Categories for Tit Tricks

Can you keep up with Sofia Damon?

May 11, 2019 by Elliot James 6 Comments

Sofia Damon‘s boobquake registered magnitude six on the Richter Scale. The brain-freezing slow motion footage captured Sofia’s boob motion in detail from different angles.

No wide-angle lens tricks common on the internet were used. The side-boob shots show how huge Sofia’s breasts really are.

Running in place, jumping, swinging and hopping, Sofia’s big, plush tits are not strapped down by a sports bra. They’re free to fly.

Fresh air and sunshine do a body good, especially Sofia’s voluptuous figure.

It’s boobquake time.

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Rating: 3.5/5

Best of the SCORELAND Blog: It was all in Valory’s hands.

April 22, 2019 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Boners can only thrive and stiffen in the lovely hands and between the big breasts of stacked beauties. Karina Hart did it once and only once. Crystal Gunns did it one time and never again. Cindy Cupps did it once and never again. Elaina Gregory only once. Morgan Leigh did it one time only on the beach. Merilyn Sakova did it (well, with a latex cock).

Every girl has her own sweet style. It was big news when Valory Irene did a Tits & Tugs for the first and last time. I love that accent and how Valory says “Fuck my tits.”

Now and then, guys will write in with requests for a big-boobed porn star Tits & Tugs scene but with more tit-fucking than hand tugging. Some of the names suggested include Minka, Danielle Derek and Tigerr Benson.  I think it’s kinda interesting because those girls do full XXX, but what the fans want is just tit-fucking.

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Rating: 3.7/5

Best of the SCORELAND Blog: Roxi Red talks tits, sex and losing things in her cleavage

April 14, 2019 by Maria 11 Comments

Roxi Red goes all the way at SCORELAND tomorrow. Oh, yeah!

Originally published on Oct 31, 2012

A female Voluptuous reader named Renee recently wrote a lengthy blog comment about her love of huge boobs and bras. In her comments, she recalled a blog video with Roxi Red. “I remember Maria’s interview with Roxi Red and I could tell that she genuinely was in awe of Roxi and that turned me on because I imagined it being me in Roxi’s presence.” This is the video chat that resonated with her.

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Fresh from her first on-camera fuck, Roxi Red sat down to chit chat with me about her first time.

(I love that I get to chat with models right after their first XXX!)

There are two stand-out moments for me in this video, so I am just going to put them out there for you right now so that you have the inside scoop.

1) There is a part where I ask Roxi to spin around and show me her outfit. Mid-spin you get to see just how hard her bra is working to contain her K-cups. You can practically hear the spandex straining under the weight of her tits. Her breasts are popping out in every direction. It’s pretty amazing.

2) The part where she plops her tits on the table and continues having a conversation with me like her tits are not on the table. You will note that I am clearly struck dumb by her massive tits just resting on the desk. I cannot even really formulate sentences. Her tits should be nicknamed Shock and Awe.

Roxi came and saw and came some more in our studio. And she did that with a smile on her face.

Don’t you just love first-timers?

I do.

xoxox,

Maria

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Rating: 3.3/5

Best of The SCORELAND Blog: The Busty Ladies Of Oil Wrestling

March 26, 2019 by Elliot James 25 Comments

Originally published March 20, 2012

The Busty Ladies Of Oil Wrestling (B.L.O.W.) was SCORE‘s only nosedive into the wild world of catfighting. Our femme combat specialists for this special were the very best of an unbeatable Voluptuous line-up: Angela White, Annie Swanson, Brandy Talore and Cherry Brady. They made this movie what it is with their high-energy, motivation and personalities, not to mention their awesome bods, huge tits and well-cushioned asses.

Dave and I were involved in the shoot as ringside color man and referee since we had extensive prior experience in being assaulted by female wrestlers, and a former SCORE staff member was the girls’  fitness trainer. I remember this event very well, both for the great, naked and oiled-up quartet and because hurricane Frances was getting closer to Miami and we had to speed up the fighting. And I got smashed into the mat by four V-Mag covergirls at the end. My spine never recovered fully, and my right kidney still bears the imprint of Annie’s knee.

Since then, the DVD release remains a good seller and still a popular title at video stores. There is really nothing like it with girls as built as this wild bunch. It has a timeless feel to it and will always be one of my biggies.

We never did another wrestling special after B.L.O.W. I don’t know why. Maybe we shot our load and a follow-up would not have been as good. Maybe other projects, like foreign-location shoots, became the focus. If we were to do another B.L.O.W., I don’t know who could be the new fantastic four, but I have some ideas.

