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Bustier than ever after all these years.
Nearly 12 years had passed since we’d last seen the great Africa Sexxx. Twelve long years. She was always one of my favorites. Great body. Amazing tits. Spectacular deep-throating skills (remember her blow job contest with Cassitty Harmon?). A really nice personality. She’s such a girl-next-door, so normal in every way except her beauty and her body. I directed one of her boy-girl shoots once and asked her to do something absolutely ridiculous, something completely impossible (lift both hands off the bed while getting fucked doggy-style). She looked at me like I was nuts and laughed. She could’ve called me an idiot. She didn’t.
Anyway, Africa is back. She looks different–a lot plumper–and her tits are absolutely ginormous. Africa went solo at XLGirls.com last weekend, and Friday, she fucks again. The lucky dude…his cock just disappears between her tits.
Welcome back, Africa.
Luna Bunny violates the dress code.
Luna Bunny returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. She’s a busty student who isn’t wearing much. Her poor male teachers must go out of their minds trying to concentrate on teaching when Luna’s sitting in the front row. Guaranteed they don’t get up from behind their desks, not with the wood Luna is causing.
When I was in high school, there was a senior girl named Donna B. who had huge tits and dressed to show them off. One day, she came to school wearing a halter top, believe it or not, cleavage everywhere. I’ll never forget what my friend said when she passed us in the hall: “That girl is all tit!”
Of course, Luna is more than just a pair of tits. She has a pretty face and a great booty, too. I don’t know if Donna B. had a great booty. I never got past her tits. I think she was pretty, but I wouldn’t swear to it.
Some hot button topics, like pregnancy and pierced nipples, always stay hot. Close to ten years later, more adult entertainment models than ever have tattoos. How many tats on a girl are enough? Or not enough? Years back, girls got tramp stamps on their lower backs or simple tribal bands on their arms. Today some models are covered with them. Tats over pussies might be the hottest of the hot button tat topics. What about tats on tits? That was discussed in a separate blog post. Why do so many Americans have tats now while many of the Europeans girls we shoot don’t? Have your attitudes about girls and tats changed?-Elliot
Donita should be an inspiration to all women who are thinking about getting their cunts tattooed.
This blog by Dave was originally written on January 8th, 2010.
All I am saying is give tattooed pussies a chance.
We’ve been through this before, and sometimes I must sound like a broken record, but let’s face it: Those of us who love porn pretty much love the same thing over and over, as long as it’s done well. And I know that a lot of you guys don’t like tattoos, but stay with me for a minute.
The subject: Tattoos on a girl’s pussy mound, like the ones Bunny, Donita and Friday are sporting.
My opinion: Totally hot.
Why? Glad you asked. Consider the process.
1. Girl thinks, “I’d like to put a tattoo on my pussy.” Why does she think this? To call attention to it. Because it’s a part of her body that a lot of people see. In general, people don’t put tattoos where they’re not going to be seen. So when a girl tattoos her pussy mound, she’s sending the message, “I fuck a lot.”
2. Having made the decision to tattoo her pussy mound, she now must go to a tattoo parlor. In preparation for the tattooing, she must shave or wax her pussy very smooth. I love the idea of a woman in the shower, shaving her pussy and thinking, “I’m getting ready to have my cunt inked.”
3. She gets to the tattoo parlor. In my fantasy, the tattoo artist is a guy (acting as a surrogate for me). She says to the artist, “I’d like a tattoo.” He says, “Sure. Where?” She says, “On my cunt.” Instant hard-on. But he has to be a professional about it.
4. She gets up on the table, takes off her panties, spreads her pussy and prepares to get freshly shaved mound inked. While she’s getting inked, her pussy is gushing, and the tattoo artist has to say to her, “I’m sorry, but your pussy juices are mixing with my ink and making it watery. Can you stop juicing?”
5. Of course, she can’t, so he fucks her for a while, just to get all the juices out of her pussy and onto his cock. While he’s fucking her, he continues working on the tattoo.
