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Yes, ma’am, I would love a tea bag!

December 1, 2009 by Dave

This week’s poll asks, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Well, I am totally shocked that 25% of you don’t want the girl to go anywhere near your balls. You want her to suck the head and shaft, but as for the balls…no go. I can’t help but think that those of you in that 25% have either 1.) Never had your balls sucked properly or 2.) Are afraid that the girl is going to do permanent damage to your testicles. Which I guess is possible, but I’ve never heard of it. Guys, if you can trust a girl with your shaft, you can trust her with your sac.

Perhaps these photos from the February 2009 SCORE will convince you. In the first, Daylene Rio applies the blow job while June Summers prepares the balls for sucking. Notice how she’s licking the dude’s balls as if she loves them, as if they’re prized jewels. Which they are. In the second, Daylene is still blowing rod, and June is sucking hard on the guy’s nuts. Too hard? No way! June has sucked a lot of balls in her life, and she knows that doing it properly requires just the right suction. Besides, I remember the day these photos were shot, and the studio never called for an ambulance. She also isn’t biting, which is very important. And for you homophobes out there, notice how June is going nowhere near the guy’s tuchus.

Now, really, 25% guys: You wouldn’t want June to do that to you?

June prepares the balls for sucking while Daylene vacuums the cock.

June prepares the balls for sucking while Daylene vacuums the cock.

June sucks hard but is careful not to detach the balls from the body. The guy's outer sac provides the needed protection.

June sucks hard but is careful not to detach the balls from the body. The guy's outer sac provides the needed protection.

Is Ashley Sage Ellison a SCORE Girl? The voters are speaking!

November 30, 2009 by Dave
Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

From the start, the editors of SCORELAND have wondered whether British newcomer Ashley Sage Ellison is a SCORE Girl. Sure, she has J-cup tits, but SCORE has always been about slim ‘n’ stacked while curvy Ashley fits better into the voluptuous category. Ashley is one of the few girls ever to appear in SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines, and you gotta ask yourself, “Can a model be a SCORE Girl and an XL Girl at the same time?” We’re not talking about years apart and after a weight gain (as in the case of Latvian beauty Inesse). We’re talking about simultaneously.

Well, we can argue about it all we want, but if you want an answer to a question…ask it! As you probably know, the voting in the SCORE Awards is going on now at SCORELAND (and in the magazine), and the results so far are illuminating: Among magazine voters, Ashley is first for Newcomer of the Year. Among SCORELAND voters, Ashley is running a very, very close second to Eva Notty. And this isn’t based on a small number of votes. This is based on a LOT of votes. Thousands upon thousands of votes.

Can Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year? And if she does, doesn’t that make her absolutely, 100% a SCORE Girl?

FYI, Faith, Mianna Thomas and Angel Gee are also getting a lot of online support in the NOY voting. For Model of the Year, the anticipated showdown between Karina Hart and Christy Marks is an online runaway but much closer in the magazine voting. Overall, it’s still too close to call.

Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?

Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?

As for the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND, we’ve gone on and on about many of the surprise eliminations so far, but how about the surprises among the 33 girls who remain? I’ll give you one: Czech plumper Angelina Vallem, who debuted in the May ’08 Voluptuous. We’ve counted up the total number of votes each model has received (in this case, the less the better), and Angelina is in the Top 5 among fewest votes. Angelina is sexy, beautiful and has great tits (she fucks well, too), but to me, that is the one biggest shocker of the “Best of the Decade” so far. But there’s still a long way to go.

And speaking of voting, last week we asked, “How much hair should a busty babe have on her pussy?” Well, it was a close shave, but “Just a little, nicely trimmed” pulled away in the end to beat “None. Shaved clean,” 36% to 28%. “Full bush but not overflowing” got 17%, followed by “Who cares? It’s all about the tits!” at 13% and “Full bush, growing wild” at 6%. This week’s poll: Blow jobs. How do you like them?

Bella is a SCORE Girl! Bella is a SCORE Girl!

November 24, 2009 by Dave

By popular demand, Bella is a SCORE Girl.

By popular demand, Bella is a SCORE Girl.

