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Lana has good genes. And good jeans.

January 16, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Keep your skinny-ass supermodels.

Keep your skinny-ass supermodels.

A few SCORELAND members have noticed the ass-smothering tight jeans that some of the girls have been wearing lately and they’ve emailed or commented about it. It looks like spray-painted jeans. Today, add the sexy ass of Lana Ivans to the jeans buster club. Lana, a big ratings hit on New Years Eve with her debut hardcore video “Total Sex,” has a video in SCORE Theater today called “Tight Jeans Tight Top.” Lana models her own 36E cup bra, talks about bra shopping (she buys them in France), boobs, fucking, cock sucking and where she wants to take herself in her modeling roadmap. Then Lana takes off the super-snug jeans and gets down to wearing only the wind so her fingers can do the talking. Lana’s a happy, always smiling girl-next-door who likes to spread the joy. There’s plenty of it in this video.

This is our latest hot and horny Sunday interview video with a SCORE model. Last week was Kelly Christiansen and the weeks before her was Kitana Flores, Beshine, Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory and Natalie Fiore. A much better way to spend Sundays than watching overpaid dudes tossing a football. I’m sure Lana approves this message.

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Rating: 4.8/5

La Dulce Vida

January 15, 2011 by Elliot James 18 Comments

One of the first things that’ll whiplash you about sweet Natasha Dulce is her skin. It’s absolutely perfect. Beautifully colored, smooth and creamy. Beautiful big tits and a gorgeous body. A happy girl with a mega-bucks smile. She won the dice roll at genetic craps. Here’s the fast track about her.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

A 20 year-old sweater stretcher from Tampa, Florida.
Birthday: July 8th.
Brazilian-Cuban-American heritage.
Favorite TV show: The Bad Girls Club.
Thinks Kim Kardashian is hot.
Likes to dress casual and sexy.
Favorite position: doggie-style.
Was fired at 18 from her job at McDonalds for not wearing that dumb paper hat. Was that manager crazy?
Applied for a stripper job at the Mons Venus club. Was told she was not skinny enough. Was that manager crazy?
Went to the 2001 Odyssey all-nude club and was hired.
Rides the pole at 2001.
Rides the pole at SCORELAND today.
If you miss her, you’re crazy too.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Today inside SCORELAND: the truth about Kelly Christiansen

January 9, 2011 by Elliot James 3 Comments
When Kelly speaks, we listen.

When Kelly speaks, we listen.

I’ll tell you in advance what the truth about Kelly is. She is beyond spectacular. And she has that “real woman who likes to pose” thing going on. Everybody loves that kind of model. When we interviewed Kelly the first time she was at SCORE (an audio-only interview), and I saw her for the first time, I hallucinated the word BOMBSHELL flashing over her head, like a neon sign on the Las Vegas Strip. It was a sign of things to come. In today’s SCORE Theater vid, Kelly keeps falling out of her lingerie thingie, some lacey outfit cut like a monokini. It seems designed to keep slipping off. Kelly is also pretty much stark naked for a lot of this vid. She talks about modeling at SCORE, meeting Karen Fisher (both were on the SCOREtv Holiday Edition show and that ultimate fantasy threesome a few weeks ago), what she thinks when she looks at her videos and photos, what her husband thinks (she wouldn’t be here without his urging) and more. And all the time, her tits keep falling out. Keep in mind that this is all new to her. To repeat a phrase we started using years ago, there’s no “man-ass” blocking any views of Kelly’s heavenly sights in this vid. Dave stays off camera as he probes Kelly like Mr. Spock doing his Vulcan mind meld thing. We are also treated to the exciting sight of Kelly rubbing one out and doing other titillating things. If you enjoyed last weekend’s hot Kitana Flores body show, tune in for Kelly today inside SCORELAND.

Whoops, there it slips again.

Whoops, there it slips again.

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Rating: 4.8/5

Meet “Miss Hot SCORE”

January 8, 2011 by Elliot James 7 Comments
First time for Sandra, new German hottie.

First time for Sandra, new German hottie.

And you will meet Miss Hot SCORE today inside SCORELAND in a pretty wild video and pictorial for a brand new model. But first I’d better explain what Miss Hot SCORE is all about and who she is.

The Miss Hot SCORE contest was sponsored in autumn by the German language edition of SCORE called Hot SCORE magazine. Sandra Star is a pretty college student in Berlin majoring in business admin. She also loves big tits. And she has a pair herself. Fraulein Star heard about the contest from a friend so she sent in her pictures to Hot SCORE. And she won. One of the Miss Hot SCORE judges was none other than covergirl Annina. “I first noticed her beautiful smile!” Annina said. “She has charisma and a great, curvy body. She is the whole package. For me, Sandra is Miss Hot SCORE 2010!” If Annina says it’s so, it’s so.

