Ha! I said it was only a matter of time before I got to chat with Kelly Shibari, and I was right! I stormed into our studio today and basically stole Kelly from her sit-down interview with our XL Girls editor, Allie Q. (Sorry, Allie!)
Why did I do that?
Well, ever since someone commented that I look like Ms. Shibari, everyone in the office has been calling me Kelly. So I thought it would be fun to talk with her, and yes, I wanted to see her tits in person…and I did! Lester, our video editor, played cameraman while I chatted with Kelly and subsequently almost fell when the wood floor I was standing on split open and swallowed my high heel! lol Kelly was a great sport, teaching me how to talk dirty in Japanese and letting me rest my head on her tits, too. (I fucking LOVE laying my noggin on a pair of big tits. Pillow tits are my place of comfort.)
Check out the video below of my first encounter with my Asian “twin.” LOL!
Newcomer Eva Notty busts the bed today on Scoreland.
I’ve been with SCORE since 1992, when the Internet was in its infancy, email service had just begun (anyone remember Delphi?) and downloading one photo took an agonizingly long time. Today, electronic communication has speeded up the pace of life itself to Warp Factor Six in a welter of Twittering, Blogging, MySpacing, Facebooking, Blackberrying, Texting, Podcasting, and blah-blah-blahing.
Where am I, a guy who still uses stamps, going with this?
Back then, when a new model arrived, there was a more leisurely pace to her progression in the big picture of things. Chloe Vevrier modeled for SCORE for seven years before she jumped on the cock in 1999. Linsey Dawn McKenzie hit SCORE in 1996 and waited to do her first boy-girl until 2001, and even that was with her then-husband.
And many others have never taken one photo with a guy. Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, SaRenna, Lorna Morgan, Casey James, Pandora Peaks, Niki Knockers, Busty Dusty, Danni Ashe…the list is lengthy.
Linsey once told us, “When I first started my career, I decided that I was going to take things nice and easy. I was trying to space out my career as much as possible.” LDM could have been speaking for an army of models.
But now, the wait time to see a new hot chick doing the horizontal cha-cha has decreased to mere weeks or days instead of months or years. Case in point today: smokin’ hot babe Eva Notty, who’s got a sex temperature that pops the thermometer. Eva appeared on SCORELAND in a four-week special in June and is doing the cock in her first XXX hardcore today in “First Fuxxx.” Man, talk about instant, or at least semi-instant, gratification.
Would Eva have waited to do full-sex like Linsey or Chloe did if this was 1996? We’ll have to ask Eva the next time she visits us.
But something tells me no. Our entire pace of life has hyper-accelerated.
Something to Twitter, Blog and Vlog about…not that I want to Flog the subject into the ground.
So, I was walking down the hallway just now and saw we had a new arrival coming into the studio, and who should it turn out to be but Asian BBW hottie Kelly Shibari! (Who you can check out on our sister siteXLGirls.com)
Well, this seemed like a great blog opportunity for me because in one of my initial posts, there was a comment saying I look like Ms. Shibari. (Which isn’t a bad comparison at all because Kelly is hot and smart and she has nice boobs, and I LOVE boobs.)
Unfortunately, when I tried to get some time with Kelly, I was told she wouldn’t have time to sit with me because she was on a tight schedule. This would have deterred most people, but not me.
I never take no for an answer.
I heard through the grapevine that she is going to be interviewing with XL Girls magazine editor Allie Q. sometime today or tomorrow, so I am going to try and sneak into the studio and maybe politely interrupt (take over!) and get Kelly to talk to me. Which really means that I am going to go in there and get Kelly topless. 🙂
Wish me luck, boob men. I love Mission Impossible moments like this! lol
A few weeks ago, Tom, one of our regular letter writers, sent an email for publication in “SCORE Card.” This letter was about a topic very near and dear to me and a lot of other boob-men.
“I know we’ve all seen this before: the big-titted girl who is running down the street late for an appointment. I see it a lot at airports. Unfortunately, that girl is always cognizant of the fact that she’s got a huge rack, and she runs with an arm covering her boobs so they don’t bounce. Ladies, it’s a blessing to have huge tits. Next time you’re running down the street (hopefully wearing something tight), please let your massive sweater melons fly. I like to watch.”
