Categories for Magazines
January 20, 2022 by Elliot James
Lola relaxes with her favorite magazine.
Lola Paradise has a copy of her favorite magazine, Voluptuous, on her bed. This edition is Volume 27 No. 3, and Lola’s pictorial is on page 65. After changing into lingerie, Lola is eager to rub her ginormous tits and vibe her pussy while she looks at her photos.
XLGirls: Lola, has becoming a model changed how you dress?
Lola Paradise: Not very much. I always wear sexy and slutty clothes. Most of the clothes I wear in the videos are mine.
XLGirls: That’s great. Do you sometimes masturbate while looking at your videos and photos?
Lola Paradise: Yes, of course!
XLGirls: What is your favorite way, fingers or toys?
Lola Paradise: You know that my answer will be cock! But if I don’t have any cock, I will choose toys!
XLGirls: Have you ever caught a guy masturbating?
Lola Paradise: Yes, of course. I’ve caught my husband like this.
XLGirls: What was your reaction?
Lola Paradise: I helped him. That was a good fucking!
XLGirls: Lucky man. Do your fans ever write you describing their masturbating to your videos or pictures?
Lola Paradise: Yes, they write to me on my Twitter account. One of my fans even sent me a video of him cumming on my picture!
January 8, 2022 by Dave
Holly and her hangers.
Holly Garner returns to SCORELAND today, and that’s always reason to be happy (the first editor of SCORE would have urged you to pull up your happy seat and break out the Bounty, although I can’t imagine anyone using paper towels when they jack; a little rough, don’t you think?). I have a few things to say about Holly.
1. She is about to join select company: girls who have been the covergirl of both SCORE and Voluptuous magazines. She’s the covergirl of the issue of SCORE we’re working on now.
2. Whenever I look at Holly, I think she’s a lot younger than she is. I’ve been working on a teen tit dream special for one of our anniversary editions of SCORE and kept thinking I forgot about Holly and kept having to remember she’s in her 20s. But there’s a youth and innocence about her that says, “Teen tit dream,” don’t you think?
3. The photo I’ve chosen for this blog shows Ms. Garner in one of my favorite positions. I really can’t explain it, but this is a great position for busty naturals. It’s kind of a hanger shot but not really a hanger shot. Such a shot always shows off the fullness of a busty babe’s tits. However–and now I’m about to get into some shop talk–it’s not a great photo for magazines because of that big block of empty space in the northeast portion. One way around that is to put some copy there (or another small photo). Cropping the photo at her thighs and turning it into a vertical, in my opinion, changes the whole nature of the photo (but at the same time allows us to use it as a full-pager; as a horizontal, it’s going to be a half-pager).
Okay, enough shop talk. Enjoy Holly.
November 6, 2021 by Dave
If Victoria Vale wants to show me her tits, I’m very happy to look at her tits.
Victoria Vale unleashes her bombs again today at SCORELAND (did she say they’re four cup-sizes bigger than they were three years ago?). Victoria is always a welcome sight. We have her to ourselves today, which is fine by me. And if she were fucking, I’d have said that was fine by me, too.
Anyway, what I’m about to say has nothing to do with Victoria. You might recall that back in May, I wrote about the original SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals in 2001 and the updated list in 2011 and asked you to offer your input on a new Top 20.
Well, working in advance of what will be our first of many 30th anniversary specials in the magazine (and at SCORELAND), Elliot, the crew and I have been busy working on that new Top 20. And let me tell you something: It ain’t easy.
Coming up with the original Top 20 was easy. I mean, it wasn’t as easy as sitting around in 1900 and coming up with a list of the Top 20 U.S. Presidents (there had only been 24) or getting together with your buds at a sports bar in 1930 and discussing baseball’s greatest home run hitters ever, but let’s face it: From 1992 to 2001, SCORE was pretty much dominated by the super-stacked feature dancers. Great naturals were relatively few and far between. A top 20? A snap.
Of course, it got a lot tougher in 2011, after so many great British and Eastern European naturals had made their presence very welcome.
But now? Fuhgettaboutit. I’m here to tell you that taking the hundreds of really fine naturals who have debuted over the first 30 years of SCORE and getting the list down to a Top 20 is impossible. I tried. Elliot tried. We all tried.
Typical conversation:
Me or Elliot: “She has to be on the list.”
Elliot or me: “Okay, then who do you want to take off the list?”
Me or Elliot: [Silence]
So, I hereby declare that SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals is now SCORE’s 30 Greatest Naturals, and that isn’t easy, either.
One more thing: new photos and videos of Cheryl Blossom (who’s a V-Girl, not a SCORE Girl) just came in. I swear her tits got bigger again. I don’t know if Cheryl and Demmy Blaze are having a boob-growing contest, but it sure seems that way. Somehow, some way, we have to get these two girls together. Elliot?
October 23, 2021 by Elliot James
Cheryl Blossom‘s place is one big bounce house. Who needs a mini-trampoline when there’s a big couch to wildly bounce on?
August 26, 2021 by Elliot James
For the man who thinks big.
What do Bella Apont, Blake Blakely, Brooklyn Springvalley, Dominno, Emily Bright (XXX), Holly Wood (XXX), Korina Kova, Selena Adams, Lana Blanc and Merilyn Sakova (in a 7-page flashback) have in common? Besides being busty and sexy.
They’re all in the just released SCORE magazine Volume 30 Number 2. Download the digital version now or wait for the printed magazine, shipping in two weeks…if you can.
July 29, 2021 by Elliot James
Voluptuous magazine Volume 28 Number 1 announces the results of the 2020 Model and Newcomer of the Year contests. Congrats to the two winners. Well-deserved.
What’s under the hood of this special edition?
Incredible girls who have twin turbos and are proud of ’em.
