SCORE Girl Valory Irene strolls the grounds of an ancient villa in Portugal today and gets to indulge in one of her favorite things: dressing up in exotic, barely-there lingerie. But I’ve never seen pictures or film of any classic burlesque stars with bodies like Valory’s. If Valory ever decides to relocate to America, any retro-burlesque dance troupe would be glad to have her in their group. This outfit looks like something old-school burlesque dancers used to un-wear on stage 60 years ago, especially those twirling tittie tassles decorating Valory’s wonderful, ski-sloped twin props. At full speed, Valory can spin those things like tiny whips. Can boob motion be harnessed one day to produce electricity? I’m working on a paper right now outlining this. The fun kicks off today at SCORELAND.
You know, sometimes the divide between men and women is kind of funny. For example, we think they want to watch football with us. They think we want to go shopping with them (I’m not talking about bra shopping, which is a totally different animal). We think they want to watch ESPN. They think we want to watch Desperate Housewives. We think they want to hang out with the guys. They think we can come up with no better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than to visit their mother.
But then you say to a busty woman, “But I would like to watch your exercise routine,” and they look at us like we’re crazy.
We say, “We would like to watch you go jogging,” and they think, Isn’t that kinda boring?
We say, “We’d like to watch you take a shower” and…well, they get that.
Anyway, presenting 40-26-34 British newcomer Charley Green in the third installment of the DVD Leanne’s Stacked Summer, which continues its special pre-release showing this weekend on SCORELAND.
No, Charley isn’t making us go shopping. No, she isn’t making us watch Desperate Housewives. But that exercise, jogging and shower thing? Got it.
I’m sure Prince William and Catherine are very nice people, but for me, true British royalty comes in the form of Ashley Sage, Dors Feline, Kerry Marie and many, many others, including Terri Jane, who’s just had a fresh video posted at XLGirls.com that you should see if you call yourself a tit-man.
This vid is called “Club Terri,” and it was made in the Dominican Republic. At this club, Terri’s lovely pair of coconuts are the star attractions. This tropical paradise suited Terri Jane just fine compared to the chill of Birmingham.
“I love the beach,” Terri said. “We could take a blanket and we could sit there and drink champagne and eat strawberries together and watch the sun set. That would be a dream if a guy did that for me. I would love it.”
During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.
In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.
The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons
This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming, tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.
Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.
Just about 22 hours ago, we put the finishing touches on the new DVD Leanne’s Stacked Summer, starring J-cup newcomer Leanne Crow and co-starring Angela White, Maggie Green, Michelle Bond and another British newcomer, Charley Green.
Now, keep that in mind…just about 22 hours ago. As of this very second, the DVD is being prepared. It won’t be on-sale in the eBoobStore for maybe another month. So you have time to tell people what you want as a gift.
Given the choice, Brittany O'Neil will take both.
Got that? Brand-new DVD starring Leanne Crowe, on-location in St. Maarten with a bunch of other busty girls, including Angela White and Maggie Green (who eat each other’s pussies poolside). Not even close to being released to the general public.
Well, today, Part 1 of Leanne’s Stacked Summer goes live on SCORELAND, followed by Parts 2, 3, 4 and 5 over the following four weeks. As you probably already know, Leanne’s a sweetheart with big, fat tits, and she isn’t shy about them at all. In fact, in Part 1, Leanne gets picked up at the airport by her driver and changes into a tiny bikini IN THE CAR while cars rush by IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
Don’t hold me to this, but I think Part 2 is when Angela and Maggie eat pussy.
This is a major event, something we’ve never done before (pre-releasing a full DVD on SCORELAND), and for those few of you who have been complaining about streaming-only in our special events, each digitally-fingerprinted chapter will be downloadable for one week.
Anyway, that’s today at SCORELAND. And for those of you who enjoy watching mega-busty MILFs getting double-teamed by big cocks, Brittany O’Neil, one of the greatest of them all, gets an outdoor double-dicking today at SCOREVideos.com. This is Brittany’s first threesome with two guys. She once did the horizontal samba in a SCORE threesome with the Brazilian bra-destroyer Angelique and an Englishman in London that’s archived on SCOREVideos. But not two dudes. She is so hot.
Yes, you will be excused if you spend the whole weekend indoors.
British pin-up star Charley Green scores this week from the island of St. Maarten, where the warmth and sunshine do wonders for English girls. A London bird, Charley loves to travel, so this tropical holiday was perfect for her. Yesterday, we published Charley’s first photo shoot and her interview with SCORE’s studio manager T. Today, a video of Charley taking the bar that holds her bed’s mosquito netting and turning it into a pole dance prop. Now that’s British engineering ingenuity at work. She literally turned her bedroom into a titty bra. Like Leanne Crow, Charley traveled to the island to meet up with several other busty wonder girls for a special presentation exclusively for SCORELAND members. It kicks off this Friday. Trust me, don’t miss this one.
Check your favorite rack for the new edition of SCORE.
The Who’s Who’s in the July ’11 SCORE, now on-sale at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com.
Israeli bra-buster Eden Mor goes slim ‘n’ stacked.
Ukrainian marvel Valory Irene practically naked in super-skimpy lingerie.
Germany’s Beshine stretches out tops to an impossible degree.
Romania’s Arianna Sinn loves vintage lingerie.
England’s Robyn Alexandra goes bikini.
California girl Daylene Rio is a sucker for lollipops.
Florida freshman Natasha Dulce is interviewed.
Florida MILF Angelina Verdi fits boner into her throat, pussy and butthole.
Oregon’s Karen Fisher is back and bangalicious.
This issue’s DVD Pick is Christy Marks Fuckin’ Filled.
A free SCORE DVD is included at most stores. Because we’re generous guys and girls. (Anita Agni All The Way, a XXX DVD in most editions and Toys For Tits, an R-Rated DVD in some areas.)
A big birthday weekend shout to Summer Sinn (April 23), Ava Lustra (April 24) and Charlee Chase (April 26). Charlee is back at SCOREVideos.com on May 13 with a new XXX scene, and she gets a creampie instead of a birthday cake. It’s Charlee’s first SCORE scene since the movie My Boob Heaven.