Categories for Tit Tricks

Poolside: Wetter IS better

October 13, 2010 by Maria
Ines Cudna is hot. Ines Cudna in a pool is COOL.

Ines Cudna is hot. Ines Cudna in a pool is COOL.

There is a scene in one of my favorite movies, Zoolander, where Ben Stiller’s character is in a commercial as a Merman and he says, “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

Plumper Tyler Banks is clearly enjoying her pool time.

Plumper Tyler is clearly enjoying her pool time.

Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.

Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.

Well, I cannot agree with that statement more. I LOVE WET TITTIES! (I have often said I love wet lesbians, too. What can I say? I love H2O and hooters!)

And while my colleague Elliot “Boob Jedi” James will wax poetic about the greatness of Wet T-Shirts, and even though sometimes moisture can be funny (As in the case of this Christy Marks’ video!), I  the BEST way to see wet titties is in the pool. Something about a sexy lady and her ginormous knockers in the pool makes me fucking horny. All that wetness. All those beads of water cascading down nipples and tummies and heading to crevices unkwown…whew! It makes my, um, mouth water. 🙂

I mean, take a look at Ines Cudna up there. Look at Tyler to the left and Maggie Green to the right. Don’t they look happy to be wet? Don’t you want to jump right in and take a swim with their sucklers? I mean, think about being in a pool all alone; not so much fun. But, if you add a busty babe, all of a sudden you want to swim forever like Michael Phelps.

I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.

I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.

And I happen to think that busty babes are made for the water, I mean, they come with their own floatation devices.  The minute they turn over on their backs, like Ashley Sage in the Nov. ’09 V-Mag, their floppers float up over the water. Do their fun bags keep these ladies buoyant? WHO CARES? I happen to think that they look pretty marvelous sticking up out of the water like that.

Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration

Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration

And not to mention that when you are in the pool, everything is lighter. Think about lifting a curvy girl on dry land and mounting her on your dick. As fun as it sounds, it is a labor of love. (And who wants to throw their back out while fucking? Hmm?) But you take that same curvy gal and lift her in a pool and she’s lightweight and maneuverable, all the better for your dick. Fucking in a pool takes water aerobics to a whole new level of fun.

That’s why I am an advocate of pool-time perkies. The models enjoy swimming around and, hell, I enjoy watching them do it. Don’t you? The same just can’t be said for beach shoots. Sure, the girls look hot rolling around on the sand, but have you ever tried to fuck in the sand? (Just the thought of sand up places where it ain’t supposed to be makes me cringe.) I say MORE poolside shoots in SCORELAND because WETTER is always BETTER.

-Maria

Linsey and I could do some synchronized swimmin'!

Linsey and I could do some synchronized swimmin'!

Breast Shakers: A love story. Not.

October 9, 2010 by Elliot James

The idea for this weekend’s SCORELAND video “Breast Shakers” can’t get more basic. Have girls stand against a wall, and jiggle and shake their hooters. That’s it. But it’s something no card-carrying tit-man could tire of. Because the old-fashioned ways are often still the best. In this video, the breast shakers are Sophie Mae, Sensual Jane and Alexa, a German model. The clip ends with a breast-bounce battle between Amber Bach and June Summers.

Amber Lynn Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.

Amber Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.

In a second SCORE Theater vid this week, Florida wifey and porn star Amber Bach needs something to do to keep busy. She’s kinda restless and needs to blow off some steam. Let’s try to guess what that’s gonna be. I like Amber because she combines a woman-next-door look with a porny-horny sluttiness and a fit body. There’s not a lot like her. This vid’s shot in XXX P.O.V. or as some French film critics call it, “you-da-man.”

Rounding off the weekend is super-slim n’ stacked Lillian Faye showercizing and toying. Lillian’s basically all tits and also has that next-door look about her. Someone you’d see in a supermarket or out walking her dog.

God bless big-boobed women who strut their stuff for us. Don’t take them for granted. That’s all I gotta say.

This question sucks

July 26, 2010 by Elliot James
Shione's nipple gets a good suck

Shione's nipple gets a good suck

Today’s new Poll question on SCORELAND (not on the BLOG) is “Do you like to see the guys sucking and licking the models’ nipples?”