Okay, it doesn’t quite have the ring of, “The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!” but for a big-boobed babe, being told she’s a SCORE Girl is just about the same thing as winning the big one (unless you’re Jade from Australia, who seems to have the goods but is playing hard-to-get with us). Last week, I told you about Bella, a 100% amateur from Michigan who was in our studio shooting for Naughty Neighbors magazine. We took one look at her tits and thought, “She might be a SCORE Girl,” but we couldn’t decide. So, I shot some video of her and left it up to you guys. Well, the bloggers have spoken. We asked, “Is Bella a SCORE Girl?” and 82% of your replied in the affirmative. That’s good enough for us. Of course, the voting might have been skewed because none of you are going to pass up the opportunity to see a hot chick naked, and Bella is definitely a hot chick, but she’s a big-titted hot chick, and we’re looking forward to seeing her on SCORELAND. Of course, when Bella said, “Sure, I’ll fuck for the camera,” that pretty much sealed the deal.

There’s a lot of voting going on these days in these parts. First, there’s “The Best of the Decade,” which is now down to 39 girls. There were many surprise eliminations early on, but a lot of big names (and very big racks) remain: Karina Hart, Renee Ross, Christy Marks, Sharday, Merilyn Sakova, Nadine Jansen, Angela White, Nicole Peters, Natalie Fiore, and on and on. Uh-oh. Did I just put a bullseye on those girls?

It’s also awards time, and voting has kicked off at SCORELAND (and in SCORE and Voluptuous magazines) for the annual awards. Over at V-Mag, Ashley Sage Ellison and Renee Ross are leading the voting for Newcomer of the Year; Christy Marks, Karina Hart, Janet Jade and Natalie Fiore are very tight in the running for Model of the Year; and Maria Moore and Samantha have a good chance of keeping Sapphire from winning Plumper of the Year for the fourth straight year.

The SCORE voting is fascinating and reflects a split between online voters and magazine voters. For Newcomer, the magazine guys like Ashley Sage Ellison and Faith, while the online guys like Eva Notty, then Ashley and Faith. For Model of the Year, the magazine guys like Karina Hart and Christy with Minka slightly behind, while the online guys are rolling up a runaway for Karina Hart (Crystal Gunns is the only girl who’s close). And for the Hall of Fame, the magazine guys have Cindy Cupps and Sharday running tit-to-tit with Casey James about a bra length behind, while the online guys have Autumn-Jade in the lead over Sharday and Casey with Cindy not even in the picture.

Of course, we’re still very early in the voting. And if you haven’t voted yet, vote now!

A message from the American Hard-On Association

November 16, 2009 by Dave

For me, models smoking is a guilty pleasure. I’m anti-smoking and have dated only one smoker in my life. She had big tits, but the fact that she was a smoker was a big turn-off for me. I have never been a smoker, and it bothers me when people I love smoke. It’s bad for them.

But when a busty (or not-so-busty) model (or a stripper in a club) smokes a cigarette, my dick gets hard instantly. And the smoking blow job? Forget it. She takes a puff of her cigarette, then takes a puff of the cock, and there’s smoke everywhere, and it’s incredibly nasty. In a good way.

I think I know why I feel this way. When I was in my teens and going to high school and middle school, only the bad girls smoked. And since they were doing one thing they weren’t supposed to be doing (smoking), they were probably doing another (fucking). When a girl smokes cigarettes and does porn, she’s doing two things she’s not supposed to be doing. And I like that.

This week’s poll asks for your opinion about models smoking in photo sets and videos. You can guess how I voted.

Merilyn is always smokin', but here she's really smoking!

Merilyn is always smokin', but here she's really smoking!

I thought Ines Cudna was a good girl until our photographer caught her smoking.

I thought Ines Cudna was a good girl until our photographer caught her smoking.

Lucy enjoys a cigarette before sucking cock.

Lucy enjoys a cigarette before sucking cock.

“Hi! Can I grab your tits?”

October 27, 2009 by Maria

Last week we had a very interesting poll up on the blog.

The question we asked you was, “Have you ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know (other than a hooker or stripper) and asked to feel her tits?”

Out of the 234 of you that answered, the results are as follows:

  • * Yes, and she let me! = 12%
  • * Yes, and she told me to get lost. = 5%
  • * Yes, and she hit me. = 2%
  • * Of course not. Do you think I’m crazy? = 75%
  • * I didn’t ask. I just did it. = 6%

Naturally, most of you went with the, “Do you think I am crazy?” answer. Sure. Why not? It’s safe and polite and a perfectly acceptable answer. So that is all I have to say about that result.

And now I want to talk to the 12 percent of you who said, “Yes, and she let me!”

Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.

Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.

First of all, kudos to you ballsy guys out there. As a chick with big boobs, people ask me all the time if they are real and then, if they can cop a feel. I never get offended. I don’t always say yes, either. But I understand the lure of big boobs and the curiosity that they create to the average person. Most of the time, I think people ask to cop a feel just to see if they are real or what tits that big feel like. I am guilty of it, too. In fact, you can see in one of my videos with Renee Ross, whose breasts are WAY BIGGER than mine, that I ask if I can grab them. How could I not? They are fucking huge and glorious!  (And she let me, too. THANK YOU, RENEE!)

