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In this scene, Sandra Star is a…
I love porn, and one of the reasons I love porn is that the little head almost always overrides the big head. Things happen in porn that if they happened in real life or even in mainstream movies, you’d say, “There’s no way that can happen.” But in porn, just when our big head is about to say, “No way,” our little head says, “Wait a minute. I can believe that!” So we go along with the fantasy because we want it to be true.
Which brings me to the new Sandra Star photos and video today at SCORELAND. Look at the photo above. Can you guess what Sandra’s profession is supposed to be in this scene? No guessing if you already saw the preview or the scene. See if you can figure it out.
Is it believable? Little head says…yes!
By the way, that new show The Deuce on HBO? The one about hookers and pimps and gangsters in New York City in the 1970s? The peep show, adult theater and adult book store scenes are the most-realistic I’ve ever seen in any non-documentary show or movie. The only thing about the show I don’t believe is that there was a pimpless street hooker in NYC back then. There’s a scene in which a bunch of guys pay to sit in a room and watch while somebody films a fuck scene. They don’t know it, but there’s no film in the camera. Anyway, the guys in the audience? I half expected to see me there.
He wants Sally’s tits. Sally wants BBC.
Rita knows what she wants, too.
I love big tits. That’s pretty obvious. I’m the editor of SCORE and Voluptuous magazines. I’ve been buying and looking at big-tit mags for as long as I can remember (man, I wish I’d saved my stash from 30 or 40 years ago; there was some great stuff in there).
I also love MILFs and GILFs, especially MILFs and GILFs with big tits. To me, there’s something special about a woman in her 50s or 60s going out of her way to super-size her rack. The idea of her doing it at that age…a woman with children and grandchildren…just so she can attract attention and get more cock. To me (and I’m sure for a lot of you), porn is mental as well as visual. The idea of things gets us off.
Which brings me to what’s been going on lately at 60PlusMILFs.com. Sally D’Angelo, and 63 years old, always had big tits. Now she has huge tits, and she looks incredible in a bikini. She also looks incredible sucking and fucking a big, black cock.
Rita Daniels, who also super-sized while in her 60s, has a new scene today at 60PlusMILFs.com. Rita is 66, and she dominates a guy who’s young enough to be her grandson.
Both these women are into anal and DPs, too.
And they have sons and daughters and grandchildren who would freak out if they knew what they were doing. Grannies just aren’t supposed to do this kind of thing, but these grannies do.
For some reason, I can’t say that enough.
Give her a bigger tip.
Or give her the whole thing!
The Biggs Cafe is open on Labor Day.
Here in the States, Labor Day marks the unofficial end of summer. Starting tomorrow, everyone will be back at school and anyone who works will be back at work.
I work, if you could call it that. Liza Biggs works, if you could call it that. She knows how to work those tits, that’s for sure!
This photo reminds me of the scene in the movie Deconstructing Harry in which Harry is having a conversation with his regular hooker. He asks her if she likes her job, and she says, “It beats waitressing!” And Harry says, “Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing’s gotta be the worst fucking job in the world.”
Well, Harry, maybe hooking’s the best fucking job in the world!
A total anal eclipse of the cock.
Today, weather permitting, I will be chasing the Great American Eclipse somewhere between south of St. Louis, Missouri and Carbondale, Illinois.
At 1:18 p.m., for the first time in my life, I will be hoping that a girl with giant tits isn’t anywhere near me because if one is, I’m pretty sure I’ll stop watching the eclipse and start watching her.
Today at SCORELAND, Shyla Stylez gets her ass fucked by JMac in an upgraded-to-HD video. Or, to use eclipse terms, JMac’s cock will achieve totality in Shyla’s asshole.
So, if you plan on watching the eclipse today, be safe. Make sure you wear the proper protective gear.
Or just spend your day at SCORELAND. Another eclipse is coming along in another seven years or so.
Yes, Chrissy would suck your cock with that mouth.
Here’s a plan that would’ve been not impossible but difficult to carry out, say, 15 or 20 years ago.
First, watch newcomer Chrissy Monroe suck and fuck cock today at SCORELAND. Jack off if you’d like. Hey, it’s your quarter and your cock.
Then, when you’re ready again, fuck Chrissy. Yeah, that’s right. Stick your dick in her mouth and pussy. Play with her tits and ass.
You can do that because Chrissy is a lady at the Love Ranch North in Carson City, Nevada. And by that, I mean she legally fucks for money.
I like that. I know some guys don’t. Some of you want to fall in love with the girl and marry her. That’s fine. Different strokes for different folks. My tastes run to hookers and strippers.
Chrissy has been both of those things.
“I danced for around eight or nine years and I was known for the size of my areolae, and my special talent was bouncing my tits around to the beat of a song,” she said.
Today, Chrissy bounces her tits in Tony’s face. She also bobs her face and pussy on his cock.
Have any of you guys out there fucked Chrissy? If so, care to tell us about it? And if this inspires you to give Chrissy a call, feel free to let us know what happened.
Or just keep it to yourself. Go ahead, be that way. But just remember: I share my secrets with you.
Sabrina-Jade goes in for a suck.
A hot-as-blazes South Florida summer weekend. Humidity: high. Rain: everywhere.
I decided to spend my weekend with Sabrina-Jade, who broke her hardcore cherry Friday at SCORELAND. She’s a British babe with huge, natural knockers and excellent dick-sucking skills.
