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Meet Venera Part 2: An overflowing top and tight denim short-shorts

June 16, 2011 by Elliot James 8 Comments

I love a girl with a stopless body who knows what she has and who likes to dress the part. “I like sexy clothes that show my cleavage,” Venera happily says. “Tight tops, short skirts, and, of course, high heels.” A bodyguard might also be a good accessory. Venera could easily cause major traffic accidents and riots just walking in public. I don’t know where she shops for those wild outfits and bikinis, but she’s a trendsetter for sure. Check out Part 2 of “Meet Venera” at SCORELAND, going live today.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Venera. We venerate her! SCORELAND 3-day special starts today!

June 15, 2011 by Elliot James 14 Comments

“Meet Venera” is the name of this new SCORELAND special shot in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Over the next three days, Venera will rock the house trying on sexy, tight clothes, lingerie and bikinis and showing off every inch of her super-trim, super-stacked body. Day One starts off with an interview, then there’s a video and a matching pictorial. If you love ’em with an extreme bust-to-waist ratio, you’ll venerate Venera. I know I did. She’s charmer, too, with a sweet personality, and she likes to slap her boobs together!

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Rating: 4.7/5

I’d compare Venera to Merilyn Sakova, but in all honesty, I’d rather get kicked in the balls

June 14, 2011 by Dave 36 Comments
Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.

Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.

Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.

Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.

For starters and for the record, I’d just like to say that I’m not labeling anyone as “the next” or an all-time great or an instant superstar. We did that about a year and a half ago with Karla James, and SCORELAND members and SCORE readers immediately lashed out. Their problem should have been with me, comparing a newcomer to perhaps the greatest natural ever, but many of them took it out on Karla, which was definitely unfair. Of course, those same members and readers [SPOILER ALERT!] promptly voted her one of SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals in the September 2011 issue (on-sale today at eBoobStore.com), so go figure.

Anyway, for the record, I am not saying that Venera (who debuted on the Blog last week and debuts at SCORELAND tomorrow on the first day of a three-day “Meet Venera” special) is the next Merilyn Sakova or is as good as Merilyn or as pretty as Merilyn or has as good a body at Merilyn. I have my opinions on these matters, but I’m going to keep them to myself.

All I’m saying is that when it comes to slim ‘n’ stacked naturals, Venera and Merilyn are very similar in that they both have the cock-hardening combination of huge tits with a tiny waist and–this is a matter of fact–that combination to such an extreme proportion has been seen very few times in the history of tits and waists.

And that’s all I’m saying.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Extreme Sweater Stretching with Beshine

June 13, 2011 by Elliot James 8 Comments
The biggest tits in Germany.

The biggest tits in Germany.

Beshine estimates her boobs weigh 20 pounds each. That’s a low estimate. Her boobs measure over 59 inches and her underbust is only 32 inches. Even though she’s slim, she works out a lot to keep her back muscles in top condition. Today on SCORELAND Beshine destroys a collection of tight tops with the greatest of ease. “My tops have to be very stretchy,” says Beshine. “I have to look around a lot for clothes, and I manage to find special things. I can’t wear tops that most girls can wear.” The pictures from July ’11 posted yesterday. Now for the video. Seeing is believing. And even then, it’s still hard to believe. It’s as if a girl in an Otis Sweat painting materialized and stepped out of an issue of SCORE magazine. What a candidate for a new Mega-Boob Olympics.

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Rating: 3.9/5

More fun with Beverly Paige!

June 12, 2011 by Maria 16 Comments

Remember when I told you about the exciting newcomer Beverly Paige? (You should…I told you last week!) Well, here is our second installment with Ms. Paige. I said it before and I will say it again, Beverly is a bundle of joy and jiggles. I caught up with her as she came off the set from doing a tits-and-tugs scene in which she played a naughty schoolgirl who gets all sorts of lessons from her professor. While we chatted, she was groping and squeezing her boobs the entire time! (It almost brought a tear to my eye to write that, it was THAT beautiful to watch.) Beverly, a California native, told me that she enjoys cooking, baking and dressing up in hot outfits in her spare time. She also said  she enjoys modeling and loves knowing that her fans watch her and get off. A woman who will make you dinner and cupcakes while she is wearing a skimpy costume, who will also encourage you to jack off to her blouse bunnies? Oh, yeah, we are in love, too. Look out for Beverly’s debut on SCORELAND and for a full-length interview in V-mag, both coming soon. Until then, just watch this blog video over and over. (Especially from :29-:36, where Beverly jumps and jiggles for your viewing pleasure.)

xoxo, Maria

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Fasten those seat belts. Maserati will put you in third gear.

