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Memorable job interviews in our times

October 31, 2020 by Dave

This job interview seems to be going well for Stephanie Michelle.

Other than the one that got me this gig, there have been two particularly memorable job interviews in my life. The first happened about 34 years ago, when I went for a job with a publisher of technical journals. The position sounded boring, but the brunette who interviewed me was short ‘n’ stacked. I didn’t get the job, but I did get the interviewer.

The second, in 2009, was actually a fake interview. I was the boss interviewing stacked XL Girl Scarlett Rouge for a fake job. Before I knew it, Scarlett, tits swinging, was sucking and fucking JMac’s cock right before my eyes on my desk. So that was pretty memorable, although all things considered, I’d rather be the one doing the fucking than the one watching the fucking.

Which brings me to today’s new Stephanie Michelle scene at SCORELAND. Stephanie is going for a job interview. By our standards, she’s dressed pretty conservatively, but she still can’t hide her curves. When she finds out that cell phones aren’t allowed in the interview room, she stuffs hers down her bra and it falls into her panties. Well, the phone vibrates, Stephanie is suddenly overcome with pleasure and orgasms ensue.

What happens in this scene has probably never happened in the history of job interviews. But that’s okay. There’s realistic porn and then there’s fantasy porn. This is definitely in the latter category.

Scarlett fucked JMac on my desk, and all I could do was watch.

Creativity? Who needs creativity when you have Helen Star?

September 5, 2020 by Dave

Holy, shit!

Looking at this photo of Helen Star, who returned to XLGirls.com yesterday with new photos and a video, makes me realize, once again, how great she is. It was a very happy day (April 8, 2017, in fact) when we shot Helen and her sister, Erin, for the first time. These girls just keep getting better.

In her new scene, Helen destroys a bikini, bounces her boobs, spanks her ass, self-sucks her nipples, dances, twerks, sucks a lollipop, bounces on a trampoline and buzzes her pussy. Helen is one of those girls who even when she’s playing with her pussy, my eyes are almost always on her big, floppy, pliable tits.

How much do I admire Helen? This much: Recently, the studio asked me for a video outline for a new Helen scene. The outline I wrote was almost a copy of Gya Roberts’ famous bathtub/shaving scene, the one in which she hands-free self-sucks her nipples while shaving her bush. To me, it’s the greatest shaving scene ever. I think so highly of Helen that I considered her capable of doing what Gya did. And she didn’t disappoint. That scene is coming soon.

Speaking of girls with great, huge, natural tits, Cheryl Blossom returns to SCORELAND today, and she’s in a bathtub.

Sometimes, the studio asks me and Elliot why we always ask for the same things: oil, wet tits, tight tops, bras, bikinis…The answer isn’t that Elliot and I aren’t creative. It’s just a matter of fact that men’s cocks don’t need creativity. They just need big, wet, oiled tits in tight tops, bras and bikinis. Amirite?

 

Casca Akashova and great teases in SCORE history

August 28, 2020 by Dave

This lucky guy is about to have sex with a SCORE Girl.

Today at SCORELAND, Will has a dream date with Casca Akashova. When they get back to his place, Casca reveals that she’s a model…a SCORE model. She doesn’t have to prove it (her credentials are pouring out of her dress), but she does anyway and shows Will her photos on SCORELAND. Before long, Will is having sex with a SCORE Girl.

Casca’s progression from model who wouldn’t spread her legs to model who’ll suck and fuck cock on-camera continues to amaze me. I think she was planning it all along just to tease us, but the tease didn’t last long. All of 75 days, by my count.

Compare this to Angela White, who had us waiting eight years.

The wait for Linsey Dawn McKenzie was five years, and she once admitted to me that she’d been teasing us all along. I remember exactly where we were when she revealed this to me: the SCORE models’ bathroom. She was taking a bath. I was interviewing her. Her big naturals were floating on the water. She told me  she had always planned to do hardcore but was making us wait.

The thing is, once Linsey took the XXX plunge, she did only two scenes, and one of them was with her then-husband. Casca has fucked on-camera at SCORE six times.

Maggie Green is another girl who comes to mind. When she first shot for SCORE in 2009, she kept her pussy area totally covered. I honestly never thought she’d do hardcore, but by 2012, she was, and then she did it all the time.

What this proves is that some girls are teases and some girls stop teasing better than others.

 

The day I interviewed Penny Porsche and learned all about her pussy

March 29, 2020 by Dave

The other night, I was having trouble sleeping–I can’t imagine why–when I started thinking about some of the most-memorable interviews I’ve done since I came to SCORE in 2001. Now, when I say “memorable,” I don’t mean in a journalistic sense, as in I got the girl to reveal things nobody had heard before (like when Kiko Lee told me Pete Rose “can eat pussy well”). I mean “memorable” in a sense that the interviews weren’t informative. They were jackable.

