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Yes, there were busty babes before SCORE came along

November 13, 2016 by Dave 17 Comments

Laura Sands, aka Becky Clay. Where is she now?

I’ve been thinking about Laura Sands, aka Becky Clay, one of the stacked stars of the early 1980s. Laura was one of the few big-boobed babes back in the day who did porn, so whenever I think about Laura, I also think about Lisa DeLeeuw, Kay Parker, Stacey Owen and Sue Nero. Of this bunch, Lisa did the nastiest stuff, Kay was the MILF who became famous for the Taboo movies, Stacey probably had the biggest tits and Laura had the girl-next-door look.

Brief aside about Sue: One afternoon, I walked into the Harmony in downtown Manhattan, sat down in one of those beat-up theater seats they had and checked out the girl who was on-stage. She was on all fours with her ass and pussy in the air, and without even seeing her face or tits, I thought, “That’s Suzy Nero!” And, indeed, it was. You have to be a real pervert to be able to recognize a girl by just her asshole and pussy.

Anyway, back to Laura. I was thinking about Laura because SCORE‘s 25th anniversary is coming up quickly, and we were talking about girls who pre-dated the magazine. Laura was one of them. This girl’s pussy was so hairy, it caught your eye even in a day when very few adult models shaved their pussies. Laura had a bush!

Who were your favorite girls who pre-dated SCORE?

Do any of you remember those black-and-white porn mags that were devoted to one girl?

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There’s something about nurses

October 30, 2016 by Dave 2 Comments

Nurse Sha Rizel.

The other day, I was interviewing a new, busty 40Something model named Candace Harley when she mentioned that she was going back to school. I asked her what she was going for, and I guessed her response at the same time she said it: “Nursing.”

Nurse Bliss.

Why is it that so many adult models are either former nurses, current nurses or want to become nurses? I asked this question in a blog about Tigerr Benson’s XXX nurse pictorial and video in which I pointed out that nurse is the most-common current, former or future occupation of SCORE Girls. V-Girls, too. And the ladies at 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com. I concluded by saying, “Nurses are the horniest women in the world.”

I mean, it’s almost becoming a cliche, and the trend seems to be on the uptick. More and more nurses are finding their way to our studios (yes, that’s plural studios: We’re now actively shooting in California and Europe in addition to Miami, Florida). As I mentioned in that blog posting, the nurses themselves explain that they’re more comfortable with the human body than are most people. But there has to be more to it than that. But what?

MILF Persia Monir applies her nursing skills.

The fantasy about the naughty nurse is not just a fantasy. It’s real. Alyssa Lynn used to be a nurse. Renee Ross used to be a nurse. The list goes on.

I once knew this guy, a real blowhard, who said of women, “When in doubt, date a nurse.”

When in doubt? What did he mean by that? Did he mean that if you have a choice between dating a nurse and dating a school teacher, date the nurse? Who makes choices like that?

Anyway, there are a lot of nurse pictorials and videos at SCORELAND (and on Monday, a scene is going up at 40Something in which MILF Charli Shay is a nurse who provides visual inspiration to a guy having trouble giving a sperm sample at a clinic).

Nurses are caring. We knew that. They’re comforting and good with their hands. We knew that, too. A lot of them have huge boobs. Did we know that?

Well, we do now.

If you know a busty or MILFy nurse, think about telling her about us. She might have already thought about nude modeling. Ask her if she’d like to see SCORELAND. This much is true: You have a much better chance of getting a busty nurse to pose nude than you do with a woman in any other profession…except stripper, of course.

 

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Danielle Derek returns to SCORELAND, where it all began

September 28, 2016 by Dave 1 Comment

Danielle can't wait to spread her legs for cock.

Danielle Derek, one of my favorite SCORE XXX girls ever, returns to SCORELAND today after too long of an absence. It’s great to have her back, especially since her body is still mint. Her waist is still tiny. Her tits are still huge. She’s like a Barbie Doll come to life, but this Barbie Doll sucks, fucks and takes it up the ass. Not today. Today, she’s re-introducing us to her body. But hardcore is coming soon, and Danielle is just as wild and nasty as ever.

