Categories for Point/Counterpoint
With the comment boards on our websites and on the SCORELAND Blog, you can send your thoughts about a set, a video or a model immediately. And that’s great except many of the comments are one or two sentences. Rarely do I see anything longer than a paragraph. It’s just the nature of the electronic times we live in. Communication today is in short bursts. Texts, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr and all the rest are the norm. If we ever got a letter handwritten in cursive, I’d fall out of my chair.
Before the alleged miracle of the Web and home computers and instantly transmitting our feedback, there were the old-school letters columns. “Scorecard” began in the premiere issue of SCORE (June ’92) and has been part of the magazine every month, with rare exceptions. Intended as a reader forum, “Scorecard” is a place where comments, suggestions, criticisms, ideas, requests and questions have always been welcomed.
Here are some memorable ‘Scorecard” letters. Email “Scorecard” at Score@ScoreGroup.com or write SCORE, 1629 NW 84th Ave, Miami, FL 33126 USA.
“Scorecard” #209, Letter #1
I was looking at your models and started wishing I could meet them or someone like them (as many readers do). And I was thinking you guys should come up with a dating service for guys (or gals) looking to date busty women. It is hard for me to date because I am busy with school and other things and it is hard for me to find the right person, not to mention hoping she is busty. I gave up my job and place to go back to school and pursue an M.D. degree and had to move back in with my parents and brother. This also makes it hard to date since almost all women are looking for guys that already have a good job and their own place. Anyways, it just seems that you find genuinely nice women who are not materialistic, besides being gorgeous and busty. So, I just had an idea and thought I would write it in.
Thanks for the suggestion. We can sure relate to your goals, but it’s not what we do. (We also don’t believe in auctioning dates with models to the highest bidder.) Anyway, as soon as you become a doctor, girls will be all over you.
If you're dating a busty beauty, make every day exciting and special.
Grocery Store Boobologist
“Scorecard” #487, Letter #5
The other day while grocery shopping, I encountered a girl who is my kind of people, so to speak. She was slim and rather pretty, although at first I hardly noticed that. And she was dressed rather conservatively except that the neckline of her blouse was cut about as low as it could be, legally speaking, to showcase a rack that was huge, quivering and even vascular to some extent. I mean with a blue vein or two showing on the creamy nakedness. Right on the verge of being gross, you know what I mean? This vascularity thing interests me as I have not really seen it too often on tits. I think I would notice it if it were there. Minka has it, for instance, although not real prominently. But with Minka, I figure it is only logical that such massive implants would increase the blood supply of the supporting structures. The grocery store lady, on the other hand, had tits so perfect, both as to size and quiver, that I figured they had to be naturals. My fantasy is that she got them that way and maintains them that way by simply milking them a lot or by having it done. Seems like that would be a better way to go than implants, and with the added advantage that the hormone changes, etc., might make for a lushified pussy, too.–C.H.
Renee Ross explains the veiny boob thing.
The Complete Guide to Lap Dancing
“Scorecard” #427, Letter #1
Dave Rosenbaum and Elliot James’ article on lap dancing, “The Complete Guide To Lap Dancing” [October ’08 SCORE and archived at SCORELAND], was a hoot. I’m sure much of it was true, but I’ve found that strip clubs in North Carolina are dull compared to the clubs in Florida. The part of the article that interested me was the so-called SCORE/Voluptuous model with body odor. I love the natural odor of a woman during sex. Call me a freak and a pervert, but I get off on the smell of women. My girlfriend plays golf, and after 18 holes, she’s hot and sweaty. The first time we had sex was after her three-hour-plus round with her girlfriends. She wanted to shower first, but I was too horny. She worried about her smell. I told her I was turned on by her smell. We fucked all over the apartment for about 45 minutes. I enjoyed every whiff of her body. She knows I’m a freak and loves that I want to smell her pussy and asshole when I’m giving head. So if a girl has a little stink, go for it and enjoy!–B.H.
Carmen Hayes always seems to draw a crowd.
