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When buying the magazine is half the fun…

October 20, 2013 by Dave

For me, this is the ultimate thrill: buying a big-tit mag from a big-titted babe like Harmony Bliss.

R.N. from New Jersey writes, “You made an excellent editorial decision when you made Canadian debutante Bella French your cover girl for the Holiday 2013 SCORE. When I was in the magazine store to buy my copy, three things happened.

“First, when I saw Bella’s cover photo through the plastic wrap, I sprouted an instantaneous and very obvious erection.

“Second, while I was standing around waiting for my hard-on to go down before approaching the female cashier, I saw two other men come in, see the cover photo and buy the magazine without even bothering to check out your competition.

“And third, when I finally went to pay for the magazine, the cashier admitted she had seen my problem and said, ‘Don’t worry, sir. She had the same effect on my boyfriend, and I got the benefit of it.’”

The Holiday ’13 issue that got everyone's attention. You can get a copy, print or digital, at eBoobStore.com.

That reminded me of when I was in my magazine-buying days. There was a magazine kiosk in the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa Park, New York, and I used to love buying men’s magazines there (this was before the days of SCORE and Voluptuous) because a little old lady was behind the counter, and I knew she was probably taking my money and thinking, “What a pervert.” For some reason, I liked that.

I also liked when the girl behind the counter was pretty and/or busty. There was a magazine store in Margate, Florida, where the owner was super-stacked and dressed to show off her tits. I’d buy SCORE and V-mag there, and I know she was probably thinking, “You like my big tits, don’t you?” Yeah, I did.

What I’m saying is that for me, buying the mag was part of the experience.

The Internet is here and, for most of us, those days are gone. And I love the convenience of the Web. But part of me misses that secret thrill.

Announcing the finalists for 2013 V-mag Plumper of the Year

September 29, 2013 by Dave

Renee Ross

Arianna Sinn

Yes, it’s only late September, but in the publishing world, 2013 is just about over. The Holiday 2013 issue of Voluptuous isn’t officially scheduled to go on-sale until October 15, but judging by the emails I’ve been receiving, the issue is already in a lot of peoples’ hands. How does this happen? Lots of ways. Too many to explain.

And today, I received this email from M.W. Subject line: “My 2013 Awards Votes.”

That’s right. This year, we’re announcing the finalists for the 2013 V-mag awards in the Holiday 2013 issue, and rather than spill all of the beans at once, I’m going to announce the finalists one category at a time, little by little, blog by blog.

Let’s start with Plumper of the Year. The 10 finalists are Kendra Lee Ryan, Janne Hollan, Nikki Smith, Arianna Sinn, Micky Bells, Kristina Milan, Scarlet LaVey, Rene Love, Roxanne Miller and Renee Ross.

Kristina Milan

Micky Bells

There are four standout superstars in this category–Renee, Kristina, Micky and Arianna–to go along with four 2013 newcomers (Kendra Lee, Scarlet, Nikki and Rene Love). I would be a little shocked if one of the superstars didn’t win, although Nikki has done so much XXX this year that she might pull an upset, as might Scarlet. Kristina won two years ago and is a perennial favorite among V-men. But has the time come for Queen of Cleavage Micky Bells to become Queen of the Plumpers?

Who will get your vote?

Next week: the finalists for Ass of the Year.

 

Chest in time for Oktoberbreast: December ’13 Voluptuous magazine

September 28, 2013 by Elliot James

Bottoms up!

Raise your steins and knocker back a few suds with December ’13 covergirl Renee Ross and her bosomy V-mates.

Oktoberfest has kicked off not just in Germany but around the world. (It ends October 6.)

Renee is wearing a dirndl, the traditional German/Bavarian/Austrian dress that the beer ladies wear for this event.

This cover shot reminds me of another hot jug slinger, Gya Roberts. Here’s tit in your eye!

Who else would make a great jug passer in this costume? I can think of a few!

Get yours at your favorite store or direct from the eBoobStore.com.

Those look heavy.

Welcome to Cleavage City

September 24, 2013 by Dave

I don't know how Sheridan sees her book over all that boobage.

Today, I was going to show you this photo of Sheridan Love and leave it at that. Because, really, what more do you need? Sheridan returned to the SCORELAND studio earlier this month, looking more beautiful than ever, and bustier, too. Turns out Sheridan gained some weight, and it all went to her tits and her ass. Very little of it–none of it, as far as I can tell–went to her waist, and she now has a classic hourglass figure. Very impressive.

