There is something about a busty chick with her legs behind her head that makes me smile. (And apparently, having their legs behind their heads makes these ladies smile, too.) Nothing says, “Hi! Look at all the holes you can have fun with!” like a woman flexible enough to contort into a sort of fuck pretzel for you.
Kaytee shows us ALL of her holes!
Not all of our ladies can contort this way, so when they do, it’s a real treat your V-Mag editor. And sometimes we get very lucky and we will get TWO ladies who are yoga lovers and can do all sorts of tricks. That was the case when busty babes Christy Marks and Kylee Nash posed together in this comparison photo shoot from the Aug. ’08 issue of SCORE.
Gianna shows why she's our favorite porn star!
Carmen is flexible and tight at the same time!
And in a previous blog post where she did yoga, Kaytee Carter showed me how she likes to get into this position after a long day so she can relax. And believe me when I say to you that I was relaxed just watching her get into this position. lol
And then, of course, you have seasoned porn stars like Carmen Hayes and Gianna Rossi (My FAVE!) who do this position justice in their countless XXX appearances.
So, while I can go on and on about these women’s obvious assets like their tits and their pretty faces, I will say that this one is going to be all about their ability to be both flexible and fuckable…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.
Ashley Sage could pulverize you a berry smoothie with her weighty, mighty rack!
Lots of us would like to get into Carrie Lynn’s berries and cream.
Is that a banana in your cleavage, Desirae, or are you just happy to see us?
Karina Hart is top banana round these parts!
According to the USDA Food Guidelines, the average male needs at least two cups of fruit a day to maintain a healthy diet. Now, we don’t know about you, but for us, there are no two cups of fruit we’d rather have than the ones pictured right here. There is something almost mouthwatering about the way that Desirae offers you up a serving of that banana. Or the way that Ashley seems to be saying, “You seemed famished! Why don’t you come and eat some of my berries?”
I know staring at these pics makes me hungry!
Now, while I happen to think that playing with fruit in a sexual situation is very hot, there are a lot of big-boob lovers who don’t like any food in a model’s layout. They only want to see her melons and that’s that.
What kind of man are you? Do you mind foodplay in a pictorial? Do you find fruit sexy? Or when it comes to seeing your favorite busty beauties, do you object to produce?
I want to give you a little background on how the blogging process goes for me.
You see, on any given day, at any given moment, I can be working on V-Mag or BootyLicious or Leg Sex magazine. Or maybe on a website. Or perhaps on the next feature DVD we shoot. Or maybe, I am in the studio interviewing a model. Or I am excited because I just shot something funny or incredible. Perhaps I am rifling through my drawers and I come across an unclaimed prize. Sometimes I am in our cavernous photo library and I am looking for special shots. And then it happens…I come across something that ignites a spark of inspiration to blog.
Or sometimes, Dave comes up to me and says, “I think you should see this video of Tatiana Blair and blog about it because it’s right up your alley.” And I check out his video masterpiece and I realize that by “right up my alley” he means, “because you have boobs.” lol
You see, in the video below, busty wonder, Tatiana Blair demonstrates the phenomenon that I like to refer to as, “Cleavage Storage.”(And although Dave knows a lot about tits, I don’t think he has ever tucked something away down his shirt before! But I HAVE.)
Sometimes, as a busty gal, you slip things into your cleavage and into your bra because it’s convenient and leaves your hands free for other things. Sometimes, I will tuck my keys in there. Or my I.D. and some cash. Or, like Tatiana demonstrates, sometimes I even hide my phone in my bosoms!
(And just like Tatiana, I have “lost” things down my top, too!)
Naturally, like any tit-loving man, Dave asks Tatiana to put her cellphone on vibrate so he can call her repeatedly and she can feel the vibration in her nipples. (You’re a smart one, Dave!)
Now, I know some of you have girlfriends and wives with big hooters…so I was wondering, do they do this, too? Or, for all of our sexy models who follow this blog…do you use your boobs as a place to store your stuff? I would love to hear your stories.