6. Newly inked and fucked, the girl wants to take every opportunity to show off her new work of art. But to do so, SHE MUST KEEP HER PUSSY COMPLETELY SHAVED AT ALL TIMES! Otherwise, she’ll obscure the artwork. Her pussy mound has become the canvas, and you don’t want to obscure the canvas.
7. And from now on, every guy who is about to fuck her for the first time and sees her decorated cunt mound will think, “I’m about to fuck a slut.” And you know what? He’ll be right. A super-slut, actually. A woman whose pussy is the center of her universe.
Thanks for hearing me out on this. I hope I changed your mind.
LATE ADDITION: Rich brought up Claire Dames as a girl with a tattooed pussy. I think we might have to go to the judges on this one. That tat might be above her pussy, not on it. I think if Claire grew her hair in, we’d still see the tat. I do, however, appreciate Claire’s invitation to “hit it harder.”
Bunny De La Cruz’s tattoo contains an invitation.
Friday told us that the “F” on her pussy stands for “fuck.”
Rachel Love: Would you buy a used house from this woman? I would.
The most-recent SCORELAND Blog poll asked, “Of the following, which is your favorite scenario for a XXX big-boob fuck scene?”
And the results…
21% for guy fucks his friend’s busty mom
18% for big-boobed student fucks her teacher
16% for big-boobed nurse fucks a patient
15% for big-boobed teacher fucks her student
14% for busty boss fucks her employee
11% for boss fucks his big-boobed employee
5% for big-boobed realtor fucks her client
I’m pretty sure that all of these scenarios are featured somewhere at SCORELAND (I’m not positive about the busty mom ones, but I’m pretty sure about all the others). I voted for big-boobed realtor fucks her client, but I have a personal reason for that. Back in the 1990s, I attended a lot of Florida Panthers hockey games and got to know a busty realtor (I’ll call her Denise) who sat behind the goal for almost every game. Denise was a redhead with big tits, and she’d wear semi-sheer T-shirts with no bra. She also liked to wear bustiers and zip-up tops that she didn’t bother to zip. As you can imagine, Denise (who was a MILF) was quite an attraction. And I always wanted to fuck her (but never did). So that’s why I have a thing for busty realtors.
Kelly is probably wondering why his blood pressure has shot sky-high.
I’m a little surprised that “guy fucks his friend’s busty mom” was the top vote-getter, although I guess I shouldn’t have been since I’m the editor of 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com and know how popular mature women are. Has anybody out there actually fucked their friend’s busty mom?
Has anybody out there fucked a busty nurse while they were in the hospital?
Has anybody out there fucked their busty teacher?
Have any teachers out there ever fucked a busty student?
Has anybody ever fucked a busty realtor on the job?
How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley’s cleavage, eh?
Originally published on August 14th, 2009.
Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.
Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.
(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)
I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.
I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol
So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold onto on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.
Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!
Julia has roomy cleavage.
How big are Julia Jones’ naturals? She says they’re GGG-cups, which translates to I-cups, but I guess GGG-cups sounds better. I think they’re a lot bigger. Who knows? There comes a point when ginormous is the only way to describe a rack.
Where is Julia from? Romania. Of course she’s from Romania. If you ever want to go on a big-tit oriented vacation, go to Romania.
How did I miss Julia’s debut at XLGirls.com last month? I don’t know. I’m an idiot. There’s been a lot of great stuff going on around here, and I just somehow missed it. But Julia’s encore is today at XLGirls, and I’m not going to miss it.
Which is ridiculous because I really enjoyed interviewing Julia when she was in Miami. The thing I remember most about that interview: Julia looking out the window because she was concerned passers-by might see her. I mean, this girl was about to show her tits and pussy to the entire world, and she was concerned about a few people walking by the window.
There’s just nothing like a super-stacked girl-next-door, even if next-door is in Romania.
The digital version of the December 2018 issue of SCORE is available now at eBoobStore.com (the print version will be available next week). This came to me today from our social media manager: “If we can sustain the current momentum, the SCORE December 2018 may be our best selling digital SCORE issue of the year. The May 2018 issue is the top-selling digital magazine currently.”
