Categories for Tit Tricks

Nipple clamps…OMG! or WTF?!

October 10, 2009 by Maria 7 Comments
Clamps: Yay or Nay? We don't know about you, but Diane Poppos seemed to like them!

Clamps: Yay or Nay? We don't know about you, but Diane Poppos seemed to like them!

Ah, tits.

Amazing how two fleshy orbs can inspire so many, right?

Their magic knows no bounds, and thank goodness for that because there is nothing that I like to do more than to sit at my desk and ponder over breasts. Sometimes I like to think about the weight of them or how a certain woman’s tits would feel against my head, but today, I got to thinking about nipple clamps, of all things.

Why? Because nipple clamps fall into a strange category for me. They are, like, um, the Area 51/Aliens of tit accessories. (Bear with me. I know you just went,”Area 51/Aliens? WTF?” but I am typing in stream of consciousness and I promise it will make sense soon. lol) Nipple clamps are an enigma to me. I have never used them myself, but I have heard of their existence. I have never seen them, but I know they are out there and that people believe in them.

Frankly, I don’t know squat about these little clip-on thingies for your nipples…which is why I took it upon myself to ask around.

I asked, “Nipple clamps…are they, like, thumbs up, ‘Oh, my GOD!’ or are they, like, no, ‘What The Fuck?’ for you?”

Corina Curves feels the suction and pinch and hey, it looks pretty damn good.

Corina Curves feels the suction and pinch and hey, it looks pretty damn good.

And you know what? I got a pretty good rundown from the chicks in the office, which I will share with you.

The first girl I asked is Michelle, our web project coordinator. (Hi Micheelllll!! 🙂 ) She said she had never used them and that she didn’t know squat about them, either. (It made me feel less inexperienced, so ty!)

Then I asked Dani, one of our webmasters, and lo and behold, she had used them before! And here is what she had to say:

“I’ve used them before, I think because a guy I was with wanted me to. They just felt like someone pinching/pulling your nipples, but, like, more constant. I dunno, I think I just did it to try it. It’s, like, another form of nipple play. They’re okay. But I have them pierced now, so I much prefer that.”

And there you have it. That, believe it or not, was enough of a testimony that I feel like I could possibly use them in the future…maybe. lol (Thank you, Dani, for your wisdom. 😉 )

Now what I want to know is have any of you guys used clamps on a girl before? Or…on yourselves? (Rawr…kinky!) Let me know. I would love to hear your stories.

xoxo,

Maria

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Titty Fucking 101 With Renee Ross

October 8, 2009 by Maria 20 Comments

Sometimes I get emails from V-Men and they ask me for advice about all sorts of things, but mostly they ask about sex. Some ask about positions and some ask about blow jobs, but mostly they ask about titty fucking.

It’s understandable. Tit men love tits. They want to fuck tits. They want to know the best way to accomplish that.

Hey, I applaud the question-asking by men. As a chick with big boobs, I like it when a man asks me what I like and don’t like and how to get it on with my rack. Question-asking and communication are the keys to a very stellar sex life.

That’s why when I asked Renee to help me with this video, she was all for it. Renee is a nurse, and a stacked one to boot. She was game to give this tutorial and do a quick round of question and answer with me about tits and tit-fucking.

Especially since, very soon, she will be premiering her first tits and tugs video on SCORELAND. Who better than Renee to show you the way of rack riding, eh?

So without further ado, here is the chest-blessed Renee Ross and I giving you Titty Fucking 101.

Take notes!

lol

xoxo

Maria

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Renee Ross: Jumpin’ rope with J-cups

September 3, 2009 by Maria 11 Comments

Hi guys! Well, last week Renee was here blogging and answering all of your queries as well as signing magazines for five of you lucky guys to win. But did you think that was all I had of Renee for you? Of course not. Surely by now you have more faith in me than that.

As I have mentioned in the past, I box, and one of my favorite things to do when I train is speed rope. It’s like jumping rope on overdrive. And I will admit that when I do this, I like to watch my boobs bounce up and down in the mirror. lol (I think my coach and the other guys in the boxing gym like to watch me jump, too.)

So, I thought it would be a great idea to ask Renee to jump rope while she was here. I will admit that in my imagination, when I envisioned Renee jumping up and down, I saw it in super-fast-forward. I envisioned her tits going up and down and up and down at neck-breaking speeds. However, it is quite hard to jump rope topless with J-cups, as I soon found out. But Renee is a great sport and she tried her hardest to make my dreams come true. lol

In the end, I realized that my hyper-fast jump roping was not going to happen, but Renee gave me an, er, booby prize, and let me catch her boobs while she jumped up and down, and gentlemen, let me just tell you that you haven’t lived until you catch a J-cup in the palm of your hand. Heavy and heavenly I tell you!

Now, in the original version of this clip, our video editor Lester left in about 30 seconds of me jumping rope for Renee, but I said, “No! Take me out! Put more or Renee jumping up and down topless!” and he did. Thank goodness because every second of Renee’s tatas in motion is a thing of beauty. Enjoy it, gentlemen!

