Got your attention? Short ‘n’ stacked is very hot for a lot of guys, and if that’s your territory, you’re going to love the debut of Dors Feline this weekend on XLGirls.com. We’ve been waiting for her for a long time. I first saw Dors in 2009, when she came by to tour the SCORE building. My first reaction was, “Get that girl into our studio at once!” but, unfortunately, Dors is a citizen of the United Kingdom, and U.S. laws prohibit us from shooting a foreign model on U.S. soil.
So we waited. And waited. And recently, we hooked up with Dors in, of all places, Germany. And, finally, Dors got her tits out for us.
You’re not going to want to miss her. Dors is different, and, yeah, 5’1″ with K-cup naturals (British measurement) is always different. But Dors also has a punky, Goth look with 23 tats all over her body. Now, I know some of you guys aren’t into tats, but I know you’re all into tits, and with Dors, that’s the bottom line.
Enough talk. I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time. About a year and a half, to be exact. So, to sum up, this is a very good time to be a member of the SCORELAND/XLGirls community. Super-stacked natural Elaina Gregory on SCORELAND. Super-stacked natural Dors Feline on XLGirls.com. Dors on SCORELAND December 12. Hey, it’s Hanukah, right? Call this our Hanukah present to you. Bra-nukah. The Festival of Tits.
Elaina Gregory. Army veteran. Homemaker. Super-duper new arrival from planet Hooter. Today, her first SCORELAND photo shoot. Sunday, a big-boobed naked video and interview. Along with Shione Cooper’s return appearance tomorrow, a great weekend is on deck.
Sez Elaina in her chat: “I was doing a car wash for a non-profit organization and I was in a bikini top and little shorts and holding up a sign, flagging down cars, and this guy wasn’t watching where he was going and he totaled his car.” Well, that doesn’t surprise me at all. I’d have expected a multi-car pile-up. Elaina’s got on the tiny bikini top and the little shorts thingie in her pictorial. No car wash but she’s got OIL! And lots of titty skin to rub it into.
2010’s been a great year for new Voluptuous discoveries. Elaina’s making it a greater year.
Shione Cooper has been knockin’ ’em down since she debuted last winter on SCORELAND. Her July ’10 SCORE covergirl issue was a hit on newsstands. She’s a sultry brunette with a stopless body and a porcelain-doll face. And she’s totally wild at sex.
Shione’s also a girl of mystery. She rarely gives interviews, so little is known about her. This Saturday, Shione’s latest pictorial and video, “Hot As Hell!”, is showing in SCORE Theater, and it opens with Shione’s first interview. Her English is good (a lot better than my non-existent Czech), and Shione tells us about some of her interests and background. She considers herself a shy girl even though she blows the pants off her partners on camera like a sexual tornado. The thing is, Shione actually seems genuinely shy and bashful during the interview, even reluctant to dance a little, but when her date shows up, she transforms.
If the girl of mystery has drawn your curiosity over the past months since her debut, this is the video you’ll want to watch and listen to. There’s a lot more to this multi-layered girl than the eye can see.
Meet the new Eden. Israel’s only big-bust model, Eden Mor, has trimmed and slimmed down since we last photographed her for Knockin’ Nipples. Check her kosher bod out in a new video. Happy Hanukkah!
Natalie's Private Morning Ritual
Part two of Natalie Fiore’s video Private Morning Ritual has Natalie fresh out of her bath and pussy-shave and preparing to hit the town. Her mission: tease guys and make them crazy.
Sausage time for Lana.
Newcomer Lana Ivans tries her hand (and her cleavage) at breast-sexin’ and stress bustin’ in her first Tits & Tugs happy ending scene. If Lana’s new to you, check out this Blog posting. She’s a walking, talking sex doll.
The place Carrie works thought she was sick. Actually, she was at our studio, fucking on camera for the first time.
Tits out, Carrie prepares to give her first on-camera blow job. This is the kind of thing most 55-year-olds don't do.
The other day, I walked into the studio and saw a model sitting in the stylist’s chair. I hate to be a pig about this, but the first thing I noticed were her tits. I noticed them because 1.) The model was sitting there with no top on and 2.) Her tits were pointing straight out, like perfect cones, like missiles. My eyes were drawn to her long, erect nipples. I was hypnotized by her rack, and I finally broke out of my trance when the stylist, Tiffany, said, “Carrie, I’d like to introduce you to Dave. He’s the editor of the website you’re going to be on.”
The website is 50PlusMILFs.com, and…I know, I know, some of you don’t want to hear about 50-year-olds. But a lot of you do. Especially when a big pair of fake tits is attached to that 50-year-old.
Fifty-five, actually. That’s Carrie Romano’s age. She’s a financial specialist from Miami, Florida. She’s married. She’s a swinger. She’s a nudist. But until now, she’d never modeled naked on camera. She fucked on camera, too. These MILFs…they like to do that sort of thing.
By the way, just a second ago, I said that Carrie’s tits are fake, and I mean that in a good way. I like saying “big, fake tits” when I’m referring to a MILF. For some reason, when it comes to mature women, I have a definite preference of fake tits over natural ones. I like the idea that an older woman will go out and buy herself a new rack. It shows that she cares about how she looks and that she really wants to fuck.
Anyway, this week at 50PlusMILFs.com, we have Carrie’s first boy-girl photos, first boy-girl video and an interview. In the interview, Carrie proves that she can talk and have her pussy eaten at the same time.
