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Kaytee Carter’s covered

January 5, 2011 by Elliot James 3 Comments
Ain't she somethin'?

Ain't she somethin'?

Resistance is futile when Kaytee Carter is a beacon of beautiful bustiness on the racks of your local newsstand or magazine store. March ’11 SCORE is Kaytee’s second cover issue. Her first cover was her debut, May ’10. Featured this edition is Nadia Night, Mianna Thomas, Jenna Valentine, Morgan Leigh (centerfold), newcomer Gigi St. Claire, Chica XXX, Kelly Christiansen XXX and, of course, Kaytee in a supersexy seven page pictorial. A lineup of girls that really pack a wallop.  Busty Cock Worshippers 2 is the DVD Pick of the Month and Scorecard is packed with reader letters and pix. Dave has a new magazine contest going, “SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals.” Readers can also enter to win Kelly’s autographed bra on page 22.  Better than winning a flat-screen TV, in my opinion. A bonus DVD is also included in the bag with the mag in most, but all, areas. Because we’re very generous people and have been since adolescence. Which most of us are still in.

If your local mentertainment emporium doesn’t carry SCORE for some insane reason, let us know at Scorecard@scoregroup.com and we’ll get right on it. Or get a copy swiftly and painlessly from the eBoobStore without having to actually walk or drive anywhere. And there’s a third option. Get the digital version at the Virtual Newsstand. It’s an exact copy of the newsstand magazine. Except you can’t hold it in your hands. Or you can subscribe now and get 18 issues for the price of 12. Call 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada. (Elsewhere: 001-305-662-5959)

You see, we’re not letting anyone off the hook here. You’ll thank us later.

Better than winning Derek Jeter's glove.

Better than winning Derek Jeter's glove.

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Rating: 4.8/5

The latest Curvettes

January 2, 2011 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Late 2010 going into 2011 has been a truly bountiful season for the latest model of Curvettes on XLGirls.com. Ample front ends. Well-padded seats. Plush bumpers. High-beamed headlights. Plush interiors. Lavish bodywork. Lots of leg room. Plenty of pick-up and many of them go from 0 to 60 with no hesitation. A beautiful ride. Feast your eyes and keep on your eyes on these Curvettes in the months ahead. They’re already in the winners circle. Analee Sands is 38F. Brandie Moore is 36G. Brianna Falcone is 44DDD. Charlie Cooper is 38G. Chloe Stevens is 46H. Daniella Grey is 36I. Julia Juggs is 40DDDD. Kendra Grace is 40FF. Lilli Blue is 38FF. Lisa Canon is 34G. Porsche Dali is 42GG. Sadie Berry is 42 J. Twilight Starr is 38G. Add these numbers up and you get sweater-meat paradise, my friends. I give thanks for this new boob bonanza. Twenty years ago, you couldn’t find more than a tiny handful of girls built like this modeling in mags and on video. Today, there’s a much more liberated attitude in the air and many more are proud to strut their stuff who would have never strutted their stuff before. Our cameramen are standing by and ready for even more new Curvettes to debut in 2011. 

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Rating: 4.2/5

Start the New Year off right with Lana and Kitana

January 1, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Lana puts out this weekend. Well, it's New Years!

Lana puts out this weekend. Well, it's New Years!

Hey, that rhymes. Lana and Kitana. Start 2011 off with a bang, a really big bang. Sexy new discovery from Romania Lana Ivans takes the plunge into the wild side with her first HARD SCORE scene, “Total Sex.” Miss Ivans started with the vid “Who Is Lana Ivans?” on SCORELAND, worked up to “Tits & Tugs” and now, the Grand Slam. The Whole Shebang. The Slam Dunk. All in the space of about a month. She didn’t keep anyone hanging on. Lana is really a smoker and I think you’ll agree with me after you see this nutbusting video in SCORE Theater and the matching pictorial. Thank you, Lana.

And on Sunday, ultra-sexy Kitana Flores talks to Dave in a 26 minute combo interview, lingerie show, boob show, ass show and pussy show called “Slippery Boob Talk.” A Miami attraction, Kitana also instructs us in the fine art of talking dirty in Spanish and Spanglish in her late-night, FM-radio voice. Dave raved later on about his chat with Kitana and how he got to squirt oil on her perfect ass. Not that Dave was trying to rub it in. I know why he’s super-impressed. If you’ve seen her previous videos, you know that Kitana has the magic. Another patented naked SCORE interview that’s a whole lot more than just an interview. Thank you, Kitana.

