Categories for Tit Tricks

The hand bra. Will it get a grip in the fashion world?

December 23, 2010 by Elliot James
Lorna models the basic hand bra.

Lorna models the basic hand bra.

For a change of pace, add gloves.

For a change of pace, add gloves.

Is there really a need for women to spend large sums of cash at Victoria’s Secret and other plush lingerie shops when the ultimate bra is available for free at their fingertips? I’m referring to the hand bra.

As you can see in these photos, the hand bra looks good and it probably feels good. Why should a woman blow 30, 40, 50 bucks on something no one’s going to see anyway? (Except some lucky guy.) The hand bra’s affordable and portable. Easy to clean. Won’t shrink or wear out. It can be worn in different ways for different looks. Want to change the style? Just put on different nail polish or wear gloves.

Karla tries a different style of hand bra.

Karla tries a different style of hand bra.

"I don't know what I did before The Hand Bra," says Kelly.

"I don't know what I did before The Hand Bra," says Kelly.

The bra manufacturers will hate my guts for this Blog piece, but all I’m trying to do is make women look good and feel good and save them a few bucks. True, there are a few drawbacks. They’d have to get used to driving and opening doors with their elbows (typing will be a bitch), but these are minor issues.

The hand bra. If the hand fits, wear it!

Daylene and Sophie give you a hard way to go

December 18, 2010 by Elliot James

She guest-starred on SCOREtv on Wednesday, but Daylene Rio’s visit to SCORELAND would not be complete unless she bounced up and down on the pole. So this weekend, that’s exactly what Miss Rio does in her own wet way. And Sophie Mae brings her considerable breast play talents to “SCORE Theater” with a fresh bouncy-and-shaky vid. And Sophie chats while she’s jiggling, something she hasn’t done before! Miss Mae pulls out the stops in this one. You can thank us on Monday. Thanks for being you, Daylene and Sophie.

Plus some B-Day shout-outs this week to Carrie Ashton (December 14), Denise Derringer (December 16), Ashley Bond (December 16), Winter Morgan (December 18) and Tiffany Towers (December 19).

She’s so nice and so knotty…

December 16, 2010 by Maria

She's nice but oh, so knotty.

She's nice but oh, so knotty.

Desirae is tied up...and we don't mean busy.

Desirae is tied up...and we don't mean busy.

Desirae. Whenever I think of this beautiful, busty babe, I think of her winning smile and girl-next-door demeanor. She was the kind of gal who was soft-spoken and sweet. You might even say that she was almost shy. Every time I bump into a photo set of her on SCORELAND, I admire her cherubic face. I will be honest and tell you that I don’t even think of her in dirty ways. I just find her so pretty and sort of charming.

That is, until I come to her Big Tit Bondage set, and then, well then I want to do a lot of depraved things to her. Maybe it’s because she looks like one of those helpless damsels in distress from the old mystery novels? Maybe that’s why this set makes me feel like the mustachioed villain?

We actually have an entire gallery inside of SCORELAND dedicated to this boob bondage. And while I find Desirae hot, all tied up and delicious, waiting for someone to do perverted things to her…

I am kind of on the fence about this kind of thing. I have never been a fan of being tied up, myself, but after seeing how hot Desirae looks, all bound and helpless, I am kind of sort of convinced that this kind of thing is a little hot.

What say you, boob men? Do you like a rack all roped up like this? Hmmm? Someone is bound to…get it? Bound?

LOL 😉 -Maria

This picture makes me have a new respect for rope.

This picture makes me have a new respect for rope.

Back cleavage: underrated but not overlooked

December 12, 2010 by Elliot James
No one can surpass Miosotis' back cleavage.

No one can surpass Miosotis' back cleavage.

Cherry Brady gives good back.

Cherry Brady gives good back.

What’s the one part of the female anatomy that’s the most overlooked across the board in any category of photography? It’s a model’s back. It seems neglected. I don’t know why.

Backs are beautiful, too. Not that we’ll ever see a magazine called Hot Backs. One of the most famous and popular pin-ups of them all is the World War 2-era shot of Betty Grable with her back to the camera. That photo kept many a soldier from losing hope. Back cleavage shots are even more rare, but over the years, we’ve shot a bunch of them. Now and then, a good back photo will sneak in there.

Merilyn Sakova: back worthy of Michelangelo.

Merilyn Sakova: back worthy of Michelangelo.

Christy's back cleavage is beautiful.

Christy's back cleavage is beautiful.

There are two definitions of back cleavage. I don’t mean the back-fat rolls definition of back cleavage. I mean the kind that show part of the model’s hooters extending past her torso when she has her back to the camera. It works best with very large-boobed naturals with slim backs.

The most impressive of these photos for sheer amount of boobage exposed is the one of Miosotis, who has enough breast meat for six or more women. To achieve this back cleavage pose to maximum effect, the model has to use her hands or her arms to nudge her boobs out to the side. Cherry Brady’s landscape photo is also one of the best examples I’ve ever seen. I guess I like back cleavage because I’m thinking that if she has that much to see from behind, she must be really impressive from the front.

Will they float?

December 6, 2010 by Elliot James
For the sake of science.

For the sake of science.

Yes, they will. Tits have a lower density than water. Demonstrating the science behind buoyant breasts this time is Valory Irene and her trusty sidekick Chica. The super-natural duo immersed themselves in a cool pool for the sake of scientific research. We’ve done this experiment before with Cherry Brady. But ya know, retesting and continued experimentation is how science marches on. It’s a wet job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

SCORELAND: making science fun. See the photo set and video tomorrow.

Jumpin’ juggies!

November 18, 2010 by Elliot James
Freeze-framing flying boobs is an art form. At least to me.

