I would really like to know how the conversation went when Minka asked her teammates to vote for her for Hardcore Performer of the Year.
You have just 24 days remaining until the ballot box closes at SCORELAND for the 2012 SCORE Awards. We’ve been busy counting the votes (thousands of them have been pouring in at the website and also from SCORE readers), and here’s a look at how the races are shaping up.
For Newcomer of the Year, it’s looking like a two-way race between Hitomi and Siri, which doesn’t surprise me at all. I actually thought Hitomi would be an easy winner, but then Elliot said he thought Siri would win, so that led to a little lunch bet. Sabrina Linn, Melissa Manning and Estelle Taylor are in the running, too, but they have a lot of ground to make up between now and midnight on December 31.
For Model of the Year, I’ve never seen a year in which the voting was so close, and if you asked me right now who I think is going to win, I’d say, “Who knows?” Valory Irene, Angela White, Venera, Leanne Crow, Beshine, Eva Notty…they’re all getting a lot of support, and who’s ahead depends on the day, even the hour.
For Hardcore Performer of the Year (the one award in which you really have to fuck your way to the top), another close race is brewing among Daylene Rio, Stephanie Stalls, Brittany O’Neil, Desiree, Kitana Flores and Minka. Speaking of Minka, I just received a package with about 15 ballots from members of Minka’s tennis team, all voting for their teammate for Hardcore Performer of the Year.
Finally, the Hall of Fame: I have high hopes that Alyssa Alps is finally going to get admitted, but don’t look now because Cindy Cupps, Sammie, Crystal Gunns and Colt 45 are breathing right down her bra straps.
As I said, the ballot box closes at midnight on December 31. Winners will be announced in the May 2013 issue of SCORE…unless I decide to leak the results before then.
The current Blog poll asks, “Which busty mainstream celebrity would you most like to see in a fuck film?” The choices are singer Mariah Carey, actress Christina Hendricks from the TV show Mad Men, actress Sofia Vergara from the TV show Modern Family, actress Salma Hayek and country music singer Dolly Parton. Here’s my view of the five choices:
Mariah Carey: Curvy and likes to show off her tits, ass and legs in stripper-like clothing. The dress she wore at the Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony in Rockefeller Center would be banned from most family gatherings. Plus, she wears fuck shoes. However, Mariah once got insulted when Howard Stern, thinking he was complimenting her, told her she dressed like a stripper. This indicates to me that there are two sides to Mariah: the outer slut we want to fuck and the scary inner good girl who doesn’t know what the hell she is. If Mariah was any good in bed, she would have said to Stern, “Thank you.” I’m guessing she’d make a bad porn actress (no surprise since she’s already a lousy mainstream actress).
Christina Hendricks: According to unofficial reports, Christina has DDD-cup breasts. She also has a big ass. I’d like to see her getting plowed from behind, preferably in her tuchus, while her boobs hang. Judging by how sexy she is on-camera in a TV show, I’m guessing that she’d be a wild, nasty, dirty-talking XXX performer. I’d like to see two scenes with Christina: one in which we see her flaming red bush and one in which her pussy is shaved.
Sofia Vergara: I have to try to ignore the annoying, non-stop chatterbox character she plays on Modern Family and concentrate on 1.) Her tits; and 2.) The fact that she’s Colombian. Unfortunately, I suspect that her tits aren’t as big as she makes them out to be (I’m guessing they’re C-cups, Ds at best). So, even though her Latina heritage suggests a wild fuck, her tits would ultimately disappoint me. However, as wives go, she’s a major step up for Ed O’Neil from Katey Sagal.
Salma Hayek: Salma is a saucy Mexican, and many Mexican girls have proven to be nasty, filthy porn stars. However, like Sofia, Salma’s tits probably aren’t as big as we think they are. However, I wouldn’t mind seeing Sofia and Salma in a XXX lesbian scene, and if one of our studs, say Johnny or Lucas, wanted to drop by and poke them in the ass while they’re eating each others’ pussies, that would be fine.