When I saw this video of Brandy Talore running (the perfect girl to ask to run), I knew I had to post it along with Tom’s letter. Like Tom, I love to see big-boobed girls walk, jog and run. I’ve been known to beg our studio for this. Years ago, I even used to hang out at the airport for the chance to see a busty girl jogging to the gate. The best sight is an airport runner wearing big heels or wedges and a tank top. It’s not the same as going to the gym or to an outdoor location to see girls running because most of them are all strapped in by their sports bra, and there’s little boob-bouncing quotient (an actual mathematical formula used by bra developers. Remind me to blog about that one day.).
My only suggestion would be for the videographer to get closer next time and try to record the model’s breathing with an attached microphone.
I can also happily live with an arm-swinging power walker. She doesn’t have to run or jog! But please, leave the bra at home!
Haven't you seen a girl adjust her tits in public?
Okay, so I have big tits and sometimes I’ve been known to reach down into my bra and shift my boobs around. They’re tits. They bounce around when I walk and jiggle when I giggle. And with all of that moving around, somehow or another, they start to break loose from the confines of my sturdy bras. So, I’ll reach in and lift them and shift them back into place. It’s about a five second process for each tit, and then I am good for about an hour when I have to do it again.
Sometimes I do it subconsciously in public and I will look up and catch some guy watching me like I just tore my shirt off or something. The look on his face reads, “Did you just fondle yourself in public? Did you just cop a feel of your own jugs in my presence? Do it again!” lol
I didn’t really realize that it was a big deal until I caught some guy adjusting his junk at the supermarket the other night.
When I see a guy adjusting his package in public, I stare, too.
Renee's boobs are wild and unruly. She adjusts them in public all the time.
How could I not? It’s hard to look away when a man palms his cash and prizes right out in the open and shifts them around.
Maybe women shifting boobs in their bras is the equivalent of guys adjusting their junk?
I ran that by new V-Girl Renee Ross, and she told me that there is a huge difference.
“Boobs are hot,” she said. “Touching them in public is hot. It’s sexy to see a woman touch herself like that. But a guy adjusting his package is NOT.”
Big tits: Like a headrest, but better.
This is true. I guess at the end of the day, we would all rather watch Renee feel herself up and fix her bra, eh?
What say you, boob men? Do you think it’s hot when a woman tit-adjusts in public? Do you guys catch chicks doing this a lot?
PS: Taking these photos for the blog was exhausting. Thankfully, Renee let me rest my weary head on her J-cup pillow tits. Yes, they are comfortable. Yes, they are amazing. In fact, I might have left a little drool on her right tit! lol
You guys remember the movie Wayne’s World, when Garth said, “She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class”? That’s EXACTLY how I feel about Gianna Rossi.
Oh, Gianna, you fucking temptress you. Gianna isn’t my favorite SCORE girl, but hot damn she’s so fucking raunchy that she could make JELL-O hard. It’s a shame that I hopped on the Gianna train a little bit later than most. Everyone was always telling me how nasty she gets when she is doing XXX and girl-girl, but I didn’t realize it until I saw footage of her with Christy Marks from their time in the Bahamas when they were filming Big-Boob Paradise.
Let me put it to you this way: I watch XXX and see boobs all day. It’s what I do. But when I saw this Christy and Gianna scene, I had to look around for a second and remind myself that I was at work. Dare I say it? I was turned on. In fact, I’ll go as far as to say that I was fucking turned on and, well, I liked it. If Gianna Rossi ever wanted to talk nasty to me and have her way with me, I would do it. (I might do it more than once. Maybe more than twice! lol)
I had Lester, our video editor, put together a little video montage of these two ladies bumping tits and twats for your stroking enjoyment.
Gianna Rossi…you are one foxy bitch, and I mean that in the horniest, nicest way. In fact, in Spanish we would say that Gianna is a SUCIA! Which means a dirty girl, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Hey, tit-lovers! Yesterday was another exciting day for me at the office because I got to hang out with newcomer Scarlett Rogue, a buxom, blonde hottie from Buffalo, New York. I got to follow her around all day with our videographer, Jose, and I even scored a video interview with her while she was doing her first XXX scene EVER!!!! (I know…my job is tough. How do I ever get through the day, having to hang out with a bombshell with 38E guns? lol) Scarlet loves sports. We talked football, rugby (yes, she plays rugby!) and boxing. She even gave me a demo of her boxing prowess, and it didn’t hurt that her tits were practically popping out of her top at the time. Trust me when I say that if you ever have to get your ass kicked by a chick, make sure she has big tits! Who wouldn’t want to get a stacked smack-down? But you don’t have to imagine what Scarlett looks like when she is topless and throwing punches because I had Lester, our video editor, edit a video of Scarlett showing you her jab and her jugs! Check it out below!
