Categories for Tit Tricks

Juliana Simms is creamin’ for it at SCORELAND today

July 23, 2016 by Elliot James 13 Comments

If you look up “busty goddess” in your dictionary (for those of you who still have a dictionary), you’ll find a picture of Juliana Simms. It’s right next to the pictures of Joana Bliss and Maya Milano. Juliana has the same kind of natural, shining and happy personality as Joana and Maya.

Bubbly and bouncy Juliana told us the pet name her friends call her.

“They call me ‘Juliana Boobs.'”

Okay, it may not be creative as nicknames go, but it has a nice zing to it and it’s certainly no lie.

One of the top 20 names in the Model Directory, Juliana brings that bouncing and bubbling to SCORELAND today…with cream on it.

Keeping her breasts moisturized and hydrated.

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There are many possible headlines for this photo. Here are three. What’s yours?

June 2, 2016 by Dave 5 Comments

1. Now we know why the boys never offered to carry Tiggle’s books for her.

2. What’s on Tiggle’s summer reading list?

3. BREAST-SELLERS!

This photo set (and video) of MM-cup natural Tiggle Bitties is already live at SCORELAND. There are so many great photos, I didn’t know where to start. So I started here.

Today at SCORELAND: Mischel Lee and her hairy pussy.

Friday: Sheridan Love in her first three-way. Yes, her first three-way.

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If this guy doesn’t suffocate, he’s going to fuck 18-year-old Rachel Raxxx Friday at SCORELAND

May 26, 2016 by Dave 15 Comments

Rachel is a wise 18-year-old. She knows what her tits are for.

SPOILER ALERT! He doesn’t suffocate (he said he managed to locate an air pocket in her cleavage) and he does fuck 18-year-old, naturally stacked JJ-cupper Rachel Raxxx Friday. It’s Rachel’s first on-camera fuck, and it’s a good one. She does all the things with her tits that you’d want a girl like her to do with her tits. I have a feeling that even when she’s sucking cock (which she does very well) and fucking, your eyes are going to be on her wildly shaking rack.

Anyway, the video:

1. After surviving the smothering, Jimmy sucks Rachel’s nipple. “Don’t forget about this one,” she says as she moves over her other breast, tit meat overflowing his face.

2. Rachel licks and sucks her nipple. She’s a very good self-sucker. Actually, she’s a very good sucker.

3. Rachel sucks dick. She does that bulging cheek thing. She drools all over the cock. This is porn pro cock sucking for an 18-year-old.

4. She wraps her tits around the cock. The cock disappears. I mean, it’s nowhere to be found. She works those tits up and down while it’s wrapped around the cock.

This is an 18-year-old? Indeed, it is.

5. She sucks the dick while tit-fucking it. She makes that suction sound with her mouth.

6. Her young, pink pussy gets fucked every which way. All the good positions are covered.

7. The dude cums on her tits. Of course he does. But he doesn’t quite douse them or glaze them. You’d need the cum of a half-dozen guys to saturate Rachel’s rockets.

Enjoy. He did. She did. I did.

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A weekend of big boobs and big news

May 13, 2016 by Dave 9 Comments

Maggie is ambidickterous.

Maggie Green, who once upon a time didn’t take off her panties on-camera (she always showed her big naturals, of course), enjoys her first on-camera three-way today at SCORELAND. Maggie proves that if you give a girl some room and enough time, she might eventually do all the things you wanted her to do all along. She’s proof that there’s no need to be pushy. Besides, do you know what happens when you ask a woman to do something she doesn’t want to do? She either slaps your face and walks away forever or consents to do it but does it poorly. Maggie doesn’t do anything poorly, as the two lucky guys in this scene can tell you.

Saturday at SCORELAND, we get to go bowling with Hitomi. Hitomi demonstrates her skills at showing off her tits and handling balls at the same time. The three-time SCORE Model of the Year keeps getting better.

On Sunday, Juliana Simms is back in an all-new shoot plus a candid chat.

Stay tuned to the Blog this weekend. We have a great newcomer to show you on Sunday.