I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.
So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)
Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)
Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!
1. Her tits are 36KKK naturals. Yes, I said 36KKK. Yes, I said naturals. By comparison, Minka has KK-cups, and they’re not natural.
2. Her waist measurement is only 28 inches.
3. Here at SCORE, we have something called “The 20 Club.” It’s for models whose chest measurement is at least 20 inches larger than their waist measurement. As you can guess, it’s a very exclusive club. Most of its members are augmented. This girl is natural, and she enters the Club with a 22.
4. She fucks, too.
5. She’s making her SCORELAND debut next Friday.
6. If she spoke English, you might catch her singing, “It’s my own sun that’s upon your face! The sun, my own sun. It’s upon your face! It’s upon your face!”
I wish those tits were upon my face.
And that’s all I have to say on the matter. For now.
Karla James brings to life one of the #1 male fantasies: the good ol’ busty car wash.
On Saturdays, my neighbor washes his car in his driveway. He looks like Homer Simpson.
In an alternative universe, I live next to Karla James. Every Saturday, she puts on a tight, white T-shirt and denim shorts and washes her car for a loooong, loooong time. My weekend is complete.
But the reality is, there is no alternative universe. That’s what SCORELAND is for.
Your local car wash does not hire employees like this
And without SCORELAND, I’d have never known about Karla James. In Part 3 of On Location Grand Bahama, Karla grabs a bucket and a cloth and goes to town. Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke never had it this good.
Nothing beats a shower or a car wash. The simple pleasures in life are the best. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Thanks to Karla James. And the automotive industry.
If there is something that I can declare with certainty (and quite a bit of joy, actually), it’s that boobs are FUN. I’m not talking about your average, ordinary kind of fun, either. Boobs are, like, a really fucking AWESOME kind of fun. There’s so much you can do with a pair of boobs. You can pull ’em, pinch ’em, twist ’em, lift and weigh ’em, slap ’em, squish ’em, lick ’em, suck ’em, bite and fuck ’em. You can sleep on ’em, lay your head to rest on ’em, wrap them around your face and warm your ears with ’em, and you can cum on them. A lot. Repeatedly.
Tits. They can take a dickin’ and keep on tickin’, ya know what I mean? 😉
That’s why I get so excited when a model does some tit tricks for me. Because I know the magic and fun-potential a nice pair of tatas can bring. In fact, I revere that potential. I believe in it.
It is the fuel of my boobsistence, if you will.
So, when Lady Spyce was in our studio (I introduced her to you in a previous blog!), I was more than happy to ask her to demonstrate her tit trick prowess for me. And she did. She wiggled and jiggled the hell out of her titties and even sucked them for me. And I’ll be honest with you, nothing blows my whistle more than when a lady sucks and suspends her tit in mid-air. It’s a rare thing. A thing to be cherished. It sure as hell makes me want to applaud and giggle like a schoolgirl. 😀
And because sharing is caring, I’m posting it for you. You can check it out below.
Spyce’s XXX scene just went live inside of SCORELAND this weekend, and if you haven’t seen it, I suggest you take a moment to see this caramel stunner in all her fucking and sucking glory. Check it out and give Spyce the good ole’ tubesteak salute!
Ashley Sage looks amazing wearing this skimpy number by the pool!
There are 11 stunners in this dick flick and most of them were featured on the blog for you, first!
Dear Boob Lovers and Blog Readers,
I would NEVER suggest something to you guys if I didn’t think it was 100 percent awesome. That’s just how I roll. That’s why when I saw this flick recently, I said to myself, “Self, you have to tell the guys to score this DVD. It has all the hotness that they need.” So that’s what I am doing.
All Stacked, All Natural is AMAAAAAZINNGGGG Boobtertainment for 11 reasons and they are:
Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Victoria Lane, Destiny Rose, Bebe Cooper, Kaytee Carter and Carrie Ashton.