Dolly Parton: Dolly is 66 years old. She has always freely admitted to enjoying sex, and I’m guessing she has developed into one of those always-horny MILFs we see at 60PlusMILFs.com. She also has giant tits, probably even bigger than people think. She once had to cancel a tour because of a sore back. “You lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!” she said. You have to love a woman who is always calling attention to her tits, so I think Dolly would be a red-hot fuck on-camera, always making sure her tits were in view, whether she was sucking cock or fucking. Or getting tit-fucked, which is a must. And wouldn’t you love to see Dolly facialized?
This is a tough choice. Right now, Christina Hendricks has 53% of the vote, and I think I agree with the voters.
A few weeks ago, I asked SCORELAND members if they go on any social networks. There are hundreds of these sites, and many countries have their own home-grown versions in their own languages. (Weibo is huge in China.)
But the current leaders in North America are Facebook and Twitter. Once king of the hill, MySpace is in the dumpster (which is where Facebook stock shares are currently residing).
The results were:
Facebook: 63%
Twitter: 10%
Google+: 5%
MySpace: 2%
Not listed: 20% (which seems to indicate that they don’t bother with them, period)
So why should you go on Twitter?
Two words: SCORE boobs.
Twitter isn’t just for smartphone users, although it was originally created for 24/7 phone users. A person can go on Twitter on any desktop, lap top or tablet and communicate in short bursts of no more than 140 characters.
Maria is in charge of the SCORELAND Twitter site, where you can find the latest updates about who’s shaking their big boobs here, SCORE news, events, photos, new models, video links and other good things to keep abreast of. Lots of SCORELAND and XLGirls models follow us, too. You might meet some of your favorites.
I say join in and follow us.
Stay twitillated, my friends.
What else did I want to mention today? Oh, yeah. Sarah Rae’s got her Finger In The Pie over at XLGirls today. XLGirls.com is not responsible for seizures when you see her huge 38J boobs unleashed once again.
Okay, okay…so for the last week or so, everyone in Florida, and especially here in Miami where SCORELAND HQ is, have been glued to their television sets checking out every update about Tropical Storm Isaac. First it was a storm, then it was a hurricane, then it was a storm again. Each time the status of this storm changed, we either sighed or cringed accordingly.
You see, here in Miami, most of us are aware firsthand of what a hurricane can do. So we watch the Weather Channel continuously and we pray that storms pass us by.
But all this storm talk got me thinking about that Scorpions’ song, Rock You Like A Hurricane, which then led me to think about sex.
It’s funny how my mind works, eh? One second I am thinking about all my stuff being blown away and the next, I am thinking about blow jobs.
What can I say? I have a dirty mind.
Well, then I started thinking about which babes rock a cock like a hurricane. And then I had to conduct an impromptu survey here in the office, because opinions without research are no fun.
Also because when you start thinking about sex, you want to talk about it.
When it comes to fucking guys and gals, Gianna is my favorite XXX diva!
For me, and this is just my opinion, I think Gianna Rossi is the best lay I have ever laid eyes on. And believe you me…these eyes have seen a lot of love but they’re never gonna see another love like hers. When Gianna works dick, she does so with a ferocity that cannot be tamed. Sometimes when I watch her scenes, I have to look away because they are so…wild. They are so hot. There are two things I know for certain and they are:
1) No one puts Baby in a corner.
and
2) Gianna Rossi is a dick champion.
But my opinion isn’t the only one that matters around these parts, so I asked a few of the other SCORELAND Staffers, and this is what they had to say:
Elliot chose Christy Marks as his favorite XXX performer.
Elliot James: Known as the big-boob Jedi Master around these parts, when confronted with the, “Who does the best hardcore of all the models?” question, he thought long and hard and then said, “Christy Marks.” If I was a waiter, I would have said, “Excellent choice.” Elliot said that Christy Marks is his pick because when you watch her fuck, it is as if you were watching her fuck in her living room. Something about Christy is very real. It’s as if each of her hardcore scenes could have happened after a date in her regular life. I agree with Elliot’s thinking on this. Christy is definitely a champion.
Brittany is Fernando B.'s pick for best fuck based on her 20-years+ experience.
Fernando B.: Known as one of our coolest image librarians, Fernando sees a lot of XXX, and when I asked him who his fave XXX performer was, he said Brittany O’Neil. When I asked him why, he said experience. “She has been fucking in the business for over 20 years. She is really good by now.” I have to agree. Ms. O’Neil does bring a certain pro-touch to her scenes.