One of my favorites was with Penny Porsche on September 27, 2005. The interview can still be downloaded (but not streamed) at SCORELAND. What made this interview memorable was that Penny didn’t want to talk about her personal life. She didn’t want to reveal too much about the woman who is Penny Porsche. If somebody had asked me afterward, “What did you learn about Penny Porsche?” I would’ve said, “Not much. But I do know a lot about her pussy.”

Here’s what happened…

“You wanna see my boobs?” Penny says within the first two minutes. She’s naked within the first six minutes and spreading her pink pussy. Then she gets her legs back and slides two fingers deep inside. Before long, she’s squirting, and I’m asking the insightful question (one I’m sure Mike Wallace never asked), “What does Penny’s squirt taste like?” Then she sucked the squirt off her fingers and said, “Sweet.”

She’s naked for the rest of the interview: spreading, fingering, squirting, playing with her big clit, talking about her tits and pussy. Then, in the final minute, she shows us how she uses a pillow to make herself cum. I wish I still had that pillow.

Check it out. I’m pretty sure you’ll be glad you did.

 

Billi Bardot returns, and a tale of one that got away

December 6, 2019 by Dave

Billi thinks she found something.

Mega-MILF Billi Bardot returns to SCORELAND today. She fucks Tyler and gives as good as she gets.

Me: What do you like most about having big boobs?
Billi: I don’t even notice them most of the time. I just like how they’re comfortable and squishy, and when I’m bored, I always have something to do. I always have somewhere to put a drink. They come in handy. I was in a home improvement store and carrying around a Red Bull and I didn’t have anywhere to put it while I looked at stuff, so I just stuffed it right there.
Me: And all of a sudden there were a bunch of guys around you trying to help you out.
Billi: That kinda happens at Home Depot and Loews. They kinda follow me around, waiting.
Me: When was the last time you were in a store that you had to wait to be helped?
Billi: I don’t think I’ve ever had to wait to be helped.

This exchange reminded me of one of my most-heartbreaking encounters of many years ago; probably the early 2000s. I was in a mall near Fort Lauderdale when I spotted a girl with huge tits in a top that couldn’t help but be tight. There was no doubt about it: This girl was stacked. Anyway, I was walking out of the mall when I turned and saw her a considerable distance behind me, headed for the same exit. So I did what any gentleman would do: I held the door. For about 30 seconds.

“That’s okay,” she said as she approached, having played out this scene a thousand times in her life, guys holding the door for way too long.

Well, yeah, but…

When we got outside, I introduced myself and asked her if she’d ever done any modeling. She said she hadn’t. I told her I worked for a men’s magazine and gave her my card.

Days later, I was working at my desk when the phone rang. It was this very same girl. She started asking me questions. I thought she might be interested. She asked me if there was any nudity involved. I said there was. She asked if it was topless only or she had to be bottomless, too. I said a lot of that depended on how busty she was.

And then…a loud clap of thunder. The phone went dead. I furiously tried the redial last number received thingie, but that really doesn’t work in an office. I hoped she’d call back, but she didn’t. And I never heard from her again.

Billi Bardot is a mom. I said, Billi Bardot is a mom!

November 16, 2019 by Dave

This is how Billi dresses when her son’s friends are around.

I was already pretty enamored with MILF and mega-titter Billi Bardot by the time we got to the following portion of our conversation. But this put me over the top:

Me: So by day, you’re at home taking care of your kids. How many kids?

Billi: Five.

Me: And at night, you’re dancing in a strip club.

Billi: Sometimes, but usually I danced during the day while the kids were at school. So the kids were at school and Mommy was getting naked in the strip club. Making a grand then going home and baking cookies and serving dinner and doing the homework and bedtime routine.

That was pretty much all I needed to hear. The Mommy Stripper thing has always gotten me going. About 20-25 years ago, I frequented a strip club near West Palm Beach, Florida, called The Peek-A-Boo Lounge (it’s not there anymore). It was more of a grind joint than a strip club. The girls gave fully-naked lap dances in which they’d do everything in their power to get you off: mouth-on-cock through your pants, shoving their naked pussies into your face, etc. Well, there was a redheaded dancer who was also a MILF. I knew this because in-between dances, she told me she worked the day shift because she had to be home for her kids at night. One of her kids was in high school.

We did not make it all the way through the next song, if you get my drift.

Anyway, Billi returns to SCORELAND today with a tight tops show and some finger-banging. Enjoy. Girls like her don’t come along too often.

 

Do pool boys/electricians/delivery men really get all the good trim?

November 9, 2019 by Dave

With tits like hers, Victoria doesn’t need a bra.

Victoria Lobov puts on a bra show today at SCORELAND. Photos and videos. The photo above is of Victoria in my favorite bra. Oh, you say she’s not wearing that bra? That’s exactly why I like it so much.