SCORELAND is where it all began for Danielle back in 2005. She walked into our studio with her bosom buddy Alexia Moore, and I remember interviewing them for their girl-girl, tit-to-tit, pussy-eating scene. They told me they spent most of the flight down to Miami talking about big tits. At the time, Danielle didn’t fuck on-camera, but her first fucks were just around the corner. She did anal almost from the start. She was always very good at gagging herself on cock. Her scene in the movie Tits-A-Poppin’ remains one of my favorites. Danielle looks spectacular in that scene, almost kind of innocent, but her tits keep popping out of her top, and fucking ensues. Of course, she takes it up the ass.

Welcome back, Danielle!

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That sigh of relief you just heard was Rachel’s bra after being given the rest of the day off

August 24, 2016 by Dave 5 Comments

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Respect that bra, Rachel. It does a lot of heavy lifting.

It’s not easy being Rachel Raxxx’s bra. Oh, sure, you get to be as close as possible to Rachel’s JJ-cup naturals all day and night, but can you imagine the strain?

Rachel returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. Also, Day 24 of our month-long Linsey Dawn McKenzie celebration.

What’s your favorite LDM photo set? Have any of you ever met Linsey, and, if so, where, and what happened? I think I’ve told this story, but I once interviewed Linsey while she was taking a bath. She was naked, of course. Elliot and I also once went out to dinner with Linsey and her sister Alyson, and you should’ve seen the looks on people’s faces when the busty sisters walked into the restaurant.

 

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Have you ever dated a girl just because of her tits? If so, how did it go?

May 22, 2016 by Dave 20 Comments

Micky has a great rack. I like that about her.

I hope Micky Bells doesn’t take this the wrong way. I’m not saying her gigantic naturals are the only reason to date her. She happens to be a very nice girl. I used this photo under that headline only because I like the photo.

But have you ever dated a girl for no other reason than that you liked her tits? Did it work out? Did she know you were only dating her for her tits? Did you ever get to play with those tits? Did the relationship develop…in other words, did you end up loving more than her tits?

I once dated a girl because of her tits, although maybe “dated” is the wrong word. I saw her in a supermarket near Fort Lauderdale. She was wearing a tight, white, low-cut tank top and short shorts. Mega-cleavage. Definitely natural. She wasn’t pretty. Actually, facially, she was unattractive. But I didn’t care. I liked her tits, so when we both somehow found ourselves on the same checkout line at the same time–I have no idea how that happened–I started talking to her and got her number. Then I called her and asked her out.

She showed up for our date wearing hooker-wear: A low-cut, tight, red dress with no bra and, just as obviously, thong underwear. Fuck-me pumps, too.

She walked out on me an hour later when I revealed my job to her.

“You’re a pervert,” she said. “I can’t date a pervert.”

Then, tits jiggling, she sashayed out of the restaurant.

That’s the last time I tried to date a girl just because of her tits. I mean, how could I have been so shallow?

BTW, new Micky Bells photos and video today at SCORELAND. It’s okay to jack to a girl just because you like her tits.

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Remembering Sabrina Linn, who came and went and came again

April 26, 2016 by Dave 9 Comments

Sabrina really liked Johnny Champ. She was on her knees and sucking his cock even when the cameras weren't rolling. Johnny really liked Sabrina, too.

Sabrina Linn pushed a lot of buttons when she made her worldwide fucking-on-camera debut at SCORELAND in 2011 (and in SCORE magazine in 2012).

Big, fake tits? Check.

Lots of tattoos, including one above her pussy? Check.

Pierced nipples? Check.

Multiple piercings on her pussy? Check.

MILF? Check.

Basically, there were a lot of reasons for a lot of guys to like her and a lot of reasons for some guys to not like her. But Sabrina’s blond hair, huge tits and sexual acrobatics (including taking it up the ass from the biggest of the big) mostly won the day.

Sabrina, a swinger who fucked a lot, came to us twice within a seven-month period but never modeled again. Too bad. She was as raunchy as they come.

“I’m a mom,” she said. “I’m a really good girl in the community. I’m a very wonderful, fun and good little girl who does everything proper and a crazy girl who does everything freaky and wild and does my own thing.”

She called me “sir.” I call her a fuck toy. Sabrina has photos and a video today at SCORELAND.

