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Break out the…Kleenex…for Holly Garner

January 8, 2022 by Dave

Holly and her hangers.

Holly Garner returns to SCORELAND today, and that’s always reason to be happy (the first editor of SCORE would have urged you to pull up your happy seat and break out the Bounty, although I can’t imagine anyone using paper towels when they jack; a little rough, don’t you think?). I have a few things to say about Holly.

1. She is about to join select company: girls who have been the covergirl of both SCORE and Voluptuous magazines. She’s the covergirl of the issue of SCORE we’re working on now.

2. Whenever I look at Holly, I think she’s a lot younger than she is. I’ve been working on a teen tit dream special for one of our anniversary editions of SCORE and kept thinking I forgot about Holly and kept having to remember she’s in her 20s. But there’s a youth and innocence about her that says, “Teen tit dream,” don’t you think?

3. The photo I’ve chosen for this blog shows Ms. Garner in one of my favorite positions. I really can’t explain it, but this is a great position for busty naturals. It’s kind of a hanger shot but not really a hanger shot. Such a shot always shows off the fullness of a busty babe’s tits. However–and now I’m about to get into some shop talk–it’s not a great photo for magazines because of that big block of empty space in the northeast portion. One way around that is to put some copy there (or another small photo). Cropping the photo at her thighs and turning it into a vertical, in my opinion, changes the whole nature of the photo (but at the same time allows us to use it as a full-pager; as a horizontal, it’s going to be a half-pager).

Okay, enough shop talk. Enjoy Holly.

The eyes have it

December 2, 2021 by Elliot James

This shot would suggest that Jessica Bunnington is not thinking about Perry but the guys watching her scene.

We’re gotten comments similar to this one about sex scenes for years and I’m sure we’ll continue to get them. It’s about the girls looking directly at the camera or not. It usually applies to the still photographs, not the videos.  It also doesn’t apply to point-of-view photography because they’re all “you-the-man” scenes. There have always been two separate camps.

This recent comment is from a SCORELAND member nicknamed BisonHerder:

“Your photographers should learn from the old pros in Hollywood. It’s OK for models to look at the camera when they are the only one in the picture, showing their tits or other attributes, but in action scenes it is not good if they look at the camera. Looking at their partner or at nothing makes us viewers more like voyeurs witnessing an actual sex act, while looking at the camera makes us like paid attendees in a staged, artificial sex show. It’s more erotic if the models do not look at the camera during sex.”

I’ve done polls about this topic. This was one result.

Do you like when a model looks at the camera instead of the guy in a hardcore photo shoot?
Yes: 63%
No: 16%
I don’t have a preference : 21%

Over a dozen years ago, another member wrote a similar email:

“Your women have the stuff that dream dates are made of. The first photos of your pictorials are tops. The seduction, if you will. Then you blow it. When every shot has the girl looking into the camera while the stud has his way with her, it makes us feel like losers. That stud represents us. When the girl looks at the stud, she is looking at us, and for that moment in time, she becomes our girlfriend, and that is what makes us want to return to The SCORE Group! Take this as you wish.”

I don’t believe that polls about any topic are the be-all, end-all, but the polls reveal that the most-popular XXX photos show the girl looking directly into the lens.

Brooklyn Springvalley only has eyes for Milan’s meat in this photo.

 

Victoria Vale and something that has nothing to do with Victoria Vale

November 6, 2021 by Dave

If Victoria Vale wants to show me her tits, I’m very happy to look at her tits.

Victoria Vale unleashes her bombs again today at SCORELAND (did she say they’re four cup-sizes bigger than they were three years ago?). Victoria is always a welcome sight. We have her to ourselves today, which is fine by me. And if she were fucking, I’d have said that was fine by me, too.

Anyway, what I’m about to say has nothing to do with Victoria. You might recall that back in May, I wrote about the original SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals in 2001 and the updated list in 2011 and asked you to offer your input on a new Top 20.

Well, working in advance of what will be our first of many 30th anniversary specials in the magazine (and at SCORELAND), Elliot, the crew and I have been busy working on that new Top 20. And let me tell you something: It ain’t easy.

Coming up with the original Top 20 was easy. I mean, it wasn’t as easy as sitting around in 1900 and coming up with a list of the Top 20 U.S. Presidents (there had only been 24) or getting together with your buds at a sports bar in 1930 and discussing baseball’s greatest home run hitters ever, but let’s face it: From 1992 to 2001, SCORE was pretty much dominated by the super-stacked feature dancers. Great naturals were relatively few and far between. A top 20? A snap.

