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You wait, and hope, and pray…and then Mariza Rabbit hops into your life

March 16, 2024 by Dave 5 Comments

Mariza has a lot to offer no matter which way she’s facing.

Ah, the life of a magazine editor. A deadline approaches. You check out the studio calendar and see that there’s a great new girl on the schedule, but she’s being shot right in the middle of production. By this time, you’ve planned out most of the magazine, but you’d really like to get the super-stacked newbie on the cover. The thing is, you don’t know for sure that the shoot is actually going to happen. And if it doesn’t, you’re going to have a big hole in the mag, and, you know, you can’t have nothing on the cover. The Beatles tried that with the White Album…although I guess that turned out pretty good for them, didn’t it?

Well, waiting and hoping turned out pretty good for us, too, because Mariza Rabbit did show up for her scheduled shoots, and her body was everything we’d hoped it would be and more…more being that big bubble butt of hers.

Mariza makes her SCORELAND debut today, and I’m sure you’ll have a lot of questions about her, but I know one question you’re definitely going to ask, and the answer is…

Well, it’s either yes or no.

The fine feminine art of fucking themselves with a dildo

March 10, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

As a sports fan, I’ve noticed for a long time that there’s a big difference between how a professional athlete carries, for instance, a baseball bat or a tennis racquet and how a non-athlete carries a piece of sporting equipment. It’s as if the bat or racquet or club is a natural extension of their hands, as if they were born carrying that bat or racquet or club.

The same is true of some SCORE Girls and how they handle a dildo. They have dildo dexterity that tells you, “I’ve been fucking my pussy with toys for a long time and I know how to do it.” They’re no amateurs at that dildo-fuck game. (Did I ever tell you about the girl at the old Show World Center in Manhattan who’d fuck her pussy with a toy while reading a text book? Some might have said, “Dave, the least she could have done for your quarters was pay attention to you,” but I thought, “This girl fucks her own pussy so much, she can do it as an afterthought.” I found that to be a big turn-on.)

Karina Hart, who has a SCORE Flashback scene today, and Morgan Leigh are artistes when it comes to fucking themselves with toys. It’s surprising that neither girl did hardcore, considering how much they loved filling their cunts for our viewing pleasure.

How does a girl get so good at dildo management, as if she were the adult modeling equivalent of a .330 hitter in baseball or a Grand Slam winner in tennis? Practice, I’m sure.

 

Tiny and stacked, and one of my favorite big-boob poses

December 2, 2023 by Dave 22 Comments

I was going to play “Guess Whose Tits” today, and this is the photo I was going to use of Safira Yakkuza.

But instead, when looking at her new photos and video that went live Thursday at SCORELAND, I was taken by how incredibly little and thin she is. This is the photo that did it for me.

Safira is tiny. She’s 5’2″ and weighs only 108 pounds. That’s nothing. And she has those huge tits. And she takes giant cocks in her mouth, pussy and ass. I’m sure guys hold doors for her all the time, not only to look down her blouse but also because she has that “take care of me” look. I’m a big fan of Safira. Also, she’s a Spanish girl, and when I was in Spain recently, it occurred to me that the people of  Spain might be the most-beautiful in the world. I had no idea.

Which reminds me. A long time ago, I was in a shopping mall in Fort Lauderdale when I saw a girl who as very busty and had a thin waist. I held the door for her for much longer than I would have for just about anyone else, asked her if she had ever modeled and gave her my TSG business card. Well, wouldn’t you know it, a few days later, I got a call from the girl. She was obviously interested. But then…tragedy. A bolt of lightning shook the building, and I lost the phone call. I didn’t have her number, and she never called back. Because it was on a business phone that went through an operator, there was no caller ID. I still curse that lightning crash.

And on another subject, here are two photos that are remarkably similar and, in my opinion, exemplify one of the all-time great poses in big boob photography: tits hanging down, ass and pussy in the air and on full display. It’s like the girls are saying, “Take your pick. Fuck whatever you wish.” Does it get any better than Cathy Patrick (from 1992, on the left) and Christy Marks (from 2007, on the right)?

 

It’s time to play Guess Whose Tits!

November 4, 2023 by Dave 11 Comments

I realized we haven’t played “Guess Whose Tits” for a while, so to get back into the swing of things, here’s an easy one.

I’ll make it even easier. Elliot writes, “Your girl [FILL IN THE BLANK] is her usual playful self, giggling, wiggling and jiggling her way to your heart at XLGirls with her big smile, big eyes and even bigger 38G-cup tits, fur-lined pussy and bootylicious ass-cheeks.”

