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The more you stare at Roxi's tits, the longer you'll live.
The headline in today’s New York Post definitely caught my eye: “Staring at women’s breasts is just one of six easy ways men can live longer.”
Turns out having lots of sex is another of those six ways.
Okay, when someone tells me to exercise two hours a day and not eat French fries, my mind glazes over.
But staring at tits and having a lot of sex? I can do that.
The article linked to another article in Medical Daily that stated, “Previously, it’s been reported men who stare at women’s breasts tend to live longer, but this has been debunked. However, Men’s Health provided a scientific explanation for why ogling at breasts could boost longevity for men.
“They explained staring at breasts or looking at cute animals benefit a man’s health by creating a positive mindset. Pleasant emotions can help both men and women make better decisions about their health.”
Basically, doing anything that feels good will make you live longer? Okay. And staring at tits is one of those ways?
1. If this is true, I’m going to live forever.
2. I knew we were doing a public service at SCORELAND, but I didn’t know how much of a public service.
Live longer. Check out your favorite racks today at SCORELAND.
If you touch it, you bought it.
This scene reminds me of my younger years, back in the 1980s, when hookers who looked like Victoria’s Secret models worked the streets of New York City, offering $30 blow jobs and $50 half and half. I’m talking about gorgeous women wearing scanty lingerie walking around the Chelsea, Meat Packing and Hell’s Kitchen Districts (now very expensive, fashionable areas) getting picked up by horny guys like me. Did I ever see a hooker in NYC whose tits were as big as Natasha’s G-cup naturals? No, but close. One called herself Dolly. I wonder why. Another called herself Dee. Again, I wonder why. These were the days before the Internet, before that piece of shit Rudy Giuliani decided to, quote unquote, clean up New York City.
Anyway, Dellon and Max are driving around town. They’re looking for a busty hooker. They get much more than they bargained for when they spot Natasha. Talk about a girl who knows how to close a deal!
By the way, Natasha has always been good at blow jobs, but I think her cock sucking in this scene is the best it’s ever been. Maybe she gets more turned on when there’s a cock in her pussy, too.
Natasha brings back the good ol’ days today at SCORELAND. Excellent stuff.
Maserati tit-fucks a staircase.
Maserati returns to SCORELAND today. What. A. Fucking. View. This girl never ceases to amaze.
On another subject, I was at the grocery store the other day and, while waiting in line at the checkout, I checked out the cover of the new issue of Cosmopolitan. The main headline was “101 HOT SEX MOVES” with the sub-head, “This master list will rock your body and blow your mind!”
Really? Seriously? I didn’t look inside because I knew I’d be disappointed.
Somehow, I knew the list wouldn’t include any of the following:
1. Having him squat over you so you can suck his balls.
2. Saliva strings.
3. Sucking his cock after it just came out of your pussy.
4. Sucking his cock after it just came out of your ass.
5. Licking his butthole and keeping your eyes open while you’re doing it, always looking up at your guy.
6. Moaning, “Oh, stick your big cock in my ass” while he’s banging you from behind.
7. Getting a boob job.
8. If he likes shaved pussy, letting him shave your pussy while he fucks your ass.
9. If he likes hairy pussy, growing it out for months, years.
10. Letting him fuck you in the missionary position while his favorite porn film with his favorite busty porn star is playing on the monitor above your head.
Did I miss anything? I’m sure if we really try, we can come up with 101 hot sex moves.
Danni plans on giving that mattress a workout.
Today at SCORELAND, Danni Lynne has her first three-way. I’m very excited about this. Danni is one of my favorites. Tony and Jimmy, who got the honors of doing Danni, were very excited about this, too.
The scene has added interest for me because of the setup: Danni needs a new mattress moved into her bedroom, so she calls her neighbors to help. It’s very important for a woman like Danni, who fucks a lot, to have a good mattress. These days, I’ve been experimenting with new mattresses, and the experience has not been enjoyable. It would be a lot more enjoyable if I could test mattresses with Danni.
Fact: Firm mattresses are better for fucking. They support you better so you don’t fall into the bed. If you want to fuck deep, a firm mattress is the way to go.
The guys cum all over Danni’s face and huge naturals. The photo set has some great cum shots. She really gets doused.
