position: doggie-style.
Was fired at 18 from her job at McDonalds for not wearing that dumb paper hat. Was that manager crazy?
Applied for a stripper job at the Mons Venus club. Was told she was not skinny enough. Was that manager crazy?
Went to the 2001 Odyssey all-nude club and was hired.
Rides the pole at 2001.
Rides the pole at SCORELAND today.
If you miss her, you’re crazy too.

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.6/5

Today inside SCORELAND: the truth about Kelly Christiansen

January 9, 2011 by Elliot James 3 Comments
When Kelly speaks, we listen.

When Kelly speaks, we listen.

I’ll tell you in advance what the truth about Kelly is. She is beyond spectacular. And she has that “real woman who likes to pose” thing going on. Everybody loves that kind of model. When we interviewed Kelly the first time she was at SCORE (an audio-only interview), and I saw her for the first time, I hallucinated the word BOMBSHELL flashing over her head, like a neon sign on the Las Vegas Strip. It was a sign of things to come. In today’s SCORE Theater vid, Kelly keeps falling out of her lingerie thingie, some lacey outfit cut like a monokini. It seems designed to keep slipping off. Kelly is also pretty much stark naked for a lot of this vid. She talks about modeling at SCORE, meeting Karen Fisher (both were on the SCOREtv Holiday Edition show and that ultimate fantasy threesome a few weeks ago), what she thinks when she looks at her videos and photos, what her husband thinks (she wouldn’t be here without his urging) and more. And all the time, her tits keep falling out. Keep in mind that this is all new to her. To repeat a phrase we started using years ago, there’s no “man-ass” blocking any views of Kelly’s heavenly sights in this vid. Dave stays off camera as he probes Kelly like Mr. Spock doing his Vulcan mind meld thing. We are also treated to the exciting sight of Kelly rubbing one out and doing other titillating things. If you enjoyed last weekend’s hot Kitana Flores body show, tune in for Kelly today inside SCORELAND.

Whoops, there it slips again.

Whoops, there it slips again.

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.8/5

Meet “Miss Hot SCORE”

January 8, 2011 by Elliot James 7 Comments
First time for Sandra, new German hottie.

First time for Sandra, new German hottie.

And you will meet Miss Hot SCORE today inside SCORELAND in a pretty wild video and pictorial for a brand new model. But first I’d better explain what Miss Hot SCORE is all about and who she is.

The Miss Hot SCORE contest was sponsored in autumn by the German language edition of SCORE called Hot SCORE magazine. Sandra Star is a pretty college student in Berlin majoring in business admin. She also loves big tits. And she has a pair herself. Fraulein Star heard about the contest from a friend so she sent in her pictures to Hot SCORE. And she won. One of the Miss Hot SCORE judges was none other than covergirl Annina. “I first noticed her beautiful smile!” Annina said. “She has charisma and a great, curvy body. She is the whole package. For me, Sandra is Miss Hot SCORE 2010!” If Annina says it’s so, it’s so.

They attended the Venus Expo together to debut Sandra as Miss Hot SCORE. That must have caused a mob scene with the boobarazzi.  When our studio people went to Berlin to photograph several models (including Dors Feline), they invited Sandra to shoot for the original SCORE magazine. One thing led to another… So why do I say Sandra’s video is wild? Because Sandra, a super-newcomer fresh on the scene, did a XXX anal-sex video her first time out. A hardcore anal cherry popping usually doesn’t happen the first time. I think it helps that the German people are sexually super-liberated compared to the Americans and the Brits.

When things work out, they work out great. Sandra loves big tits. She loves sex. She loves being photographed. Add it all together and you get happiness. See the vid “Meet Sandra Star, Miss Hot SCORE Germany” today inside SCORELAND. It includes an opening interview and her English is very good and she gives great voice too. I love German accents. Danke, Sandra Star. Welcome to the show, Miss Hot SCORE.

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.5/5

Kaytee Carter’s covered

January 5, 2011 by Elliot James 3 Comments
Ain't she somethin'?

Ain't she somethin'?

