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The little head says, “Great photo.” The big head says, “I can make it even better.”

November 30, 2017 by Dave 5 Comments

Mahogany’s hangers are even more impressive when you consider how she’s posing.

Our reactions to porn are usually instinctive. When I’m editing a photo set for the magazines or the websites, I usually don’t have to put much thought into whether to use a shot (other than to make sure it’s in focus and well-cropped). My little head always tells my big head what to do. When Elliot was editing today’s XLGirls.com photo set of mega-stacked natural Mahogany Masters, I’m sure his little head let his big head know to use this shot. Pretty face. Seductive expression. K-cup bombers hanging. What’s not to love?

But this happens to be one of my favorite types of photos, and it’s one of those photos in which a little input from the big head makes the experience for the little head even more enjoyable. Look at the photo again. Examine it closely. Think about it. Really think about it.

On her hands and knees, Mahogany’s ribcage is a couple of feet higher than the bed, but her tits hang down to the mattress. Her back is arched, moving her hangers even further from the surface, and yet there’s nipple contact with the sheets. Most girls would have to drop their shoulders and their heads to get their tits to touch the mattress, but not Mahogany. Maybe 1% of the girls in the world could strike this pose and achieve nipple/mattress contact.

And that’s how big Mahogany’s tits are. And that’s why my little head is thanking my big head right now.

 

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Rating: 3.8/5

The most basic poses from the photographers’ guidebook

October 22, 2017 by Elliot James 5 Comments

A longtime member of SCORELAND and prolific letter writer who calls himself Supernova doesn’t ask to see the girls doing hardcore with one, two or three guys or an army. He doesn’t request to see the girls doing anal sex or double-penetration. He doesn’t ask to see girls standing on their heads with their ankles wrapped around their necks,  masturbation, toys or the girls jumping off a bridge, attached to a bungee cord.

No, Supernova wants to see the most-basic, simplest and easiest-to-shoot poses that any photographer could ever take. Dave blogged about this in March.

Our friend Supernova wrote this about an Erin Star pictorial and several photos in particular.

“What I had been asking for a long time, poses with the model standing up straight, arms down, boobs hanging free, no hands on boobs, the complete body from head to toe. They are spectacular, showing the full body without any distortion or anything caused by a low camera placement or the camera too close to her body. These images are what I had been asking SCORE to always include in every single update, either stills or video. We need to see the entire body.  Please always get at least these full-front, side and back photos.  Only with these kinds of images showing her full body from head to toe are we able to admire her whole beauty. For example, we can see how beautiful and spectacular her boobs They are slightly uneven. One is a little bigger than the other boob. Those measurements we can only see with a true full-frontal view, no hands on boobs, no pressing, no hiding,  just boobs hanging free and alone with the pull of gravity.”

Erin Star

The rear view.

Hands off.

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Here’s Sandra Star, dressed for work. What’s her job?

October 6, 2017 by Dave Leave your thoughts

In this scene, Sandra Star is a…

I love porn, and one of the reasons I love porn is that the little head almost always overrides the big head. Things happen in porn that if they happened in real life or even in mainstream movies, you’d say, “There’s no way that can happen.” But in porn, just when our big head is about to say, “No way,” our little head says, “Wait a minute. I can believe that!” So we go along with the fantasy because we want it to be true.

Which brings me to the new Sandra Star photos and video today at SCORELAND. Look at the photo above. Can you guess what Sandra’s profession is supposed to be in this scene? No guessing if you already saw the preview or the scene. See if you can figure it out.

Is it believable? Little head says…yes!

By the way, that new show The Deuce on HBO? The one about hookers and pimps and gangsters in New York City in the 1970s? The peep show, adult theater and adult book store scenes are the most-realistic I’ve ever seen in any non-documentary show or movie. The only thing about the show I don’t believe is that there was a pimpless street hooker in NYC back then. There’s a scene in which a bunch of guys pay to sit in a room and watch while somebody films a fuck scene. They don’t know it, but there’s no film in the camera. Anyway, the guys in the audience? I half expected to see me there.

