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The incredibly amazing bra show

April 9, 2011 by Elliot James 21 Comments
Beshine's bras: A miracle of textile stress engineering.

Beshine's bras: A miracle of textile stress engineering.

On this day, Beshine will put on and take off several bras, an event that all bra manufacturers and their researchers should be studying. It’s quite a demonstration in fabric engineering and stress design. The photos are from the May ’11 SCORE, Beshine’s debut. Beshine’s tits measure 59 inches while her underbust is 32 inches. Bras fall to pieces under the stress.

“A short time ago, I found a shop online that has really stretchy sports bras, and amazingly, they fit!” Beshine told SCORE. “It’s the first time I found a bra that fit the first time I wore it. I tried it and said, ‘Wow, it fits!’ I have many sports bras because I go through them very fast. I wear them out or they break.”

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you’ll get to see the SCORE Theater video of this experiment in bra stretching to the outer limits of fabric fatigue.

There’s no group of girls at SCORELAND that generates more controversy and reaction than the super-sized girls. Myself, I’m into both the Otis Sweat girls come to life, like Beshine, and the super-naturals like Terry Nova, if they’re attractive all over, too. Beshine has a really nice body and face. Do I want to see more of her in the future? Absolutely.

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Rating: 3.8/5

Hot in Germany

April 4, 2011 by Elliot James 11 Comments

A star is shorn...of her clothes.
A star is shorn…of her clothes.

Annina, German porn superstar.

Annina, German porn superstar.

Sandra Star‘s pictorial from May 2011 SCORE is now posted on SCORELAND. Sandra is a stacked uni-student working on a business admin degree. She loves big tits and wants to be a porn star. I’m glad to see she’s not wasting her time by playing video games and texting all day. Sandra was discovered when she entered the Miss Hot SCORE contest in Berlin, Germany and won.

Sandra earned extra props from one of the Hot SCORE judges, German celebrititty and SCORE covergirl Annina. “I first noticed her beautiful smile!” Annina said. “She has charisma and a great, curvy body. She is the whole package. For me, Sandra is Miss Hot SCORE 2010!”

Sandra has two XXX anal videos, her first sex scenes, posted on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com. Pretty wild for a newcomer. I’d love to see Sandra and Annina going at it in a threeway. Maybe one day that can happen.

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Rating: 4.7/5

Terri Jane BTS

March 15, 2011 by Elliot James 6 Comments

SCORELAND kicks off a new section on Friday called BTS (“Behind The Scenes”). All of the videos will be from the various locations we travel to, such as the Caribbean and Europe, all shot with cam-phones by our roving vlogger. The first 10 ten videos this week will feature Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Lana Ivans from the lush Dominican Republic. It’s all spontaneous, candid fun with the buxom bunnies you love in off-the-cuff situations. Some will be chats, some sneak peeps, some fun and games. We’ll catch ’em with their bras off and sometimes with their pants off, too. BTS can be found in the Galleries section of SCORELAND starting this weekend.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Terri Jane. She’s a handful!

March 12, 2011 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Now at SCORELAND. The studio traveled to the Caribbean specifically to photograph Terri Jane and several other superbusty hotties. It may be butt-freezing weather right now in the United Kingdom but the awe-inspiring Terri Jane of England and her bosom buddies were nice and warm. So warm that Terri had to doff her skimpy mono-kini.

Who watches out for ya, Boob Brothers?

Log in today and make it a Terri Jane weekend. And Dors Feline too!

How much can you take?

Hey, we know you can handle it.

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Rating: 4.8/5

It’s Mardi Bras time with Terri Jane

March 10, 2011 by Elliot James 6 Comments

Prepare yourself for a pair of fresh, new naturals tomorrow. Terri Jane is from, where else, England and once again, the UK has beaten the USA in the big boobs race. Pretty Terri lives in a small town near Birmingham. Those 30K missiles Terri’s aiming are loaded and ready for launching from her bra silos. Prepare yourselves, SCORELAND residents, to keel over from breast shock. Sticker shock is nothing compared to Terri Jane shock.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Firestarter!