On another subject, so I’m sitting at Fuddrucker’s (the burger chain where, by the way, we discovered Mia Khalifa) when I look over and see a man and a woman, probably in their early 20s, sitting across from each other. She’s wearing a top that’s so low-cut, I can see about 90% of her very big, obviously natural tits. No bra. The shirt is mostly backless, too. And the dude sitting across from her has his face buried in his cell phone for about 10 minutes, never looking up, and he’s not taking pictures of his girlfriend’s tits.

Or maybe it’s his sister? But who would wear that to go out for dinner with her brother? I mean, what was going on here?

I know I don’t have to tell you guys this, but always respect the tits. Always pay attention to the tits. Do not ignore the tits. It’s rude and insensitive. The woman should wear burlap sacks over her tits from now on, but then again, why do we have to suffer for her boyfriend’s insensitivity?

 

Charlotte Queen is wearing a bikini. Bikinis were invented over 1,700 years ago. Say what?

October 21, 2023 by Dave 7 Comments

Yep, that’s a bikini Charlotte is wearing.

What is newcomer Charlotte Queen wearing in this photo? Is it a dress? Is it a bikini dress? Well, it turns out that Charlotte is wearing a bikini and a skirt, and you’ll be happy to know that it all comes off and Charlotte, 100% naked, fucks herself with a dildo today at SCORELAND.

And about that bikini…I just returned from a trip to Spain and Italy, Sicily in particular. And there I was, touring Villa Romana del Casale, a villa in the middle of Sicily that dates back to the 4th Century and is famous for its mosaic titles, when I saw this:

Well, I don’t have to tell you how gobsmacked I was. These girls from the 4th Century, maybe earlier, are wearing bikinis, while I’d thought for forever the bikini wasn’t invented until 1946. But here’s proof that the bikini is over 1,700 years old. And one other thing: It looks like beach volleyball was invented 1,700 years ago, too!

And another thing: Elliot’s blog Thursday about Kim Beltran, in which he says he was surprised Kim did hardcore. I gotta tell ya, I was really surprised that Elliot was surprised. I thought from the first time I saw her that one day, and perhaps very soon, we’d see Kim sucking and fucking.

So, to summarize:

Bikinis invented in the 4th Century: Shocked.

Kim Beltran doing hardcore: Not shocked.

By the way…Spain…particularly Barcelona. How come I never knew that it’s one of the big-tit capitals of the world? Slim, stacked women all over the city are walking around in tiny, midriff-revealing tops and no bras. I strongly suggest Spain for your next vacation.

Country girl Helena shows off her bikini-busting abilities

August 19, 2023 by Dave

Helena is very curvy, too. Ya gotta like that.

Upstate New York hottie Helena Hope, who returns to SCORELAND today, said, “I worked for years in the medical community, but I realized that this is absolutely my calling. I love sharing my sexual desires. I’m proud of my boobs and I’m not ashamed to put them on display. To be honest, if a top doesn’t showcase them, I don’t want to wear it.”

The bikini top Helena’s wearing definitely showcases her tits, but I decided to show a shot of her with the bikini mostly off. Okay, it’s totally off.

I think I mentioned that prior to my interview with Helena, she seemed so shy that I thought, “I’m not going to get anything good out of her.” But then the camera rolled and Helena’s shyness disappeared. Before long, she was demonstrating her deep-throat skills on a very large dildo.

Helena is from an area of New York State, not far from Saratoga, where I used to work, and I’ll tell ya, I never saw any girl with tits like hers. You could accuse me of not looking hard enough, but that would be a lie. And besides, you can’t miss Helena.

A tale of two lucky guys: the one getting smothered by Xena and the one fucking Brittany Andrews. Yes, THE Brittany Andrews

June 16, 2023 by Dave

Xena can make a man happy about getting smothered.

Luckiest man in the world? The guy who’s not only getting smothered by super-stacked natural Xena Zoraki today at XLGirls.com but is also enjoying the pleasures of her mouth and pussy.

Another luckiest man in the world? The young dude who’s fucking Brittany Andrews‘ gaping pussy next week at 40SomethingMag.com. Yes, I did say THE Brittany Andrews. Boob Cruiser. SCORE Girl. All-around fun babe. Early in my career at The SCORE Group, I had dinner with Brittany at a restaurant in Pompano Beach, Florida. A crowded restaurant with lots of families around. Whether she’s playing with herself, fucking or just talking, Brittany is not a quiet girl. Her half of the conversation was rated XXX, and everyone in the restaurant could hear her. Me? I just sat there, tried to listen and stared at her tits. Like I said, I was a TSG novice at the time. Now, I’d probably do the same thing.

