Categories for Newcomers

Love to love you, Rene Love

June 9, 2013 by Dave

Rene Love makes her SCORELAND debut Monday and Tuesday. This is good news for those of you who are getting the late-Sunday blahs and are thinking, “Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.” It’s bad news for me because I was hoping to keep her to myself. Elliot keeps ragging on me because he thinks I’ve fallen in love with Rene. “Love” is a strong word, but the girl does have J-cup naturals and is as cute as can be. Besides, sometimes guys confuse “love” with “lust.” That might be true, but I’m not confused about Rene’s tits.

Today at SCORELAND, prepare to fall in love with Holly Brooks. Or, if you’d like, just jack to her.

June 5, 2013 by Dave

I did a Blog video with Holly Brooks, who makes her SCORELAND solo debut today and goes hardcore Thursday and Friday. After watching this Blog video, Elliot emailed me, “You sound exactly like a 42nd street peep show sleaze in the beginning. My compliments. Show World time. With her, it’s perfect.”

I’m assuming many of you know what Show World is (or was) and where it was. If not, imagine guys with voices like mine talking to girls like Holly.

Man, do I sound creepy. Enjoy anyway. Holly’s very cute.

Monokini time with Rockell is time well spent

June 2, 2013 by Elliot James

Rockell rocks it again.

This pictorial of Rockell going up today has some mighty hot shots, including some fingering.

You may want to make a few wallet-sized copies of this photo so you can show your friends what goes on at your favorite website. I don’t think Rockell wears this at the beach.

There’s a video interview with Rockell coming soon.

You will learn all of Rockell’s secrets.

Well, some of them.

Maybe a few choice tit-bits.

Okay, whatever Rockell wants to tell us.

 

You’re seeing Jazlyn Summers naked for the first time this week? So am I!

May 28, 2013 by Dave

There's always something blocking my view of Jazlyn's nips.

Just recently I got to interview XL Girls newcomer Jazlyn Summers. For the most part,  it was an enjoyable experience. Jazlyn is a pretty, personable, curvaceous newcomer from North Carolina. She’s just like the girl-next-door…if the girl next door has a 44-inch chest and a 45-inch ass, that is.

Jazlyn was here the same time as SCORE newcomer Holly Brooks. Two girls couldn’t be more different. Holly is a very outgoing stripper/porn star. Jazlyn is a more-laid back webcam girl/girl-next-door. And if you guessed which girl had anal sex while she was in our studio, you’d probably be wrong.

But anyway, back to the interview. I interviewed Jazlyn. I enjoyed the interview. I think she enjoyed it, too, even though she was very nervous when we started out.

There was just one problem: The videographer kept standing in front of me and blocking my view of Jazlyn. I kept on trying to look around him, desperate for a view of Jazlyn’s big naturals (and her ass), but he kept moving and getting in my way. For that reason, the views I’m getting of Jazlyn this week at XLGirls.com are the first time I’ve seen her naked…even though she was sitting naked about five feet away from me!

Okay, here’s the sked: Solo pictorial today, interview Wednesday, ass-fucking Thursday and Friday. I’m looking forward to that. Last time I saw Jazlyn, I was looking at the videographer’s ass. Not nearly as good.

In real life, Holly Brooks is a busty stripper. In her first scene at SCOREVideos.com, Holly Brooks is…a busty stripper

May 24, 2013 by Dave

Today at SCOREVideos.com, Holly Brooks makes her TSG debut in the hit movie, “Are Busty Strippers The Best Fucks?”

In this scene, Holly is a stripper (call it type-casting because she actually is one at Spearmint Rhino) who provides extra services in the V.I.P. room that are typically not allowed in strip clubs (but are often indulged in anyway). She sucks her customer’s big dick and dances on his pole. This scene was requested by Elliot James, who has a thing for busty strippers.

You’ll be seeing a lot more of Holly. On June 5, she makes her SCORELAND debut, and the next day, she fucks again. Yes, Holly came to our studio and fucked a lot.

