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When chicks adjust in public

August 2, 2009 by Maria 3 Comments
Haven't you seen a girl adjust her tits in public?

Haven't you seen a girl adjust her tits in public?

Okay, so I have big tits and sometimes I’ve been known to reach down into my bra and shift my boobs around. They’re tits. They bounce around when I walk and jiggle when I giggle. And with all of that moving around, somehow or another, they start to break loose from the confines of my sturdy bras. So, I’ll reach in and lift them and shift them back into place. It’s about a five second process for each tit, and then I am good for about an hour when I have to do it again.

Sometimes I do it subconsciously in public and I will look up and catch some guy watching me like I just tore my shirt off or something. The look on his face reads, “Did you just fondle yourself in public? Did you just cop a feel of your own jugs in my presence? Do it again!” lol

I didn’t really realize that it was a big deal until I caught some guy adjusting his junk at the supermarket the other night.

When I see a guy adjusting his package in public, I stare, too.

Renee's boobs are wild and unruly. She adjusts them in public all the time.

Renee's boobs are wild and unruly. She adjusts them in public all the time.

How could I not? It’s hard to look away when a man palms his cash and prizes right out in the open and shifts them around.

Maybe women shifting boobs in their bras is the equivalent of guys adjusting their junk?

I ran that by new V-Girl Renee Ross, and she told me that there is a huge difference.

“Boobs are hot,” she said. “Touching them in public is hot. It’s sexy to see a woman touch herself like that. But a guy adjusting his package is NOT.”

Big tits: Like a headrest, but better.

Big tits: Like a headrest, but better.

This is true. I guess at the end of the day, we would all rather watch Renee feel herself up and fix her bra, eh?

What say you, boob men? Do you think it’s hot when a woman tit-adjusts in public? Do you guys catch chicks doing this a lot?

-Maria

PS: Taking these photos for the blog was exhausting. Thankfully, Renee let me rest my weary head on her J-cup pillow tits. Yes, they are comfortable. Yes, they are amazing. In fact, I might have left a little drool on her right tit! lol

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“She makes me feel kinda funny…” Part One

August 1, 2009 by Maria Leave your thoughts

You guys remember the movie Wayne’s World, when Garth said, “She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class”? That’s EXACTLY how I feel about Gianna Rossi.

Oh, Gianna, you fucking temptress you. Gianna isn’t my favorite SCORE girl, but hot damn she’s so fucking raunchy that she could make JELL-O hard. It’s a shame that I hopped on the Gianna train a little bit later than most. Everyone was always telling me how nasty she gets when she is doing XXX and girl-girl, but I didn’t realize it until I saw footage of her with Christy Marks from their time in the Bahamas when they were filming Big-Boob Paradise.

Let me put it to you this way: I watch XXX and see boobs all day. It’s what I do. But when I saw this Christy and Gianna scene, I had to look around for a second and remind myself that I was at work. Dare I say it? I was turned on. In fact, I’ll go as far as to say that I was fucking turned on and, well, I liked it. If Gianna Rossi ever wanted to talk nasty to me and have her way with me, I would do it. (I might do it more than once. Maybe more than twice! lol)

I had Lester, our video editor, put together a little video montage of these two ladies bumping tits and twats for your stroking enjoyment.

Gianna Rossi…you are one foxy bitch, and I mean that in the horniest, nicest way. In fact, in Spanish we would say that Gianna is a SUCIA! Which means a dirty girl, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

-Maria


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Scarlett Rouge: What a knockout!

July 31, 2009 by Maria 5 Comments

Hey, tit-lovers! Yesterday was another exciting day for me at the office because I got to hang out with newcomer Scarlett Rogue, a buxom, blonde hottie from Buffalo, New York. I got to follow her around all day with our videographer, Jose, and I even scored a video interview with her while she was doing her first XXX scene EVER!!!! (I know…my job is tough. How do I ever get through the day, having to hang out with a bombshell with 38E guns? lol) Scarlet loves sports. We talked football, rugby (yes, she plays rugby!) and boxing. She even gave me a demo of her boxing prowess, and it didn’t hurt that her tits were practically popping out of her top at the time. Trust me when I say that if you ever have to get your ass kicked by a chick, make sure she has big tits! Who wouldn’t want to get a stacked smack-down? But you don’t have to imagine what Scarlett looks like when she is topless and throwing punches because I had Lester, our video editor, edit a video of Scarlett showing you her jab and her jugs! Check it out below!