“Scorecard” #504, Letter #5
Give The Photographers Credit
I have a suggestion that actually comes from my cousin who is as thrilled with SCORE as I am. He is a professional photographer and he says that one of the reasons for SCORE‘s excellence, in addition to great models of course, is the quality of the photography. In many XXX spreads, the male model blocks the view of the girl, and it’s really the girls that men want. SCORE‘s photographers are better than most in getting the right angles and viewpoints. I am not a photographer myself, but after my cousin pointed out the obvious to me, I can appreciate the difference. My cousin likes to be recognized for his work and says that the photographers’ layouts are rarely given enough credit for their work. SCORE‘s professional camera artists are among the most highly skilled in the business. My cousin suggests, and I’m passing on the suggestion, that you give the photographer credit by name at the beginning of each girl’s layout.–R.N.
We appreciate your, and your cousin’s, interest in the photographers. These neglected men have a new pussy and a new pair of tits a foot away from their faces every day. Can you imagine telling girls you never met before, and may never see again, to spread their pussies and suck on their nipples, and the girls do it? The photographers wake up in the morning and that’s what they have to look forward to at the office. Sad. They’re so unhappy they don’t care about getting any credit. Depression hurts.
Hard at work. Because this kind of work gets them hard.
Sensual Jane does Romania proud.
The German newspaper Bild‘s “Atlas of cup sizes” map shows the average cup sizes around the Earth.
Most of the land mass that was the former U.S.S.R., plus Finland, Sweden and Norway seem to have the most women with a bra size bigger than a D-cup. I have a very difficult time believing that Finland, Sweden and Norway have the most girls with D+ boobs.
The U.S.A., Venezuela and Colombia have the most D-cups.
Australia, Brazil, Argentina, the United Kingdom, Poland, The Ukraine and Canada have C-cups.
Africa is half B and half A-cups.
China and Japan have A-cups.
Greenland is hopeless also with split A and B-cups.
The problem is there’s no the source for the data. Where’s this breast size info coming from? Is there some spy satellite orbiting the globe measuring women country by country?
Oiling. Like it? Love it? Don’t give a hoot? The clear stuff that turns a hot chick’s body into a shining work of art. It drips off the tips of her nipples and cascades down her thighs and calves.
Valory: slip-slide off this.
Maserati: oils well.
Minka: one bottle doesn't cover one tit.
Or maybe enjoying a girl rub white lotion into her big boobs is the way to go. When a fine pair looks like a jizz bomb hit them.
Natalie Fiore goos down.
May lotion showers bring Cynthia Flowers.
Taylor Steele rubs and buffs.
We did a poll about this a few years ago. “When watching a busty girl on the beach, what do you most want to see her do?” Forty-three percent answered “rub lotion on her body.”
What are your thoughts, tit lovers? Oil? Cream? Or nothing?
Last seen shaving her pussy in the Blog posting of March 26, Gya Roberts shows off the finished product. She knows it's what most men want.
What I suspected about guys who like hairy pussy was verified by the results of the most-recent SCORELAND Blog poll: How do you prefer pussy?
Only 20% responded “hairy” or “overgrown,” and of that 20%, only 3% want overgrown. There’s a reason this is the era of shaved pussy: 37% want shaved-bald cunt, and a total of 62% want it shaved bald or with just a little bit of hair.
The guys who love hairy pussy are a vocal minority. They’re also a valuable minority; they buy magazines and DVDs with photos of girls with hairy pussies. I respect their passion. But if most guys didn’t like shaved or mostly-shaved pussy, most girls wouldn’t shave it (you think they like going through the extra trouble of shaving every day?). Maybe seven or eight years ago, if we wanted a model to have a shaved pussy, we had to either shave it for her (a great job) or ask her to shave it before she visited our studio. Now, almost all of the girls arrive with bald pussies, and if we want hair down there, we have to either ask for it weeks in advance or ask the model not to shave what she’s already got.
Our next poll: Do you like seeing a big-titted model having her pussy eaten in a boy-girl scene?
And that’s the way it is.
Gya seems to be saying, "Should I or shouldn't I?"
Gya Roberts has been shaving her pussy at SCORELAND. I know, great news, right? There’s nothing sexier than a girl shaving her pussy bare, right?
Okay, let me try this again. Gya Roberts has been shaving her pussy at SCORELAND. The video went live Monday. The photos went up today, although if you ask me, I wouldn’t mind if they took that video and the photo right down. Women should NEVER be encouraged to shave their pussies. Natural is beautiful, right?
The shaved vs. hairy pussy debate will never be settled, which is why for some, the sight of Gya Roberts shaving her pussy is going to be the hottest thing they’ve ever seen while for others, it’s a pussy tragedy. “Why, oh why, did you have Gya shave off all of her beautiful, natural fur?” some will ask, while others, cocks in hands, will marvel, “What a beautiful, bare cunt!”