For all of the details about this edition, visit our magazine rack.
I almost forgot to tell you that you get both the print and digital versions when you buy the print mag.
Wait! There’s more. You also get access to 12 free HD videos, a total of four hours of busty babes.
July 22, 2021 by Elliot James
Although it was hard to believe, and still is, Julia Miles was an 18-year-old German student (born August 11) when she flew to London for the start of her SCORE career. The strapping blonde was a total brickhouse.
Julia turned out to be one of the major SCORE discoveries of 2000. Her pictorials, videos and SCORE covers also generated excitement in her native Germany. At that time, we had a German edition called Hot SCORE. As a result, Julia began to hear from German magazines and television shows eager to interview this bra-demolishing Valkyrie.
“I only became known because of SCORE magazine and my videos,” Julia said in 2001. She won SCORE Model of the Year in 2004. While many of her schoolmates were unemployed or working in low-paying jobs, Julia made her living as a model. As I wrote this Blog, I wondered what Julia’s doing these days.
The videos at SCORECLASSICS.com are copied off the tapes and posted as is. They’re not edited, nor do they have any added music. Bloopers, mistakes, the voices of the directors as well as camera-captures a video editor would usually remove are kept intact.
June 27, 2021 by Dave
The new mag in town.
The other day, one of our circulation guys told me that our new magazine, Thick ‘n’ Curvy, is flying off the shelves at eBoobStore.com. It’s our best-selling mag. I was excited to hear that. Whenever you start a brand-new mag, you think it’s going to be popular, but you never know for sure until the sales numbers come in. Well, the sales numbers are coming in, and they’re beyond our most-optimistic expectations.
And then I realized, “Wait a second. If it’s doing good at eBoobStore, that has nothing to do with me.” Because although I’m the editor of the mag, I completely forgot to write about it right here. On the Blog. What the hell was I thinking? Obviously, I wasn’t.
Anyway, as I wrote on eBoobStore, “This mag is unlike any The SCORE Group has published in its near-30 years of existence. Some of these girls have been in SCORE and Vmag, and some of them, such as Brooklyn Springvalley, Stassi Rossi and Naty, have never been in any of our mags because there wasn’t one for them…until now.”
Like I said, I’m not at all surprised that the mag is doing well. After all, Stassi won SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year over Brooklyn and Diana Eisley, who is also in the issue. You guys have made it very clear that you love girls with big tits, bootylicious rears and curves that go on forever.
Also in the premiere issue: Kim Velez, Brittany Elizabeth, Milly Marks, Naty, Ivanna Lace, Alexsis Faye, Korina Kova and Daphne Rosen.
And now it’s looking like there’ll be a second issue, maybe even a third. That’s good to hear. Next time, I’ll make sure you hear about it.
May 22, 2021 by Dave
To me, this is the Valory photo that says it all.
This has been an interesting year for the awards voting. As you know, for the first time, we separated the 2020 SCORELAND awards from the SCORE and Voluptuous magazine awards. But there was one category in which SCORELAND members and SCORE readers were voting for the same thing: the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
Okay, I just buried the lede.
All the votes have finally been counted, and I am pleased to announce that the newest Hall of Famer is…Valory Irene. Congratulations, Valory! Well-deserved.
You might recall that Kerry Marie won the online vote by a very small margin over Valory and Kelly Christiansen. In the magazine voting, Casey James came roaring back to finish second overall, but Valory ended up getting the prize. I must say, this was a very talented class of nominees. I think Kelly, Casey and Kerry will all one day end up in the Hall.
Valory’s presence in the Hall, like Danni Ashe’s, proves size isn’t everything. Certainly, Valory has huge tits compared to the average girl, especially the average natural. But I think what sets her apart is the perfect ski-jump shape of her breasts. They really are extraordinary. Gravity has not taken its toll on her hooters. Of course, she also has big, beautiful areolae, a tiny waist, that ass and her girl-next-door looks. And she’s sweet and personable. The time she visited SCORE HQ in Miami in 2015, she charmed the pants off of everyone in the office, although if I remember correctly, most of us already had our pants half-off in anticipation of her arrival.
Valory’s tribute pictorial, featuring her greatest photos from throughout the years, is in Vol. 30 No. 1 of SCORE, which will be on-sale soon (I think the digital edition will go live next week or the week after). And of course, she’s always available for your viewing pleasure at SCORELAND and her website, which is part of BigBoobBundle.com.
May 9, 2021 by Dave
I have fond memories of the top-left issue. It’s the September 2001 edition of SCORE, and it was our first 20 Greatest Naturals issue. It was also the first issue I edited (with a lot of help–and I mean a lot–from SCORE Chief John Fox. Basically, he told me what to do and I did it.).
It has now been almost 20 years to the day since we worked on that issue in-house and 10 years since we worked on the issue top-right, the September 2011 edition, so I’m wondering how many of these girls have stood the test of time. How many of them can still be considered one of SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals? Granted, at this point, we could easily do 60 Greatest Naturals, maybe 100. But let’s keep it to 20. Who’s still on your list? Who isn’t? And who replaces them?
FYI, although I’m sure a lot of you know, the girls on the September 2001 cover are, in alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Annette Christiansen, Autumn-Jade, Carrie Lynn, Charlotte, Chloe Vevrier, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Nilli Willis, Rhonda Baxter, Sammie Black, Silvia Panda and Via Paxton.
The girls on the September 2011 cover are, in alphabetical order: Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Diane Poppos, Ines Cudna, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lorna Morgan, Merilyn Sakova, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sharday, Terry Nova; and Valory Irene.
Seven girls from 2001 were still on the list in 2011: Autumn, Chloe, Danni, Diane, Kerry, Linsey and Lorna. Are they still Top 20 in 2021?