I asked Sheridan about how she likes to dress, and she said, “t’s really hard to find outfits that can fit my boobs, waist and ass. But I’m so proud of the way I look that I don’t mind going out and flaunting it. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”

I agree 100%. Covering up a great pair should be a criminal offense, one Sheridan is not guilty of. She’s going to flaunt it again next week on October 1 at SCORELAND.

Just check out the sweater Sheridan is wearing. Look at the strain her giant G-cups are putting on those buttons. They might have popped open on their own, but Sheridan was nice enough to take off the sweater just minutes later.

Speaking of tight tops and cleavage, Micky Bells returns to XLGirls.com on Thursday. Roxi Red comes back to SCORELAND on Sunday.

Micky doesn't have to get her tits out. They're always out.

I'm seeing Red, but I'm not angry.

And now for an announcement of great importance: In 2014, we will celebrate the 20th anniversary of Voluptuous. The actual first issue was cover-dated Spring 1994, and we’ll probably celebrate the anniversary in the May, June or July issue.

But how?

I have some ideas up my sleeve (we celebrated SCORE‘s 20th with a greatest photos ever issue, and it was a huge seller), but I’m wondering how you’d like to see us celebrate V-mag’s 20th.

Real ideas, please. No, we can’t invite all of you to a gang bang with Lorna, Kerry, Linsey, Micky, Nicole, etc. I’d like to, but I can’t.

 

 

Out of the “Scorecard” mailbag

September 21, 2013 by Elliot James

Letters. We get letters. SCORE and Voluptuous magazines get every type of letter you can imagine. They come in from long-time contributors and one-shot writers. I used to wonder if a digest-sized magazine collection of reader letters–illustrated with hot photos, of course–would sell. Not letters that go into detail about a pictorial or a specific photo but more generalized and sometimes controversial topics. Here’s a sampling of the mail that’s flown over the transom at SCORE the past few months. Got a letter for “Scorecard”? Write SCORE Magazine, 1629 NW 84 Ave., Miami, FL 33126 or email SCORE@SCOREGroup.com.

Dear SCORE

I’m a huge Minka fan, so it’s always great to see her in SCORE, but you cannot be serious with the stud who’s handling her in the November ’13 issue. Ivan looks like he should still be in school studying, not fooling around with some of the most amazing tits on the planet. Sorry, but the shot where he’s reaching around and groping her titties is just ridiculous. He looks clearly out of his depth (not to mention four inches shorter than her), and it shouldn’t be happening. Please, if you’re going to get someone to handle a goddess like Minka, get someone with some serious experience.-C.A., (To Be Published in February ’14 SCORE)

From "How Minka Rewards Loyalty."

Dear SCORE,

Wow! I never thought SCORE and its readers were so highbrow. Two references to Webster’s dictionary in “Scorecard” in six years. And both referencing the same thing: wool sweaters. In the June 2013 issue, D.G. of Liverpool, England complained about the sweaters you are posing your models in not being real sweaters because the sweaters are not made of wool. I lodged the same complaint in the July 2007 issue with my letter (“Models Who Wear Tight Shirts That We Call Sweaters”). As far as I’m concerned, D.G. is right.

Listen, nobody appreciates your sweater pictorials more than me, but let’s pose some of your buxom beauties in real wool sweaters. Hey, I know you shoot most of your pictorials in Miami where it never gets cold, but if you’re having trouble finding wool sweaters, I’ve got a whole closet full of them. If you’d like me you to bring a bunch on my next trip to Miami, I certainly will. Trust me, your big-titted babes will explode even a men’s sweater. And always remember this: A truly busty girl’s tits looks almost comical ripping apart a wool sweater. The only thing is, the effect it will have on your cock is anything but funny. Trust me, try the wool sweater thing if you have a zaftig girlfriend. After seeing how she looks in the sweater, you will be so turned on, she’ll thank you later after the third or fourth time you pound her. Just be careful to take her sweater off if you bang her tits. Although I never do. I just make a mess and buy her more wool sweaters.–T.N. (Published in September ’13 SCORE)

Melissa Manning: Sweater Stretcher.

 

Dear SCORE

Over the years, The SCORE Group has provided many super-beautiful and super-hot and busty ladies, but in my opinion, Sensual Jane is the hottest and most beautiful babe of all time. Her recent clip (“Mad Sex Skills” with Neeo) was simply off the charts!