* Maria

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Tatas in the sunshine

September 2, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments
Via makes for the perfect vista.

Via Paxton makes for the perfect vista.

Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.

Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.

I live in Miami, the sunniest and sexiest city in the world. On any given day as I drive around town, I will see half a dozen half-naked hotties going about their day. Walking down the street or jogging in the park. Sometimes they are carrying stuff or maybe walking their dogs, but they are almost always half-naked. Women in small tank tops, sports bras and bikini tops, out and about, breasts heaving. (Okay, maybe not all of them are heaving, but I just like the mental imagine that the words “breasts heaving” conjures up. lol) Maybe their lovely, big perkies are coated in a light sheen of perspiration, catching the rays of the sun and emitting a healthy glow. Now sure, I get to see tits all day in all their mammarific majesty

Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.

Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.

Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.

Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.

Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.

Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.

Amber frolicks in the sun and surf.

Amber Brooks frolics in the sun and surf.

while I am at work, but I will tell you…there’s nothing like seeing them in all their splendor in the great outdoors. It’s just something about tits in the sunshine. It’s…dare I say it? Heavenly? The only thing that could make it better would be if they all simultaneously ripped their tops off. (Which they do, but only in my dirty mind. lol) So this morning when I got to work I decided to look around SCORELAND for some of my favorite big titters posing in the great outdoors. (Yes, I tackle some hard work at the start of my day! 😉 ) And so without further ado, I bring you TATAS IN THE SUNSHINE! Enjoy SCORELANDERS! xoxo, Maria

This is how all women should excercise in the Great Outdoors.

This is how all women should exercise in the Great Outdoors.

Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!

Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!

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Renee Ross sucks. And we mean that it in a good way.

August 21, 2009 by Dave 5 Comments

The other day, Elliot James asked me, “Can Renee Ross suck on her own nipples?” Hey, Elliot, what do I look like, an authority on Renee Ross?

Believe me, I’m working on it.

So when Renee was in the studio this morning, I asked her if she could suck on her 16-pound J-cups. I didn’t actually say to her, “Renee, can you suck on your 16-pound J-cups?” What I said was, “Renee, can you suck on your own tits?

No further introduction to this video is needed. Watch it.

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The Motorboat: Why I am an old sailor…

August 20, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments
Motorboating: Fun for everyone involved!

Motorboating: Fun for everyone involved!

Titties, titties, titties…you gotta fuckin’ love them!
I know I do. I mean, they bounce, they jiggle, they’re squishy and full and sucking on them is sorta nutritious. You can slap ’em around and pinch ’em and they are great things to sandwich your hands or your cock between.

But you want to know what my favorite thing about big tits is?

MOTORBOATING THEM.

If you just stopped reading this and asked, “What’s that mean?” then you need to hang your head in shame and turn in your big-tit lover’s card. It’s been revoked!

Okay, not really, but that just means I will have to take this time to explain what motorboating is.

Unlike Elliot, the boob Jedi here at SCORE, I am not going to go into a very detailed explanation of the history of the term motorboat here. (Sorry Elliot, not knocking your research! lol) I’ll just explain where I first heard the term and then what it is.

There is a wonderful, little flick called Wedding Crashers and in it there is a scene where Owen Wilson’s character has just been come on to by smoking-hot cougar, Jane Seymour. Afterward, he meets up with his best bud, played by the always-funny Vince Vaughn and explains that this MILF just forced him to grope her breasts, Vince Vaughn says:

Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise] You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you!”

Basically, what it means to motorboat a hot set of tits is when you wedge your face between them and either squeeze the tits firmly about your mug or have the woman, whom said tits belong to, squeeze them for you. Then you proceed to make a sputtering motor noise with your mouth and shake your head back and forth in her cleavage.

Infantile? Maybe. But I can’t tell you how much joy this brings me every time I do it to a big set of hooters. I can’t tell you how many strippers I’ve done this to, either.

But the funny thing is how many NORMAL, EVERY-DAY, AVERAGE WOMEN have let me do this to their tits, too. Or how many men and women have asked to do it to me. (In fact, I once hosted a charity booth for breast cancer where I let strangers motorboat me for $1 for a couple of hours. About $500 later, I came to terms with the power of the motorboat! lol) Maybe it’s because it was brought into the mainstream by Wedding Crashers, but you would be surprised how many people motorboat tits and how many big-titted women are okay with it. And seriously, in a world full of dirty, nasty sexual things that you CAN’T do in public, motorboating is just good, clean fun. lol

Luckily, I managed to get a shot of Renee Ross motorboating once of our studio lads to illustrate the proper way this should be done.

My advice, go out to your local bar or pool hall and find yourself a big-breasted babe. Buy her a drink and then, after you’ve exchanged the preliminaries and she is convinced you’re a great guy, ask her if you can motorboat her boobs. Now, it may not work all the time (Men have asked me and sometimes I have said no…but there are plenty of times I’ve said yes.), but chances are, she might say yes and you will get to mash your face into her sweet valley of tit-flesh.