-Maria

PS: BONUS! At the beginning of the video you see Renee Ross, one of our new exclusive V-Mag girls! What can I say? It’s SCORELAND…this place is crawling with big-titted chicks!

PPS: It was Scarlett’s birthday yesterday! This cutie turned 20! Happy Birthday, Scarlett!

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There’s something kinky about Kristy…

July 30, 2009 by Maria 3 Comments
There's something kinky and smoking hot about Kristy Klenot.

There's something kinky and smoking hot about Kristy Klenot.

About a year ago, I got to head over to Hungary and be part of the filming of Busty Riding Academy featuring Christy Marks and Karina Hart. You can imagine it’s kind of surreal to open your door and see Christy standing there in a sports bra and panties and asking to borrow some toothpaste. Or Karina coming over in tiny boyshorts and a little tank top and telling you that she needed your shampoo. Being a chick has its benefits, fellas! Being around all that tit-power was great, but these two ladies are not the subject of my girl crush.

It’s Kristy Klenot, actually.

Kristy Klenot, her great tits and pretty pussy. Bits of heaven in Hungary.

Kristy Klenot, her great tits and pretty pussy. Bits of heaven in Hungary.

I can’t tell you what it is about this lady that makes her so hot, but damn does she melt my butter. I spent a lot of time with Kristy and chatted with her quite often, and the only thing I could register while talking to her was, “Fuck, she’s hot!” That’s all I can say about her…she’s fucking hot! (And it didn’t hurt that she did a lot of girl-to-girl flirting with me. lol)

This is one of my favorite photo sets of Kristy from the trip. Why? Because when this set was being shot, I was right next to the photographer, and I will swear up and down that the whole time she was stripping her clothes off and spreading her incredible pussy…she was looking right at me!

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

You can see more of Kristy inside of SCORELAND.

-Maria

P.S.: There’s a video of Kristy, Jasmine Black and Melissa Mandikova wrestling, ripping off each other’s clothes and spanking each other in Hungary that I love. I will see if I can get Lester, our video editor, to hook me up with some footage of it for you guys!

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You can dress ’em up…

July 29, 2009 by Maria 20 Comments
Private Autumn salutes her Sergeant.

Private Autumn salutes her Sergeant.

Chantz Fortune could bust me whenever she wants.

Chantz Fortune could bust me whenever she wants.

Nurse Cindy can make it all better.

Nurse Cindy can make it all better.

We have great debates here at SCORELAND. Sometimes we argue over who our best newcomer is and sometimes it’s about which photos go to SCORE Mag and which ones come to me at V-Mag. Sometimes we get into heated discussions about projects that are in the pipeline,and it can get pretty nuts if we start talking about tits. (Dave claims that although I have all the “equipment,” he knows how to use it. I usually roll my eyes at this and ask him to cease and desist. lol)

Janet Jade needs a lesson. See her new schoolgirl photos today at SCORELAND.

Janet Jade needs a lesson. See her new schoolgirl photos today at SCORELAND.

Lately, we’ve had all these heated discussions about big-titted chicks in costumes. (I think this was sparked by a blog comment about chicks in military garb.) I, for one, am a fan of hot babes with their giant boobs stuffed into tight, little costumes. (I’m a big fan of juggy cops. Maybe because I would like to be “busted” by a busty officer? Hmm?)