Which side are you on?
Boobs are always trendy.
After Seth MacFarlane brought big boobs to the Academy Awards ceremony, the first 25 pages of Google search were dominated by the public’s and media’s reaction to his song and dance number, “We Saw Your Boobs.”
“We Saw Your Boobs” is not a song here, of course. It’s a way of life. Actually, “Show us your boobs” was the line we used to say on the Boob Cruises.
I’m happy for Seth, but my favorite song still remains Rodney Carrington’s “Titties and Beer.” This song is built into the Jingle Jugs trophy rack, a nifty item that’s just the thing to play for your mother-in-law when she visits.
Another boob trend that’s trending is giving away a boob job as a contest prize. This is also getting a mix of yeas and nays from the populace. Philadelphia radio station Q102 and a clinic are giving away a free breast augmentation to a lucky winner. This seems to be a popular radio station giveaway as they try to attract more female listeners.
A bar owner in Des Moines, Iowa gave away $3,000 gift certificates for a boob job at his three bars this past Mardi Gras. Boob job contests are also held in Buffalo, Tampa and at a lot of other bars around the USA.
The “breasturant” industry, if you can call it that, will be getting a little more crowded as a chain called Twin Peaks spreads its, uh, wings, joining Hooters as another fine dining establishment featuring waitresses in titty-tops. More power to them even though I don’t like chicken wings.
A Twin Peaks is opening in Florida, but it’s going to be too far away for us SCORE lunchers. But experience tells me not to expect the next SCORE covergirl in these places. I’ve never seen a really busty Hooters Girl. By SCORE requirements.
And wrapping up my boob trending studies, I have to mention the best name I’ve seen in a while. She’s a 20 year-old Brit from the TV show Celebrity Big Brother. Her name is Lacey Banghard. That’s her real name. Unfortunately, Lacey got the boot from the Big Brother house by coldhearted voters last month, but I have no doubt she will continue to trend in the news for a long time.
Janet Jade was not the model for Jingle Jugs.
Image stabilizers and steady-cams were invented for cameras so that men with shaking, trembling hands would be able to photograph girls like Siri without ruining the shot.
The perfect combo of beauty, boobs, body and brain, Siri is back at SCORE this weekend in a fresh boff-bash at SCOREVideos.com.
From the dress that requires adult supervision to the suckin’ and smashin’ and smooshin’, this is, in my opinion, Siri’s horniest SCORE video.
Dave thinks Hitomi will win Newcomer of the Year. I think Siri will win. (There is such a thing as a free lunch because we have a bet riding on this, and the loser pays.)
Siri has it all, does it all and puts it all out there. She’s invigorated the year at SCORE and V-mag. There are two weeks left before the SCORE voting ends, and it’s looking like a two-girl race. A month later, the V-mag voting wraps.
For now, let’s forget the contests and just focus on Siri’s wild ways. Warning! This cumming attraction clip might fry your motherboard.
Is this dress legal?
The SCORE and Voluptuous contests at SCORELAND have been open for about three weeks. The January ’13 SCORE with its contest ballot has been on news racks for two weeks, and the January ’13 Voluptuous with its ballot just hit stores a few days ago.
A sample ballot for SCORE is here.
A sample ballot for Voluptuous is here.
There’s no excuse to not vote.
Aside from making their decisions, what do some voters have to say? Here’s a selection of opinions in this difficult election year. Man, everyone has different ideas and choices. Different strokes for different folks. And so on and so on and scooby dooby doo bee…
“This year it was extremely hard to pick the models for the awards. They are all so HOT! For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, I chose Siri. From head to toe, she is smoking! Model of the Year was hard for me because I have always picked my favorite, Karina Hart, but since she was not in the running this year, I chose my second favorite all- time SCORE model, Angela White. Hall of Fame: Lacey Legends. Hardcore Performer of the Year: Stephanie Stalls. Her scene in Busty Anal Sluts is fantastic!-L.H.”