 

 

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The time I asked Africa Sexxx to do the impossible

April 12, 2016 by Dave 2 Comments

Africa prepares to show off her deep-throat skills.

I might have told you this story before, but I’ll risk repeating myself.

This happened in my early days at SCORE, about three months after I started, back in June 2001. Africa Sexxx was in the studio and so was a young photographer who had not shot a single hardcore scene in his life (our main photographer was out sick). Anyway, the boss asked me to go into the studio and direct Africa’s XXX scene. It did not go well. The stud had wood problems, and it wasn’t his fault at all. It was my fault.

Okay, that didn’t sound right. It was my fault because the shoot went on far too long, so he was up and down, up and down. I had them do too many positions, and, finally, his poor pecker was pooped. But that’s not what I remember most about that scene.

Actually, what I remember most about that scene was Africa’s big, natural hangers and ultra-pink pussy, the pinkest I’ve ever seen.

I also remember asking her to do the impossible. Man, did I make a fool of myself.

Picture this: Africa was on the bed on all fours, tits hanging. Her stud was behind her, fucking her. And I thought it would be a great idea if Africa massaged her tits while she got fucked from behind.

So, at my direction, she grabbed one tit. Then I said, “Grab the other at the same time.”

She looked at me like I was crazy.

“I’ll face-plant if I do that,” she said.

Of course. She’d face-plant. She wouldn’t be able to hold herself up.

That was the last time I was ever called in to direct a hardcore shoot. As for Africa, she continued to shoot some of the hottest hardcore ever, like the remastered scene that’s going up today at SCORELAND.

She does suck cock hands-free.

 

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“Scorecard” letters. We get “Scorecard” letters.

March 28, 2016 by Elliot James 12 Comments

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing

Dave and Elliot’s series on lap dancing (“The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing“) was a hoot. I’m sure much of it was true, but I’ve found that strip clubs in North Carolina are dull compared to the clubs in Florida. The part of the article that interested me was the so-called SCORE/Voluptuous model with body odor. I love the natural odor of a woman during sex. Call me a freak and a pervert, but I get off on the smell of women. My girlfriend plays golf, and after 18 holes, she’s hot and sweaty. The first time we had sex was after her three-hour-plus round with her girlfriends. She wanted to shower first, but I was too horny. She worried about her smell. I told her I was turned on by her smell. We fucked all over the apartment for about 45 minutes. I enjoyed every whiff of her body. She knows I’m a freak and loves that I want to smell her pussy and asshole when I’m giving head. So if a girl has a little stink, go for it and enjoy!–B.H.

Girls wanted. Must have big boobs.

Where do you guys find and recruit your models? I ask because I know a woman who would be perfect for you. She has long, blond hair, 44E tits and a great body. She’s not really my girlfriend, at least not yet, but she is the kind I really like. She thinks she’s fat, but I keep telling her that many, many men adore women like her and there are even magazines dedicated to full-figured women. I have read interviews of women who said they were encouraged by their husbands or boyfriends to pose nude for you so that got my curiosity involved. How can I get info on how to get my friend to apply to be a model?–T.G.,

We never met a woman who didn’t think she was fat. We find models from all over. It’s more difficult now for American-based companies to photograph non-US models on US soil because of government requirements. That’s why we shoot girls like Lila Payne outside the US. Log on to http://www.BeAScoreModel.com for the answers to your questions. The way to apply for any of our categories are outlined.

Sometimes ya feel like a nut

My favorite way to see a video end is the facial or in the mouth with cum swallowing and dripping out of her mouth onto her tits. Everyone, including yourselves, seems to end quickly as soon as the male cums. You should linger more after the cum shot and not be in such a rush to end the scene. If she will take cum in her mouth, let’s see the girls roll the cum around in their mouths, opening their mouths wide and sticking out their tongues in a playful way. When the guy just cums on her tits with the girl just laying there quietly and the scene fades out, there’s no sharing between them. She might as well be a photo he is cumming on. When she opens her mouth and offers her face for cum, it feels like they are sharing and that she really wants to enjoy his cum. Now, if a girl doesn’t want cum on her face or in her mouth, she should at least rub the cum into her tits for a while before the scene is ended or, better, let’s see her get up and shower it off in the bathroom like she would do normally. Another thing you should do is to get very close to her tits or face, wherever the guy cums. I am not a fan of creampies unless the girl is good at raving about it when he cums and she pushes it out, and most of them are not. Creampies are boring and you have no choice but to look at the guy’s cock in her pussy until he pulls out. I would rather see her face as she waits for the cum. What’s also very important is that you need males who can produce a respectable load of semen. If they can’t, I suggest they go on the Internet and see what foods and nutrients they should add to their diets to produce bigger and thicker amounts.–F.D.