Lana and Kitana. Tits the kind of rhyme that works.

Kitana lives in Miami. She's SCORE's kind of local.

Kitana lives in Miami. She's SCORE's kind of local.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Exit 2010 Enter 2011

December 31, 2010 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Well, it’s been another action packed year filled with great new models, new DVDs and new projects. It would take a journal as thick as a telephone book to list everything that happened in 2010 and everyone who’s played a part. I’d like to thank our loyal supporters for having our backs once again. Without the support of the SCORE Man (and Girl) at home, the magazine, DVD and novelty buyers and the website members, SCORE wouldn’t exist, period. Despite the difficult economy and the many challenges, and the general doldrums that the world’s gone through again in 2010, it’s a fact that big boobs are as essential to survival as oxygen, food, shelter and clothing. (I haven’t decided what number big boobs ranks on that list. Definitely more important than clothing.) With SCORELAND chugging along seven days a week, XLGirls five days a week, and all the TSG sites and magazines going full speed ahead, 2010’s been a trip. We’re looking forward to more high-octane action, more surprises, more new discoveries, more group happenings, and more fun in 2011 and we hope you will ride shotgun with us for that trip too. On behalf of everyone at SCORE, thanks again for all you have done and for all you will do. Have a safe, successful 2011.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Hairstylists and tits. Like pancakes and maple syrup.

December 29, 2010 by Elliot James 5 Comments
Blake James. A few more cup sizes and she'd be SCORE ready.

Blake James. A few more cup sizes and she'd be SCORE ready.

I usually don’t blog about MILFS from 40something magazine, even if they’ve got big tits. But in Blake James’ case, I’m going to make an exception and not because we’re related, at least by surname. This 40 year-old hairstylist busty hardbody from Arizona is blow-drier hot. I just saw her first videos and set at 40somethingmag.com and I’m more than impressed. They’re hardcore and besides the usual boom-boom action, there’s a pre-game interview conducted by Dave that once again raises the bar.

Between answering questions, Blake sucks on the cock of her booty call whose face I have thoughtfully obscured in this photo. And Ms. James is so smooth and natural at the blow job interview, it makes me sad that she cuts hair so far away from SCORE HQ. Why haven’t we done this before with SCORE Girls? Summer Sinn, Minka, Holly Halston, Eva Notty, Annina…they’d be great at this kind of interview. Something to think about for the future. Anyway, I recommend you check out Blake if you love sultry, well-built, middle-aged brunettes that have two ex-husbands, two kids and boff on camera. Female hairstylists and big jugs in your face just go together. Only now does television understand that with shows like Jerseylicious and Split Ends.

Ivy Dreams born Dec. 28.

Ivy Dreams born Dec. 28.

Our birthday shout-out this week goes to Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Erin Ireland aka Bunny Jo Tyler (Dec. 29), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy holiday birthdays, ladies.

Lanea Love

Lanea Love born Dec. 29.

 

Holly Halston

Holly Halston born Dec. 31.

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Separated at birth?

December 28, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Iva. A bundle of curvy Czech goodness.

Iva. A bundle of curvy Czech goodness.

We began photographing big-chested, little Czech hottie Iva in 2003, then 19 years-old and already doing the wildest sex, certainly wilder than her Busty Euro Maids playmates Veronika and Marketa, and much wilder than Ines Cudna. “Unbearably cute one minute, ridiculously hot the next,” emailed Lewis. “They are the right size, not too small, not too big,” Iva said about her perky pointers. “I am always keeping them in bras. I sometimes get bad and pull down my top to men at discos and swimming pools.”

Kristy Klenot. She can wear ya out easy.

Kristy Klenot. She can wear ya out easy.

There’s another cheery, high-energy Euro-babe who also fits the bill here, another Czech we met during the “Hungary For Hooters” week on SCORELAND. Kristy Klenot. Kristy also helped out as a translator when she wasn’t sticking her tits out at the camera or sexin’ the bone. Or starting trouble in the “Mean Girls” video. Kristy’s a feisty, horny, rambunctious multi-tasker!

Now as we enter 2011, another great New Discovery is set to make as big a splash as Iva did eight years ago. Lana Ivans is a Romanian and has much the same personality as Iva did. Feisty, spunky, fun-loving, energetic. The same mischieveous glint in the eyes. “I like to dance a lot, I like to flirt. I have fun flirting,” Lana says. “My boobs are all natural. They look much, much bigger because I am slim.”

