Categories for Swimsuits
July 29, 2012 by Dave
2012 Newcomer of the Year? Looks to me like we've got a winner. But am I the only one who's thinking that way?
I know it’s not even August, but the way the publishing calendar works, issues of monthly magazines are worked on months in advance of their actual on-sale date. So, we’re beginning to compile the list of finalists for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year (a SCORE year consists of the 13 issues from January to Holiday), and I was surprised by something Elliot James said to me the other day.
From where I’m sitting, I don’t see any way that Hitomi (who debuted in the January ’12 issue) doesn’t win Newcomer of the Year.
But wouldn’t you know it, Elliot completely disagrees with me. He thinks Siri is going to win Newcomer of the Year.
And Steve, the art director of SCORE, thinks it’s going to be very close between Hitomi and Siri (but Hitomi will probably win).
All of this surprises me not only because I thought Hitomi was a shoo-in (she was voted the 10th-greatest SCORE Girl of all-time in the recent “20 for 20” contest) but because I kind of thought Melissa Manning would run second in the voting.
Of course, for now, this is just a subject for lunchtime discussion. The first vote won’t be cast until next December. But am I missing something here? Is Hitomi a shoo-in for Newcomer of the Year? Or am I in for a big December surprise?
July 27, 2012 by Dave
Girls like Dolly Delight in bikinis like this are one-in-a-million.
I’m usually not one to give homework assignments (I hated homework when I was in school. All I wanted to do at night was watch hockey). But, today, I’m going to give you a homework assignment. Yeah, I know, it’s summer and school is out, but I think you’ll like it. Here it is:
1. Take a look at this photo of Dolly Delight in a bikini. It’s from her photo set that went up yesterday at SCORELAND. The video went live today.
2. Memorize it.
3. This weekend, go to the beach. Or to the pool. Or to the park. Or wherever bikini babes in your area congregate.
4. Take a look around. Take a lot of looks around. Hang out for a few hours. Enjoy yourself. Relax. It’s summer. You deserve it.
5. But while you’re there, remember this photo of Dolly Delight.
I’m going to guarantee that you’re not going to see a single girl with a body that even comes close to Dolly’s, and I’m going to bet that no girl will be wearing a bikini like the one Dolly is kinda wearing here.
But your homework assignment isn’t yet complete:
1. If you do see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly, see if you can find a way to get her over to BeASCOREModel.com. Try not to be too forward (meaning don’t get arrested and don’t get punched by her deadbeat boyfriend). We pay finders’ fees! And don’t forget to report back on the Blog.
2. If you don’t see a girl who’s even remotely built like Dolly (which you probably won’t), well, just remember: Girls like Dolly in (and out of) bikinis like this are what make SCORELAND special.
Have a great summer weekend. And good luck.
July 25, 2012 by Elliot James
100% organic with all natural ingredients.
The elusive Trinity Michaels gets the SCORELAND spotlight today. I call her elusive because she rarely models, and that’s a shame, in my opinion. I also think she’d be killer in a XXX scene because she sounds like a live wire when she talks about her sexual fantasies, like being in threesomes with another girl or getting boned by a girl wearing a strap-on.
Well, we’ll keep our expectations high for the future.
The beach police would toss a towel over Dolly's open bottoms the second they saw her.
With the summer Olympics kicking off Friday in London, SCORE has its own British candidate to offer. Her name is Dolly Delight and she has a slim, big-boobed body built for string bikinis. Well, she’s from Bristol, and that’s also a Brit slang word for big knockers. Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not.
Returning tomorrow and Friday, Dolly is right on time for those Olympic breastivities.
She gets my vote for the Big-Boob Olympics.
“I love to masturbate and be watched as well,” Dolly says. “When I’m doing videos, I really do cum in them as I’m being filmed playing with myself. That really gets me hot.”
I’ve listened to her dirty mouth several times while she’s rubbing one out. If phone sex and jack talk was an Olympic sport, Dolly and her torrid tonsils would claim the gold medal.
July 14, 2012 by Maria
Renee Ross's boobs are floatation devices.
Big, wet tits…
they just never get old.
Linsey is slippery and so, so stacked.
Who wouldn't want to hose Hitomi down?