In addition to her solo scenes, Victoria can be seen in XXX action (including anal) at SCORELAND and 40SomethingMag.com. As you know, Victoria’s hardcore plunge was unexpected. We thought she’d just tit-fuck JMac’s cock, and before we knew it, she had his dick down her throat and in her pussy.

Prior to that, I had the opportunity to interview Victoria. She was about to shoot a scene at a house in Hialeah, Florida, and Victoria was getting her makeup and hair done, so I had a few minutes to chat with her. Well, we’re talking, and I look in the backyard, and there’s the pool guy. It was like something out of a porno scene. I half expected Victoria to stand up, go outside,  bring him inside and start a scene.

But I guess real life doesn’t work that way.

I said to Victoria, “You know how in those porn scenes, the model is always having sex with the pool boy and electrician and pizza delivery guy? Do you think that ever happens in real life?”

And Victoria said, “No.”

I was astounded. “No? Never?”

“Never,” Victoria said.

“Not once in the history of mankind?”

“Not once.”

What do you think? Is Victoria right? Or are pool boys/service workers/delivery men getting all the trim?

Sigal comes to America

November 2, 2019 by Dave

Sigal really has nothing to hide.

Gorgeous, naturally stacked Sigal Acon returns to SCORELAND today with photo sets and a video shot in Miami, Florida. This was Sigal’s first time on American soil, and she was very happy to be here.

There’s also an in-depth, full-length video interview, of which Elliot wrote, “Sigal Acon chats with SCORE and Voluptuous magazine editor Dave, and his life is never going to be the same.”

Honestly, my life hasn’t been the same since I conducted by first SCORELAND interview with Kerry Marie in Key Largo, Florida way back in 2001. People sometimes ask me, “When you interview these beautiful, busty girls, what keeps you from losing control, pulling your cock out and yanking it right then and there?”

My answer: “Professionalism and a good memory.”

I’ll let you figure out the good memory part. My memory was very helpful with Sigal.

By the way, that’s Sigal as in “jiggle,” not Sigal as in suh-gal. That’s one thing I learned from the interview. Another was how to say certain very important words in Russian.

 

How Codi Vore’s first BBG at SCORELAND started

October 11, 2019 by Dave

Do you think Codi Vore has ever had a hard time getting a ride?

The busty hitchhiker…it’s been a male fantasy since cars were invented. I’ve fallen for it a few times, most notably in Maine 29 years ago, when I picked up a busty hitchhiker who got in my car and said, “My name is Chanel…Chanel with the big tits.” She was not a hooker. She was, however, very drunk. I eventually made the wise decision–one of the few times in my life when the big head has overruled the little head–and ditched her first chance I got. I couldn’t tell whether the night was leading to sex or getting the crap beaten out of me by her boyfriend or both.

In today’s scene at SCORELAND, Codi Vore is a busty hitchhiker in the L.A. hills. As Elliot writes, “When Brad and Juan stop for her on a quiet, hilltop road, Codi hops in the back seat, lowers her top and, giggling, shows off her big, gorgeous boobs. They don’t need an engraved invitation to guess what’s on Codi’s mind.”

What’s on Codi’s mind is her first BBG threesome today at SCORELAND. Brad and Juan’s day is about to turn out a lot better than mine did.

 

A day on Biscayne Bay with super MILF Billi Bardot

October 4, 2019 by Dave

Billi Bardot: “Some jet-ski enthusiasts were watching from an island behind us. That was nice.”

Today at SCORELAND, super-stacked MILF Billi Bardot sucks cock and fucks, and she does these things out on the deck of a yacht in Biscayne Bay, Miami, in broad daylight, with people all over the place. Of course, I asked her about that when I interviewed her, careful to keep my eyes on her beautiful face because staring at her tits would have been rude.

Yeah, right.

Me: So there you are, out in the open, on a boat, and there were other boats in the background.

Billi: Yeah, there were other boats. Some jet-ski enthusiasts were watching from an island behind us. That was nice.

Me: What did you think about having sex out in the open where people could watch?

Billi: It was a lot of fun. Beyond that, I was so into the guy I was having sex with that I didn’t really notice those people.

Me: Have you ever been watched before while having sex?

Billi: Probably. I’m not sure. There used to be this sports store called Galyan’s in Indianapolis, and I had sex with my husband in the dressing room, then I had sex in the bathroom at a restaurant, and an employee came in and said he was going to tell the manager, so that happened. I had sex on a golf course, on the green, but it was nighttime and the sprinkler went on, so that was fun. I like having sex wherever. Sex is such a primal instinct that I like to do it wherever I want. As long as there aren’t kids watching.

Me: Would the people you know be surprised to see you here?

Billi: No. I’ve always done whatever I wanted. I always lived by my own rules. A lot of people say they don’t care what people think. I genuinely do not care what anyone thinks of me.

Well, Billi, you may not care, but I think you’re great.