Some would argue that costumes aren’t necessary, but I think that big-boobed construction workers, chefs, schoolgirls, and nurses are the stuff of wet dreams. Don’t you? So, I want to hear from you guys. Are hooters in fantasy garb your cup of tea? If so, what kind of costumes turn you on? I’d love to know. – Maria

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Boobs win by a foot

July 28, 2009 by Elliot James 5 Comments
All of Melissa Mandlikova

All of Melissa Mandlikova.

A while ago, we received an email from a regular who wanted to see more feet in the pictures, specifically bare feet. His email was gigantic, so I’ll give you the Cliff Notes version: “I go nuts for your gorgeous, big-titted, all-natural models, but I also want to admire their bare feet in all their glory. I am not asking for weird stuff like bondage or peeing. I am not asking for more preggers or hirsute models, who always cause raging debates. I am not even asking to get rid of all the shoes, sneakers, socks, hoses which you (or your readers, or both) seem to adore. I am just asking you to not despise so systematically a beautiful part of every model’s body, which is so readily available: her feet, bare as they come in many real-life situations.”

Melissa footloose. Which do you like better?

Does this change your opinion of the photo?

We actually did a poll on SCORELAND about this issue, and the feet were defeated. Only 23% said they like to see both boobs and feet while 52% said feet are unimportant in big-boob photography. The remaining 25% like a mix of both. Personally, I like to see a model’s feet in the shot but I prefer seeing them wearing heels. (Stripper shoes are the best in my book.) When I’m outside and looking at girls, first I look at their chests, then I look at their feet. But I have to admit, that poll carried a lot of weight with me. The majority are just not into de feet.

Where do you stand on feet?

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The Peaks of perfection!

July 26, 2009 by Maria 4 Comments
Peaks we'd love to climb!

Peaks we'd love to climb!

Sometimes I think back on my first day here at SCORE. That was five years ago. I started as an assistant in our cavernous photo archive, filing slides and images all day. Who would have thought that I’d end up scoring my dream gig as an editor and typing to all of you boob-lovers out there today, eh? Proof that big-tit dreams come true!

I came across one particular photo set on my first day, and I can recall falling in love right then and there. (This was the first time I uttered the words that would become my catchphrase: I LOVE MY JOB!) Who was this dream woman? Blonde and beautiful, she was the epitome of what I imagined a SCORE girl to be. She was everything I loved about a big-boobed gal: a stripper, tiny and all curves! Standing only five-feet tall, her 42-26-36 measurements were incredible!

Who was this goddess that rocked my socks? The legendary and stunning Tawny Peaks, of course. Tawny Peaks, my first SCORE Girl crush. (And let me just say that I’ve had many since then…) To me, Tawny is a perfect 10. Maybe even an 11.

Tawny Peaks: A perfect 10!

Tawny Peaks: A perfect 10!

Sure, she would go on to have lots of drama in her life, (She was involved in a lawsuit in which a man claimed he suffered from whiplash because she swung her breasts into his face while stripping at a club), but Tawny will always be my No. 1 girl. Every so often, I visit her many postings on SCORELAND and fantasize about what it would have been like to witness her hotness in person.

What can I say? If loving Tawny’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right!

-Maria

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Allow me to introduce myself…

July 24, 2009 by Maria 14 Comments
My cleavage makes it's debut in the Oct. '09 issue of V-mag! I'm famous…er, they're famous! lol

My cleavage makes it's debut in the Oct. '09 issue of V-mag! I'm famous…er, they're famous! lol

Wow! I can’t believe that I started blogging without even introducing myself first. I guess you can say I got caught up in the rapture of this blog and just started posting! So here is a quick overview of what I do and who I am, in case you are interested in knowing who your soon-to-be favorite blogger really is. (LOL!)

I’m Maria, a girl who had a dream of working with people…naked people. I’m boisterous, funny and play some of the best pranks in the office on our unsuspecting staff (They love it!). I’ve been at SCORE for five years, and I can confidently say that I have the best job in the world. I worked my way up through the ranks, learning everything there was to know about big boobs until, about two years ago, I landed my editor gig. (It doesn’t hurt that I have big boobs, so you might say that I am equipped for this position.) I am now the editor of V-Mag and a great magazine about asses called BootyLicious. (I guess you can say I am an expert on the ladies…from tops to bottoms!)