Resistance is futile when Kaytee Carter is a beacon of beautiful bustiness on the racks of your local newsstand or magazine store. March ’11 SCORE is Kaytee’s second cover issue. Her first cover was her debut, May ’10. Featured this edition is Nadia Night, Mianna Thomas, Jenna Valentine, Morgan Leigh (centerfold), newcomer Gigi St. Claire, Chica XXX, Kelly Christiansen XXX and, of course, Kaytee in a supersexy seven page pictorial. A lineup of girls that really pack a wallop.  Busty Cock Worshippers 2 is the DVD Pick of the Month and Scorecard is packed with reader letters and pix. Dave has a new magazine contest going, “SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals.” Readers can also enter to win Kelly’s autographed bra on page 22.  Better than winning a flat-screen TV, in my opinion. A bonus DVD is also included in the bag with the mag in most, but all, areas. Because we’re very generous people and have been since adolescence. Which most of us are still in.

If your local mentertainment emporium doesn’t carry SCORE for some insane reason, let us know at Scorecard@scoregroup.com and we’ll get right on it. Or get a copy swiftly and painlessly from the eBoobStore without having to actually walk or drive anywhere. And there’s a third option. Get the digital version at the Virtual Newsstand. It’s an exact copy of the newsstand magazine. Except you can’t hold it in your hands. Or you can subscribe now and get 18 issues for the price of 12. Call 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada. (Elsewhere: 001-305-662-5959)

You see, we’re not letting anyone off the hook here. You’ll thank us later.

Better than winning Derek Jeter's glove.

Better than winning Derek Jeter's glove.

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.8/5

The latest Curvettes

January 2, 2011 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Late 2010 going into 2011 has been a truly bountiful season for the latest model of Curvettes on XLGirls.com. Ample front ends. Well-padded seats. Plush bumpers. High-beamed headlights. Plush interiors. Lavish bodywork. Lots of leg room. Plenty of pick-up and many of them go from 0 to 60 with no hesitation. A beautiful ride. Feast your eyes and keep on your eyes on these Curvettes in the months ahead. They’re already in the winners circle. Analee Sands is 38F. Brandie Moore is 36G. Brianna Falcone is 44DDD. Charlie Cooper is 38G. Chloe Stevens is 46H. Daniella Grey is 36I. Julia Juggs is 40DDDD. Kendra Grace is 40FF. Lilli Blue is 38FF. Lisa Canon is 34G. Porsche Dali is 42GG. Sadie Berry is 42 J. Twilight Starr is 38G. Add these numbers up and you get sweater-meat paradise, my friends. I give thanks for this new boob bonanza. Twenty years ago, you couldn’t find more than a tiny handful of girls built like this modeling in mags and on video. Today, there’s a much more liberated attitude in the air and many more are proud to strut their stuff who would have never strutted their stuff before. Our cameramen are standing by and ready for even more new Curvettes to debut in 2011. 

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.1/5

Start the New Year off right with Lana and Kitana

January 1, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Lana puts out this weekend. Well, it's New Years!

Lana puts out this weekend. Well, it's New Years!

Hey, that rhymes. Lana and Kitana. Start 2011 off with a bang, a really big bang. Sexy new discovery from Romania Lana Ivans takes the plunge into the wild side with her first HARD SCORE scene, “Total Sex.” Miss Ivans started with the vid “Who Is Lana Ivans?” on SCORELAND, worked up to “Tits & Tugs” and now, the Grand Slam. The Whole Shebang. The Slam Dunk. All in the space of about a month. She didn’t keep anyone hanging on. Lana is really a smoker and I think you’ll agree with me after you see this nutbusting video in SCORE Theater and the matching pictorial. Thank you, Lana.

And on Sunday, ultra-sexy Kitana Flores talks to Dave in a 26 minute combo interview, lingerie show, boob show, ass show and pussy show called “Slippery Boob Talk.” A Miami attraction, Kitana also instructs us in the fine art of talking dirty in Spanish and Spanglish in her late-night, FM-radio voice. Dave raved later on about his chat with Kitana and how he got to squirt oil on her perfect ass. Not that Dave was trying to rub it in. I know why he’s super-impressed. If you’ve seen her previous videos, you know that Kitana has the magic. Another patented naked SCORE interview that’s a whole lot more than just an interview. Thank you, Kitana.

Lana and Kitana. Tits the kind of rhyme that works.

Kitana lives in Miami. She's SCORE's kind of local.

Kitana lives in Miami. She's SCORE's kind of local.

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.6/5