Christy inhales Angela's pointer in Big-Boob Paradise.

Christy inhales Angela's pointer in Big-Boob Paradise.

The five choices are: 1) Yes 2) Yes, but only if it’s a girl sucking another girl’s nipples 3) Yes but the guy has to really suck on them 4) No and 5) I don’t care either way.

I love this picture of Bailey.

I love this picture of Bailey.

This is the first time we’ve asked this question. We’ve gotten plenty of letters/emails to “SCORECard” about girls who can self-suck but relatively few letters about guys sucking on girls’ nipples. We’ve also gotten the occasional letter asking for the model to suck on her own nipples while her partner is thrusting away.

I’m interested in seeing how this survey shapes up over the next few weeks.

The secret to a great game of pool

July 25, 2010 by Elliot James
Merilyn has a special way of guiding the cue stick.

Merilyn has a special way of guiding the cue stick.

I was thinking the other day of the sport or game that looks the hottest and horniest when a busty girl is playing it.

You don't have a chance. Daphne knows how to handle a ball or two.

You don't have a chance. Daphne knows how to handle a ball or two.

I considered basketball because of all that dribbling and bouncing. Baseball is too static. Football, maybe, but they’re all armored-up. I admit lingerie football seems to have some popularity lately on TV. Bowling was a possibility. My mind’s in the gutter anyway. So was trampolining, hula-hooping, tennis and volleyball.

Jada DeVille usually loses her shirt at the table.

Jada DeVille usually loses her shirt at the table.

Then I decided. Pool. Get a big-boobed babe to lean forward and slide that stick between her fingers and you have the secret to a great pool game.

Christy is too much of a concentration breaker.

Christy is too much of a concentration breaker.

She’s bent over. She’s angling her body in lots of decorative positions. And if she’s wearing a low-cut top, you get those unforgettable, hunched-over visuals.

Here are some examples of the SCORE way to rack ’em up.

Taylor Hill compares racks.

Taylor Hill compares racks.

Girls squishing their tits together

July 7, 2010 by Elliot James
Ahh, here's the rub.

Ahh, here's the rub.

Like I’ve mentioned before, I am a man of simple pleasures. And that applies to stuff that girls do together when they can take their tits out. I’d rather see some dynamic duo squish and rub their boobs together instead of strapping on the latest Arnold Schwarzenputz life-like rubber cock or hanging off some weird contraption.

I like the contrast in skin tones too.

I like the contrast in skin tones too.

Doing the bumpty-bump.

Doing the bumpty-bump.

(That’s why I thought Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling was so great; all those huge tits sliding and thumping against each other.) In the same vein, that’s also why I love boob-massage videos and photos, especially if they’re shot in first-person POV. If I were a millionaire, I’d build a gym in my mansion and hire girls to rub their boobs together and do slow, erotic oil wrestling.

The shock-absorbing power is incalculable.

The shock-absorbing power is incalculable.

They couldn't be more different.

They couldn't be more different.

I wouldn’t be interested in having a giant 3D television and the most expensive sound system. Think about it. Would you rather watch Avatar on a 20′-wide screen or two big-boobed girls going nipple-to-nipple? I was reading that Nicolas Cage blew mega-millions on a German castle and a fleet of yachts. What a waste of money. Think of all the titty-rubbing shows Nic could have put on in his living room.

Hula Hoops Are Fuckin’ SEXY!

July 5, 2010 by Maria
Artistry in motion by Cherry Brady!

Artistry in motion by Cherry Brady!

Most of the time when there is a hot model in the studio, we go in there and we interview them and that’s that. However…when Cherry Brady is in the studio, there is this sense of, dare I say it, sexual potency in the air? It turns all of us editors bananas. We want to be in the studio all day long, just to be in her presence. I know, because I spent a lot of time hanging out with Cherry…because I was, uh, working. Yes, that’s it. WORKING.

lol

Now, I would tell you that Cherry is a damn sexy woman, but that would just be way too Captain Obvious of me. What I will tell you is that she is super-talented. (Okay, that’s kind of obvious, too!) But I am not just talking about her smoldering sexuality. Oh, no! What I am referring to are her hula-hooping skills. Now, I know what you are thinking…hula hooping? YES! Hula hooping.