Thursday at SCORELAND: Katie Thornton returns.
It was extremely unlikely that office worker Aspen would be so good at porn. But she was.
It’s funny sometimes how things work out. For example, back in the day, before I became editor of SCORE, I was a Voluptuous reader first, a SCORE reader second. But when I became an editor at The SCORE Group, I was assigned to SCORE and only a little while later did I become V-mag‘s editor. All in all, I’ve been editing SCORE a lot longer than I’ve been editing V-mag.
As for magazines vs. the Internet, I was an early adopter of web porn. In fact, I was the first official SCORELAND subscriber. But when I got hired by The SCORE Group, it was as a magazine editor. So go figure.
Did I ever tell you the story of how I got hired by TSG? Back in 2001, I was frequenting a local strip joint near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It was one of those neighborhoody strip mall clubs that was topless only and had very friendly girls. Well, I was big on the day shift (better girls, smaller crowds), and one of the dancers had big, natural tits, so big that I thought she’d be perfect for Voluptuous. So, I did something I’d never done before: I wrote an email to an editor. SCORELAND‘s editor, who was and still is Elliot James. Elliot was so impressed by my detailed, descriptive email that a few months later, when I emailed him again to ask if TSG was hiring, he suggested that I apply for the job as SCORE‘s editor. So I did, and here I am.
As for the dancer, it turned out she had already posed for a Naughty Neighbors “House Party” feature. She was friends with Honey Melons, but this girl, Rachel, wasn’t busty enough for our big-boob mags. Nonetheless, Rachel probably changed my life. I wonder where she is now?
Interesting side story about Rachel: Her father would come to the club where she danced, and he often tipped her. I never could figure that out. For some perverted reason, I loved getting lapdances from her when her father was in the other room. I’d suck her tits, and her father would be in the other room!
Why am I telling this story now? Because for some reason, I was looking at Aspen’s scenes on XLGirls.com and SCORELAND, and I was thinking about how unlikely it was that this girl-next-door, an office worker from the Pacific Northwest, who had no aspirations to become a porn star would be so good at sucking and fucking porn cock in the few scenes she did for us (and only for us). I was wondering where she is now and how likely or unlikely it would be for her to return.
So, I was thinking about likely and unlikely things, and this blog posting happened.
Does Natasha have small hands, huge tits or both?
Natasha Sweet returns to SCORELAND tomorrow with new photos and two videos, and that’s great news. Natasha takes a shower, which means she gets her G-cup naturals all soapy and wet, and she also satisfies herself with a big fuck toy. Not too many girls have racks like Natasha’s and not too many girls know how to handle a fuck toy like she does. I’m going to estimate that about one in a million girls have the tits and the fuck toy skills (Karina Hart definitely did).
Today at SCORELAND: MILF of the Month Candace Harley, who I had the pleasure of meeting when she shot her very first hardcore scenes. Candace is a divorcee and mom from Miami, Florida who was very nervous about her first scene but did everything we asked her to do and more. As I wrote when her first scene was posted at 40SomethingMag.com, “Candace is a total amateur who’s not even a swinger, has never been a stripper and had never been filmed having sex on-camera. But a woman’s gotta start somewhere, and we’re glad Candace started with us.”
Friday: New Rachel Raxxx XXX.
That oughta keep you jacking for a while.
Codi Vore definitely knows how to pack a bikini.
Beautiful, naturally stacked newcomer Codi Vore returns to SCORELAND today with new photos and a video. She’s wearing a bikini, and that always does it for me. Bikinis, tight tops, sweaters…all that stuff.
Of course, we all love when the girls get their tits out, but I’ve always been big into the prelude, the setup, what the girl’s wearing before she takes off her clothes. I will often watch every second of the first three or four minutes of a XXX scene, the part before they get to the action, then fast-forward and skip through the rest of it. Even to this day, even though I know the setup and setting is almost always a fantasy (except in reality scenes), my mind buys into it. A model who I know isn’t a nurse plays a nurse? Now she’s a nurse. A woman who I know is married plays a divorcee? She’s divorced. So and so is sweet and innocent even though I know how much she loves to fuck? Now she’s sweet and innocent.