Lana Ivans. Did you see this pictorial last week on SCORELAND?

Lana Ivans. Did you see this pictorial last week on SCORELAND?

Separated at birth? No, but they sure are short ‘n stacked kissin’ cousins. We have a New Years Eve special planned for Lana on SCORELAND. More about this later in the week!

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Make room for Beshine

December 26, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments

SCORE is the magazine that I have always wanted to be in,” XXX-cup Beshine said when our studio peeps finally met her in Berlin, Germany. It took some time to arrange the meeting because girls from other countries can’t model in the United States like they used to.

“I saw SCORELAND on the Internet and said, ‘Oh, that’s very interesting,’ and I noticed that you had very classy and nice, busty women,” Beshine said. “I know Annina. She’s German. And Minka, too. When I saw them and decided I wanted big boobs, I wanted them to be big.” And BIG she got. Beshine debuts on SCORELAND today in her first video.

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The ultimate male fantasy

December 24, 2010 by Elliot James 7 Comments

What’s the ultimate male fantasy? Surveys, polls, questionaires and more all point to the main event, the threesome fuck party of one man with two hot girls who attend to his every whim and desire. It’s No. 1 on the wish list of the average guy. And that kind of threesome is in store for you in SCORELAND tomorrow. Fresh from their Xmas party in “SCOREtv Holiday Edition,” Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher put their bad selves together and jump the bone of a SCORE reader in a XXX three-way boobapalooza. We don’t shoot girl-girl-guy threesomes in SCORELAND that often.  I can think of Kayla and Minka, Linsey and Veronika, Christy Marks and Cassandra Calogera sharing the bone. When Karen and Kelly met and hit it off in the studio, their chemistry made the decision. They really got into it! It must have been that mistletoe.

And Sunday, Beshine’s first SCORE video introduces us to the pretty German blonde that no bra made by mankind can contain. She’s the talk of the super-sized breast world, especially in Europe. Great looking girls doing nice things to one man-pole and an eager newcomer with super-hooters. The holiday weekend is really shaping up. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

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The SCORELAND voting booths are now open

December 17, 2010 by Elliot James 12 Comments

If you haven’t voted for the SCORE and Voluptuous Awards  through the magazine ballots, now’s your chance to vote in the members area of SCORELAND. The big change this erection season is that V-Mag editor Maria has added several new contests to the Voluptuous contests. The new contests are Areolae of the Year, Ass of the Year, Best XXX of the Year, Bush of the Year, Preggo of the Year and Pussy of the Year. The SCORE contest is the same as before with Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.

Quite a few of the girls are in both Newcomer contests: Miosotis, Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine, Kaytee Carter, Shione Cooper, Arianna Sinn and Karla James. This is a big change from previous years.

The polls are open until December 31 which means you have two weeks to make your decision if you haven’t already.

I just hope whoever wins doesn’t raise taxes. Good luck, hot chicks!

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Hello kitty

December 10, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments

Dors Feline lands on SCORELAND this Sunday in her first video, and as Dave and Maria have said, this moment is long overdue. Way, way overdue. We met the massively stacked (34KK) Dors at the SCORE building last year and gave her and her entourage the guided tour but couldn’t photograph her because of U.S. restrictions regarding shooting foreign-born models on U.S. soil. That drove us crazy. It was torture. It was also a test in keeping the faith.

The Big Show finally happened a few weeks ago, in Germany, of all places, not in Dors’ home country, England, which proves yet again the lengths we go to make things happen. This time, the cards were stacked in everybody’s favor. Thank you, Dors Feline. I keep visualizing Dors meeting Jenna Valentine. They seem like they would be kitten cousins.

Also this weekend, SCORE newcomer/MILF Ingrid Swenson kicks off her debut with a bare-it-all interview and then takes a spin on a stunt cock in a second vid. Ingrid’s a Miami Beach resident, one of the hot chicks who fits in well with the South Florida lifestyle of bikinis, bazooms and beaches. This is what America needs more of. Not doctors, engineers and salesmen, just stacked babes. Correction: doctors, engineers and salesmen are okay to move here as long as they’re also stacked babes. Thank you, Ingrid Swenson.

Miami Beach peach has a nice pair of melons.

Miami Beach peach has a nice pair of melons.

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