Emails. Letters. Comments. The girls actually do read them in the magazines and online.


 

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The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Five & Conclusion

February 24, 2016 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage.

Click here for Part Four

LAP DANCE ETIQUETTE

Or, that dance doesn’t stink. You do!

You’re not going on a date when you enter a strip club and look for a lap dance, but you’re still going to be associating with women. Just because you have what they want (money) doesn’t mean you can be a disgusting pig. So, before you leave for the club:

1. Take a shower or make sure you smell good. You want these girls getting as close to you as possible, and they’re not going to want to if you smell like a garbage dump.

2. Think twice before putting on cologne. What if she doesn’t like what you’re wearing? What if it reminds her of her ex-deadbeat boyfriend (as opposed to her current deadbeat boyfriend)? Remember, you’re not trying to build a long-lasting relationship with her. You’re trying to get her to grind your cock in a way that’ll get you off.

3. Don’t wear rough pants. If you wear denim jeans, make sure they’re soft and pre-washed. Soft khakis are good. Sweatpants are fine, too, if the club allows them. Loose and soft is the way to go. If you have the balls, wear baggy shorts with no underwear. When you get to the club, take your keys and bulky items out of your front pockets.

4. If you haven’t shaved for a few days, shave. If you scrape a dancer’s boobs with your metrosexual stubble, her experience will be less than pleasant, and that will affect your experience. This rule does not apply if you have a full, soft beard.

Then, when you get to the club:

1. Don’t get drunk off your ass. First, you want to exercise some money management. One time, a friend and I went to a ballgame in Montreal. He drank a beer an inning. Then we went to one of Montreal’s notorious strip joints, at which he promptly fell in love with a dancer, convinced himself that she liked him and proceeded to empty his pockets. Of course, when he ran out of money, her love affair with him was over. A drunk guy in a strip club is what’s known as a mark. Nobody wants to be a mark.

2. Don’t be loud and obnoxious. Very few dancers like loud, obnoxious guys (they remind them of their boyfriends).

3. Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage. You’ll score points with all the dancers, who’ll be more eager to score with you.

4. Don’t tip for a single lap dance. If you do, you will lock yourself in with that dancer. If you buy three or four dances from a girl, then you can throw in a tip after the final dance. Make her work for her money.

5. If you can swing it, tip the bouncer when you walk in. He’ll appreciate it and leave you alone (unless you’re violating the “Rules of the Room”).

6. If you intend to shoot a load during the dance, go to the men’s room while you’re hard or semi-hard and put on a condom. Otherwise, you’ll stain your shorts and pants and make a mess.

7. Dancers know they have hot bodies or they wouldn’t have been hired by the club, but they still need verbal reinforcement. Compliment her on her hair and body while she’s lapping you (without sounding like a porno perv).

8. Between  dances with the same girl, take a break for a chat (the length of one song) and offer to give her a foot massage. Dancers love foot massages (they’re standing on high heels for eight hours at a time), and when she starts her next dance, she’ll probably be more generous with her body.

9. Be nice to her. Use your hands to make love to her body. Just because she’s a stripper doesn’t mean she doesn’t like to feel good. When she’s sitting on your lap with her back to you, breathe lightly on the nape of her neck or into her ear. These are powerful erogenous zones for a woman, and even the toughest dancer will find herself getting turned on.

10. Keep the grinding rhythmic and strong when she is sitting on your lap. Match her motion, as if you’re dancing with her.

There are a few more touchy subjects we should deal with, too.

V.I.P. Rooms: Once she’s sitting on your lap, there’s a good chance she’ll try to lure you into the V.I.P. room. V.I.P. rooms tend to be very pricey, and what you’ll receive in the room varies from club to club and state to state (in some cases, you’ll get nothing more than a more-private experience and a bottle of overpriced champagne; in other cases, and for considerably more money, you’ll get a hand job, maybe a blow job, maybe full service). If you don’t want to go into the V.I.P. room, just say to her, nicely, “No thanks. I’m fine out here.” If she keeps pushing you, she’s a money-hungry whore and it might be time for you to cum and run. Or just run.