But I’m getting off-track. Bikinis…love ’em. Because, after all, how many times in a year, in your life, do you see a woman like Codi at the pool or beach, packing a bikini like she is here? There’s a reason the swimsuit issue of SCORE is always one of the most-anticipated and best-selling of any given year, and that’s part of it. Also, of course, it’s the ultimate cleavage show. And these girls look spectacular in bikinis.
The swimsuit issue is almost always in August, and one year, we decided to do it in the October issue. When the August issue came without bikinis, we got tons of letters asking, “Where’s the bikini issue?” or “Don’t tell me you did away with the swimsuit issue!”
I wonder what would happen if we devoted an entire issue to photos of girls in swimsuits, tight tops and sweaters? I wonder how well it would sell. Some guys would scream, “Where the fuck is the nudity?” but a lot of guys would like it. Not that we’re planning on doing this, but it would be interesting.
Codi Vore would definitely be in it.
Enjoy the view.
It’s always breaking news when a pretty girl with huge naturals comes to SCORELAND. And, actually, the film is at four o’clock EST. That’s the time each day that we update SCORELAND. Saturday at 4 p.m. EST, Milly puts on a poolside bikini show.
Every Milly solo show seems like a countdown to her first boy-girl scene. It’s coming. I promise you. But Milly is going to tease us for a while first.
I’m still having very pleasurable flashbacks about walking into that house in Miami last week and seeing Milly playing with her tits. The girl is a bundle of tits and personality, and she loves modeling. It shows in her photos. I also grabbed a peek at the photos of her boy-girl scene with JMac. I have to say, she did everything a 20-year-old could do to get all of JMac’s cock down her throat. Here’s to youthful enthusiasm!
Here’s to youthful tits…big, firm and natural, riding high on her chest, barely a trace of sag.
Christy has always had a very flexible way about her.
I’m working hard and hard at work on the 25th anniversary issue of SCORE, and I keep coming across great pictures of Christy Marks. It’s enough to slow a guy down. This photo is from the Big-Boob Paradise shoot in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, in 2007. I’m happy to say I was there with Christy, Lorna Morgan, Terry Nova, Angela White and Gianna Rossi. What a house of big tits!
This week at SCORELAND: Danni Lynne fucks JMac today.
Newcomer Stefania Thursday.
Newcomer Natasha Sweet fucks on Friday, and I can’t wait. This girl is great.
Newcomer Milly Marks (no relation to Christy but a member of the big-boob sisterhood) returns on Saturday.
And here I am, stuck on Christy Marks, our Model of the Decade for 2000-2009.
We can never get enough Katies.
The great Katie Thornton, finalist for SCORE Model of the Year and currently locked in a hot battle with three-time winner Hitomi for the 2016 award, returns today at SCORELAND in a pretty fascinating mirror set. Hey, the more Katie the better.
I think Katie and Hitomi should oil-wrestle for the title.
In today’s posting, Elliot includes a brief chat with Katie. I’m including it here with my annotations.
SCORELAND: Katie, what do you think are your best features?
Katie: I think besides my boobs, my legs are my second best.
Obviously, Katie is approaching this from a woman’s point of view. Her best feature is probably her face, but her next-best features are her tits and her cleavage. Her legs are very nice, but her ass is good, too. I’m also partial to her pussy. I also think she has a great voice.
SCORELAND: Many would say your face, even big-boob purists.
Katie: A lot of women come over to me and ask me if they can touch my boobs. I’ll say, “Yeah, go for it.” I’m fine with that. I like women.
Here’s further incentive for men to dress up like women so they can get to do things like this. The thing is, I just don’t see why women get to touch her tits in public but men don’t. Just because we get hard-ons? Does Katie think these women aren’t getting wet pussies when they grope her rack in public? Is this a sex thing? Or does Katie just realize that once invited to touch her tits, a man isn’t going to stop?
SCORELAND: Who’s better at eating pussy, men or women?
Katie: Oh, women, definitely.
I’m not going to get into the details of this or why women might be better at eating pussy than men are. I’m more focused on Katie’s answer, which indicates that she’s had her pussy eaten by women quite a few times. I like to think about that. I like to envision that.
When they were in Miami together, Katie and Danniella Levy stayed in the same hotel. I’m just going to assume that they went back to one room, not two, at night and ate each other’s pussies.
Is everyone okay with that?