Hoops of glory. Maria clearly approves.

Hello Kitty and hoops of glory. Maria clearly approves.

You see, I challenged Cherry to a hula-hooping contest and she kicked soooooo much ass on the first try that I couldn’t even compete. How did she manage to do that? Let’s just say that she started off with a bra on and mid-hula-hooping, she took that puppy right off. THAT takes talent. The whole time she was hula hooping (TOPLESS!) she was playing with her tits and having a blast. And, her panties were this tiny, wisp of pink fabric that was a sequined kitty cat. Yes, she had pussy on her pussy. It was kind of glorious!

But don’t take my word for it…watch the video of it below! Oh, Cherry! You make hula hooping into something SEXY!

Enjoy it, boys!

xoxo

Maria

A look at Cherry Brady’s tit-hits!

June 27, 2010 by Elliot James
The first Cherry mag, February 2003 Voluptuous.

The first Cherry mag, February 2003 Voluptuous.

Now that redheaded vixen Cherry Brady is back in these Hallowed Halls of Hooters, and looking as shapely and busty as ever, this is a good day to look back at some of the great things she’s accomplished at SCORE.

Cherry as a military officer in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry as a military officer in Ultimate Cherry.

I remember the first time the editors saw the photos she mailed from home. We were very impressed. We were also impressed when she told us that she had a subscription to V-Mag. We know that some women buy and read Voluptuous (yes, you, Angela White), but even to this day, we don’t know exactly who they are. Most women are anonymous consumers of adult material.

Cherry and Brandy Talore in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry and Brandy Talore in Ultimate Cherry.

To this day, one of our best video interviews is Cherry’s interview which is posted on SCORELAND in both video and text. Dave and I could have probably gone for three hours with Cherry if we had had the time. (I mean, in the interview.) Then as now, she’s one of the most enthusiastic, happiest and high-spirited women I’ve ever met. It’s never been about the modeling check. For her, it’s about fun, the love of big boobs and good times and seeing the results in a magazine, a video and on-line. She’s never posed for any other magazine or studio since her debut in the February ’03 V-Mag and she’s shown a lot of loyalty, turning down many offers over the years.

Cherry and Angela White were tongue-tied in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry and Angela White were tongue-tied in Ultimate Cherry.

On a personal level, because she looks at breasts as beautiful parts of a woman’s body, Cherry doesn’t believe in cosmetic breast reduction and thinks women who are thinking about it should find an alternative to surgery. (She doesn’t buy the back problem excuse.) One of the ironies of life we’ve discussed is how so many women with small tits get boob jobs while others with natural, big tits go for reductions.

B.L.O.W. The only wrestling video SCORE made.

B.L.O.W. The only wrestling video SCORE made.

One of my favorite DVDs is Ultimate Cherry with Brandy Talore and Angela White. There is so much going on in it and each chapter is different.

Ultimate Cherry.

Ultimate Cherry.

And about once a year I pop, B.L.O.W.  The Busty Ladies Of Oil Wrestling back into the DVD player. They tried to de-pants me in that one (I was unexpectedly pressed into service as the ref), proving that our mothers were right. Always wear clean underwear. That was a crazy shoot because of the approaching Hurricane Frances. Cherry hunkered down in her Florida hotel until the storm rolled on.

For me, one of the highlights of this new visit was Cherry and Maria finally meeting. They really are cousins under their bras.

Welcome back, Cherry Brady.

The boob shelf: We know why it works, but how does it work?

June 22, 2010 by Dave
Bailey Santanna wrote the book on boob shelving. She should own a boob shelving supply shop.

Bailey Santanna wrote the book on boob shelving. She should own a boob shelving supply shop.

Today, I am writing about something that is very dear to me: the boob shelf.

Karla's boobs are so firm that they don't benefit from shelving. Still, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this photo, and I appreciate the effort.

Karla’s boobs are so firm that they don’t benefit from shelving. Still, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this photo, and I appreciate her effort.