Ralph, our web marketing guru, says that Eva Notty is the top fuck of all time.
Ralph: I even asked one of our Web Marketing gents, Ralph, to join in on my impromptu survey. His pick? Eva Notty. When I asked him why, he said, “She is just good.” And really, who am I to argue with that?
So what say you, boob lovers? Who is your favorite fuck-goddess and why? Remember, with me, your opinions always matter so chime in!
You don't want to see man-ass. You want to see Stephanie Stalls' ass. And you do!
Elliot James recently wrote, “In a poll currently on the SCORELAND home page, only 31% like to see DPs while 36% would rather see two-girl/one-guy threesomes.” But in the poll that’s been running here at the Blog, 36% hate DPs while 33% love them and another 23% want to see them once in a while, meaning that 56% of you like DPs either a lot or a little.
I recently wrote that one of the objections to double-penetration scenes is the amount of man-ass in the frame. But, after reviewing the Stephanie Stalls DP video that recently went up at SCORELAND, I can report that man-ass in DP scenes is not always a problem. Here are excerpts from my notes. Timings indicate minutes and seconds into the scene.
16:41: Stephanie getting ass-fucked reverse-cowgirl. The second guy comes over to stick his cock in her pussy. The DP is now happening. Man-ass is visible, although only slightly. The videographer did a good job of cropping out most of the second guy’s ass. Of course, we can see his cock and balls, but that’s what happens in hardcore.
17:03: Switches to angle from above, looking down. At this point, 5% of man-ass can be seen.
17:45: Position change! Stephanie climbs on top of the bottom cock cowgirl style. The other guy inserts his cock in her ass from behind. Excellent camera work averts man-ass. Meanwhile, we’re getting a nice view of Stephanie being double-banged while her tits bounce all over the place.
19:36: The two guys shoot their loads on Stephanie’s face.
I think this scene walks a very nice line between “too much man-ass” and “let’s see her getting double-fucked without there being too much man-ass.”
What I’m saying is, if enough Blog voters watch this scene, that 56% number will go up and we’ll have achieved DP detente.
Progress is a wonderful thing. Member WARPIG7 opined, “Wow that was EPIC!!!!!”
Thanks for the compliment, WARPIG7. And thank you, Stephanie. And thank you, stunt cocks, for keeping your man asses out of the way.
If one picture is worth a thousand words, writers would be writing captions only.
And if one pic is worth a thousand words, how many words is a video clip worth?
While pondering these Zen-like statements, please also ponder the amazing sight of Kentucky kutee Stephanie Stalls as she shuts off her brakes and goes for total wildness with two eager fellows.
Stephanie’s huge, 40 inch, 34F tits will also weigh heavily upon your mind as you ponder this subject.
As Dave wrote last week about seeing a girl get double penetrated, there are good things (wild and crazy sex) and bad things (way too much guy-ass).
Only a tiny handful of SCORE Girls have done DP in 20 years.
In a poll currently on the SCORELAND home page, only 31% like to see DPs while 36% would rather see two-girl/one-guy threesomes.
The only SCORE Girl I’ve ever met who absolutely loves double-penetration was Annina. “Me riding the man who is in my ass reverse-cowgirl and the other man in my pussy, or with me on all fours riding one man while the other is in my ass,” Annina told me when I asked her which positions she prefers.
Lori Pleasure, dressed for dinner at one of L.A.'s best.
A lot of people comment on the SCORELAND Blog, but I’ve found that some of the most-interesting feedback we get is from the polls. So let’s check out what Blog readers have been saying.
A few months ago, we asked, “You’re going out to dinner with your wife or girlfriend. She’s wearing fuck-me pumps, a short skirt and a top that her tits are pouring out of. What do you do?”
A. Ask her to put on something less-revealing.
B. Enjoy dinner, the view and the jealous stares of other men.
C. Stay home, order in and fuck all night.
My faith in mankind was truly reinvigorated by the results of this poll. The winner: “Stay home, order in and fuck all night” at 58%, followed by “Enjoy dinner, the view and the jealous stares of other men.” Ask her to put on something less-revealing” received almost no support, and I have to wonder, you guys who voted for “A”…what exactly were you thinking?
Dors Feline proves that plumpers look sexy in monokinis.