Since becoming an editor, I have traveled to Hungary to meet Karina Hart (WOW! She is amazing!), become great buds with Christy Marks (She’s a sweetheart!) and gotten my hands on some of the biggest boobs in the world. I’ve also had my boobs groped by some of hottest SCORE models. Boobs attract boobs…it’s science! And sometimes they even use my cleavage to illustrate an article in V-Mag! (Yes, my boobs are famous! lol)

img_2608I love tits. I mean, I REALLY love them. In fact, I love them as much as you do. I like the way they feel, bounce and look. And just like you, I get excited when we have a new model in the studio. (And now I get to go in there and shoot footage for this blog, which means I get to interact with the girls a lot more!)

So, my promise to you is that come rain or shine, I will always make it my priority to bring you guys exclusive goodies. (Or until someone in charge gets mad at me and I get in trouble for leaking stuff on here…and even then, I will still try and sneak stuff to you!)

That’s my boob oath.

You can count on me!

😉

-Maria

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Lunch with busty MILFs

July 23, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Persia Monir, who Dave blogged about on July 20, is visiting the SCORE studio next week. We both think she’s one of the hottest big-boobed MILFs we’ve ever seen. Fifty must be the new 35. MILFs seem to be hot even in the mainstream. I could definitely picture a reality TV show about Persia. By total coincidence, a hardcore photo set and video of Persia is running this weekend on SCORELAND.

In the prime time and lovin' every minute.

In the prime time and lovin' every minute.

Dave and I go to a local burger joint for lunch on Wednesdays. We spend half our time looking at our food and the other half checking out the often impressive parade of hotly dressed MILFs walking around. They must either work in the area or just live nearby, and they apparently like the place. Tight, low-cut tops, tight jeans or skirts, high heels…it’s like a fashion show. Of course, if they’re with an Incredible Hulk, we avoid staring too long. This place is self-service, so everyone walks back and forth for whatever they need, and that’s the beauty of it. I daydreamed about seeing Persia walk in one day, but she doesn’t live anywhere near the place, so it’s unlikely she would ever have lunch here. But I have seen birds of her feather.

I’ll keep eating there. Maybe we’ll find another busty MILF like Persia who’s ready to model. But that won’t be easy. Persia is definitely up there in the MILF boob chain.

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New editor gets perks…and perky tits, too!

July 20, 2009 by Maria 4 Comments
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Renee Ross's giant, natural tits. I copped a feel of those puppies!

New editors get lots of perks…and perky tits to boot! Being an editor at SCORE, there’s never a dull moment. There’s always something happening, and it’s usually pretty great.

For example: I am the newly appointed editor of Voluptuous magazine. That in and of itself is awesome. But on my first day on the job, what should happen? Well, there’s a new girl in the studio, and her tits are phenomenal! I am talking about the kind of tits that make you drool a little, they’re that big and ripe. Her name is Renee Ross, and she has these jugs that just keep going and going. One nice thing about being a chick and getting to hang around all these SCORE and Voluptuous sweeties and their hooters is that the girls never mind if I cop a feel. In fact, they encourage it. It’s a girl thing, I guess. It usually happens when I ask them how big their tits are. They smile and say, “Want to feel them?” (I can’t lie, my job is awesome!) And Renee offered her boobs up to my hand inspection ASAP. So not only did I get to squeeze these melons, but I also pilfered a shot of her rack to share on the blog with you guys. (I might get in trouble for this, but if you were sitting on a pic of these tits, you’d post it, too!) Look out for Renee, and if I can get my hands on more pics, I’ll post them!

-Maria

P.S.: I managed to convince Dave, who is now my accomplice in leaking Renee’s tits to you, to get me a video of Renee so I could post it on the blog.You’ll thank me for this one! Watch how Renee gets into her shirts…you have to see it to understand why it’s so awesome.

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