I also spent my weekend with Codi Vore, who returned to SCORELAND on Saturday. And I’m looking forward to Paige Turner’s return today.
It’s a naturally stacked weekend!
You’re never lonely or looking for something to do when you have SCORELAND.
Later this week: Danielle Derek returns, and she’s super-sized her rack!
You’d have to be a real tool not to love Karina.
It’s been a while since we’ve given Karina Hart the attention she deserves. A re-mastered photo set and video of Karina went up earlier this week at SCORELAND.
Karina is the reason there’s no longer a Voluptuous Ass of the Year award. She was so dominant, we decided to just retire the award and give it to her until the end of time.
Karina was one of the reasons my trip to Hungary for the Busty Riding Academy shoot was so enjoyable. Every day, either before or after her shoots, Karina would sit down with her laptop in the only area of the house where we had good Internet, wearing very low-cut tops, big naturals bulging out. I’d sit across from her, trying to work but not getting much work done.
Funny story from that trip: One of the porn studs (not Carlos, who did fuck her tits on-camera) had such a hard-on for Karina that he actually offered her money to go up to his room and give him a blow job. This stud, who had been fucking porn stars all week, wanted nothing more than to fuck the one girl who wouldn’t fuck. Karina gave him a look that clearly said, “No!”
Karina came very close to winning SCORELAND’s Model of the Decade for 2000-2009. She lost to Christy Marks by a handful of votes.
Even though Karina never fucked on-camera, has any girl ever been better with a big dildo?
Karina Hart…one of the greats.
Jimmy finds himself at the junction of Rachel's big naturals.
Rachel Raxxx returns to SCORELAND today to tit-fuck Jimmy and suck and fuck his cock. Jimmy ends up glazing her rack, which is what a tit-man should do when he’s fucking a girl like Rachel.
Of course, not many girls are like Rachel. She’s a teen, she’s a super-stacked natural and she fucks on-camera. I betcha she’s the only girl in her neighborhood who can say that.
Over at XLGirls.com, Canadian brickhouse Roxee Robinson fucks again. She’s Nurse Big Tits, and she has the cure for what ails her patient.
On a slightly related subject, remember that TV show Petticoat Junction from the 1960s?
I actually watched an episode the other day, and I couldn’t believe the sexual innuendos. The show takes place at the Shady Rest Hotel in Petticoat Junction. And the train that passes through is called the Hooterville Cannonball.
The hotel is run by Kate Bradley and her three daughters, Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo.
Busty daughters, I should add. And although the show never says so explicitly, they seem to be fucking passengers who get off the train. If you ask me, the Shady Rest is a brothel and Kate Bradley is the house mother.
The show’s theme song: “Lot of curves, you bet, even more when you get to the junction.”
Yeah, even more. The Bradley girls’ big tits and blow jobs.
It’s amazing the stuff I missed when I was a kid.
Dressed for success.
My boss has a chair that’s a little like that, but the tits…well, my boss is a man.
A long time ago, I did have a big-titted boss. I was working a part-time job as a typesetter, and my boss had huge naturals and never wore a bra. It was always cold in that office, and you know what that means. I’m sure she caught me checking her out a few times, her boobs jiggling like crazy in her tops. Didn’t matter to me since I didn’t care if I got fired. Her tits made the days a lot less boring. Maybe that was her intention.
Job incentives: 401K. Flexible hours. Paid vacation. Health plan. Boss with big tits.
New photos and a video of boss Joana Bliss go live today at SCORELAND.
Got any busty boss stories you’d like to share?
I did not get this kind of treatment after my bra thievery incident.
Holy crap, I can’t believe I’m about to make this confession, but we’re all friends here, right? And I think the statute of limitations on bra theft is less than 30 years, so I’m safe.
I had actually forgotten about this incident in my life. I was reminded of it only because Amaya May has a new hardcore posting today at SCORELAND, and it starts with Amaya finding one of her bras in a guy’s closet. As Elliot elegantly puts it, “This man is a bra thief!”
I thought, “What kind of man steals a woman’s bra?”
And I remembered, “You, Dave. You stole a woman’s bra!”
Yes, me! I did it! I confess!
And I got caught!
The embarrassing story goes like this: At the time, I was dating a girl who had nice tits but not big tits. She was living in a house with a girl who had HUGE tits and liked to show them off.
So, one morning after staying there the night before, I was in the bathroom, taking a shower, when I noticed the girl’s bra hanging over the sink. Those cups were the size of hammocks. I couldn’t resist. I slipped the bra into my overnight bag and absconded with it.
Well, about a month later, my girlfriend found it in the place where I was living. By that time, I had–ahem–used it several times.
The weird thing about it is that she didn’t bat an eye. She just said, “That’s not mine.” She didn’t ask whose it was. Maybe she already knew. Maybe a stolen bra alert had gone out in her house a few weeks earlier. I don’t know. That’s the weirdest part of the story…that my girlfriend didn’t seem bothered by this mysterious bra in my drawer.
You’re probably wondering what I did with the bra after I found it.
I did what any normal man would do: I hid it better.
Elliot asked Amaya if she’s ever caught a guy stealing one of her bras. She said, “I’ve caught guys sneaking a peek at the size of my bra!”
I do that all the time. I love bra tags.
Okay, we’re heading into TMI territory. Maybe we were already there.