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I did not get this kind of treatment after my bra thievery incident.
Holy crap, I can’t believe I’m about to make this confession, but we’re all friends here, right? And I think the statute of limitations on bra theft is less than 30 years, so I’m safe.
I had actually forgotten about this incident in my life. I was reminded of it only because Amaya May has a new hardcore posting today at SCORELAND, and it starts with Amaya finding one of her bras in a guy’s closet. As Elliot elegantly puts it, “This man is a bra thief!”
I thought, “What kind of man steals a woman’s bra?”
And I remembered, “You, Dave. You stole a woman’s bra!”
Yes, me! I did it! I confess!
And I got caught!
The embarrassing story goes like this: At the time, I was dating a girl who had nice tits but not big tits. She was living in a house with a girl who had HUGE tits and liked to show them off.
So, one morning after staying there the night before, I was in the bathroom, taking a shower, when I noticed the girl’s bra hanging over the sink. Those cups were the size of hammocks. I couldn’t resist. I slipped the bra into my overnight bag and absconded with it.
Well, about a month later, my girlfriend found it in the place where I was living. By that time, I had–ahem–used it several times.
The weird thing about it is that she didn’t bat an eye. She just said, “That’s not mine.” She didn’t ask whose it was. Maybe she already knew. Maybe a stolen bra alert had gone out in her house a few weeks earlier. I don’t know. That’s the weirdest part of the story…that my girlfriend didn’t seem bothered by this mysterious bra in my drawer.
You’re probably wondering what I did with the bra after I found it.
I did what any normal man would do: I hid it better.
Elliot asked Amaya if she’s ever caught a guy stealing one of her bras. She said, “I’ve caught guys sneaking a peek at the size of my bra!”
I do that all the time. I love bra tags.
Okay, we’re heading into TMI territory. Maybe we were already there.
This is the part of the scene where Camelia takes the dude back to a sleazy motel room.
A remastered version of one of my favorite scenes from Sex In The Titties went up at XLGirls.com. In this scene, a girl is walking down a street in downtown Miami, her big naturals straining her yellow top. The guy looks up from his call phone, gives her a hard once over and says, “Nice fuckin’ rack.”
And then the girl stops, gives him the once over and says, “Sweet cock.”
At which point they go back to his car and make out, then they go to a sleazy motel room and fuck.
Does this kind of stuff happen in real life? Probably. Once in a while. But it happens all the time in porn fantasy land. That’s why when people sometimes tell me that a concept for a scene is too unrealistic, my response is usually, “So?”
Hey, if it can’t happen in pornland, where can it happen?
Georgina Gee is plush.
Georgina Gee, a girl I really came to appreciate when putting together the Summer 2017 issue of XL Girls magazine, makes her XLGirls.com debut today with photos and a video. Plus, there’s a unique bonus interview with Georgina that was conducted by Jem Stone, who you might remember from the October 2007 issue of SCORE. In the interview, boob-obsessed Jem can barely keep her hands off of Georgina’s big naturals. Actually, she doesn’t keep her hands off of them. At the end, Jem rubs her boobs against Georgina’s. Very entertaining. She also squeezes Georgina’s boobs midway through the chat.
How come I never get to do that when I interview the girls?
Jem asked, “When you go out, do you dress to emphasize your breasts?”
And Georgina said, “I don’t even have to try. Sometimes I wear tight tops, tight tees. I get a lot of whistles from people driving by in their cars.”
By the way, you can call her Gina. See her today at XLGirls.com.
Vanessa is certainly worthy of a start-to-finish jack.
The new poll question, “When you masturbate, how often do you start and finish with the same model?”, was something I was thinking about this morning. Perhaps the question should have been worded, “Do you start and finish with the same photo or video of the same model?” I know for me, it’s a rare occasion that I do. I’ll start somewhere and end up somewhere else, and most of the time, I have no idea where I’m going to end up. Something slips into my mind. Then I think, “Oh, that girl,” or “Oh, that scene.” It’s one of the great things about the Internet; you can switch from one girl to another, one scene to another, almost seamlessly. In the old days, I used to have to keep a pile of SCOREs and Vmags by my side. Actually, I still do. As I’m writing this, every issue of SCORE and Vmag dating back to the very beginning is to my left.
So, today at SCORELAND, I’ll probably start with the new photos and videos of Vanessa Y., but is that where I’ll finish? Will I stay loyal to Vanessa? Judging by my history, probably not.
How about you?
This is Amaya May. Or is it Paige Turner? Nope, it's Amaya.
This is Paige Turner. Or is it Amaya May? Nope, it's Paige.
Today at SCORELAND, Paige Turner sucks, fucks and gets her G-cup naturals glazed.
Today in the mind of the SCORE and Voluptuous editor, my continuing struggle to tell Paige and Amaya May apart.
I don’t know why I have such a hard time with this. When I look at a girl, are hair and tits all I see? Is the fact that they’re both super-stacked naturals with dark hair enough to boggle my mind?
Apparently, it is.
Paige has G-cups. Amaya has G-cups. Amaya is 5’7″. Paige is 5’5″. But they really do have similar bodies, don’t they? Curvy and packed. And don’t they bear a facial resemblance? Just a little? No? Now that I’m looking at their photos side by side, they really don’t, do they? They have completely different facial features. And Amaya has more-pronounced tan lines.
Okay, I’m lost on this one. But wouldn’t a Paige/Amaya girl-girl (or girl-girl-boy) be something to see?