I can’t say I’m surprised. First, there’s the cover, a really spectacular shot of Sha Rizel pouring out of a bikini during the shooting of On Location North Coast. Plus, there’s that cover headline about Minka. We’ve known this for well over 20 years: Minka sells magazines. And then there’s the reference to G-cup natural newcomer Tina Lee, who’s really beautiful and has great tits. It was between Tina and Sha for the cover; Sha ended up getting the front cover and Tina got the back.
Also in this issue: Shannon Blue, Korina Kova, Sheridan Love fucking, Maserati getting her tits glazed and newcomer Sandra Sturm getting drilled by two studs.
If you wait for the print version, you’ll get free, full-length matching videos of every full-length pictorial in the issue. Deal!
And now, I’d like to answer some questions Blog readers have been asking:
1. Stacy Vandenberg
2. Luna Bunny
3. Brad Newman, Dustin Daring, Michael Vegas and Alex Legend.
I’m sorry…what were the questions?
By the way, I have a question: Has anyone seen the Subaru ad with the pregnant woman? The girl has a rack! Anybody know who she is?
Alice Wayne, busty schoolgirl
Labor Day Weekend is here in the United States. Most schools are already back in-session, and by early next week, all schools will be open.
So, I thought it would be a good idea to check in on what the well-dressed busty schoolgirl is wearing this year and how she’s going to torture her horny male teachers.
Alice Wayne, who our photographer described as “a very nice girl,” actually won’t be torturing her teachers this year. If today’s pictorial and video at SCORELAND are any indication, she’ll be fucking them.
And what will her fellow students get? Whatever she wants to give them.
If you’re living in a part of the world that gets the long weekend, enjoy it. Either way, enjoy Alice.
By the way, I’ve been sampling the newest Codi Vore videos that we shot in California and I can’t decide whether I like her better with a cock in her mouth, between her tits or in her pussy.
Maybe soon, you can help me decide.
Annabelle Rogers is more than just a great pair of naturals.
One of the perks of my job–if you want to call it that–is that I get to meet the new girls. I also get to interview them.
Well, let me tell you that a few weeks ago, I interviewed a great new girl. Her name is Annabelle Rogers, she’s a beautiful, blue-eyed blonde with big naturals, and she told me, “When I was a senior in high school, I was voted biggest flirt, and my friend told me that in the girls’ locker room, I was the one who was always known to be naked. Most girls would get dressed and try to hide themselves with a towel, but I was always walking around naked.”
She walked around naked for us. She also played with her beautiful naturals and pink pussy. And she talks dirty. You’d never know it by looking at her–she seems so sweet and innocent–but Annabelle loves to fuck talk.
Annabelle is coming soon to SCORELAND. How soon? Next week soon. We rushed her onto the schedule because we think she’s that good. Wait. Forget “think.” We know she’s that good.
This is not Sha Rizel. It’s newcomer Tina Lee.
I’m going to get into a lot of trouble for this. I know I am. Whenever I (or we at TSG) compare a new girl to a great girl, a girl who readers and members love dearly, it never works out well for us or the new girl.
Case in point: In 2010, I compared then-newcomer Karla James to Linsey Dawn McKenzie. The evidence is right here. Some of you went along with it, but more-typical was this reaction: “I see some similarities, but LDM is in her own league. Linsey has everything going for her, looks, personality, and the body we all fantasize about. It will be some time before we see someone who has it all. LDM is a one of a kind slice of perfection. In short, no comparison.”
To this day, many of us at TSG are convinced that readers’ outrage at the comparison cost Karla Newcomer of the Year. Eventually, most big-boob lovers came around to Karla’s greatness, but it took a while, and I take some of the blame for that.
So here we go: Tina Lee, who debuts today at SCORELAND, reminds me of Sha Rizel. FACIALLY! I said FACIALLY! I am not saying that Tina is as great as Sha. I’m not saying any of that. I am certainly not comparing her to Linsey Dawn McKenzie.
But Tina, who’s from Ukraine, looks like Sha, who’s also from Ukraine. To me. Just me. Remember: I’m the person who thinks Amaya May and Paige Turner look alike.
BTW, Tina has bigger tits than Sha.
Shit, I shouldn’t have said that.