They attended the Venus Expo together to debut Sandra as Miss Hot SCORE. That must have caused a mob scene with the boobarazzi.  When our studio people went to Berlin to photograph several models (including Dors Feline), they invited Sandra to shoot for the original SCORE magazine. One thing led to another… So why do I say Sandra’s video is wild? Because Sandra, a super-newcomer fresh on the scene, did a XXX anal-sex video her first time out. A hardcore anal cherry popping usually doesn’t happen the first time. I think it helps that the German people are sexually super-liberated compared to the Americans and the Brits.

When things work out, they work out great. Sandra loves big tits. She loves sex. She loves being photographed. Add it all together and you get happiness. See the vid “Meet Sandra Star, Miss Hot SCORE Germany” today inside SCORELAND. It includes an opening interview and her English is very good and she gives great voice too. I love German accents. Danke, Sandra Star. Welcome to the show, Miss Hot SCORE.

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Rating: 4.5/5

Kaytee Carter’s covered

January 5, 2011 by Elliot James 3 Comments
Ain't she somethin'?

Ain't she somethin'?

Resistance is futile when Kaytee Carter is a beacon of beautiful bustiness on the racks of your local newsstand or magazine store. March ’11 SCORE is Kaytee’s second cover issue. Her first cover was her debut, May ’10. Featured this edition is Nadia Night, Mianna Thomas, Jenna Valentine, Morgan Leigh (centerfold), newcomer Gigi St. Claire, Chica XXX, Kelly Christiansen XXX and, of course, Kaytee in a supersexy seven page pictorial. A lineup of girls that really pack a wallop.  Busty Cock Worshippers 2 is the DVD Pick of the Month and Scorecard is packed with reader letters and pix. Dave has a new magazine contest going, “SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals.” Readers can also enter to win Kelly’s autographed bra on page 22.  Better than winning a flat-screen TV, in my opinion. A bonus DVD is also included in the bag with the mag in most, but all, areas. Because we’re very generous people and have been since adolescence. Which most of us are still in.

If your local mentertainment emporium doesn’t carry SCORE for some insane reason, let us know at Scorecard@scoregroup.com and we’ll get right on it. Or get a copy swiftly and painlessly from the eBoobStore without having to actually walk or drive anywhere. And there’s a third option. Get the digital version at the Virtual Newsstand. It’s an exact copy of the newsstand magazine. Except you can’t hold it in your hands. Or you can subscribe now and get 18 issues for the price of 12. Call 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada. (Elsewhere: 001-305-662-5959)

You see, we’re not letting anyone off the hook here. You’ll thank us later.

Better than winning Derek Jeter's glove.

Better than winning Derek Jeter's glove.

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Rating: 4.8/5

The latest Curvettes

January 2, 2011 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Late 2010 going into 2011 has been a truly bountiful season for the latest model of Curvettes on XLGirls.com. Ample front ends. Well-padded seats. Plush bumpers. High-beamed headlights. Plush interiors. Lavish bodywork. Lots of leg room. Plenty of pick-up and many of them go from 0 to 60 with no hesitation. A beautiful ride. Feast your eyes and keep on your eyes on these Curvettes in the months ahead. They’re already in the winners circle. Analee Sands is 38F. Brandie Moore is 36G. Brianna Falcone is 44DDD. Charlie Cooper is 38G. Chloe Stevens is 46H. Daniella Grey is 36I. Julia Juggs is 40DDDD. Kendra Grace is 40FF. Lilli Blue is 38FF. Lisa Canon is 34G. Porsche Dali is 42GG. Sadie Berry is 42 J. Twilight Starr is 38G. Add these numbers up and you get sweater-meat paradise, my friends. I give thanks for this new boob bonanza. Twenty years ago, you couldn’t find more than a tiny handful of girls built like this modeling in mags and on video. Today, there’s a much more liberated attitude in the air and many more are proud to strut their stuff who would have never strutted their stuff before. Our cameramen are standing by and ready for even more new Curvettes to debut in 2011. 

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Rating: 4.2/5

Start the New Year off right with Lana and Kitana

January 1, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Lana puts out this weekend. Well, it's New Years!

Lana puts out this weekend. Well, it's New Years!

Hey, that rhymes. Lana and Kitana. Start 2011 off with a bang, a really big bang. Sexy new discovery from Romania Lana Ivans takes the plunge into the wild side with her first HARD SCORE scene, “Total Sex.” Miss Ivans started with the vid “Who Is Lana Ivans?” on SCORELAND, worked up to “Tits & Tugs” and now, the Grand Slam. The Whole Shebang. The Slam Dunk. All in the space of about a month. She didn’t keep anyone hanging on. Lana is really a smoker and I think you’ll agree with me after you see this nutbusting video in SCORE Theater and the matching pictorial. Thank you, Lana.

And on Sunday, ultra-sexy Kitana Flores talks to Dave in a 26 minute combo interview, lingerie show, boob show, ass show and pussy show called “Slippery Boob Talk.” A Miami attraction, Kitana also instructs us in the fine art of talking dirty in Spanish and Spanglish in her late-night, FM-radio voice. Dave raved later on about his chat with Kitana and how he got to squirt oil on her perfect ass. Not that Dave was trying to rub it in. I know why he’s super-impressed. If you’ve seen her previous videos, you know that Kitana has the magic. Another patented naked SCORE interview that’s a whole lot more than just an interview. Thank you, Kitana.