Then we asked: “SCORE‘s annual swimsuit issue has arrived. What kind of bathing suit do you want to see your favorite busty babe wearing?”
And the winner: string bikini, followed by monokini, followed by regular bikini, followed by regular one-piece. In other words, extremely revealing, followed by very revealing, followed by revealing, followed by not-so-revealing. Again, my faith in mankind has been reinvigorated. I think if one of the choices had been “nothing,” it would have received a lot of votes, too.
And these days, we’re asking, What do you like most about women’s bodies after big boobs?
Are feet "other"? Can you guess whose feet these are?
This one is surprising me. Pretty face is winning, followed by great ass and voluptuous figure tied for second, then slim waist, nice pussy, great legs, nice hair and other.
Other? What else is there? I’m not even sure why we included that choice.
I was pretty sure that most of you would go for “great ass” since, as we’ve discussed, there’s a school of psychology that says that men see tits as an ass substitute. But pretty face? Impressive. Although I’m not so sure about that. Quickly…name your favorite SCORE Girl. Now, without looking at a photo, tell me what color eyes she has.
Commenting on the “20 for 20” voting, SCORELAND member Jared writes, “As I post this, number one isn’t yet up, but if Karina, Christy, Chloe and Merilyn are two, three, four and five, Miss LDM sure as hell had better be number one. I’ve agreed with most of this list so far, so if Linsey’s number one, the top five will be spot on…and this comes from somebody whose been a fan of this magazine (and later on the site) since ’93. As much as I love the super-sized-silicone era, this last decade of mostly naturals has been amazing.”
Well, when you get right down to it, there shouldn’t be a lot of tension concerning today’s announcement of the No. 1 SCORE Girl ever, as voted by SCORELAND members. Linsey was nowhere to be seen in Nos. 2-20, there’s no way she can’t be somewhere in the “20 for 20,” and No. 1 is all that’s left.
Then again, if you had told me that Minka wouldn’t make the Top 20, I would have said you were crazy, too. And if you told me that SaRenna would come in at No. 20, I would’ve said, “Yeah, right, and John Roberts is going to uphold Obamacare.”
So, you never know.
Anyway, after four weeks and lots of voting, No. 1 in our “20 for 20” will be unveiled today at SCORELAND. The magazine readers already voted Linsey No. 1. What will the SCORELAND members say?
By the way, something I haven’t mentioned about the “20 for 20” celebration: the three-to-five minute highlight clips that accompany the daily announcements of the “20 for 20” girls. They were put together by our video editor, Mike, and it was a true labor of love. The guy spent weeks going through videos (some of them rarely seen) of the girls (poor guy, right?), and the result is these 20 collector’s items. Yes, they’re downloadable, so they can be yours forever. Nice job, Mike.
Anyway, Happy Anniversary to us! I hope you enjoyed the celebration (and maybe won something, too).
Linsey Dawn McKenzie was voted the greatest SCORE Girl of all-time by SCORE readers. Will SCORELAND members agree? Will the great LDM, #1 in big boobs since 1996, reign supreme?
Over the past three weeks, we’ve been unveiling, one-by-one, SCORELANDmembers’ choices in “20 for 20,” the 20 greatest SCORE Girls ever. Here’s what we have so far:
No. 20: SaRenna Lee
No. 19: Venera
No. 18: Natalie Fiore
No. 17: Danni Ashe
No. 16: Sharday
No. 15: Terry Nova
No. 14: Lorna Morgan
No. 13: Angela White
No. 12: Valory Irene
No. 11: Eva Notty
No. 10: Hitomi
No. 9: Leanne Crow
No. 8: Autumn-Jade
No. 7: Kerry Marie
No. 6: Nicole Peters
Starting Monday at approximately four p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, we’ll begin revealing the Top 5, culminating with No. 1 on Friday. That’s right, on Friday, we’ll announce SCORELAND members’ pick for the greatest SCORE Girl ever. Magazine readers have already said it’s Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Did the web guys agree?