PS: BONUS! At the beginning of the video you see Renee Ross, one of our new exclusive V-Mag girls! What can I say? It’s SCORELAND…this place is crawling with big-titted chicks!
PPS: It was Scarlett’s birthday yesterday! This cutie turned 20! Happy Birthday, Scarlett!
There's something kinky and smoking hot about Kristy Klenot.
About a year ago, I got to head over to Hungary and be part of the filming of Busty Riding Academy featuring Christy Marks and Karina Hart. You can imagine it’s kind of surreal to open your door and see Christy standing there in a sports bra and panties and asking to borrow some toothpaste. Or Karina coming over in tiny boyshorts and a little tank top and telling you that she needed your shampoo. Being a chick has its benefits, fellas! Being around all that tit-power was great, but these two ladies are not the subject of my girl crush.
It’s Kristy Klenot, actually.
Kristy Klenot, her great tits and pretty pussy. Bits of heaven in Hungary.
I can’t tell you what it is about this lady that makes her so hot, but damn does she melt my butter. I spent a lot of time with Kristy and chatted with her quite often, and the only thing I could register while talking to her was, “Fuck, she’s hot!” That’s all I can say about her…she’s fucking hot! (And it didn’t hurt that she did a lot of girl-to-girl flirting with me. lol)
This is one of my favorite photo sets of Kristy from the trip. Why? Because when this set was being shot, I was right next to the photographer, and I will swear up and down that the whole time she was stripping her clothes off and spreading her incredible pussy…she was looking right at me!
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
You can see more of Kristy inside of SCORELAND.
P.S.: There’s a video of Kristy, Jasmine Black and Melissa Mandikova wrestling, ripping off each other’s clothes and spanking each other in Hungary that I love. I will see if I can get Lester, our video editor, to hook me up with some footage of it for you guys!
We have great debates here at SCORELAND. Sometimes we argue over who our best newcomer is and sometimes it’s about which photos go to SCORE Mag and which ones come to me at V-Mag. Sometimes we get into heated discussions about projects that are in the pipeline,and it can get pretty nuts if we start talking about tits. (Dave claims that although I have all the “equipment,” he knows how to use it. I usually roll my eyes at this and ask him to cease and desist. lol)
Janet Jade needs a lesson. See her new schoolgirl photos today at SCORELAND.
Lately, we’ve had all these heated discussions about big-titted chicks in costumes. (I think this was sparked by a blog comment about chicks in military garb.) I, for one, am a fan of hot babes with their giant boobs stuffed into tight, little costumes. (I’m a big fan of juggy cops. Maybe because I would like to be “busted” by a busty officer? Hmm?)
Some would argue that costumes aren’t necessary, but I think that big-boobed construction workers, chefs, schoolgirls, and nurses are the stuff of wet dreams. Don’t you? So, I want to hear from you guys. Are hooters in fantasy garb your cup of tea? If so, what kind of costumes turn you on? I’d love to know. – Maria
A while ago, we received an email from a regular who wanted to see more feet in the pictures, specifically bare feet. His email was gigantic, so I’ll give you the Cliff Notes version: “I go nuts for your gorgeous, big-titted, all-natural models, but I also want to admire their bare feet in all their glory. I am not asking for weird stuff like bondage or peeing. I am not asking for more preggers or hirsute models, who always cause raging debates. I am not even asking to get rid of all the shoes, sneakers, socks, hoses which you (or your readers, or both) seem to adore. I am just asking you to not despise so systematically a beautiful part of every model’s body, which is so readily available: her feet, bare as they come in many real-life situations.”
Does this change your opinion of the photo?
We actually did a poll on SCORELAND about this issue, and the feet were defeated. Only 23% said they like to see both boobs and feet while 52% said feet are unimportant in big-boob photography. The remaining 25% like a mix of both. Personally, I like to see a model’s feet in the shot but I prefer seeing them wearing heels. (Stripper shoes are the best in my book.) When I’m outside and looking at girls, first I look at their chests, then I look at their feet. But I have to admit, that poll carried a lot of weight with me. The majority are just not into de feet.