Of course, it got a lot tougher in 2011, after so many great British and Eastern European naturals had made their presence very welcome.

But now? Fuhgettaboutit. I’m here to tell you that taking the hundreds of really fine naturals who have debuted over the first 30 years of SCORE and getting the list down to a Top 20 is impossible. I tried. Elliot tried. We all tried.

Typical conversation:

Me or Elliot: “She has to be on the list.”

Elliot or me: “Okay, then who do you want to take off the list?”

Me or Elliot: [Silence]

So, I hereby declare that SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals is now SCORE’s 30 Greatest Naturals, and that isn’t easy, either.

One more thing: new photos and videos of Cheryl Blossom (who’s a V-Girl, not a SCORE Girl) just came in. I swear her tits got bigger again. I don’t know if Cheryl and Demmy Blaze are having a boob-growing contest, but it sure seems that way. Somehow, some way, we have to get these two girls together. Elliot?

That week in the Hungarian countryside…

September 26, 2021 by Dave

For Jasmine, taking a cock between her tits was softcore.

Jasmine Black gives a roadside then in-car tit-fuck and tug job in a remastered post today at SCORELAND. The scene was shot during the same week that we shot the mega-feature Busty Riding Academy (starring Karina Hart), and whenever I see photos and videos from that week in the Hungarian countryside in June 2008, the memories come flooding back. To…

• Jasmine doing four anal scenes, including two in one day.

• Me walking over to the bridge where Jasmine was shooting a solo, her asking me, “Do you like my flower?” and me thinking, “Yeah, but I like your tits, pussy and asshole even better.”

• Every porn stud in the house–and there were a lot of them–wanting to fuck Mandy Pearl, a newcomer from England and the only girl in the house who didn’t show her pussy. The guys all wanted what they couldn’t have (and I’m certain to this day that one of the studs, Carlos Rios, got her).

• Driving into town with Maria, a former TSG editor, to stock up on dollar bottles of wine and sneaking them back into the castle because the people running the place were charging us $50 a bottle. Then, at night, sitting around outside with the studio staff and the girls, sipping wine, enjoying some rare down time in a hectic week.

• Looking down Karina Hart’s low-cut shirt while she worked on her laptop computer in the break room (which was also, when you think about it, kinda strange because I saw Karina naked about a thousand times that week, and here I was trying to sneak glimpses of cleavage).

• Christy Marks, on the big staircase outside the castle, initiating Karina in the ways of girl-girl sex.

• Christy making herself comfortable on the flight over by getting into the pretzel position in her seat. Dressed, of course, but still.

• Wondering whether Karina would: 1.) Decide not to do her scheduled first boy-girl scene; 2.) Go all the way; 3.) Do a tit-fuck/tug-job scene. The answer was No. 3. It’s the only one she’s ever done.

• Every backyard in this small town having little, barking dogs and clucking chickens. Every woman in town looking like my grandmother, all of them wearing housedresses. Going for a run along a busy road and one passerby after another shouting out, “Fuck you” (I’m sure) in Hungarian.

• Being surrounded by busty girls at breakfast, lunch and dinner.

• The parade of stacked girls going in and out of the castle all week. That shoot had the most girls of any shoot we’ve ever done other than the Boob Cruises.

• Watching Jasmine fuck. She’s one of my favorite busty porn stars ever, and I’m sure that week in Hungary had a lot to do with that.

From left to right, Kristi Klenot, Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Karina Hart, Jasmine Black and Melissa Mandlikova.

 

 

Have Demmy’s tits gotten bigger?

September 3, 2021 by Dave

Wowza!

When I saw the new photos and video of Demmy Blaze that went live today, my first thought was, Have her tits gotten even bigger?

Demmy doesn’t say they have, but you know what I wrote about girls who don’t know how big their tits are. Demmy is an absolute marvel. I remember being a little surprised when she won 2017 Voluptuous Model of the Year, but now, looking back, I wonder, Why was I surprised? This girl has a pair of the greatest naturals ever. Maybe because at the time, Demmy wasn’t getting a lot of outward love from readers and SCORELAND members, but they sure let her know how they felt when voting time came.

Since then, Demmy has gotten even better.

By the way, just a few thoughts about this photo: I know boobs look bigger if you view them from below or above (I fondly remember a time in high school when I walked past a girl who was sitting in the library and couldn’t believe how big her tits looked as I enjoyed the view down her low-cut shirt). But 1.) I like this optical illusion; and 2.) It’s not like Demmy isn’t hugely busty, anyway.

