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A total anal eclipse of the cock.
Today, weather permitting, I will be chasing the Great American Eclipse somewhere between south of St. Louis, Missouri and Carbondale, Illinois.
At 1:18 p.m., for the first time in my life, I will be hoping that a girl with giant tits isn’t anywhere near me because if one is, I’m pretty sure I’ll stop watching the eclipse and start watching her.
Today at SCORELAND, Shyla Stylez gets her ass fucked by JMac in an upgraded-to-HD video. Or, to use eclipse terms, JMac’s cock will achieve totality in Shyla’s asshole.
So, if you plan on watching the eclipse today, be safe. Make sure you wear the proper protective gear.
Or just spend your day at SCORELAND. Another eclipse is coming along in another seven years or so.
Yes, Chrissy would suck your cock with that mouth.
Here’s a plan that would’ve been not impossible but difficult to carry out, say, 15 or 20 years ago.
First, watch newcomer Chrissy Monroe suck and fuck cock today at SCORELAND. Jack off if you’d like. Hey, it’s your quarter and your cock.
Then, when you’re ready again, fuck Chrissy. Yeah, that’s right. Stick your dick in her mouth and pussy. Play with her tits and ass.
You can do that because Chrissy is a lady at the Love Ranch North in Carson City, Nevada. And by that, I mean she legally fucks for money.
I like that. I know some guys don’t. Some of you want to fall in love with the girl and marry her. That’s fine. Different strokes for different folks. My tastes run to hookers and strippers.
Chrissy has been both of those things.
“I danced for around eight or nine years and I was known for the size of my areolae, and my special talent was bouncing my tits around to the beat of a song,” she said.
Today, Chrissy bounces her tits in Tony’s face. She also bobs her face and pussy on his cock.
Have any of you guys out there fucked Chrissy? If so, care to tell us about it? And if this inspires you to give Chrissy a call, feel free to let us know what happened.
Or just keep it to yourself. Go ahead, be that way. But just remember: I share my secrets with you.
Sabrina-Jade goes in for a suck.
A hot-as-blazes South Florida summer weekend. Humidity: high. Rain: everywhere.
I decided to spend my weekend with Sabrina-Jade, who broke her hardcore cherry Friday at SCORELAND. She’s a British babe with huge, natural knockers and excellent dick-sucking skills.
I also spent my weekend with Codi Vore, who returned to SCORELAND on Saturday. And I’m looking forward to Paige Turner’s return today.
It’s a naturally stacked weekend!
You’re never lonely or looking for something to do when you have SCORELAND.
Later this week: Danielle Derek returns, and she’s super-sized her rack!
You’d have to be a real tool not to love Karina.
It’s been a while since we’ve given Karina Hart the attention she deserves. A re-mastered photo set and video of Karina went up earlier this week at SCORELAND.
Karina is the reason there’s no longer a Voluptuous Ass of the Year award. She was so dominant, we decided to just retire the award and give it to her until the end of time.
Karina was one of the reasons my trip to Hungary for the Busty Riding Academy shoot was so enjoyable. Every day, either before or after her shoots, Karina would sit down with her laptop in the only area of the house where we had good Internet, wearing very low-cut tops, big naturals bulging out. I’d sit across from her, trying to work but not getting much work done.
Funny story from that trip: One of the porn studs (not Carlos, who did fuck her tits on-camera) had such a hard-on for Karina that he actually offered her money to go up to his room and give him a blow job. This stud, who had been fucking porn stars all week, wanted nothing more than to fuck the one girl who wouldn’t fuck. Karina gave him a look that clearly said, “No!”
Karina came very close to winning SCORELAND’s Model of the Decade for 2000-2009. She lost to Christy Marks by a handful of votes.
Even though Karina never fucked on-camera, has any girl ever been better with a big dildo?
Karina Hart…one of the greats.
Jimmy finds himself at the junction of Rachel's big naturals.
Rachel Raxxx returns to SCORELAND today to tit-fuck Jimmy and suck and fuck his cock. Jimmy ends up glazing her rack, which is what a tit-man should do when he’s fucking a girl like Rachel.
Of course, not many girls are like Rachel. She’s a teen, she’s a super-stacked natural and she fucks on-camera. I betcha she’s the only girl in her neighborhood who can say that.
Over at XLGirls.com, Canadian brickhouse Roxee Robinson fucks again. She’s Nurse Big Tits, and she has the cure for what ails her patient.
On a slightly related subject, remember that TV show Petticoat Junction from the 1960s?
I actually watched an episode the other day, and I couldn’t believe the sexual innuendos. The show takes place at the Shady Rest Hotel in Petticoat Junction. And the train that passes through is called the Hooterville Cannonball.
The hotel is run by Kate Bradley and her three daughters, Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo.
Busty daughters, I should add. And although the show never says so explicitly, they seem to be fucking passengers who get off the train. If you ask me, the Shady Rest is a brothel and Kate Bradley is the house mother.
The show’s theme song: “Lot of curves, you bet, even more when you get to the junction.”
Yeah, even more. The Bradley girls’ big tits and blow jobs.
It’s amazing the stuff I missed when I was a kid.