June 11, 2011 by Elliot James 8 Comments
Maserati. Now @ SCOREVideos.com.

Maserati. Now @ SCOREVideos.com.

Perfect tits. Maserati has 'em.

Perfect tits. Maserati has 'em.

Welcome Maserati. She moves fast, goes from 0 to 150 in in a few seconds and doesn’t know the meaning of the word stop.

Maserati races into SCOREVideos.com with “Maserati XXX Is Busting Out For SeXXX.”  Her chassis is built for pleasure and comfort.

She dances and does a striptease for her audience of one, then takes him to the finish line. No burning rubber either. Maserati didn’t use one.

Maserati’s tits are perfect. Their shape, size and other specs alone will blow your piston rod.

If you belong to SCORELAND‘s Loyalty Program, SCOREVideos is probably in your collection of free websites. Test drive Maserati right now. And wear your seat belt.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Valory in the tassle castle

June 8, 2011 by Elliot James 10 Comments

SCORE Girl Valory Irene strolls the grounds of an ancient villa in Portugal today and gets to indulge in one of her favorite things: dressing up in exotic, barely-there lingerie. But I’ve never seen pictures or film of any classic burlesque stars with bodies like Valory’s. If Valory ever decides to relocate to America, any retro-burlesque dance troupe would be glad to have her in their group. This outfit looks like something old-school burlesque dancers used to un-wear on stage 60 years ago, especially those twirling tittie tassles decorating Valory’s wonderful, ski-sloped twin props. At full speed, Valory can spin those things like tiny whips. Can boob motion be harnessed one day to produce electricity? I’m working on a paper right now outlining this. The fun kicks off today at SCORELAND.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Making a splash

June 1, 2011 by Elliot James 6 Comments
Melting the ice in her first SCORE layout.

Melting the ice in her first SCORE layout.

Chalk up another hottie for the United Kingdom in the never-ending international sweater-missile race.

Robyn Alexandra enters SCORELAND today with her first pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE magazine.

Robyn’s a Brit who fills out a bikini very nicely, thank you very much. She’s fairly new to modeling and started out posing for the tabs in London.

I love that for years, people on buses and in the underground in London have been reading newspapers with photos of topless girls. In the States, the other passengers would look at you funny.

Robyn’s a professional ice skater. She’s been expertly cutting the ice for the past 13 years. Robyn could be the world’s first topless ice skater. Just a thought.

Welcome to The Big Show, Robyn Alexandra.

And big bustin’ birthdays to:

Leanne Crow born June 2.

Leanne Crow born June 2.

Westy born June 2.

Westy born June 2.

Bebe Cooper born June 2.

Bebe Cooper born June 2.

Jolie Rain born June 3.

Jolie Rain born June 3.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Rex Harrison once asked, “Why can’t a woman be more like a man?” We’ve never asked that question.

May 21, 2011 by Dave 5 Comments

You know, sometimes the divide between men and women is kind of funny. For example, we think they want to watch football with us. They think we want to go shopping with them (I’m not talking about bra shopping, which is a totally different animal). We think they want to watch ESPN. They think we want to watch Desperate Housewives. We think they want to hang out with the guys. They think we can come up with no better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than to visit their mother.

But then you say to a busty woman, “But I would like to watch your exercise routine,” and they look at us like we’re crazy.

We say, “We would like to watch you go jogging,” and they think, Isn’t that kinda boring?

We say, “We’d like to watch you take a shower” and…well, they get that.

Anyway, presenting 40-26-34 British newcomer Charley Green in the third installment of the DVD Leanne’s Stacked Summer, which continues its special pre-release showing this weekend on SCORELAND.

No, Charley isn’t making us go shopping. No, she isn’t making us watch Desperate Housewives. But that exercise, jogging and shower thing? Got it.

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