The Lap Dance Room Blow Job: Yes, there are clubs (I’ve been in them) where blow jobs or hand jobs, sometimes even full, sit-on-your-cock sex, are offered in the Lap Dance Room. I’ve been in clubs in which the girl pulled my cock out and went down to suck without even asking. Now, this might be tough to do in this situation, but it’s important: Insist on a condom. Because your cock won’t be the first cock she’s sucked in the Lap Dance Room. And it won’t be the last. Can you be positive that the last unsheathed cock she sucked was disease-free? No, you can’t!

Got all that? Now go out and get your dance!

Editors: Dave Rosenbaum & Elliot James

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The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Four

February 22, 2016 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Today we address the "Rules of the Room."

Click here for Part 3

RULES OF THE ROOM

Or, how to avoid getting bounced.

I’ve had my hand pushed away by a lap dancer. But never twice by the same lap dancer. At least not on the same part of her body.

I’ve locked my mouth around a lap dancer’s tit and heard, “Lick. Don’t suck.” And she only had to tell me once.

I’ve had hundreds of lap dances, some good, some bad, some memorable, and by now, I think I know the Rules of the Room.

You’re not going to see the Rules of the Lap Dance Room posted anywhere. You just have to know them.

1. No means no. Listen to what she says! You do not want to piss off your lap dancer. She’s your friend. You want her to make you happy. You want her to want to make you happy. So when she tells you not to bite or suck her nipple, don’t bite it. If you’re kneading her tits like a pile of dough and she says, “Soft, not hard,” then soft, not hard, it is.

2. Do not try to finger her pussy unless she invites you to do it. Don’t worry. She’ll let you know if it’s okay. You’ll be playing with her hips. Maybe your hand will wander over her G-string. And she’ll direct your hand to her pussy. If she does, rub it. If she moans, finger it. The same rule applies to her ass, although I’ve been with only a handful of dancers who let me finger their assholes. Which brings me to the next rule…

3. If she’s letting you finger her, don’t go from her pussy to her ass and back again. That’s an hygienic no-no.

4. Keep your cock in your pants unless she invites you to take your cock out of your pants, which she probably won’t. Violating this rule could get you thrown out of the club if there’s a bouncer nearby.

5. Don’t try to kiss her on the lips. Kiss her ears (but don’t stick your tongue in them), kiss her shoulders, kiss her neck, but don’t try to kiss her on the lips, don’t try to French her and don’t slobber! Besides, for reasons I’m not going to go into here but should be obvious, you don’t want to French her.

6. Remember, a good dancer not only wants to make you happy this time, she wants to keep you as a customer. She’ll let you know what you can do, either by directing your hands or whispering in your ear. On the other hand…

7. A good, professional dancer never gives it all away during the first song. Chances are–and this only goes for a good dancer–the more you invest, the more comfortable she’ll get with you and the more risqué she’ll become. The more certain she’ll be that you’re not a cop. Strippers are like real-life girls in that way. The more time you spend with them, the nicer they are to you. Unless you’re an asshole.

8. Don’t be afraid to make special requests. No, I’m not telling you to say to her, “Blow me.” What I’m saying is, if she’s facing you and you want to see her ass, just say to her, “Let me see your ass.” Say it politely, not gruffly. If she has her ass in your face and you want to see her tits, ask her to turn around. Don’t say, “Turn around, bitch.” Say, “Let me see those beautiful tits again.”

Finally, make sure your cock is facing the right way (whatever’s comfortable for you; for me, it’s up and leaning left). Don’t be afraid to say to her, “Can you give me a second to adjust myself?” She’s been through this routine before. And be discreet when the bouncer or bartender are nearby or in the room. In other words, when the bouncer walks by isn’t the time to shove a finger up her tight little ass.

Know the rules of the club. Know the girl’s rules. If you really like a dancer, build a relationship with her. No, I’m not telling you to take her home to meet the parents. With familiarity comes better, hotter dances.

To be continued.

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