Five days to go…which means you only have five more chances to win one of the “20 for 20” gift packs (they include a limited-edition SCORE shirt, a limited-edition SCORE cap, a DVD of your choice, a magazine of your choice and a month of website membership of your choice). They’re literally prized possessions. S.G., one of the winners, wrote to Elliot:
“The prize pack arrived today and as usual, I was blown away by all of it. Amazing stuff of the highest quality..I can’t thank you enough. You all really put together a STELLAR product, whether it be print, online or product. It is so obvious that you and your colleagues work your fucking asses off, evidenced by the everyday at SCORELAND and even more so when you all put on a contest such as this.”
Leanne Crow measures up among the Top 20 SCORE Girls ever.
Among the things I’ve enjoyed most so far in the “20 for 20” celebration at SCORELAND are the comments members have been posting regarding the day-by-day unveiling of the Top 20 SCORE Girls of all-time. The comments have been interesting and at the same time civil (in most cases). It’s nice when you guys find a way to compliment a model without criticizing another model (or find a way to say something not-so-positive about a girl without sounding quite-so-negative). The good stuff started on the first day with the unveiling of SaRenna Lee at No. 20. Wrote Jorga, “Really people?? SaRenna should’ve at least made the top 5.” Added SB, “I agree- top three- could even peg her as #1.” But I also liked crajosto’s comment: “This is very sad – she is worthy of the top 3 – most recent popular girls in SCORE should really be Voluptuous models – there should be a cut off at 27 inch waist.”
Okay, that’s a biting criticism. But notice how crajosto didn’t name names. He stated his opinion in a very diplomatic manner.
Some people were surprised that Venera finished 19th. Some people might be surprised that there could actually be 18 girls better than her.
When Venera landed at No. 19, babyblue eyes said what a lot of us were thinking: “Why should it be such a surprise that a newcomer would rate this high? Combine this with yesterday’s gnashing of teeth that SaRenna Lee was only No. 20, and what you can surmise is that there isn’t a lot of historical context among SCORELAND members. Those of us who have been around long enough to have bought SCORE and Voluptuous when they were first issued on the newsstand have an appreciation for the ‘legends’ of the industry, but the number of online votes placed by those early readers are no doubt overwhelmed by those who grew up in the Internet era and might not have sufficient recollection of the likes of Chloe Vevrier or Danni Ashe. But that’s true in any all-time rankings done by popular vote: what’s been published most recently is most recent in the reader’s thoughts.”
My thoughts exactly. But then again…if it’s really true that SCORELAND members lack historical perspective…well, I don’t want to give away the rest of the results, but I will tell you that there’s a lot of historical perspective in the top four, which will be revealed next week. So I’m not sure history has anything to do with it. Of course, that’s a subject for debate.
Members have been reminiscing, which is one of the things a celebration like this is all about. They’ve been telling us who they had in their top five. They’ve been talking about girls who didn’t make the list (so far, that is). They’ve been taking about their love affair with big boobs. There has been a lot of spirited back and forth.
Hitomi is great, but is she too new to be considered among the greatest ever?
Another example of respectful criticism came when Hitomi was unveiled at No. 10. Carney22 wrote, “Not to take anything away from Hitomi; she’s quite lovely, and her breasts are stupendous. But this is just another model whose career began far too recently to be rated this high. This is supposed to be a 20th anniversary series, not a best-of-the-last three years feature. But that’s what you get when you let the readers do the rankings online.”
Okay. Fair enough. But, like I said, get ready for the top four. And remember: SaRenna, Danni, Lorna and Kerry didn’t exactly make their debuts yesterday. They all debuted in the 1990s.
Of course, sometimes, people can’t help but show their fangs, which happened yesterday when Leanne Crow came in at No. 8. Wrote Chuck, “In my humble opinion, to have a model who has never shown pink and never done a b/g scene and is put number 9 in the all time models of SCORE for the last 20 years says one thing…RIGGED! And don’t go talkin about how beautiful she is cause several models placed after her are better looking and definitely show a whole lot more. I’d be willing to bet a Yankee dollar that Ashley Sage Ellison will wind up in the top 5. Gotta take care of them English models, right?”
Well, Chuck, as for Ashley Sage Ellison, you owe us a Yankee dollar. Ashley wasn’t on the “20 for 20” ballot.
As for your accusation that the whole thing was rigged…well, Chuck, if it was rigged, SaRenna Lee would’ve been in the top three.
Anyway, gentlemen and ladies, keep commenting like gentlemen and ladies. This party has been a blast, and we still have eight days to go!
