Today’s Arianna Sinn post at SCORELAND once again reminded me how society in general neglects boob weighing. I don’t think I’m being ultra-critical here. Science is the true key to everything. Weights and measurement are vital in every aspect of our existence and that includes tits.
I have no doubts about the number of offers Arianna gets per day to weigh her melons. “I don’t need a scale,” brags one volunteer. “The palms of my hands are more accurate than a digital scale.” Yeah, right! Fact is, a scale is inaccurate when it comes to weighing boobs. The water displacement method that we’ve mentioned in the past is far more precise. Some designers are even working on new, more supportive bras based on breast weight instead of cup size, using the water method.
I’m all in favor of boob weighing being made a competitive sport. I just can’t get anyone to listen. Well, they ignored Thomas Edison too. Check out Arianna’s pictorial if you really want to light up your life.
No, this is not about the movie which was more hype than funny except for Ken Jeong as Mr. Chow who was hilarious. This is about poses in which the boob, or boobs, hang over a table, a chair or some other piece of furniture. Are hangovers sexy? Horny? Erotic? Or too gimmicky and jokey to be hot?
Hung over? Absolutely.
I remember seeing a busty girl polish a counter with her tits years ago and while I thought it was a very cool novelty skit, it was also too comedic to inspire a boner. As our founder once said, “There’s nothing funny about a hard-on.” The reverse is true too. “There’s nothing hard about a funny.” SCORELAND doesn’t have a two drink minimum.
Bars make good sets.
If there’s any purpose to it, it’s to show how big a girl’s breasts are. That’s what I feel. What do you think? As a counterpoint, man does not live by boner alone. This kind of pose can isolate and centerpiece her boobs. Plus “what’s hot” is often in the mind of the beholder. At bottom left is my all-time favorite “standard” hangers pose minus any furniture.
Is there really a need for women to spend large sums of cash at Victoria’s Secret and other plush lingerie shops when the ultimate bra is available for free at their fingertips? I’m referring to the hand bra.
As you can see in these photos, the hand bra looks good and it probably feels good. Why should a woman blow 30, 40, 50 bucks on something no one’s going to see anyway? (Except some lucky guy.) The hand bra’s affordable and portable. Easy to clean. Won’t shrink or wear out. It can be worn in different ways for different looks. Want to change the style? Just put on different nail polish or wear gloves.
Karla tries a different style of hand bra.
"I don't know what I did before The Hand Bra," says Kelly.
The bra manufacturers will hate my guts for this Blog piece, but all I’m trying to do is make women look good and feel good and save them a few bucks. True, there are a few drawbacks. They’d have to get used to driving and opening doors with their elbows (typing will be a bitch), but these are minor issues.
She guest-starred on SCOREtv on Wednesday, but Daylene Rio’s visit to SCORELAND would not be complete unless she bounced up and down on the pole. So this weekend, that’s exactly what Miss Rio does in her own wet way. And Sophie Mae brings her considerable breast play talents to “SCORE Theater” with a fresh bouncy-and-shaky vid. And Sophie chats while she’s jiggling, something she hasn’t done before! Miss Mae pulls out the stops in this one. You can thank us on Monday. Thanks for being you, Daylene and Sophie.
Plus some B-Day shout-outs this week to Carrie Ashton (December 14), Denise Derringer (December 16), Ashley Bond (December 16), Winter Morgan (December 18) and Tiffany Towers (December 19).
Desirae. Whenever I think of this beautiful, busty babe, I think of her winning smile and girl-next-door demeanor. She was the kind of gal who was soft-spoken and sweet. You might even say that she was almost shy. Every time I bump into a photo set of her on SCORELAND, I admire her cherubic face. I will be honest and tell you that I don’t even think of her in dirty ways. I just find her so pretty and sort of charming.
That is, until I come to her Big Tit Bondage set, and then, well then I want to do a lot of depraved things to her. Maybe it’s because she looks like one of those helpless damsels in distress from the old mystery novels? Maybe that’s why this set makes me feel like the mustachioed villain?
We actually have an entire gallery inside of SCORELAND dedicated to this boob bondage. And while I find Desirae hot, all tied up and delicious, waiting for someone to do perverted things to her…
I am kind of on the fence about this kind of thing. I have never been a fan of being tied up, myself, but after seeing how hot Desirae looks, all bound and helpless, I am kind of sort of convinced that this kind of thing is a little hot.
What say you, boob men? Do you like a rack all roped up like this? Hmmm? Someone is bound to…get it? Bound?