Now, because I know a lot of you guys like to know something about a girl before you take her on a fantasy date, Holly was born in India, grew up in Virginia and now lives in California. She’s college-educated and was a financial analyst before she decided to use her talents in the proper way. In case you were planning to eat asparagus on your fantasy date, I suggest you refrain because Holly is a swallower and you want to provide her with clean, premium spunk.

Holly is very flirty and playful. I know this because when she was here, I spent as much time in the studio with her as possible. I also did a Blog video with her. That’s coming soon.

Are busty strippers the best fucks? Click this link and examine the evidence.

Nikki Smith in “Love Your Pie”

May 23, 2013 by Elliot James

Dinner is served.

Now at XLGirls.com: the very hot and randy Nikki Smith in a freshly baked scene loaded with horny goodness.

Who would not love Nikki Smith’s pie? It looks so nutritious.  So tasty and tempting.

Nikki is all-dolled up in her Suzie Homemaker outfit. Not for long, though.

What is best in life? To have a stacked babe like Nikki Smith at home baking her heart out and providing nutritious food to keep up your strength in the sack. Not too much to ask, in my opinion.

She’s eager to please and she knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Nikki also knows that the way to a man’s cock is through his fly. It must run in the family or something. (Her mom Barbi Banks posed for 40Something mag!)

Behold this cuming attraction clip.

 

And happy birthday to Isis Haze (May 23).

It's the birthday of Wisconsin dancer Isis Haze.

 

Lolly Ink Meets The Giant Cock, this week at SCORELAND

May 21, 2013 by Dave

Lick her like she's a lollipop. That's why her name is Lolly.

The old “4:30 Movie” in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Detroit had “Vincent Price Week,” “Martin & Lewis Week,” “Gidget Week” and “Monster Week.” What we’re bringing you Wednesday, Thursday and Friday at SCORELAND is much better than Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy.

Wednesday, solo photos of Lolly Ink, who I introduced you to last week.

Thursday, photos of Lolly, a little lady, sucking and fucking a very big cock.

Friday, the XXX video! Lolly Ink Meets The Giant Cock.

It’s “Blonde, Little Newcomer With Big Tits Week” at SCORELAND.

Make sure you have plenty of Kleenex handy.

 

Jessi Rhodes’ first video plays tomorrow at SCORELAND

May 16, 2013 by Elliot James

Jessi Rhodes made a deep impression when her New Discovery pictorial was shown at SCORELAND.

SCORE, you did great finding Jessi. This is the type of model I want to see and she’s why I joined! Jessi, thanks so much for showing the goods!!!”–club139

“After not being a SCORELAND member for quite a while, this woman is the one that got me to sign up again. More Jessi, please! ASA freakin’ P.”–GFaulkner

“The tan lines on her bum make me want to cum badly.”–addzy

“Jessi Rhodes is adorable. I can’t wait to see more of her.”–Tom

If you want to see Jessi’s first video, log-in tomorrow. I was especially impressed by Jessi’s vocal talents. A sexy voice saying fresh things always cranks up the heat level in a video. Watch this trailer!

Jessi’s first mag is September ’13 Voluptuous, on sale June 25.

Hair ye, hair ye!

May 14, 2013 by Elliot James

Someone whose follicle forest had caused an unusually dense growth of commentary is back to either tickle your fancy or make your hair stand on end. The reaction ranged from adoration to wigging out. There was no middle ground. And it was all about bush. Bush gets all the blame.

Vanessa started a ruckus the first time she appeared at SCORELAND. She didn’t muff that debut. Now she’s back. Leave it to beaver.

In this time of baldies that have been shaved, waxed, creamed, No-no’ed or depilated in some way, a bearded clam really makes a hairum-scarum impression. Ironically, there were lots of girls like Vanessa in ’70s and ’80s men’s mags. Today, you can’t see the forest for the trees.

Starts tomorrow! Hairs lookin’ at you, Vanessa.

You did ask for a part in the middle.