Squeeze those natural puppies, Dors!
The debate over tattoos goes on and on with seemingly no end in sight. But when I look at this picture of Dors Feline, I don’t think, “I could do without the tats.” I do think, “I don’t think I could do without those tits.” Now, granted, if you gave me the choice between tats or no tats, I’d pick no tats almost every time. I say almost because I like tats on tits and I also like tats on shaved pussy mounds. It gives a girl an extra-slutty look.
But when I look at this picture, I know from the reaction down below that the tats don’t matter. The tits do.
By the way, it seems as if former SCORE Girl Mia Khalifa (discovered by yours truly and friends, of course) is getting into cooking. This is a surprising move for a girl who came to our attention when she was working at a greasy spoon burger joint that served up barely edible food. Anyway, I hope things are going well with Mia (although things are not going well with her favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals).
Cover 1: Linsey Dawn McKenzie
The June 2017 issue of SCORE is available now in print and digital versions at eBoobStore.com (and very likely the print version wherever adult mags are sold).
Cover 2: Dolly Fox
It’s a special edition, a real labor of love, because it celebrates the 25th anniversary of SCORE (the first issue was June 1992) and the winners of the 2016 SCORE Awards for Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Hardcore Performer of the Year and the newest inductee into the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
I wish I could tell you how much time went into compiling the five special 25th anniversary pictorials, but I lost count. Actually, I was never counting. Going through 25 years of great photos of great girls is very enjoyable. The surprising part was discovering so many photos that had never been published in the magazine. How’s that possible? Easy. Mags have limited space, but amazing photos of girls like SaRenna Lee, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Tiffany Towers, Chloe Vevrier, etc., etc., etc., are unlimited.
This issue is special for another reason: It’s our first with two front covers. On one: Newcomer of the Year Dolly Fox. Katie Thornton is the Model of the Year. Tigerr Benson is Hardcore Performer of the Year. Lorna Morgan was voted into the Hall of Fame.
On the other: Linsey Dawn McKenzie.
If that LDM cover looks familiar, it should. But why? Which of you out there have great memories?
The more you stare at Roxi's tits, the longer you'll live.
The headline in today’s New York Post definitely caught my eye: “Staring at women’s breasts is just one of six easy ways men can live longer.”
Turns out having lots of sex is another of those six ways.
Okay, when someone tells me to exercise two hours a day and not eat French fries, my mind glazes over.
But staring at tits and having a lot of sex? I can do that.
The article linked to another article in Medical Daily that stated, “Previously, it’s been reported men who stare at women’s breasts tend to live longer, but this has been debunked. However, Men’s Health provided a scientific explanation for why ogling at breasts could boost longevity for men.
“They explained staring at breasts or looking at cute animals benefit a man’s health by creating a positive mindset. Pleasant emotions can help both men and women make better decisions about their health.”
Basically, doing anything that feels good will make you live longer? Okay. And staring at tits is one of those ways?
1. If this is true, I’m going to live forever.
2. I knew we were doing a public service at SCORELAND, but I didn’t know how much of a public service.
Live longer. Check out your favorite racks today at SCORELAND.
If you touch it, you bought it.
This scene reminds me of my younger years, back in the 1980s, when hookers who looked like Victoria’s Secret models worked the streets of New York City, offering $30 blow jobs and $50 half and half. I’m talking about gorgeous women wearing scanty lingerie walking around the Chelsea, Meat Packing and Hell’s Kitchen Districts (now very expensive, fashionable areas) getting picked up by horny guys like me. Did I ever see a hooker in NYC whose tits were as big as Natasha’s G-cup naturals? No, but close. One called herself Dolly. I wonder why. Another called herself Dee. Again, I wonder why. These were the days before the Internet, before that piece of shit Rudy Giuliani decided to, quote unquote, clean up New York City.
Anyway, Dellon and Max are driving around town. They’re looking for a busty hooker. They get much more than they bargained for when they spot Natasha. Talk about a girl who knows how to close a deal!
By the way, Natasha has always been good at blow jobs, but I think her cock sucking in this scene is the best it’s ever been. Maybe she gets more turned on when there’s a cock in her pussy, too.
Natasha brings back the good ol’ days today at SCORELAND. Excellent stuff.
Maserati tit-fucks a staircase.
Maserati returns to SCORELAND today. What. A. Fucking. View. This girl never ceases to amaze.
On another subject, I was at the grocery store the other day and, while waiting in line at the checkout, I checked out the cover of the new issue of Cosmopolitan. The main headline was “101 HOT SEX MOVES” with the sub-head, “This master list will rock your body and blow your mind!”
Really? Seriously? I didn’t look inside because I knew I’d be disappointed.
Somehow, I knew the list wouldn’t include any of the following:
1. Having him squat over you so you can suck his balls.
2. Saliva strings.
3. Sucking his cock after it just came out of your pussy.
4. Sucking his cock after it just came out of your ass.
5. Licking his butthole and keeping your eyes open while you’re doing it, always looking up at your guy.
6. Moaning, “Oh, stick your big cock in my ass” while he’s banging you from behind.
7. Getting a boob job.
8. If he likes shaved pussy, letting him shave your pussy while he fucks your ass.
9. If he likes hairy pussy, growing it out for months, years.
10. Letting him fuck you in the missionary position while his favorite porn film with his favorite busty porn star is playing on the monitor above your head.
Did I miss anything? I’m sure if we really try, we can come up with 101 hot sex moves.