 

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The busty GILFs of 60PlusMILFs.com

September 28, 2017 by Dave 4 Comments

He wants Sally’s tits. Sally wants BBC.

Rita knows what she wants, too.

I love big tits. That’s pretty obvious. I’m the editor of SCORE and Voluptuous magazines. I’ve been buying and looking at big-tit mags for as long as I can remember (man, I wish I’d saved my stash from 30 or 40 years ago; there was some great stuff in there).

I also love MILFs and GILFs, especially MILFs and GILFs with big tits. To me, there’s something special about a woman in her 50s or 60s going out of her way to super-size her rack. The idea of her doing it at that age…a woman with children and grandchildren…just so she can attract attention and get more cock. To me (and I’m sure for a lot of you), porn is mental as well as visual. The idea of things gets us off.

Which brings me to what’s been going on lately at 60PlusMILFs.com. Sally D’Angelo, and 63 years old, always had big tits. Now she has huge tits, and she looks incredible in a bikini. She also looks incredible sucking and fucking a big, black cock.

Rita Daniels, who also super-sized while in her 60s, has a new scene today at 60PlusMILFs.com. Rita is 66, and she dominates a guy who’s young enough to be her grandson.

Both these women are into anal and DPs, too.

And they have sons and daughters and grandchildren who would freak out if they knew what they were doing. Grannies just aren’t supposed to do this kind of thing, but these grannies do.

For some reason, I can’t say that enough.

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Rating: 3.3/5

This Labor Day, give your favorite busty waitress a little something extra!

September 4, 2017 by Dave 8 Comments

Give her a bigger tip.

Or give her the whole thing!

The Biggs Cafe is open on Labor Day.

Here in the States, Labor Day marks the unofficial end of summer. Starting tomorrow, everyone will be back at school and anyone who works will be back at work.

I work, if you could call it that. Liza Biggs works, if you could call it that. She knows how to work those tits, that’s for sure!

This photo reminds me of the scene in the movie Deconstructing Harry in which Harry is having a conversation with his regular hooker. He asks her if she likes her job, and she says, “It beats waitressing!” And Harry says, “Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing’s gotta be the worst fucking job in the world.”

Well, Harry, maybe hooking’s the best fucking job in the world!

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Today is Great American Eclipse Day. Shyla’s asshole will totally eclipse JMac’s cock.

August 21, 2017 by Dave Leave your thoughts

A total anal eclipse of the cock.

Today, weather permitting, I will be chasing the Great American Eclipse somewhere between south of St. Louis, Missouri and Carbondale, Illinois.

At 1:18 p.m., for the first time in my life, I will be hoping that a girl with giant tits isn’t anywhere near me because if one is, I’m pretty sure I’ll stop watching the eclipse and start watching her.

Today at SCORELAND, Shyla Stylez gets her ass fucked by JMac in an upgraded-to-HD video. Or, to use eclipse terms, JMac’s cock will achieve totality in Shyla’s asshole.

So, if you plan on watching the eclipse today, be safe. Make sure you wear the proper protective gear.

Or just spend your day at SCORELAND. Another eclipse is coming along in another seven years or so.

 

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Jack to Chrissy then fuck Chrissy!

August 4, 2017 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Yes, Chrissy would suck your cock with that mouth.

Here’s a plan that would’ve been not impossible but difficult to carry out, say, 15 or 20 years ago.

First, watch newcomer Chrissy Monroe suck and fuck cock today at SCORELAND. Jack off if you’d like. Hey, it’s your quarter and your cock.

Then, when you’re ready again, fuck Chrissy. Yeah, that’s right. Stick your dick in her mouth and pussy. Play with her tits and ass.

You can do that because Chrissy is a lady at the Love Ranch North in Carson City, Nevada. And by that, I mean she legally fucks for money.

I like that. I know some guys don’t. Some of you want to fall in love with the girl and marry her. That’s fine. Different strokes for different folks. My tastes run to hookers and strippers.

Chrissy has been both of those things.