LOL 😉 -Maria
This picture makes me have a new respect for rope.
What’s the one part of the female anatomy that’s the most overlooked across the board in any category of photography? It’s a model’s back. It seems neglected. I don’t know why.
Backs are beautiful, too. Not that we’ll ever see a magazine called Hot Backs. One of the most famous and popular pin-ups of them all is the World War 2-era shot of Betty Grable with her back to the camera. That photo kept many a soldier from losing hope. Back cleavage shots are even more rare, but over the years, we’ve shot a bunch of them. Now and then, a good back photo will sneak in there.
Merilyn Sakova: back worthy of Michelangelo.
Christy's back cleavage is beautiful.
There are two definitions of back cleavage. I don’t mean the back-fat rolls definition of back cleavage. I mean the kind that show part of the model’s hooters extending past her torso when she has her back to the camera. It works best with very large-boobed naturals with slim backs.
The most impressive of these photos for sheer amount of boobage exposed is the one of Miosotis, who has enough breast meat for six or more women. To achieve this back cleavage pose to maximum effect, the model has to use her hands or her arms to nudge her boobs out to the side. Cherry Brady’s landscape photo is also one of the best examples I’ve ever seen. I guess I like back cleavage because I’m thinking that if she has that much to see from behind, she must be really impressive from the front.
Yes, they will. Tits have a lower density than water. Demonstrating the science behind buoyant breasts this time is Valory Irene and her trusty sidekick Chica. The super-natural duo immersed themselves in a cool pool for the sake of scientific research. We’ve done this experiment before with Cherry Brady. But ya know, retesting and continued experimentation is how science marches on. It’s a wet job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
SCORELAND: making science fun. See the photo set and video tomorrow.
Freeze-framing flying boobs is an art form. At least to me.
Sure, I’m always impressed when NASA’s latest space shuttle takes off or a cruise line unveils its latest gigantic ship. But those are yawn-inducing events compared to seeing Taylor Steele’s boobs launch into the air, as this bouncy picture illustrates. I can’t think of any sight more impressive than that. Renee Ross did a nice jump shot in the December ’09 Voluptuous. Airborne breasts are definitely on my list for further scientific research in a future episode of SCOREtv.
Taylor is in the running for both SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, which were just announced in the January ’11 editions of both magazines, and she’s already begun campaigning for the award on YouTube. With so many worthy Newcomer candidates from 2010 vying for votes, it looks like this erection season is going to be a hard one.
Cathy Patrick has to use all her strength to keep from toppling forward.
Which model has the best hangers ever? I thought about that question the other day when the new set of Carol Brown went up on SCORELAND. Thinking back to the 1990s, I remember Carol as having a great pair of hangers and also being an outstanding self-sucker. But then I looked her photos and realized that she isn’t really a self-sucker (she’s more of a self-licker) and although her boobs are great, they’re not what we’d call hangers.
Autumn-Jade shows us how she keeps her hangers in shape.
Funny how our memories sometimes play tricks on us.
Chloe Vevrier. Great pair of hangers, right? Well, kind of. Great pair of tits, no doubt, but, like Carol’s, Chloe’s tits are too full and heavy to be called hangers. In my opinion, a great pair of hangers is full but they has a certainly pliability, almost as if the bottom part of the boob (the part closest to the nipple) is pulling the top part down when the girl bends over, like giant sacks of flour, like all of her boob meat has gone to the lowest-hanging part of her boobs. Girls like Chloe and Carol are so full throughout that you don’t get that pull-down effect.
So, which girls have the best hangers ever? I’ve shown pictures of three candidates, although they’re far from being the only candidates. For my money, Nicole is No. 1. What do you think?
There are a lot of other boob tricks Carol Brown can do.
“I would describe myself as a sex starved woman who loves to have sex three times a day with my husband if he is up for it,” Carol told us from her home in England. “I also masturbate most days. My friends have sex about once a week, but that just would not be enough for me. I have always loved sex but as I have gotten older, my orgasms are more intense.”
Carol is a woman who likes to have fun with her body and fun in bed. Maybe her friends have dwindling sex drives as they’ve gotten older but not Carol. I remember Carol well from the ’90s, when she was in V-Mag often and eventually won 1998 Model of the Year. (Carol was one of the first contest winners.) While most of her Voluptuous peers from those years have moved on, like Rhonda Baxter, Lisa Miller and Sammie Black, Carol still shows her bod for the camera when she feels like it, and she comes up with some pretty randy positions. See over one hundred photos from this set on SCORELAND posted on Monday.