By the way, Brittany looks great. Her tits are perfect. And that pussy…man, does it gape! Funny how I noticed it before. Or maybe she told me about her gaping pussy while we were sitting in that restaurant. I can’t recall.

 

 

 

Getting smothered by Emanuella’s naturals, and faulty boob radar

February 11, 2023 by Dave

This guy’s counting on Emanuella’s tits for oxygen.

Emanuella Rossa‘s new scene at XLGirls.com features the super-stacked hottie smothering poor Michael Fly with her tits. Did I say “poor Michael Fly”? Is there anyone out there who wouldn’t want to be in his shoes? Has he even noticed that he can’t breathe? Well, Mr. Fly does come up for air to fuck Emanuella’s rack and get a blow job. Then he fucks her. Ah, poor Michael Fly! Alas!

Elliot writes of this scene, “Emanuella Rossa and Michael Fly make a hot pair for this torrid XLGirls scene. They have an erotic attraction. The heat levels in the bedroom rise as they fuck and suck. Emanuella has an erotic and highly sexual nature that pulls you in.”

So, the other night, my boob radar failed me. I was in a park and saw a girl who was sitting down and watching a game. My boob radar didn’t go off at all. About a half hour later, she stood up and…holy, shit! She was wearing a thin, pink crop top, and her tits were huge. Not only that, I could see the outline of her bra through her top. How did my boob radar fail me? Has this ever happened to you?

 

A blog about creampies and a request for some answers

January 6, 2023 by Dave

Emma Shay says she loves cum. Here, she proves it.

“I have a cum fetish. I love watching guys cum or them getting it all over me.”

So says Emma Shay, who returns to fuck today at SCORELAND and gets the cum all over her. On her face. In her mouth. On her tits. Everywhere but in her pussy, which brings me to the point of this blog posting: the cum shot in porn.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I can count the times I didn’t cum in a woman’s pussy, and I’m guessing most men would say the same thing. I’ve never cum on a girl’s face. I have cum in her mouth, but only from blow jobs, and that’s not the point of this discussion, which is where do most men cum when they’re fucking a woman? In her pussy, right?  If you cum in her mouth, it’s because she’s giving you a blow job, and if you cum on her tits, it’s because you were tit-fucking her. But if you’re fucking her pussy, you cum in her pussy, right? No?

But then there’s mainstream porn, in which I’d say 90% of the cum shots are facials or in the girls’ mouths, and then there’s SCORELAND porn, in which the great majority of the cum shots are on the girls’ tits with most of the rest on her face or in her mouth.

However…the way most men cum…in the girl’s pussy (or on her pussy if they’re not wearing a condom and don’t want to get her pregnant)…is not only the least-common porn cum shot but also the one many guys find to be the hottest. The creampie.

Can someone explain this to me? I think I get it, but I’m not entirely certain.

Helena Hope returns to SCORELAND today. Happy New Year!

December 30, 2022 by Dave

Helena is a small-town girl with huge tits.

Helena Hope, one of 2022’s top newcomers and covergirl of SCORE Vol. 31 No. 3, returns to fuck P.O.V.-style today at SCORELAND. Helena was back in Miami last week and I had the chance to meet and interview her. I’d tell you some of the things she said, but I was too busy staring at her tits, which were pouring out of her little top, and her pussy, which she was kind enough to show me. Oh, I do remember one thing: She told me how she got into deepthroating and demonstrated on a toy she’d brought along. By that time, my mind was mush. Fortunately, we recorded the whole thing on video, and it’ll be posted one day on SCORELAND.

I can tell you that when I met her before the interview, she seemed very shy and I was wondering if the interview was going to be any good or if it was just going to be me asking questions and her giving one-word answers. Nope. Once the camera started rolling, Helena really opened up. Like Princess Pumpkins, Danielle Derek, Jessy Bunny and several other girls, Helena is really into tits, the bigger the better. She wants to go a lot bigger than she is now (see, I remembered that), and that should be a sight to see. Helena also has a fine ass. Anyway, we talked for a long time, and at the end, Helena said, “That was fun.” Oh, she also said seeing herself on the cover of SCORE was surreal.

Anyway, enjoy Helena. She’s quite a girl.