Lana Ivans just debuted on both SCORELAND and SCOREVideos and will be appearing in her first SCORE mag soon. She is brand-new to modeling, and her body and face remind me a lot of those two European sexpots, Iva from Busty Euro Maids and Kristy Klenot from Busty Riding Academy. But who is she? Who is Lana Ivans?
Don’t bother Googling. You won’t find anything. Just watch our Blog video right now. In this video, you’ll learn more about this busty little hottie, a country cousin to Arianna Sinn. (They’re both Romanians.) The chat fun was handled by our man Lester while Dave and I toiled at our desks, alone and forgotten. Lester shoots a lot of the backstage videos. He’ll spirit away a girl if she’s not occupied and have a spontaneous video moment. I like his approach. Like getting their tops off quickly! So I think this will fill in some of the questions you may have about Lana.
Lana joins an amazing line-up for our newest DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, which hits the eBoobstore on Monday. How amazing? Valory Irene. Arianna Sinn. Sophia Mae. Eden Mor. Together. And Michelle Bond in her first SCORE movie as the owner of the finishing school. How great is that? We’ll show you some of the group fun next week.
Oh, yeah, Lana’s also doing a Tits & Tugs video the Saturday after this on SCORELAND. I almost forgot to tell ya that. A fun way to spend Thanksgiving weekend. Thank you, Lana and Lester. Let’s roll the video.
All good things come to those who wait, and that includes new SCORE Girls, the kind who make you shout “Whoa!” Making a rockem-sockem intro worldwide with her first SCORE mag (Holiday ’10), covergirl and all-around eyecandy (44-28-38, 36H-cup) Kelly Christiansen now takes over both SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com with a double feature of horny hardcore fun. Kelly’s husband is a SCORE mag reader, website member and DVD buyer, and at his urging, Kelly sent her pictures to our studio. (He deserves an award himself for going above and beyond.)
“We look at it together,” Kelly said. “I normally look at the magazines more than he does. I like to see what the girls are wearing. Look at their cleavage. I like girls. Girls are hot.”
Lana Ivans. Nothing like a sexy girl to brighten the day.
In Kelly’s interview, she also talked about an experience she and her husband had at a strip club. In the SCOREVideos scene, “A Fuck On The Wild Side” (above), Kelly plays out a fantasy she has about working in a strip club and fucking a guy after his friends have left. In the SCORELAND video, “First Time’s A Charm” (below), Kelly charms the pants off Mr. John Strange (the More To Fuck bachelor). Like, who could resist her? There’s gonna be a lot of pants droppin’ this weekend, thanks to beautiful Kelly. Her body looks smokin’ hot in these vids. Check out these trailers and see what you can expect. Like I’ve mentioned before, if you’re a SCORELAND member, the monthly Loyalty Program includes SCOREVideos.com. A true stimulus package.
Then on Sunday, another new, very sexy babe named Lana Ivans makes her SCORELAND debut in a super-sexy solo vid (Lana debuted on on SCOREVideos last month). You’ll be seeing much of this newbie before the year is up! Trust me, you’ll bust a nut over Lana. Enjoy the weekend and keep scoring!
I love standing next to a great, NEW pair o'jugs. It's almost magical, hence the shit-eating grin on my face.
My favorite part of my job? When I tell a pretty lady to take her clothes off…AND SHE DOES!
We dicuss a lot of deep things when we sit down with new models. Here, I am asking Elaina to talk to me about her tits. Hey! That's VERY Important.
Okay, so yesterday we introduced you to Elaina Gregory, a five-foot-tall stunner with a pretty smile and pretty impressive breasts. Well, those breasts are so impressive that they cause CAR ACCIDENTS! That’s right…people crash because they can’t focus on the road when staring at Elaina’s pretty titties. That’s the story Elaina told us when we caught up with her on day two of her first trip to SCORELAND. Not only is this cutie stacked and built for pleasure but she is also a real sweetie. She chatted with me about modeling and about her tits (which we all know are my favorite things to talk about with the hotties I bump into in our studios!), and I will admit that the whole time she was talking to me, I was staring at her hoo-has. I know…she has EYES, but who could NOT LOOK at her glorious orbs of fun?
(You’d have to be blind not to stare.)
Elaina loved every second of hanging out at SCORELAND. She said she loved getting dolled up and that everyone was nice to her. (Well, ’round these parts, everyone is nice to ANYONE with tits as NICE as hers! We are, after all, TIT LOVERS!) You can catch more of Elaina (including the part where she takes her bra OFF!) at SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com, but for now, enjoy this candid moment with a woman who is sure to make waves with big-tit lovers everywhere. If I haven’t told you guys that my job is awesome, allow me to rub it in your faces now. lol Long live SCORELAND!
Oh, did we fail to mention that we have some new tits for you? 🙂
Gentlemen, feel free to send a warm and stiff cock salute to Elaina Gregory, a five-foot-tall brunette cutie from Arizona whose breasts will WOW! you.
(She is five-feet-tall and her tits ARE HUGE!)
Elaina told us that photography is her favorite hobby and she likes to wear crotchless panties…which is always a WIN! in our book.
We caught up with Elaina in the SCORELAND dressing room and found out some interesting things about this 27-year-old newcomer.
For starters, she really enjoyed posing for our photographers. And this hottie was, once upon a time, a soldier in the army. (We’d like to do some hand-to-hand combat with her…knowhaddamean?)
Look out for some more getting-to-know-you videos from this newcomer. Elaina’s first video goes lives on SCOREVideos.com today! On Tuesday and Wednesday, her first photo shoot and second video goes live on XLGirls.com. If you’re in the SCORELAND Loyalty program, you probably have a pass to those sites.
Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.