I love when we do layouts in which the models are swimming and showering and there’s water cascading down their tits. It just makes me happy. It’s such good, clean fun.
Some of the greatest water shoots happen in pools. For me, there’s nothing like a giant set of tits bobbing and floating on the water. Like buoys of awesome. I also have a thing about tits in the outdoors, glistening in the sun. If I had my way, all beaches would be topless.
Some of my favorite big, wet tits?
Renee Ross’s pool set. Hitomi’s first V-mag set in the shower and Linsey showering outside.
I tell you, I’ve never wanted to be a rivulet of water so bad in my whole damn life.
What are some of your favorite big, wet tits photos?
Share them with me!
xoxox
Maria
July 5, 2012 by Dave
Lori Pleasure, dressed for dinner at one of L.A.'s best.
A lot of people comment on the SCORELAND Blog, but I’ve found that some of the most-interesting feedback we get is from the polls. So let’s check out what Blog readers have been saying.
A few months ago, we asked, “You’re going out to dinner with your wife or girlfriend. She’s wearing fuck-me pumps, a short skirt and a top that her tits are pouring out of. What do you do?”
A. Ask her to put on something less-revealing.
B. Enjoy dinner, the view and the jealous stares of other men.
C. Stay home, order in and fuck all night.
My faith in mankind was truly reinvigorated by the results of this poll. The winner: “Stay home, order in and fuck all night” at 58%, followed by “Enjoy dinner, the view and the jealous stares of other men.” Ask her to put on something less-revealing” received almost no support, and I have to wonder, you guys who voted for “A”…what exactly were you thinking?
Dors Feline proves that plumpers look sexy in monokinis.
Then we asked: “SCORE‘s annual swimsuit issue has arrived. What kind of bathing suit do you want to see your favorite busty babe wearing?”
And the winner: string bikini, followed by monokini, followed by regular bikini, followed by regular one-piece. In other words, extremely revealing, followed by very revealing, followed by revealing, followed by not-so-revealing. Again, my faith in mankind has been reinvigorated. I think if one of the choices had been “nothing,” it would have received a lot of votes, too.
And these days, we’re asking, What do you like most about women’s bodies after big boobs?
Are feet "other"? Can you guess whose feet these are?
This one is surprising me. Pretty face is winning, followed by great ass and voluptuous figure tied for second, then slim waist, nice pussy, great legs, nice hair and other.
Other? What else is there? I’m not even sure why we included that choice.
I was pretty sure that most of you would go for “great ass” since, as we’ve discussed, there’s a school of psychology that says that men see tits as an ass substitute. But pretty face? Impressive. Although I’m not so sure about that. Quickly…name your favorite SCORE Girl. Now, without looking at a photo, tell me what color eyes she has.
Total Votes: 586
June 16, 2012 by Dave
Eva Notty is the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl ever. Says who? Says you!
SCORELAND‘s “20 for 20” 20th anniversary celebration has reached the halfway point. Today, the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl of all -time (as voted by SCORELAND members) was announced, and her name is Eva Notty. So, to recap, the results so far:
No. 20: SaRenna Lee
No. 19: Venera
No. 18: Natalie Fiore
No. 17: Danni Ashe
No. 16: Sharday
No. 15: Terry Nova
No. 14: Lorna Morgan
No. 13 Angela White
No. 12: Valory Irene
No. 11 Eva Notty.
Who will be in the Top 10? Who will be No. 1? We’ll continue to reveal the results day by day, climaxing on June 29 with the name of the greatest SCORE Girl ever.
Surprises so far? Well, kind of, but not really. When reviewing the history of SCORE and the all-time popularity of models (meaning how popular they were during their prime), SaRenna Lee should be in the Top 5 and maybe in the Top 3. Few models have been so important to SCORE. But I’m not surprised she came in at No. 20 because members these days have clearly expressed their preference for naturals over the mega-busters of the 1990s. I am kinda surprised that Sharday was No. 16. I thought she’d be higher, but the thing is, she never appeared in any videos. If she had, she might have been Top 5.
I will tell you that I know the remaining results, and there are some surprises to come, especially at No. 7 and Nos. 2 and 3.