There’s no pussy-spreading in today’s posting, but if you can’t get off to Demmy’s tits alone, you need to turn in your Big-Boob Lovers membership card.

 

 

Girls who don’t know how big their tits are

August 27, 2021 by Dave

Are those G-cups? H-cups? They’re definitely not DD-cups.

Sometimes I have to laugh at how big some models think their tits are…or, in this case, how small.

Here’s Mer, one of the newest wonders from Colombia. We asked her to fill out an info sheet, as we do with all models, and here’s what she wrote next to BRA SIZE: “DD.”

Yes. Double-D. As in a size that Victoria’s Secret sells.

I haven’t met Mer and don’t speak Spanish, but if I could say one thing to her, it would be, “Mer, you might try to pack those tits of yours into DD-cup bras, but you definitely don’t have DD-cup tits.”

As this photo from her new posting today at XLGirls.com clearly shows.

Now, I’m not discouraging Mer from wearing DD-cup bras. I think all big-titted babes should pack their tits into bras that are several sizes too small.

But it might be time for Mer to go for a bra measurement.

It was Socrates who said, “Know thyself.” I’ve been at The SCORE Group for over 20 years and have met hundreds of busty models, and I’ve always been amazed by how few of them knew thyselves when it came to the size of their chests. Cherry Brady probably has the highest level of boob education. The girl should have a PhD in bras. But for the most part, these girls don’t know how busty they are. There have even been times when a girl has returned to our studio and I’ve said to her, “Your boobs got bigger.” And she’d say something like, “They have?” And sure enough, they were a cup-size or two bigger and she didn’t even know it.

I mean, how is that possible? If my cock got three inches bigger, I’d know it.

 

A new natural. Plus, songs that you associate with strippers.

July 23, 2021 by Dave

Another stacked natural from the Czech Republic.

Her name is Laura Tithapia, she’s new at XLGirls.com, and the next time you’re in Brno, Czech Republic, I suggest you look her up. After all, how many Tithapias can there be in the Brno phone book? And if that doesn’t work, just keep walking up and down the streets until you see a girl with huge tits. That should take about five seconds. A lot of big-titted girls live in the Czech Republic.

“I masturbate two times every day,” Laura told us. “I love and need sex.”

Her sexual fantasy: “To have sex around the world.”

She can start by having sex in our studio…but did she?

On a completely unrelated subject, the other day, I was driving when the Queen/David Bowie song “Under Pressure” came on the radio. Immediately, I was transported back to where I was when I heard it for the first time: a sleazy strip club on Sunrise Highway in Babylon, New York in 1981. And I realized there are some songs I will always associate with strip clubs.

For some reason, strippers loved that song. For a year or two, it seemed like every time I walked into a strip club, that song was playing.

Are there songs you’ll always associate with strip clubs? And don’t tell me “Centerfold.” You know, “My angel is a centerfold.” That’s too easy. Same year as “Under Pressure,” by the way. 1981: a very good year for stripper songs.

Or maybe I just spent a lot of time in strip clubs in 1981.

In praise of the pretzel position

June 24, 2021 by Dave

Lucy Rodriguez: not quite the pretzel but tasty enough.

The pretzel position came to mind today while I was looking at the new SCORELAND posting of Lucy Rodriguez, in which she bravely tries to get into the pretzel position but doesn’t quite get there. Of course, successfully executing the pretzel position doesn’t merely require a girl to get her legs all the way back. She must get her feet behind her head, and that’s a feat of flexibility I can’t even imagine. If I tried to do that, they’d be picking my shattered bones off the floor.

I’ve always had a place in my heart (or is it my hard-on?) for the pretzel position. I think it started when I saw the great Chessie Moore do it in the early 1990s. There was something about the perceived face/tits/pussy/butthole proximity that appealed to me: all of that great stuff in such a tight space, or so it seemed, as if the girl was peering over her privates. Naughty Alysha spent a good part of our 2011 40SomethingMag.com interview in the pretzel position while I tried to ask her questions, and 40Something model Leilani Lei was oh-so-close to getting into the complete pretzel during another interview that same year. Nonetheless, I enjoyed the view of her perfect pussy and butthole while I, again, tried to ask her questions.

Oddly, one of my favorite pretzel moments came on a flight from New York to Hungary in 2008, when Christy Marks contorted herself into the pretzel position to make herself comfortable in the coach seats on the long flight. According to former editor Maria, Christy got a lot of stares, but I guess I didn’t notice because I was too busy staring myself. And she had clothes on!