And once you do, I suggest you hang on and ride the tide, you old sailors, you!

lol

-Maria

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How big are J-cups?

August 17, 2009 by Elliot James 10 Comments

In one of last week’s blogs, Maria asked how many items could be stuffed into a large cleavage bin. This is sort of a follow-up along that line. We have a cool Renee Ross video for you today shot by Maria.  It’s kind of like a Japanese game show without any dangerous stunts. Today is Renee’s chance to show us how big  her J-cup wonders are compared to common objects. First a ball. Then, a balloon. Maria somehow found a soccer ball from an old pictorial. And finally, a desk globe. We were more than impressed by Renee’s ability to hold the soccer ball under one hooter. That means she could do the same to a guy’s head. I’m sure that would be a lot more fun than being waterboarded and probably would yield more information too. We applaud Maria too for juggling both camera and props. Well done, my lovely co-worker.

Now we know what Renee’s J-cups are like compared to household objects, there’s a better sense of perspective. J-cups are MASSIVE!

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A position about positions…

August 16, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Looking over some of the SCORELAND mail, several requests from a member named Dale for specific poses and shots managed to hit the top of my blog-about list. It’s always interesting to read these commentaries. Here are a few photo suggestions from his lengthy email. I knew exactly who to pick when looking for pictures.

Sleeping women. They kinda lay there.

Sleeping women. They kinda lay there.

Alia Janine toggles between poles.

Alia Janine toggles between poles.

Things women don't often say: Do you mind if I swallow?

Things women don't often say: Do you mind if I swallow?

1. “The view of a woman when she’s sleeping. You know, a still-life, like reality.”
I didn’t have many shots of sleeping women to choose from but I found something of Chloe Vevrier from our Key Largo week in 2001.

2. “Close-up shots of a model’s open mouth/face as if she’s waiting to receive your load from your spurting rod. There are not enough of these.”

3. “I know you’re a big boob site, but, when a woman is in doggie, there’s nothing hotter than when she uses both hands to spread her cheeks, inviting you to an irresistible target. Make sure, though, that she has nice fingernails, real or aftermarket.”

Daphne Rosen clears for landing.

Daphne Rosen clears for landing.

Dale’s third, very specific, shot wasn’t easy to find. Most of the girls spread one ass cheek with one hand but not both cheeks at the same time with two hands. The simple reason is that when girls are being poked from behind, they need one hand to support their body weight. Dale’s position can be done but it’s awkward and throws a girl’s balance off…without the use of an arm, her head ends up supporting most of her upper body. With shots of models by themselves, no dudes, the two-hands-on-ass pose is more plentiful, like so:

Later on, I’ve got suggestions from two separate guys who have elaborate tit-fucking concepts. This one should be lively, too.

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More bounce to the ounce

August 12, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Katarina is a fresh-faced 23-year-old from Prague, a city where we’ve found some really stacked girls over the past 10 years. In a video posting on SCORELAND today, Katarina jogs over to our photographer in a tight top (but not so tight that her boobs don’t fall out of her shirt; please, no sports bras). Then the photographer instructs Katarina to stretch and work out her kinks while he records the event for posterity.

Every man has his own tastes, but I think the girl next door (GND) wearing cameltoe shorts that show lots of booty cheek and tank-tops–the honey who doesn’t use a suitcase full of make-up, and doesn’t copy every TV star’s make-up, clothes, hair and style–is a big favorite with SCORE and Voluptuous guys. I don’t know about you, but I can’t watch these Top Model-type TV shows. They just make those girls look freaky and weird.

Anyway, I still haven’t figured out what it is about the Czech Republic that fills it with big-boobed head-turners. It could be the beer.

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Jogging her mammaries!

August 6, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments

A few weeks ago, Tom, one of our regular letter writers, sent an email for publication in “SCORE Card.” This letter was about a topic very near and dear to me and a lot of other boob-men.

“I know we’ve all seen this before: the big-titted girl who is running down the street late for an appointment. I see it a lot at airports. Unfortunately, that girl is always cognizant of the fact that she’s got a huge rack, and she runs with an arm covering her boobs so they don’t bounce. Ladies, it’s a blessing to have huge tits. Next time you’re running down the street (hopefully wearing something tight), please let your massive sweater melons fly. I like to watch.”

When I saw this video of Brandy Talore running (the perfect girl to ask to run), I knew I had to post it along with Tom’s letter. Like Tom, I love to see big-boobed girls walk, jog and run. I’ve been known to beg our studio for this. Years ago, I even used to hang out at the airport for the chance to see a busty girl jogging to the gate. The best sight is an airport runner wearing big heels or wedges and a tank top. It’s not the same as going to the gym or to an outdoor location to see girls running because most of them are all strapped in by their sports bra, and there’s little boob-bouncing quotient (an actual mathematical formula used by bra developers. Remind me to blog about that one day.).

My only suggestion would be for the videographer to get closer next time and try to record the model’s breathing with an attached microphone.

I can also happily live with an arm-swinging power walker. She doesn’t have to run or jog! But please, leave the bra at home!

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