SaRenna Lee, one of the most-popular SCORE Girls ever (and one of the most important in the mag's history), finished No. 20 in the "20 for 20" voting.
What have we learned so far? Well, we already knew that the big-boob lovers of today prefer naturals. It would be easy to say that they have short memories, but when you examine the results, you’ll see that a lot of the girls in the first 10 (and many who are to come in the Top 10) debuted more than 10 years ago. So new vs. not-so-new has not been an issue.
Finally, so far, there has been wide disagreement between SCORELAND members and SCORE readers. Already, five girls not picked by mag readers have found their way into SCORELAND‘s Top 20: Natalie Fiore, Terry Nova, Angela White, Valory Irene and Eva Notty. I already knew that website members and mag readers were different, but I didn’t think they were this different.
One more thing we’ve learned: Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. “Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?” Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G. I think today’s questions are a bit easier (What is Christy Marks’ favorite restaurant?), but we’ll see about that.
Oh, well. We’ll try to be easier on you guys in 2022. Meanwhile, enjoy the rest of “20 for 20.”
March 19, 2012 by Elliot James
Add Venera's Busty Debut to your big boob library
A slim-and-stacked wonder
B.S. writes: “Thanks for the fast delivery of the DVD Venera’s Busty Debut. She is the wildest tit flopper I have ever seen. Those long, loose tits flapping and slapping at high speeds are a fantastic turn-on. I love the soundtrack with all the very loud tit slaps.
“Her high-energy style has those hangers going everywhere. Her bending-over tit-swinging and standing lifts and drops are awesome. Great camera work on the tit closeups and angles showing every detail. Nice blue-vein views. Venera is an overall beauty. I love her cute face and tiny ass with a full-sized pussy under it. Her ass and pussy cracks are about the same size. Please let us know what is next on Venera’s DVD schedule.”
Filmed in Jamaica, Venera’s Busty Debut was one of the DVDs Melissa Manning pulled out of a Xmas stocking on the latest episode of SCOREtv. Watch the trailer in the eBoobStore and you’ll see why B.S. is a satisfied tit-loving guy, ’cause seeing is believing. Venera is one of the world’s most naturally slim-n-stacked girls, a true wonder.
March 8, 2012 by Maria
This is what we imagine winter looks like in the North Country.
This is how we imagine chicks look when it gets warm in the North Country.
Dave and I had a conversation about the weather yesterday that sparked today’s Blog topic.
I know, I know…you are shocked that Dave and I talk about the weather when there are so many tits to converse about. But sometimes we are boring.
That was a lie.
Dave is boring, but I like him anyway. 🙂 (I’m hardly boring, ever.)
Our convo about the weather led to a discussion about what I like to refer to as the “Half-Naked Phenomenon,” which is what happens when the weather goes from very cold to hot all of a sudden, awakening women’s inner slut and inspiring them to cavort around in the sunshine in tiny outfits.
Not that we are complaining about that at all. Oh, no.
But I want to point out that it happens, and it happens A LOT.
This is how girls dress in Miami all the time. Sorry, we WIN.
This week, our friends to the north are experiencing a heat wave. I know this not because I watch the Weather Channel but because all over Twitter, people were tweeting about 90-degree weather in Brooklyn. (I am formerly from New York and I follow a lot of New Yorkers, what can I say?) But more than, “Oh, fuck it’s hot!” and, “It’s boiling in here!” tweets, what I saw were tons of tweets about summer dresses, of all things.
Men were tweeting about the return of the tiny summer dress after months of boots and sweaters and coats and scarves. It seems that the minute the hot weather arrives, people in the North get an influx of a lot of skin, and it, apparently, makes them bat-shit crazy and launches boners all over the place. It’s as if their dicks were hibernating for the winter and all of a sudden their libido comes out of its cave in search of food. (I just made my first official hibernation reference on this blog. lol)
And I get it. I really get it. I would imagine that the return of skin-baring and partial nudity would get me excited if I was subjected to snow and all the bundling up that entails.
But here is the thing…
We live in Miami, and we have no clue what the fuck that whole situation is like.