The boob shelf is one of those things that I’m not even sure most busty models are aware they’re doing (although I’m pretty certain Bailey Santanna is aware of what she’s doing because she does the boob shelf all the time, such as in this Blog video).

Usually executed with the model standing and always with the model topless, the boob shelf is what happens when the model cradles one arm under her rack, providing a shelf for her generous tit flesh to overflow. Girls whose boobs are not super-firm are usually best at boob shelving because their boobs are more malleable and, therefore, more likely to overflow in unpredictable, here, there and everywhere ways. Boobs that are super-firm (see the photo of Karla James) tend to retain the same shape they had before the boob shelf was applied.

Renee Ross uses a belt to create her boob shelf. This is very nice, but it's cheating.

Renee Ross uses a belt to create her boob shelf. This is very nice, but it’s cheating.

So, in the photo of Bailey Santanna, we see the following:

1. One arm under her boobs.

2. This is hardly enough to support them (we’re not looking for support; we’re looking for overflowing) but enough to push her boob flesh toward the front of her breast.

3. Blood rushes to her areolae, making them darker.

4. Her nipples become pointer or seem to become pointier.

Usually, the two-armed boob shelf negates the advantages of the one-armed boob shelf, but Janet Jade is so stacked that it works for her.

Usually, the two-armed boob shelf negates the advantages of the one-armed boob shelf, but Janet Jade is so stacked that it works for her.

5. The effect is of a person trying to carry bags of groceries with one arm.

There are certain rules for the boob shelf. For example, it is almost always (but not always, as the photo of Janet Jade proves) crucial that the model place one arm, not two, under her breasts. Two arms provide too much support and leave less room for boob/arm overflow. One arm allows for just enough lift, boob-flesh-forward effect and overflow. There are probably other rules, but I can’t think of them right now.

Anyway, study these photos. There’ll be a test in the morning.

Flexible and fuckable!

June 18, 2010 by Maria
It's flexi time for Christy and Kylee!

It's flexi time for Christy and Kylee!

There is something about a busty chick with her legs behind her head that makes me smile. (And apparently, having their legs behind their heads makes these ladies smile, too.) Nothing says, “Hi! Look at all the holes you can have fun with!” like a woman flexible enough to contort into a sort of fuck pretzel for you.

Kaytee shows us ALL of her holes!

Kaytee shows us ALL of her holes!

Not all of our ladies can contort this way, so when they do, it’s a real treat your V-Mag editor. And sometimes we get very lucky and we will get TWO ladies who are yoga lovers and can do all sorts of tricks. That was the case when busty babes Christy Marks and Kylee Nash posed together in this comparison photo shoot from the Aug. ’08 issue of SCORE.

Gianna shows us why she's our favorite porn star!

Gianna shows why she's our favorite porn star!

Carmen is flexible and tight at the same time!

Carmen is flexible and tight at the same time!

And in a previous blog post where she did yoga, Kaytee Carter showed me how she likes to get into this position after a long day so she can relax. And believe me when I say to you that I was relaxed just watching her get into this position. lol

And then, of course, you have seasoned porn stars like Carmen Hayes and Gianna Rossi (My FAVE!) who do this position justice in their countless XXX appearances.

So, while I can go on and on about these women’s obvious assets like their tits and their pretty faces, I will say that this one is going to be all about their ability to be both flexible and fuckable…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.

xxoxo

Maria

Get Yourself A Helping of Fruit!

June 14, 2010 by Maria

According to the USDA Food Guidelines, the average male needs at least two cups of fruit a day to maintain a healthy diet. Now, we don’t know about you, but for us, there are no two cups of fruit we’d rather have than the ones pictured right here. There is something almost mouthwatering about the way that Desirae offers you up a serving of that banana. Or the way that Ashley seems to be saying, “You seemed famished! Why don’t you come and eat some of my berries?”

I know staring at these pics makes me hungry!

Now, while I happen to think that playing with fruit in a sexual situation is very hot, there are a lot of big-boob lovers who don’t like any food in a model’s layout. They only want to see her melons and that’s that.

What kind of man are you? Do you mind foodplay in a pictorial? Do you find fruit sexy? Or when it comes to seeing your favorite busty beauties, do you object to produce?

xoxo

Maria