March 5, 2011 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Bella Blaze sets fires in men’s trousers wherever she goes. She’s a pyromaniac of pants. A hot chick. It’s been a while since we’ve seen this brunette newcomer and former bartender from Michigan on SCORELAND. She used to make drinks like Slippery Nipples, Wet Spots and Orgasms. Now she lives it. The fire extinguishers, smoke detectors and the sprinkler system were checked to see if they were in proper working order before Bella walked into the SCORE Studio. The staff put on its inflammable underwear and sunblock. No one wanted to get burned. Slighty toasty, we could deal with.

When Bella first appeared on the SCORELAND Blog, we took a poll about her because she was originally set for Naughty Neighbors, not SCORE. Do you guys remember that? We asked, “Is Bella a SCORE Girl?” 82% replied yes. And so it happened. Her first SCORE was the July 2010 issue.

Once again, Bella starts a BBQ, then puts out the flame in her cleavage by yanking a dude’s hose and wetting herself down. She’s one handy hottie to have around. It’s easy to see why guys hold a torch for her. Where there’s smoke, there’s Bella Blaze.

Check out the action from “Blazing Boobs,” now showing in SCORE Theater with photos in Hardcore Special. Thanks for firing it up, Bella Blaze. Stay hot.

In Kali West’s September ’09 SCORE magazine interview, the beautiful girl-next-door was asked about booty boffing.

SCORE: Have you done anal?
Kali: No.
SCORE: Plan to?
Kali: No.

What are we to learn from this? That when a girl says no, she’s probably saying “no, not right now.” Head on over to SCOREVideos.com and see Kali’s first XXX anal video, just shot and hot off the camera’s hard drive. She’s gone and done it, so don’t miss it.

Kali West first anal now at SCOREVideos.com

Kali West first anal now at SCOREVideos.com

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Angel of Sinn. Plus it’s all in the jeans.

March 3, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments

In part two of our chit-tit-chat with sexy Arianna Sinn, the sultry sizzler reveals some of her personal plans for the near future back home.  Congratulations, Arianna! (No, she’s not getting married, thank hooter heaven.) In that dress, Arianna reminded me a little of Marilyn Monroe from the subway grating scene from The Seven Year Itch. If Monroe was an amazingly busty brunette Romanian beauty in a red, not white, dress, that is. Too bad Arianna wasn’t standing over a subway grating so her dress would parachute when a train rolled by. Mult’umesc foarte mult, Arianna.

Today, Arianna’s bosom buddy Lana Ivans wears the kind of clothing that more girls should wear. We love a girl who loves her bod. Imagine the chaos Lana would cause walking past a construction site in a crowded urban area if she dressed like this. How about an anti-government rally in Cairo? No way. This 85 image pictorial is from the April ’11 SCORE, now showing on SCORELAND. That Lana Ivans, she’s the kind of incredibly sexy girl some fathers would want to put in a convent. Fortunately for all of us, that hasn’t happened. Thank your lucky stars, Boob Brothers.

Lana from April '11 SCORE magazine.

Lana from April '11 SCORE magazine.

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Voluptuous debut today on SCORELAND: Analee Sands

February 16, 2011 by Elliot James 3 Comments

If you don't know Analee, you should.

If you don't know Analee, you should.

If you’re a member of XLGirls.com, then you are already acquainted with this chestiful charmer. Today, Analee Sands makes her debut on SCORELAND in a pictorial from March ’11 V-mag.

Packing 38F boobadoobas on a 5’3″ anatomy, Analee likes camping, swimming, fishing, hunting and nude sun bathing. It would be safe to say that Miss Sands either enjoys being in the great outdoors or that she has a really big backyard. Judging by that tan line, she also wears a swimsuit now and then.

Analee has an interesting “fetish.” She enjoys what she calls CMNF. She says that means Clothed Man Nude Female. “It means I like sex with a clothed man while I’m nude.” (This is more common in European adult videos. Why I don’t know.) One of Analee’s sexual fantasies to “have my own nude beach for my own fun.” A good goal to shoot for. Log-in and turn-on.

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Rating: 4.6/5

April 2011 SCORE: hot off the press

February 13, 2011 by Elliot James 8 Comments
Congratulations, Michelle Bond.

Congratulations, Michelle Bond.

British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.

“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”

Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.

Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.

If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.

Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!

Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.

Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.

And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!

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