I have seen Sensual Jane in other clips from other venues wearing a Star of David necklace, so the fact that she is a beautiful and sexy Jewish babe simply adds to her exotic allure. Over the years, The SCORE Group has offered its readers and website subscribers a bevy of hot busty and beautiful Jewish babes and Sensual Jane is the icing on that cake. Why doesn’t The SCORE Group offer a special on their hot busty Jewish babes from over the years? When I was in college (the University of Wisconsin in Madison in the early ’70s), 25% of their student body was from the East Coast, and many of these coeds were hot. busty Jewish babes. I was able to date several of these hot ladies and some things I learned from them is that many Jewish girls are from homes where the girls are raised to be comfortable with their own bodies and with their own sexual identities, plus these girls tend to have close relationships with their fathers. These Jewish girls grew up liking men since they were close to their fathers. The net result of these facts tended to be girls who loved sex and loved to fuck. I realize that these statements are generalities, but these statements proved to be true in my case.

In his biography of Barbra Streisand, Barbra: The Way She Is, by Christopher Andersen, the author describes Barbra Streisand as a super-hot sexual animal who bedded-down the following men: Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings. Anderson also alleges Streisand, 63, was banned from the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency by his wife, Hillary, after the former First Lady discovered the actress had stayed overnight while she was away, the New York Post reports. According to the author, Streisand would invite these men to her home for the weekend where she would drain their balls of semen. She knew every trick to push their hot buttons, including incredible dirty talk, to get them hard and get them to keep fucking her over and over again. I guess Barbra Streisand was one of the hottest Jewish sexual  ladies of all time.

Obviously, Sensual Jane is a far more beautiful and desirable Jewish babe than a flat-chested Barbra Streisand, but she seems to have many of the same qualities for being able to drain a man’s balls. One thing I’ve noticed and read over the years about women with hard bodies and a strong sex drive is that women with a high testosterone level tend to have a hard body and a powerful sexual appetite. Sensual Jane seems to fall into this category of women, including porn stars like Devon Lee and Kendra Lust. These women tend to have well-developed gluteus maximus muscles (a well-developed booty) and well-developed thighs and calves. Sensual Jane has these qualities in spades. From your description of her sexual appetite, Sensual Jane has a strong need to suck and fuck daily as well. This lady obviously has a high testosterone level as well (women’s ovaries also produce testosterone).
The SCORE Group has produced the hottest Sensual Jane scene (Mad Sex Skills) of all of the scenes I’ve seen of Sensual Jane. I urge you to pursue this lady and to produce even more of her scenes. This busty lady is simply off the charts and nobody has captured her better than The SCORE Group.–Jack from Chicago (Published in December ’13 SCORE)

Sensual Jane: Mad Sex Skills.

 

Dear SCORE,

I used to think I was foolish or totally insane to encourage my wife to pursue her oral pleasures with her male friends. But then I read about Kelly Christiansen’s husband encouraging Kelly to fuck for your cameras. Somehow, I didn’t feel so foolish anymore. It seems like Kelly’s husband gets excited seeing Kelly’s photos and videos just as much as I enjoy hearing my wife’s descriptions of her encounters. She gives me all the details, including how big the guy’s cock was and how his cum tasted. And she enjoys the erections I get from listening to her stories. We met in college, where she was very popular in our dorm because of her oral skills. She chose to marry me rather than any of the other male students because I am not the jealous type. She enjoys giving BJs and loves the taste of cum, just as I am sure Kelly C. enjoys her sessions with your studs. Kelly’s husband seems to share my opinion that we should encourage our wives to enjoy themselves, and we should be happy for our wives.–Name and address withheld (Published in October ’13 SCORE)

Kelly shares the bounteous blessings of her bodacious boobs.

Beti Phellasio in September ’13 XLGirls. Grab it!

July 29, 2013 by Elliot James

Now on sale: September '13 XL Girls magazine.

Mag readers are getting their first look at Beti Phellasio, a new British babe who comes prepared to blow you away with her girl-next-door face and 38G hooters in the September ’13 XL Girls (SP253), now on sale at your favorite rack or directly through the SCORE Store.

Beti lists deep-throating as one of her talents.  “I’m an exhibitionist,” she said. “I eat up attention. I love attention. I dress to show off my body.” I’m telling you, Beti has big things ahead of her.

Also starring in this issue packed with superstars and popular names:

Angel DeLuca in XXX hardcore.

Anorei Collins in XXX hardcore.

Charlotte from Germany.

Krissy Dawson from the Czech Republic.

Marilyn Mayson pictorial and interview.

Marilyn White.

Molly Howard.

Sofia Rose.

XL Legends: a special about the stars of our earliest editions.

Get your copy today.