“Africa Sexxx has now performed hardcore in SCORE videos three or four times. I like her incredible build, big, natural boobs, small waist, big butt/hips and she seems to have a great attitude/charisma. Twice now she has done anal. I had to write her in because she was one of the reasons I decided to purchase Cocoa Nut Busters. I don’t purchase many DVDs each year. I picked Venera for Model of the Year because she is such a good and rare discovery; such a petite frame with big, natural boobs and a great ass, yet it was close with Valory Irene, who has appeared in the magazines and videos much more. Estelle may have been such a rare find; she exceeds all others in this category as far as looks and figure. You’ve got to get her back. Julia Miles is a long-time favorite of mine: big, beautiful tits and a hardcore performer as well.–E.S.”
J.S.T. from Barcelona, Spain explains his voting in the V-mag contest:
“2012 Newcomer of the Year: Siri. She has an innocent face and nice body.
2012 Plumper of the Year: Dors Feline. I like her tattoos.
2012 Model of the Year: Gya Roberts. The hottest girl on the Net.
2012 Ass of the Year: Karina Hart. She is juicy and hot.
2012 Pussy of the Year: Gya Roberts. I like her pussy lips.
2012 XXX Model of the Year: Maserati. She knows how to fuck.”
So make your voice heard. Vote!
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Our party symbol is not a party animal: an elephant or a donkey.
Our party symbol is an hourglass figure full of curves and dips.
Our party color is not red or blue.
Our party color is all the colors a woman’s skin can be.
We promise no dirty tricks or break-ins…except in hardcore scenes.
Our T Party stands for TITS.
We endorse Voluptuous-care.
Join the Voluptuous Party and vote for the 2012 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX Model of the Year.
You can vote at SCORELAND if you’re a member (there are no lines) or you can vote using this ballot. Vote by email or mail your vote. Just vote and let your voice be heard. Those who do not vote cannot legitimately protest the outcome. You’ve got to be in it for your favorite to win it.
Renee Ross has won Model of the Year two years running. She’s great at winning erections. Who will win this year? Will Renee make it win #3?
Our candidates do not put their foot in their mouths. Just their nipples and fingers.
Our goals: to find the best, the sexiest and the biggest all-natural girls and photograph them.
That is the mission statement of the Voluptuous Party.
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Harmony Heart wants to suck your lollipop, and if it's a lot bigger and a lot thicker than this lollipop, don't worry. She can handle it.
We all have our opinions about what makes a great cock-sucker (although I think most men will agree that head-suckers–you know, girls who suck only the head of your cock and don’t delve below the mushroom cap–are the absolute worst). I think, though, that there are some things we can all agree on:
1. Lots of saliva is good.
2. The deeper she goes, the better. (This happens to be one of those cases in which a guy is better off having a small or smallish cock; if you’re long and thick, chances are the girl isn’t going to be able to go very deep. I betcha there are some super-hung guys out there who have never had a proper blow job).
3. Humming and other noises on the girl’s part are good. The reason they call a blow job a “hummer” is because the girl makes a humming noise while she’s doing it. Isn’t that the reason?
On other points, we might disagree. Some guys like a little teeth-scraping action. Some guys don’t want teeth anywhere near their tools. Some guys like the girl to use a lot of hand. Some guys want it to be all mouth. Some guys like getting a blow job while lying down. Some like it while standing up. Some like to face-fuck the girl. Some guys like when the girl tucks her lips. Others don’t.
But I think we all agree on: 1. Lots of saliva; 2. Go deep; 3. Humming.
Today, meet Jazmine. Tomorrow, man meats Jazmine.
I’m bringing this up because a girl who’s great at all of these things just had one of her scenes go up at SCORELAND2, and what makes her even more special is that she’s NOT a porn star. She’s just a regular girl who happens to do all the good BJ things. Her name is Harmony Heart, she has done exactly two hardcore scenes in her life, and in the one I’m referring to at SCORELAND2, she
practically deep-throats JMac, who’s long and thick. It’s definitely one of the best on-camera blow jobs I’ve ever seen. Why? Because not only does she do 1., 2., and 3., but she’s enthusiastic while doing them. She’s into it. This girl could’ve been a big-time porn star if she had wanted to be. She’s that good. We’re lucky that she did what she did for us.
Who are your favorite SCORE blow job girls? What are your criteria for a great blow job?
Jazmine, a fresh, young newcomer from Florida by way of New York (like just about everyone else in Florida) makes her SCORELAND debut today. You won’t have to wait long to see whether she’s a good cock sucker. Exactly one day, in fact. Yep, Jazmine goes solo today, sucks and fucks tomorrow. Life is good.