Dressed for success.
My boss has a chair that’s a little like that, but the tits…well, my boss is a man.
A long time ago, I did have a big-titted boss. I was working a part-time job as a typesetter, and my boss had huge naturals and never wore a bra. It was always cold in that office, and you know what that means. I’m sure she caught me checking her out a few times, her boobs jiggling like crazy in her tops. Didn’t matter to me since I didn’t care if I got fired. Her tits made the days a lot less boring. Maybe that was her intention.
Job incentives: 401K. Flexible hours. Paid vacation. Health plan. Boss with big tits.
New photos and a video of boss Joana Bliss go live today at SCORELAND.
Got any busty boss stories you’d like to share?
I did not get this kind of treatment after my bra thievery incident.
Holy crap, I can’t believe I’m about to make this confession, but we’re all friends here, right? And I think the statute of limitations on bra theft is less than 30 years, so I’m safe.
I had actually forgotten about this incident in my life. I was reminded of it only because Amaya May has a new hardcore posting today at SCORELAND, and it starts with Amaya finding one of her bras in a guy’s closet. As Elliot elegantly puts it, “This man is a bra thief!”
I thought, “What kind of man steals a woman’s bra?”
And I remembered, “You, Dave. You stole a woman’s bra!”
Yes, me! I did it! I confess!
And I got caught!
The embarrassing story goes like this: At the time, I was dating a girl who had nice tits but not big tits. She was living in a house with a girl who had HUGE tits and liked to show them off.
So, one morning after staying there the night before, I was in the bathroom, taking a shower, when I noticed the girl’s bra hanging over the sink. Those cups were the size of hammocks. I couldn’t resist. I slipped the bra into my overnight bag and absconded with it.
Well, about a month later, my girlfriend found it in the place where I was living. By that time, I had–ahem–used it several times.
The weird thing about it is that she didn’t bat an eye. She just said, “That’s not mine.” She didn’t ask whose it was. Maybe she already knew. Maybe a stolen bra alert had gone out in her house a few weeks earlier. I don’t know. That’s the weirdest part of the story…that my girlfriend didn’t seem bothered by this mysterious bra in my drawer.
You’re probably wondering what I did with the bra after I found it.
I did what any normal man would do: I hid it better.
Elliot asked Amaya if she’s ever caught a guy stealing one of her bras. She said, “I’ve caught guys sneaking a peek at the size of my bra!”
I do that all the time. I love bra tags.
Okay, we’re heading into TMI territory. Maybe we were already there.
This is the part of the scene where Camelia takes the dude back to a sleazy motel room.
A remastered version of one of my favorite scenes from Sex In The Titties went up at XLGirls.com. In this scene, a girl is walking down a street in downtown Miami, her big naturals straining her yellow top. The guy looks up from his call phone, gives her a hard once over and says, “Nice fuckin’ rack.”
And then the girl stops, gives him the once over and says, “Sweet cock.”
At which point they go back to his car and make out, then they go to a sleazy motel room and fuck.
Does this kind of stuff happen in real life? Probably. Once in a while. But it happens all the time in porn fantasy land. That’s why when people sometimes tell me that a concept for a scene is too unrealistic, my response is usually, “So?”
Hey, if it can’t happen in pornland, where can it happen?
Georgina Gee is plush.
Georgina Gee, a girl I really came to appreciate when putting together the Summer 2017 issue of XL Girls magazine, makes her XLGirls.com debut today with photos and a video. Plus, there’s a unique bonus interview with Georgina that was conducted by Jem Stone, who you might remember from the October 2007 issue of SCORE. In the interview, boob-obsessed Jem can barely keep her hands off of Georgina’s big naturals. Actually, she doesn’t keep her hands off of them. At the end, Jem rubs her boobs against Georgina’s. Very entertaining. She also squeezes Georgina’s boobs midway through the chat.
How come I never get to do that when I interview the girls?
Jem asked, “When you go out, do you dress to emphasize your breasts?”
And Georgina said, “I don’t even have to try. Sometimes I wear tight tops, tight tees. I get a lot of whistles from people driving by in their cars.”
By the way, you can call her Gina. See her today at XLGirls.com.
Vanessa is certainly worthy of a start-to-finish jack.
The new poll question, “When you masturbate, how often do you start and finish with the same model?”, was something I was thinking about this morning. Perhaps the question should have been worded, “Do you start and finish with the same photo or video of the same model?” I know for me, it’s a rare occasion that I do. I’ll start somewhere and end up somewhere else, and most of the time, I have no idea where I’m going to end up. Something slips into my mind. Then I think, “Oh, that girl,” or “Oh, that scene.” It’s one of the great things about the Internet; you can switch from one girl to another, one scene to another, almost seamlessly. In the old days, I used to have to keep a pile of SCOREs and Vmags by my side. Actually, I still do. As I’m writing this, every issue of SCORE and Vmag dating back to the very beginning is to my left.
So, today at SCORELAND, I’ll probably start with the new photos and videos of Vanessa Y., but is that where I’ll finish? Will I stay loyal to Vanessa? Judging by my history, probably not.
How about you?