The flip side.

 

 

Goldie Ray pops your cork

July 18, 2013 by Elliot James

Goldie and her geyser magic.

Speaking of cork poppers, Goldie Ray’s the kind of girl who inspires huge eruptions at SCORELAND.

If you haven’t seen Goldie’s XXX scenes, you’ve missed out big time on enjoying this screamer.

Goldie’s sexy, traffic-stopping legs did not go unappreciated, and that’s why she’s the covergirl of the Fall ’13 Leg Sex magazine, now gamming up the men’s rack at stores everywhere.

I’m a fan of Goldie’s, and she’s a great choice for this issue and cover because she has this blonde bombshell movie actress vibe about her, like Marilyn Monroe, Mamie Van Doren, Jayne Mansfield and Diana Dors.

This edition also features Vanessa, the girl who raised a ruckus by growing out a big bush.

It was Goldie’s dream to pose for magazines. Now she’s accomplished her mission and inspired emissions.

The previous issue of Leg Sex (Spring ’13) featured SCORE babes Siri, Bella Blaze, Amber Bach and Rachel Love, proving that many SCORE Girls have super-shapely legs, too.

It’s a bikini world in the October ’13 SCORE

July 11, 2013 by Elliot James

There's more cloth in a handkerchief than on their bodies.

It’s all swimsuit sensations, bikini blasts and monokini mania in SCORE‘s annual swimsuit edition.

The October ’13 issue is the hottest swimsuit magazine on the newsstands.

We usually publish the swimsuit special in the August edition but we moved it forward this year to rush Sha Rizel’s debut, and September is our all-naturals issue.

With Hitomi, Venera, Leanne Crow, Karla James, Maggie Green, Maserati, Charley Green, Angela White, Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Christy Marks, Rockell, Natalie Fiore, Melissa Manning, Lillian Faye and Marilyn Sakova in swimsuits, you know that summer has arrived in full force.

Plus, check out submerged babes in underwater photos from the DVD Big Tit Skinny Dip. Plus Shione Cooper and Jasmine Black in outdoor hardcore action. Plus, inside “Boob Beat,” take a chance to win Minka’s autographed 44KK bra and a rare copy of the November ’07 SCORE, autographed by Christy Marks!

Get your copy today. Click here!

And the flip side of the cover.

The most-exclusive club ever for big-boobed girls

June 26, 2013 by Dave

Roxi Red shows off her 20 Club credentials today at SCORELAND.

We call it The 20 Club, and it’s a very amazing place. Very exclusive, too. It’s for girls whose chest measurement is at least 20 inches larger than their waist. They’re the ultimate in slim ‘n’ stacked.

Linsey joined the club in late 1999.

The 20 Club was introduced in the November ’99 issue of SCORE, and it had 20 members. Member 21 would come along a few issues later, when Linsey Dawn McKenzie revealed her boob growth spurt that put her at 46-26-36, right at the qualifying mark. She was the first natural in The Club. Since then, there have been two more.

Miosotis (50-28-36) is one.

Roxi Red, who returns to SCORELAND today, is the newest at 50-30-36.

It boggles the mind to think that slim ‘n’ stacked girls like Venera, Morgan Leigh and Merilyn Sakova, girls who are really slim and have really big tits, are not in The Club. Morgan misses by only an inch. That’s how exclusive The Club is.

Baseball has its Hall of Fame. Over 3,000 people have successfully summited Mount Everest. A total of 530 people have flown into outer space. Three hundred-ninety-nine people have won soccer’s World Cup. Only 31 girls are members of “The 20 Club.”

The November '99 SCORE cover.

Miosotis was the first natural to join The 20 Club in over 10 years.

SCORE at your favorite store

June 18, 2013 by Elliot James

The September ’13 SCORE is now at your favorite newsstand and mag shop. This is the annual All-Naturals edition.

Or get it direct from the source to your door by clicking here.

There’s also a digital version with five embedded videos.

It’s the 20 Greatest Naturals vs. the New Naturals.

It’s a Who’s Who of bra-smashers in this issue including:

Arianna Sinn
Christy Marks
Diane Poppos
Hitomi
Karla James
Leanne Crow
Lorna Morgan
Maserati
Melissa Manning
Natalie Fiore
Rockell
Roxi Red
Sha Rizel
Siri
Terry Nova
Valory Irene
Venera

And that’s only a partial listing.

If your neighborhood store doesn’t carry SCORE, email their name and address to SCORE@ScoreGroup.com and we’ll show them what they’re missing.

Fresh off the press!