I think that when you have big hooters, you kind of expect the, “Can I touch them?” moment. And like I said, I don’t always say yes, but on some occasions, I allow it. I mean, I am not talking about erotic nipple-rubbing and grabbing. I am talking about a simple cup and lift. That’s all it takes to put a smile on some lady or man’s face and I don’t think it’s dirty or raunchy. (And yes, I said lady’s face. You would be surprised how many women ask to feel me up. In fact, I am going to say that more often than not, it’s women, not men, who want to get their hands on my hoots.) But it takes a certain finesse to get me to say yes. First of all, you can’t be a drunk, sloppy mess when you ask. I am not your drunken blow-up doll fantasy. Second of all, you can’t just come up and ask that. You should build into that kind of thing with some conversation and get-to-know-you chatting. And lastly, don’t ask with your hands up and in cupping-position already. That’s presumptuous and rude. But hey, that’s just me. A lot of women I know with big boobs will offer a cup and lift to someone first, without being asked. “Do you want to touch them?” or, “Would you like to see them?” are questions that I have heard from a busty beauty or two in my lifetime.

What I want to know is, if you are one of these 12 percent of readers who answered, “Yes, and she let me!” what is your technique for getting the grope? How do you go about it? I would like to hear your stories. And I think that it is necessary that the 75 percent of our blog readers who answered, “Of course not! Do you think I’m crazy?” get as many pointers as possible. lol

Chime in, chest-grabbers! I want to hear your tit tales!

xoxo,

Maria

“Excuse me, ma’am, but can I feel your tits?

October 19, 2009 by Dave
"You want to feel my tits? For free?"

"You want to feel my tits? For free?"

This week’s poll asks if you’ve ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know and asked her if you could feel her tits. I don’t care if you were drunk or completely lucid when you popped the question, I just want to know. By the way, hookers and strippers don’t count!

Last week’s poll asked for your feelings about photos and videos of busty, pregnant women. The most popular answer at 45% was “I don’t like them,” but 32% of respondents said they loved them and 18% said they liked them, which means those in favor of seeing busty, pregnant women outnumbered those not in favor by 50% to 45%. Only 5% said, “I don’t care as long as I knocked her up.”

Now for some notes from the weekend.

1. The “Best of the Decade” contest had its first tie on Saturday. Sarah Mercury and Brandy Dean finished with an identical number of votes. Brandy ended up at No. 77 because our computer is programmed to eliminate the model who reaches the losing vote total first. But Sarah lasted only one more day and ended up at No. 76. Congratulations to both ladies. Brandy is one of the horniest on-camera fuckers I’ve ever seen (she loves black cock). As I’ve mentioned, Sarah was a huge favorite among V-Men during the early years of this decade. Whenever we put her on the cover, issues of V-Mag flew off the racks.

2. Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, has been displaying her very nice, naked rack on the TV show Californication. According to news reports, Susan Sarandon (who’s very nicely racked herself and looked highly jackable in The Rocky Horror Picture Show) had no problems with her 24-year-old daughter getting naked. It’s good to know that nice tits and exhibitionism run in the family.

3. Finally, the Orange County Register reports, “Denise Richards has downsized her breasts. So has Victoria Beckham, along with Tara Reid, Sharon Osbourne, and Tamra Barney of Real Housewives of Orange County…Enough stars have reduced their chest size recently that celebrity watchers have declared it a trend, even though other stars from Heidi Montag to Pamela Anderson have chosen to expand their breasts.” Must’ve been a slow news day. Please, I’m searching, show me the 100% straight man who likes small tits more than big tits and the woman with A-cups or B-cups who doesn’t want C-cups or D-cups. Now that would be a story.

Have a good week.–Dave

Poll says one thing, “Best of the Decade” says another.

October 13, 2009 by Dave

Last week we asked you to tell us what type of busty model is your favorite. Astonishingly,mega-boobed came in first at 27%, followed by plumper at 22%; young, slim and natural at 22%; over 30 and natural at 17%; over 30 and augmented at 7%; and young, slim and augmented at 5%. Why do I say it’s so astonishing that mega-boobed came in first? Because many of the first 19 models eliminated in the “Best of the Decade” contest at SCORELAND are, indeed, mega-boobed! What the hell is going on here?

Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) watches as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.

Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) patiently waits as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.

This week’s poll asks, “How do you feel about pregnant photo sets?” Love them? Like them? Hate them? Don’t care as long as the girl has big tits? Let us know.

But let’s go back to the “Best of the Decade” contest for a second. Now, we’re all adults here, so let’s be open about what’s going on: So far, every single one of the 19 models who have been eliminated has been either 1.) Enhanced or 2.) Black. I could comment further on this, but I’m not going to because I’ll just get emotional. I will say this: My No. 1. of the decade is black, so you know where I stand on the issue.

By the way, congratulations to Cassitty for coming in at No. 82, a very fair and impressive ranking that places her in the top 10% of all newcomers this decade. When it comes to sucking cock, though, Cassitty is in the top 1%.

This week’s poll: Tits, ass or face?

September 29, 2009 by Dave
Tits, ass or face? With Karina Hart, you don't have to choose. But in this week's poll, you do.

Tits, ass or face? With Karina Hart, you don't have to choose. But in this week's poll, you do.

This week’s poll asks you to tell us what’s most important to you: a girl’s tits, her ass or her face. I would’ve included legs and pussy, too, but we didn’t have room for hundreds of combinations. And, yeah, we know, you want it all. But what if you had to choose?

Last week’s poll asked, “What size should the guy’s cock be in a XXX scene?” Twenty-one percent said he should have a super-sized cock; 18% said he should have a big cock; 9% said he should have an average cock. And the majority, 51%, said, “Why the hell would I care about a guy’s cock?” Okay, I’ll tell you why: the stretch effect. A girl’s pussy looks hot when it’s stretched around a big cock. And when a girl is doing her best to jam a lot of cock into her mouth, that’s hot, too. I guarantee that if every porn stud had a five-inch cock, you guys wouldn’t be happy about it. Why do you think guys like John Holmes, Ron Jeremy and Diesel became famous? Because of their personalities? No! And tell me the name of the famous little-dicked porn star. Can’t do it, can you? Case closed.

One-day poll: Which Taylor Stevens do you prefer?

September 21, 2009 by Dave
Taylor Stevens today

Taylor Stevens today

Taylor Stevens in 2005

Taylor Stevens in 2005

Taylor Stevens returns to SCORELAND today on Day 3 of “Boob Quest,” looking a lot different from how we saw her the last time she appeared in 2005. Already, her return has generated some controversy, so we’re gonna have a one day poll: Which Taylor do you like better, Taylor circa 2005 (left) or Taylor as she looks now (right)? Answer in the poll section to the right. Comment below.

Taylor has dropped a lot of weight over the past four years, and her new look is definitely very SCORE Girl. Her old look, of course, was very XL Girl or V-Girl. The new Taylor has brand-new photos and an interview today on SCORELAND.

Last week’s poll asked, “In a big-tit hardcore video, where should the guy cum?” Not surprisingly, the winner was “on her tits” with 49%. The surprise was that “in her mouth” came in second at 17%. “On her face” was third at 16%, followed by “in her pussy” at 14% and “on her ass” at 4%. I thought “in her pussy”–the ol’ cream pie–would come in second. So that shows what I know.

Results of the Taylor poll tomorrow.

This week’s poll: Cum again?

September 14, 2009 by Dave
Brandy Talore gets what she wants: cum on her tits and her face!

Brandy Talore gets what she wants: cum on her tits and her face!

This week’s poll asks where you want the cum shot to land when you’re watching a hardcore big-tit video. On her tits? On her face? On her ass? In her mouth? In her pussy? So many choices. And, hey, some of those stunt cocks have really bad aim and the cum lands in the girl’s hair (I like that, they usually don’t) or in her eyes (the girls hate that; they say it stings).

This reminds me of something Brandy Talore (who’s had more than her share of cum on her tits) said to Christy Marks: “I’m over having guys cum on my boobs. I mean, I like it, but all guys want to do is cum on my boobs. I understand that, but please, someone give me a facial!” Hey, Brandy, no problem! I’m whipping up a batch right now!

Last week, we asked if you enjoy eating pussy, and I was shocked by the results. A whopping 75% said yes, while only 12% do it out of obligation and 8% don’t like it at all. So, apparently, there aren’t too many dissatisfied women out there (assuming you guys are eating pussy right). I thought only about a third of you would say you like eating pussy and that the majority of you did it out of obligation, so there you go. I should have a little more faith in mankind. And then there was the other 5% that said, “I prefer sucking cock.” I’m guessing that Renee, Samantha, Veronica and Sienna chimed in on the poll!