Is there a position that does it for you every time? For me, there are many, but the pretzel position…it’s just special.

Chessie Moore: first to do the pretzel?

Christy and Kylee: pretzel logic that stands up to scrutiny.

I’ve seen June Summers fuck in the pretzel position.

I’ve seen Carmen Hayes fuck in the pretzel position, too.

 

Jessy Bunny, and my sad story of a date that went wrong

May 28, 2021 by Dave

Want a date? Jessy Bunny delivers.

Elliot’s headline on today’s Jessy Bunny hardcore posting, “Mystery Date With A Happy Ending,” reminded me of a date I had a long time ago with a very busty woman. That was not a mystery date nor did it have a happy ending, but Elliot’s headline made me think of a guy going on a blind date and a girl like Jessy showing up. That’s the fantasy, right? In today’s scene, however, “date” is used the same way a hooker uses it when she knocks on your car window and says, “Wanna date?” That’s code for, “Want me to suck your cock for money?” The guy in this scene phones an escort service for a date, and his date shows up, and you know what’s going to happen next. In the case of today’s video, he sucks her tits, she sucks his cock, he fucks her tits and pussy and cums. Everybody’s happy. And Jessy’s a real sex doll, so you know the action is good.

But that’s not what happened on my date all those years ago (I might have told this story before). What happened was, I spotted this huge-titted girl in Publix, the local supermarket down here in South Florida. My eyes went right to her rack, which was enclosed in a tight, white, low-cut top. She also had on short shorts. In all honesty, she looked awfully slutty to be food shopping, even in South Florida, where a lot of women don’t wear a lot of clothes as a matter of habit.

Anyway, I hit on her. She gave me her phone number. I called her that night and we agreed to meet at a local restaurant. I was figuring, “There’s no way this can’t go well. She has to know what this date is all about.” Fucking, I mean.

So she shows up at the restaurant, and things are looking good. She’s wearing a tight, slinky dress with no bra, and I can tell she’s wearing red, thong panties. Stripper heels. This girl is dressed to go, right? Why even bother eating? Let’s go right back to my place, right?

Anyway, at some point early in the evening, I tell her what I do for a living, that I edit men’s mags. I figured it couldn’t hurt. She might be intrigued. It might make her hornier. I mean, this girl obviously isn’t modest, right?

Wrong.

“A men’s magazine?” she says, clearly disgusted. “You’re a pervert! I can’t date a pervert.”

Who said anything about dating?

And with that, she gets up and stomps out of the restaurant. I never saw her again.

Now, I know that sometimes you have to “read the room,” as entertainers say, but how could I have possibly read this situation any other way but how I read it? How could I have been so wrong?

I should have called an escort service and asked for a big-titted bimbo. Jessy Bunny wouldn’t have walked out on me. She just might have slid under the table.

It’s no mystery that Jessy has a super-sexy body.

 

 

Blake Blakely: good girls do

March 27, 2021 by Dave

Good girls do pose naked.

Newcomer Blake Blakely returns to SCORELAND today with new photos and a video in which she strips out of sexy lingerie, shows off her beautifully shaped tits and perfect body and buzzes her pussy with an Hitachi wand.

To me, Blake falls under that category of “Girls Who Look So Sweet & Innocent, You’re Surprised To See Them Doing This.” Katarina Dubrova also fell into that category when I first met her in Hungary, so that’ll show you not to judge a book by its cover. Then again, the minute I saw the first solo photos of Daylene Rio and Candy Manson, I thought, “These girls are going to fuck and they’re going to fuck good.” I could tell just by looking at them, and I was right.

Blake, of course, does fuck on-camera at SCORELAND, and that makes her even more surprising. She’ll also make her SCORE magazine debut in Volume 30 No. 1, but that issue won’t be out for a while. She was nearly our covergirl, but when Holly Wood super-sized her tits, that deal was settled.

Jasmine Black is another girl who looks so innocent but does the wildest porn: anal, DP and more. She’s one of the few girls I’ve ever seen who can look innocent even when there are cocks fucking her pussy and ass at the same time. How does she do it? I remember one of Jasmine’s shoots in Hungary during Busty Riding Academy. It was a solo shoot on a bridge. Jasmine had a flower in her hair and asked me in her sweet voice, “Do you like my flower?” I felt like saying to her, “No, but I love your big tits and spread fuck holes.” A few days later, I had the pleasure of directing her anal scene with Carlos Rios, in which he went from Jasmine’s ass to her mouth several times.

We asked Blake if she likes anal play or anal sex and she said, “It depends.” To me, that’s definitely not a no.