All that tit power in this one DVD! Now I am not an economist or an accountant. I am just a simple porn-gal, trying to make her way in the world, but even I know that 11 chicks means MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!
And each and every girl in this DVD is smoking hot, and no, I am not just saying that because at one point or another I have felt up at least half of them. (Okay, maybe I am! lol) But seriously, these ladies are our best newcomers and they are all in one hot collection. And on a side note, you can’t find half of them ANYWHERE ELSE, so act now and jack now, buddies .
These bazoombas are not to be missed. I promise that you will agree with me. 🙂 I figured I would share my opinion with you guys since we have a lot in common. You like tits. I like tits. You like to hold tits in your hands. I like to hold my tits in my hands. lol Hope you enjoy this flick. I know I did. xoxo, Maria
P.S.: But don’t take my word for it, check out the trailer at the eBoobStore and enjoy the sights of Bebe Cooper’s milking jugs and 10 other lotioned-up titties and wet, juicy pussies. It’s pretty heavenly.
Karla James, Arianna Sin, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine in the surf in the Bahamas!
Karla James shooting water everywhere...like a busty fountain!
Howdy Hooter lovers!
So, here is the skinny…our studio staffers went to the Bahamas recently to shoot models Arianna Sinn (Yum!), Jenna Valentine (My lesbian crush!), Karla James (Brit tit bomber!) and Taylor Steele (Canadian cans galore!) in the tropics. All you need to know is that there were tits and they were a’jigglin’ all over the place and sun and surf, which obviously makes stacked chicks want to be naked all the time.
I wouldn't mind being nestled between these ladies and their impressive chest snuggies!
Okay, so right off the bat I am going to just brush off the fact that they didn’t take me to paradise (AGAIN!!!) when they took these four righteous hotties to the Bahamas. I am just going to let it go that I wasn’t there when these babes were frolicking in the ocean, wet and naked. I’m not mad. I can look past it. And to show that I am not a bitter person, I (stole) reviewed these pics from the trip just now and I’m going to post them for you guys. 🙂
I want to be run down by a big-tit stampede!
I don’t know about you guys, but seeing these curvy cuties in these string bikinis makes me feel warm…in all the right places! I advise you guys to keep your eyes peeled and your cocks hard for the videos and photos that are coming your way from the Bahamas! Here’s another incentive…I hear rumors that they even shot Natalie Fiore, on this trip, too! (Okay, I’ll admit that typing that out made me a tad bit jealous that I didn’t go. I would have killed to rub tanning lotion on Natalie’s amazing jugs.)
My favorite picture in this series is the one where the girls are running towards the camera. I will openly admit that if I had to pick a way to check out of this world, being stampeded by half naked juggies on the beach is probably up there with being smothered by a bunch of tatas.
Enjoy the pics boys! (And remember to click on them to enlarge them to full-jacking size!)
One of my favorite things about Samantha 38G is her sense of humor. She loves to laugh. And when she laughs, her 38 G guns undulate. 🙂
(Yes, I said, undulate. I love that word.)
Anyhow, back to Samantha…
When she was here filming the new DVD K-Jugs, there was so much backstage footage of her on-set shenanigans that we compiled this little clip for you guys of her massive guns and her charm. That’s right, boys. We are showcasing wits and tits here!
Our cameraman Lester got this footage of Sam getting dressed for a scene, and I have to say that Samantha looks very hot in red. And that this red top that she is wearing must be made of space-age polyfibers because it withstands the weight and stretch of her cannons. According to Sam, she wears this top out on dates. All I can say is that if I were a guy and I picked Sam up and she was in this top…oooh weeeee…I think my motor skills would be compromised for the entire night. Who could concentrate or even converse with a valley of cleavage like this staring you in the face?
Sigh.
Check out the very hot Samantha 38G and then you get down on your knees and give thanks for leopard panties, big tits, the color red and stretchy tops.