Hitomi is an alley cat.

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Get your Dolly Fox fix

April 30, 2016 by Elliot James 22 Comments

Long-time reader B.S. has been mailing SCORE lengthy monthly letters going on 15 years. Dolly Fox is his type of girl. Blonde, big, jutting tits, slim waist, shapely legs and ass. Dresses are always tight and heels always towering. This was in a recent letter about Dolly, back today at SCORELAND:

“Tremendous. Exquisite. Beautiful. All of these describe Dolly Fox. While she enjoys playing with herself, SCORE Men will enjoy ourselves even more jerking off to Dolly.  I may be able to cum just staring into her eyes that so sweetly look into the camera. Miss Fox has excellent eye contact that will make jerking off at her all the more fun.”

Dolly knows how to build boners. “I like dresses with a nice pair of high heels. I’m proud of my boobs, so I’m not going to hide them.”

Tune in today to see a new Dolly scene plus a bonus video. Dolly is highly addictive.

Get your rocks off for Fox

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Alexya re-defines “double dipping”

April 29, 2016 by Dave 2 Comments

Double-dipping, no flipping

There was a famous episode of Seinfeld in which George went to a party–or maybe it was a funeral–and was accused of double-dipping: sticking his potato chip in the dip, taking a bite then dipping the same chip into the dip again.

Would anyone object if 2015 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year Alexya double-dipped her big hangers into that pool?

This is one of my favorite photos ever. I used to think Nicole Peters had the greatest hangers ever, but Alexya is right up there with her. Or down with her. You know, hanging down.

Alexya returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. She starts out wearing a one-piece bathing suit, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a girl look so good in a one-piece. Or, come to think of it, out of one.

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This is our idea of a beautiful day in Miami, Florida

March 19, 2016 by Dave 28 Comments

It's raining tits. Hallelujah!

Thunder clouds? What thunder clouds? It’s always sunny out when MM-cup natural Tiggle Bitties is baring her big tits, as she is here and in today’s photo and video postings at SCORELAND. Can you imagine looking up from your poolside lounger and seeing those?

Tomorrow at SCORELAND: Super-stacked natural Anastasia, photos and videos.

Meanwhile, this just in: Hitomi and Lily Madison in girl-girl action. Coming soon. (They already came.)

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In Roxi Red’s cleavage, nobody can hear you scream

March 4, 2016 by Dave 8 Comments

Peter was planning on just taking a nap.

What a way to go, right? I mean, you gotta go sometime, and this is as good a way as any. Better, actually.

Here, and today at SCORELAND, Roxi Red smothers Peter’s face with her K-cup naturals. He’s perfectly content to lie there until he taps out.

Fortunately, he doesn’t tap out and recovers long enough to fuck Roxi’s cleavage, mouth and pussy.

Also this weekend at SCORELAND: brand-new Wonder from Down Under Lila Payne on Saturday, 2015 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Katie Thornton on Sunday.

Hey, did I just inadvertently leak news?

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Some people rest their elbows on the table. Yes, Micky Bells does that, too.

February 28, 2016 by Dave 5 Comments

What are you having for Sunday brunch?

Sometimes you have to really look at a photo for its meaning to sink in.

I mean, Micky Bells is resting her tits on the table. How many women can do that?

Also, notice the smiley faces on Micky’s naturals. Does Micky make you happy?

There are new Micky photos and videos right now at SCORELAND, continuing one of the big-tit stories of the decade: Micky’s pregnancy.

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The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Five & Conclusion

February 24, 2016 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage.

Click here for Part Four

LAP DANCE ETIQUETTE

Or, that dance doesn’t stink. You do!

You’re not going on a date when you enter a strip club and look for a lap dance, but you’re still going to be associating with women. Just because you have what they want (money) doesn’t mean you can be a disgusting pig. So, before you leave for the club:

1. Take a shower or make sure you smell good. You want these girls getting as close to you as possible, and they’re not going to want to if you smell like a garbage dump.