“I danced for around eight or nine years and I was known for the size of my areolae, and my special talent was bouncing my tits around to the beat of a song,” she said.

Today, Chrissy bounces her tits in Tony’s face. She also bobs her face and pussy on his cock.

Have any of you guys out there fucked Chrissy? If so, care to tell us about it? And if this inspires you to give Chrissy a call, feel free to let us know what happened.

Or just keep it to yourself. Go ahead, be that way. But just remember: I share my secrets with you.

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Sabrina-Jade, and how I’m spending my weekend

July 30, 2017 by Dave 11 Comments

Sabrina-Jade goes in for a suck.

A hot-as-blazes South Florida summer weekend. Humidity: high. Rain: everywhere.

I decided to spend my weekend with Sabrina-Jade, who broke her hardcore cherry Friday at SCORELAND. She’s a British babe with huge, natural knockers and excellent dick-sucking skills.

I also spent my weekend with Codi Vore, who returned to SCORELAND on Saturday. And I’m looking forward to Paige Turner’s return today.

It’s a naturally stacked weekend!

You’re never lonely or looking for something to do when you have SCORELAND.

Later this week: Danielle Derek returns, and she’s super-sized her rack!

 

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Our tools are always ready for Karina Hart

July 14, 2017 by Dave 15 Comments

You’d have to be a real tool not to love Karina.

It’s been a while since we’ve given Karina Hart the attention she deserves. A re-mastered photo set and video of Karina went up earlier this week at SCORELAND.

Karina is the reason there’s no longer a Voluptuous Ass of the Year award. She was so dominant, we decided to just retire the award and give it to her until the end of time.

Karina was one of the reasons my trip to Hungary for the Busty Riding Academy shoot was so enjoyable. Every day, either before or after her shoots, Karina would sit down with her laptop in the only area of the house where we had good Internet, wearing very low-cut tops, big naturals bulging out. I’d sit across from her, trying to work but not getting much work done.

Funny story from that trip: One of the porn studs (not Carlos, who did fuck her tits on-camera) had such a hard-on for Karina that he actually offered her money to go up to his room and give him a blow job. This stud, who had been fucking porn stars all week, wanted nothing more than to fuck the one girl who wouldn’t fuck. Karina gave him a look that clearly said, “No!”

Karina came very close to winning SCORELAND’s Model of the Decade for 2000-2009. She lost to Christy Marks by a handful of votes.

Even though Karina never fucked on-camera, has any girl ever been better with a big dildo?

Karina Hart…one of the greats.

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Rachel, Roxee and what was going on in Petticoat Junction?

June 23, 2017 by Dave 11 Comments

Jimmy finds himself at the junction of Rachel's big naturals.

Rachel Raxxx returns to SCORELAND today to tit-fuck Jimmy and suck and fuck his cock. Jimmy ends up glazing her rack, which is what a tit-man should do when he’s fucking a girl like Rachel.

Of course, not many girls are like Rachel. She’s a teen, she’s a super-stacked natural and she fucks on-camera. I betcha she’s the only girl in her neighborhood who can say that.

Over at XLGirls.com, Canadian brickhouse Roxee Robinson fucks again. She’s Nurse Big Tits, and she has the cure for what ails her patient.

On a slightly related subject, remember that TV show Petticoat Junction from the 1960s?

I actually watched an episode the other day, and I couldn’t believe the sexual innuendos. The show takes place at the Shady Rest Hotel in Petticoat Junction. And the train that passes through is called the Hooterville Cannonball.

Yeah, Hooterville!

The hotel is run by Kate Bradley and her three daughters, Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo.

Busty daughters, I should add. And although the show never says so explicitly, they seem to be fucking passengers who get off the train. If you ask me, the Shady Rest is a brothel and Kate Bradley is the house mother.

The show’s theme song: “Lot of curves, you bet, even more when you get to the junction.”

Yeah, even more. The Bradley girls’ big tits and blow jobs.

It’s amazing the stuff I missed when I was a kid.

 

 

 

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