Freeze-framing flying boobs is an art form. At least to me.

Sure, I’m always impressed when NASA’s latest space shuttle takes off or a cruise line unveils its latest gigantic ship. But those are yawn-inducing events compared to seeing Taylor Steele’s boobs launch into the air, as this bouncy picture illustrates. I can’t think of any sight more impressive than that. Renee Ross did a nice jump shot in the December ’09 Voluptuous. Airborne breasts are definitely on my list for further scientific research in a future episode of SCOREtv.

Taylor is in the running for both SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, which were just announced in the January ’11 editions of both magazines, and she’s already begun campaigning for the award on YouTube. With so many worthy Newcomer candidates from 2010 vying for  votes, it looks like this erection season is going to be a hard one.

Hanging around, hanging around

November 17, 2010 by Dave
Nicole's tits are like giant sacks of flour.

Nicole's tits are like giant sacks of flour.

Cathy Brown has to use all her strength to keep from toppling forward.

Cathy Patrick has to use all her strength to keep from toppling forward.

Which model has the best hangers ever? I thought about that question the other day when the new set of Carol Brown went up on SCORELAND. Thinking back to the 1990s, I remember Carol as having a great pair of hangers and also being an outstanding self-sucker. But then I looked her photos and realized that she isn’t really a self-sucker (she’s more of a self-licker) and although her boobs are great, they’re not what we’d call hangers.

Autumn-Jade shows us how she keeps her hangers in shape.

Autumn-Jade shows us how she keeps her hangers in shape.

Funny how our memories sometimes play tricks on us.

Chloe Vevrier. Great pair of hangers, right? Well, kind of. Great pair of tits, no doubt, but, like Carol’s, Chloe’s tits are too full and heavy to be called hangers. In my opinion, a great pair of hangers is full but they has a certainly pliability,  almost as if the bottom part of the boob (the part closest to the nipple) is pulling the top part down when the girl bends over, like giant sacks of flour, like all of her boob meat has gone to the lowest-hanging part of her boobs. Girls like Chloe and Carol are so full throughout that you don’t get that pull-down effect.

So, which girls have the best hangers ever? I’ve shown pictures of three candidates, although they’re far from being the only candidates. For my money, Nicole is No. 1. What do you think?

Carol Brown can make her own tittie pillow.

November 16, 2010 by Elliot James
No need to get a pillow from the stewardess.

No need to get a pillow from the stewardess.

There are a lot of other boob tricks Carol Brown can do.

“I would describe myself as a sex starved woman who loves to have sex three times a day with my husband if he is up for it,” Carol told us from her home in England. “I also masturbate most days. My friends have sex about once a week, but that just would not be enough for me. I have always loved sex but as I have gotten older, my orgasms are more intense.”

Carol is a woman who likes to have fun with her body and fun in bed. Maybe her friends have dwindling sex drives as they’ve gotten older but not Carol. I remember Carol well from the ’90s, when she was in V-Mag often and eventually won 1998 Model of the Year. (Carol was one of the first contest winners.) While most of her Voluptuous peers from those years have moved on, like Rhonda Baxter, Lisa Miller and Sammie Black, Carol still shows her bod for the camera when she feels like it, and she comes up with some pretty randy positions. See over one hundred photos from this set on SCORELAND posted on Monday.

Guess Who’s Back?

November 14, 2010 by Maria
Michelle May

Michelle May

Hello Boob Lovers!

So, today I happened to pop into the studio and guess who was in there? A much-bigger-boobed and brunette MICHELLE MAY! Michelle had previously gone the way of the SCORE Scholarship Fund, which meant that she modeled to pay for school and then promptly retired. But Michelle decided to come out of retirement after graduating from nursing school (Thank GOD!) because she said she missed posing. And when she arrived at our studios, her once E-cup tits were now F-cups and her areolae were much darker. Why? Because she had just had a baby. (And if that means bigger tits, then we say CONGRATS!)

Now, I know that you guys love Michelle as much as I do because after her debut in V-Mag last year, she almost won Newcomer of the Year. (She actually took Second-Runner Up, not First-Runner Up, like we thought in the video below.) But when she didn’t win, it made Michelle sad and we don’t want that, do we? Michelle, who is nominated for 2010 Model of the Year this time around, says she wants the win really bad. She hopes you vote for her.

And what did she do to entice your votes? Well, big-tit gymnastics, naturally. Watch Michelle do a handstand and have her tits fall into her face in the video below. Always funny and always sweet, you can’t help but crush on this girl-next-door. Michelle also wanted to personally thank our fan-artist, H.D. from Germany for the drawing he did of her in boots with a motorcycle. She looks forward to more illustrations and she hopes you guys take her to a 2010 Model of the Year win.

For now, enjoy this California girl and her hefty-hootered handstand.

xoxox Maria

Sophie Mae: Creamy Hooters

October 17, 2010 by Elliot James
Cream rises to the tip.

Cream rises to the tip.

Today at SCORELAND, one of the best-built new naturals is back, Sophie Mae. I’m often depressed because Sophie lives in the Czech Republic, and that means that we can’t photograph her (and a lot of other top-shelf Europeans, Canadians and Latins) here in Miami. But because we go the extra mile for the deep-cleavage community, or 5,072 exhausting miles (8,163 kilometers) to be exact about it, we go to Sophie. In this video, Sophie lotions up her succulent body and natural love pillows, and when she lays back on the bed all creamy, it’s a miracle  she didn’t slide right off. I call natural boobs “natty tits.” Sophie has a pair of absolutely amazing natty tits. And she’s a beautiful girl overall. Last week’s video “Breast Shakers” was just a warm-up to this video, “My Breasts Like Creaming.” Have a blast.