2. Think twice before putting on cologne. What if she doesn’t like what you’re wearing? What if it reminds her of her ex-deadbeat boyfriend (as opposed to her current deadbeat boyfriend)? Remember, you’re not trying to build a long-lasting relationship with her. You’re trying to get her to grind your cock in a way that’ll get you off.

3. Don’t wear rough pants. If you wear denim jeans, make sure they’re soft and pre-washed. Soft khakis are good. Sweatpants are fine, too, if the club allows them. Loose and soft is the way to go. If you have the balls, wear baggy shorts with no underwear. When you get to the club, take your keys and bulky items out of your front pockets.

4. If you haven’t shaved for a few days, shave. If you scrape a dancer’s boobs with your metrosexual stubble, her experience will be less than pleasant, and that will affect your experience. This rule does not apply if you have a full, soft beard.

Then, when you get to the club:

1. Don’t get drunk off your ass. First, you want to exercise some money management. One time, a friend and I went to a ballgame in Montreal. He drank a beer an inning. Then we went to one of Montreal’s notorious strip joints, at which he promptly fell in love with a dancer, convinced himself that she liked him and proceeded to empty his pockets. Of course, when he ran out of money, her love affair with him was over. A drunk guy in a strip club is what’s known as a mark. Nobody wants to be a mark.

2. Don’t be loud and obnoxious. Very few dancers like loud, obnoxious guys (they remind them of their boyfriends).

3. Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage. You’ll score points with all the dancers, who’ll be more eager to score with you.

4. Don’t tip for a single lap dance. If you do, you will lock yourself in with that dancer. If you buy three or four dances from a girl, then you can throw in a tip after the final dance. Make her work for her money.

5. If you can swing it, tip the bouncer when you walk in. He’ll appreciate it and leave you alone (unless you’re violating the “Rules of the Room”).

6. If you intend to shoot a load during the dance, go to the men’s room while you’re hard or semi-hard and put on a condom. Otherwise, you’ll stain your shorts and pants and make a mess.

7. Dancers know they have hot bodies or they wouldn’t have been hired by the club, but they still need verbal reinforcement. Compliment her on her hair and body while she’s lapping you (without sounding like a porno perv).

8. Between  dances with the same girl, take a break for a chat (the length of one song) and offer to give her a foot massage. Dancers love foot massages (they’re standing on high heels for eight hours at a time), and when she starts her next dance, she’ll probably be more generous with her body.

9. Be nice to her. Use your hands to make love to her body. Just because she’s a stripper doesn’t mean she doesn’t like to feel good. When she’s sitting on your lap with her back to you, breathe lightly on the nape of her neck or into her ear. These are powerful erogenous zones for a woman, and even the toughest dancer will find herself getting turned on.

10. Keep the grinding rhythmic and strong when she is sitting on your lap. Match her motion, as if you’re dancing with her.

There are a few more touchy subjects we should deal with, too.

V.I.P. Rooms: Once she’s sitting on your lap, there’s a good chance she’ll try to lure you into the V.I.P. room. V.I.P. rooms tend to be very pricey, and what you’ll receive in the room varies from club to club and state to state (in some cases, you’ll get nothing more than a more-private experience and a bottle of overpriced champagne; in other cases, and for considerably more money, you’ll get a hand job, maybe a blow job, maybe full service). If you don’t want to go into the V.I.P. room, just say to her, nicely, “No thanks. I’m fine out here.” If she keeps pushing you, she’s a money-hungry whore and it might be time for you to cum and run. Or just run.

The Lap Dance Room Blow Job: Yes, there are clubs (I’ve been in them) where blow jobs or hand jobs, sometimes even full, sit-on-your-cock sex, are offered in the Lap Dance Room. I’ve been in clubs in which the girl pulled my cock out and went down to suck without even asking. Now, this might be tough to do in this situation, but it’s important: Insist on a condom. Because your cock won’t be the first cock she’s sucked in the Lap Dance Room. And it won’t be the last. Can you be positive that the last unsheathed cock she sucked was disease-free? No, you can’t!

Got all that? Now go out and get your dance!

Editors: Dave Rosenbaum & Elliot James

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