Lana and Kitana. Tits the kind of rhyme that works.

Kitana lives in Miami. She's SCORE's kind of local.

Kitana lives in Miami. She's SCORE's kind of local.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Exit 2010 Enter 2011

December 31, 2010 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Well, it’s been another action packed year filled with great new models, new DVDs and new projects. It would take a journal as thick as a telephone book to list everything that happened in 2010 and everyone who’s played a part. I’d like to thank our loyal supporters for having our backs once again. Without the support of the SCORE Man (and Girl) at home, the magazine, DVD and novelty buyers and the website members, SCORE wouldn’t exist, period. Despite the difficult economy and the many challenges, and the general doldrums that the world’s gone through again in 2010, it’s a fact that big boobs are as essential to survival as oxygen, food, shelter and clothing. (I haven’t decided what number big boobs ranks on that list. Definitely more important than clothing.) With SCORELAND chugging along seven days a week, XLGirls five days a week, and all the TSG sites and magazines going full speed ahead, 2010’s been a trip. We’re looking forward to more high-octane action, more surprises, more new discoveries, more group happenings, and more fun in 2011 and we hope you will ride shotgun with us for that trip too. On behalf of everyone at SCORE, thanks again for all you have done and for all you will do. Have a safe, successful 2011.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Hairstylists and tits. Like pancakes and maple syrup.

December 29, 2010 by Elliot James 5 Comments
Blake James. A few more cup sizes and she'd be SCORE ready.

Blake James. A few more cup sizes and she'd be SCORE ready.

I usually don’t blog about MILFS from 40something magazine, even if they’ve got big tits. But in Blake James’ case, I’m going to make an exception and not because we’re related, at least by surname. This 40 year-old hairstylist busty hardbody from Arizona is blow-drier hot. I just saw her first videos and set at 40somethingmag.com and I’m more than impressed. They’re hardcore and besides the usual boom-boom action, there’s a pre-game interview conducted by Dave that once again raises the bar.

Between answering questions, Blake sucks on the cock of her booty call whose face I have thoughtfully obscured in this photo. And Ms. James is so smooth and natural at the blow job interview, it makes me sad that she cuts hair so far away from SCORE HQ. Why haven’t we done this before with SCORE Girls? Summer Sinn, Minka, Holly Halston, Eva Notty, Annina…they’d be great at this kind of interview. Something to think about for the future. Anyway, I recommend you check out Blake if you love sultry, well-built, middle-aged brunettes that have two ex-husbands, two kids and boff on camera. Female hairstylists and big jugs in your face just go together. Only now does television understand that with shows like Jerseylicious and Split Ends.

Ivy Dreams born Dec. 28.

Ivy Dreams born Dec. 28.

Our birthday shout-out this week goes to Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Erin Ireland aka Bunny Jo Tyler (Dec. 29), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy holiday birthdays, ladies.

Lanea Love

Lanea Love born Dec. 29.

 

Holly Halston

Holly Halston born Dec. 31.

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Rating: 3.8/5

Separated at birth?

December 28, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Iva. A bundle of curvy Czech goodness.

Iva. A bundle of curvy Czech goodness.

We began photographing big-chested, little Czech hottie Iva in 2003, then 19 years-old and already doing the wildest sex, certainly wilder than her Busty Euro Maids playmates Veronika and Marketa, and much wilder than Ines Cudna. “Unbearably cute one minute, ridiculously hot the next,” emailed Lewis. “They are the right size, not too small, not too big,” Iva said about her perky pointers. “I am always keeping them in bras. I sometimes get bad and pull down my top to men at discos and swimming pools.”

Kristy Klenot. She can wear ya out easy.

Kristy Klenot. She can wear ya out easy.

There’s another cheery, high-energy Euro-babe who also fits the bill here, another Czech we met during the “Hungary For Hooters” week on SCORELAND. Kristy Klenot. Kristy also helped out as a translator when she wasn’t sticking her tits out at the camera or sexin’ the bone. Or starting trouble in the “Mean Girls” video. Kristy’s a feisty, horny, rambunctious multi-tasker!

Now as we enter 2011, another great New Discovery is set to make as big a splash as Iva did eight years ago. Lana Ivans is a Romanian and has much the same personality as Iva did. Feisty, spunky, fun-loving, energetic. The same mischieveous glint in the eyes. “I like to dance a lot, I like to flirt. I have fun flirting,” Lana says. “My boobs are all natural. They look much, much bigger because I am slim.”

Lana Ivans. Did you see this pictorial last week on SCORELAND?

Lana Ivans. Did you see this pictorial last week on SCORELAND?

Separated at birth? No, but they sure are short ‘n stacked kissin’ cousins. We have a New Years Eve special planned for Lana on SCORELAND. More about this later in the week!

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