 

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Kim Velez: Deliciosa

March 2, 2019 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Kim Velez is the pretty girl-next-door everyone wishes they had as their pretty girl-next-door neighbor. A hot chick neighbor who needs her lawn mowed. Bush trimmed. Pipes fixed. Salad tossed. Needs to borrow a cup of suntan oil. And other everyday chores.

“If you’re like me, your eyes immediately went to Kim’s braces,” Dave blogged. “Although brace-face babes are very popular among the 18eighteen crowd, we’ve had very few busty babes with braces.” During the shooting of On Location North Coast, Demmy Blaze wore braces. I hardly noticed them. Demmy had them removed this past week.

My eyes went straight to Kim’s beautifully shaped, ski-slope breasts, pointy nipples and pancake-sized areolae. Kim can suck her nipples. When she sucks on a breast in today’s video, she makes a lip-smacking sound. Kim only speaks Spanish so the video is captioned in English.

Included is a slow-motion sequence of Kim jumping and swinging her tits. She has a very seductive look on her pretty face throughout the entire video. In another viewing, I spent more time looking at Kim’s eyes and mouth. They don’t cum cuter.

Young and chesty Kim Velez.

 

 

 

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Welcome back, Africa Sexxx!

February 27, 2019 by Dave 28 Comments

Bustier than ever after all these years.

Nearly 12 years had passed since we’d last seen the great Africa Sexxx. Twelve long years. She was always one of my favorites. Great body. Amazing tits. Spectacular deep-throating skills (remember her blow job contest with Cassitty Harmon?). A really nice personality. She’s such a girl-next-door, so normal in every way except her beauty and her body. I directed one of her boy-girl shoots once and asked her to do something absolutely ridiculous, something completely impossible (lift both hands off the bed while getting fucked doggy-style). She looked at me like I was nuts and laughed. She could’ve called me an idiot. She didn’t.

Anyway, Africa is back. She looks different–a lot plumper–and her tits are absolutely ginormous. Africa went solo at XLGirls.com last weekend, and Friday, she fucks again. The lucky dude…his cock just disappears between her tits.

Welcome back, Africa.

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Rating: 3.4/5

Cheryl Blossom’s rating game

February 8, 2019 by Elliot James 6 Comments

Cheryl Blossom does something I’ve never seen before. She grades her stacked-self with stickers numbered from five-to-one that she puts on different parts of her body.

“I think my breasts are not growing now, but a year ago, they were about a cup smaller than today,” Cheryl said. “Now I’m a little bigger overall than I was a year ago. A year ago they were about an H-cup. My size is about a J-cup right now, although sometimes they get bigger. My chest is always becoming bigger. It’s been like that all my life.”  Cheryl’s only 20 years old (born May 5, 1998).

No sunbathing or tanning beds for fair-skinned Cheryl.

“I try to avoid the sun, so I think if you saw me outside in the summer, I would have on something with long sleeves or maybe you wouldn’t see me when the sun is out.”

Cheryl plays the rating game.

 

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Rating: 3.7/5

Best of the SCORELAND Blog: Big tits: A place to hold all your stuff.

November 28, 2018 by Maria 4 Comments
How many things do you think that you could stuff into Ashley's cleavage, eh?

How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley’s cleavage, eh?

Originally published on August 14th, 2009.

Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.

Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.

(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)

I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.

I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol

So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold onto on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.

Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!

-Maria

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Tits that can’t be ignored

November 15, 2018 by Dave 26 Comments

Julia has roomy cleavage.

How big are Julia Jones’ naturals? She says they’re GGG-cups, which translates to I-cups, but I guess GGG-cups sounds better. I think they’re a lot bigger. Who knows? There comes a point when ginormous is the only way to describe a rack.

Where is Julia from? Romania. Of course she’s from Romania. If you ever want to go on a big-tit oriented vacation, go to Romania.

How did I miss Julia’s debut at XLGirls.com last month? I don’t know. I’m an idiot. There’s been a lot of great stuff going on around here, and I just somehow missed it. But Julia’s encore is today at XLGirls, and I’m not going to miss it.

Which is ridiculous because I really enjoyed interviewing Julia when she was in Miami. The thing I remember most about that interview: Julia looking out the window because she was concerned passers-by might see her. I mean, this girl was about to show her tits and pussy to the entire world, and she was concerned about a few people walking by the window.

There’s just nothing like a super-stacked girl-next-door, even if next-door is in Romania.

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Rating: 4.0/5