Here in Miami, it hardly ever gets cold. Sometimes it goes down to 35 degrees and we freak out, but that’s about it. Our winter weather consists of about a week when chicks wear boots and one, light, tight sweater. That’s it. We do not suffer the pains of snow. We do not suffer the droves of women dressed in layers of goose down that make them look like misshapen, burly men.
We don’t.
You see, when our week of winter is over, our women go back to wearing what they normally wear…close to nothing at all.
🙂 Not that I am rubbing it in or anything. I am just pointing out that living here beats living there and that if you like skin and nudity, you should probably move to Miami.
Plus, that’s where SCORELAND HQ is located, and that makes Miami even better.
Tits and sunshine…it’s what we do!
xoxo,
Maria
February 28, 2012 by Elliot James
Angela's delighful tush doesn't get enough praise.
In November of 2010, Angela was running for political office. Man, how time flies.
“I am now officially an Australian politician,” Angela SAID that month. “In the upcoming state elections in Victoria, I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!”
As valiantly as she campaigned, Angela wasn’t elected. Visionaries are often not given their due soon enough.
Tomorrow @ SCORELAND
But she’s young. She’s a spunky girl. She’s got legs. And tush. And boobs. And a lovely face.
And she’s in May ’12 SCORE magazine.
So I urge Angela to run again. She needs to fill that position and make all of Australia a freer country.
I support whatever positions she puts herself in.
I demand that the voters warm up that seat in Parliament for Angela White in the next election. I don’t know when that is. Don’t ask me. Go ask Angela.
What I do know is when the next erection is coming up and that’s tomorrow at SCORELAND when we publish a very naughty pictorial of Angela shot when she was in our half of the hemisphere.
American writer Charles Dudley Warner supposedly coined the phrase, “Politics make strange bedfellows.”
Warner never had the good luck to meet Angela White. There’s nuthin‘ strange about her!
February 13, 2012 by Dave
Arianna Sinn is about to have sex on a public beach. Why? Because she can.
K.S. from the UK writes, “If I could make a comment regarding model interviews in general, I’m becoming increasingly bored with them. It’s not that I don’t care about the person behind the tits. I do. But the line of questioning is tired and always geared towards generating the same kind of responses. ‘When did your boobs start developing?’ ‘Is it difficult to find bras?’ ‘What’s your taste in men?”What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done sexually?’ Yawwwwwwwwwn. If I had a pound for every girl who’s had sex in a hot tub or in some public place where someone might see…And I never believe it. Y’know what would genuinely be a refreshing answer to that question? ‘I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off.’ I’d appreciate that sort of honesty as opposed to what she (the interviewee) thinks I want to hear.”
I’m going to take here a moment to defend the interviews because 1.) I’m usually the interviewer and 2.) I strongly disagree with K.S. on a number of points.
First, I very rarely, if ever, ask a model, “What’s your taste in men?” I don’t want to know. And do you know why I don’t want to know? Because, just possibly, her taste in men might be the exact opposite of me. And I don’t want to hear that.
Second, regarding his comment about not believing the girls when they say they’ve had sex in a public place or a hot tub and instead wanting to hear, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off”…
Okay, at the risk of T.M.I., if a model said to me, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off,” that’s when I would think she’s holding back and not telling me everything. Why? Because (T.M.I. alert!) even I have had sex in more interesting places than in bed with the lights off. Haven’t you? And if I have and you have, can you imagine where some of these absolutely beautiful, incredibly endowed women have had sex? And why have they had sex in unusual places? BECAUSE THEY CAN! Because if they want to have sex in a public place, they’re not going to have a lot of trouble finding a guy to do it with them.
I mean, imagine…you’re sitting on the beach when a SCORE Girl comes up to you and says, “I want to suck your cock on the beach.” You will most likely find a way to make this happen, whether it means throwing a towel over the both of you or taking her by the hand to the dunes for a quickie right there in broad daylight.
Of course, if a model claimed, “I’ve had sex on the stage of a political convention with millions of people watching,” I’d probably say, “Bullshit.” But no model has ever said that to me.
I mean, you know that thing they call “The Mile High Club”? Having sex in an airplane’s lavatory is pretty wild, but people apparently do it all the time (although most SCORE Girls haven’t; their boobs and another person don’t fit in an airplane lavatory).
And that’s all I have to say about that.
