Melissa Manning (left) and Kelly Christiansen are very excited about the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition. The show debuts tomorrow on SCORELAND.
A lot of entertaining things have been happening around here recently.
Santa Lucas gave Kelly Christiansen a spanking.
Minka stretched a collection of Christmas sweaters with her KK-cup boobs. Those sweaters are totally ruined.
Maserati and Beverly Paige went caroling.
Melissa Manning licked and sucked a candy cane or two. Or three.
And Frosty had a night out he’ll never forget…unless he has a meltdown.
And me? Well, despite X.D. and J.D. telling me to keep my dirty mitts (actually, my voice) away from the models, I’ve been interviewing one girl after another for the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND. The girls: Kelly, Maserati, Minka, Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning, Desiree and Samantha 38G. Plus special guest appearances by Venera, Micky Bells, Beverly Paige, Jasmine Shiraz, Karen Fisher and Nancy Navarro.
I’m really in the holiday spirit this year. Check out the show and you’ll see why.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Karen Fisher is going to suck and fuck a very big cock.
But today, she’s taking a break from work. She’s on the phone. Like I said, she’s talking to you. (“You talking to me?”) And you gotta figure that the conversation is not about the about-to-be-over NBA lockout or whether the Colts should draft Andrew Luck.
Of course, it can be if you want it to be. It can be about anything you want. You see, Karen is a very friendly, easy-going girl. So, if you were on the other end of the line, what would the conversation be about? What would the two of you be saying? What would you want to say?
In other words, what’s your Karen Fisher phone-sex fantasy?
You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.
Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!
Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."
December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit. I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.
Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."
For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see. And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.
Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"
Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.
Newcomer Melissa Manning (left) meets SCORE superstar Kelly Christiansen. Melissa can learn a lot from Kelly, if you get my drift.
About a week and a half ago, I mentioned in a Blog about newcomer Melissa Manning that Melissa wasn’t the only big-boobed girl in The SCORE Studio while she was here. There was another girl, initials K.C. Well, now I can reveal that K.C. is none other than Kelly Christiansen, who was here to shoot a whole bunch of hardcore photos and videos. And now I can also reveal that Kelly’s new hardcore scene goes up next weekend at SCORELAND. So there’s lots to be thankful for. As usual, Kelly looks spectacular.
Kelly is one of the frontrunners for 2011 SCORE Model of the Year, something she was surprised to hear. Did I just say surprised? Do these girls ever look in the mirror? For a big-boobed model, Kelly is one of the most self-effacing people I’ve ever met.
No more than a week after Kelly’s departure, another bombshell blonde made us a return visit. Initials K.F. K.F. was sorry to hear that she’d missed K.C.
By the way, K.F. and K.C. will both appear in the brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which airs in December. This year’s show is going to be even better than last year’s premiere edition and will feature, among others, Venera, Micky Bells, Desiree, Maserati, Samantha 38G and Minka. More details soon.
Back in July, Maria asked in a Blog posting, “To show cleavage or not to show cleavage?” and discussed the decisions big-boobed women must make when they’re getting dressed in the morning.
I am pleased to report that the ladies in the November 2011 issue of Voluptuous, which is being posted this week at SCORELAND, all seem to have decided, “Yes, I think I’m going to show cleavage today.” Because the cleavage factor–the “Wow!” factor, as my buddy Darrell Sheets in the TV show Storage Wars would call it–is sky-high. These ladies are storing a lot of boob-flesh in their shirts, and unlike those dark, dank storage bins in the TV show, they’re putting the contents of their storage chests on display, letting us view them for as long as we want, not just five minutes.
In 2009, Ashley Sage Ellison traveled with SCORE to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to film her first DVD, Ashley’s First Time. It’s now on sale for only $19.95 for a limited time at eBoobStore.com.
Ashley’s First Time features the British, blonde, J-cup bombshell in and out of her micro-bikinis, trying on sexy tight tops and outfits, soaping up her lushness in the shower, exercising and oiling her amazing bod by the pool. The angel-faced beauty, a living, life-sized porcelain doll, also talks about her life, her interests and her major boobs.
“I could never wear stuff like this back home,” Ashley said during the filming . “I’d cause too much of a commotion if I tried to go out with these clothes on.”
Why St. Maarten? It was too damned cold in England at the time and Manchester is short on isolated tropical beaches where girls can romp nekkid.
Ashley later won both SCORE and V-mag’s 2009 Newcomer of the Year 2009. Even Karina Hart, who was also on the island to film the DVD As You Wish, was amazed by Ashley when they met for the first time.
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore. Get your copy. That’s my Sage advice.
Regular Blog participant Larry G. complains, “I was disappointed that you guys did not observe Veterans Day here at SCORELAND. There are plenty of SCORE models who are veterans. Like Elaina Gregory and Victoria Lane. Why didnt u honor us by showing some pics of them last Friday the 11th?”
Sorry, Larry. Must’ve been an oversight. Although, in all honesty, thinking about Veterans Day doesn’t give me a hard-on.
However, looking at photos of big-boobed girls in non-regulation military gear does.
So, better late than never, here’s SCORELAND‘s tribute to the military.
Give these ladies the 100 cc salute.
Lisa Lipps sinks ships.
Karina Hart's 34H-cup guns salute.
Skyie Blew. Stand and deliver.
Alix Lakehurst demonstrates military camouflage techniques.
Cherry Brady, making the world a more jackable place.
Daizie Kellogg being all that she can be.
June Summers is dedicated to servicing our enlisted men.
Desiree is a spa masseuse with an interesting technique. The oil massage has a double meaning (36 triple-D meaning, that is). Desiree means she’s going to get oiled! She strips off her top, oils up her huge naturals and uses her tits as massage rollers instead of her fingers. Now that’s creative and horny! Her client today gets very special treatment. On the menu: massage, blow job, tug job, tit job and fuck job, topped off with a cream pie. Now that’s a happy ending. At this massage parlor, full service is the name of the game. See it today at SCORELAND! Desiree, we salute you.
"School Of Big, Soft Knockers" starring Marilyn White.
Today at XLGirls, up ‘n’ cumer Marilyn White returns as a curvy and heavy-hanging coed who can’t seem to focus on her studies. Those pesky hormones again. She needs to free her 38H tits from the captivity of their fabric prison. A girl’s gotta diddle what a girl’s gotta do, so Marilyn takes things into her own hands. She’s got some vocabulary, too. Miss White must be writing a term paper about dirty talking because she sure talks the talk while her fingers play a tune on her nipples and pussy. Marilyn actually works at an adult store. “People are always asking me why I’m working up front and not in the back where there’s a strip club. Other than that, guys go right to my tits!”
Terri Jane's SCORE pictorial "Hard To Hug."
Back at SCORELAND on Saturday, Terri Jane returns in a pictorial from the November ’11 SCORE. If you’re like me, you can’t get enough of this English honey and girl-next-door. If only she lived next door to SCORE. Both guys and girls are fascinated by Terri’s magnificent breastesses. “I have had girls come up to me in the bathroom, asking me if they are real or if they are fake,” Terri says. “Girls come up to me all the time, feeling my boobs. I can’t stop them! They just walk up to me and grab them!” Sounds like a bodyguard would be helpful. Any applicants for the job? Terri is hard to hug. Not because she’s aloof. No one is more happy-go-lucky and friendly. It’s because it’s not easy to wrap your arms completely around her! You are blessed, Terri Jane!
Melissa Manning’s a fresh-faced, pretty newcomer from Michigan, heartland of America, and on this day, she lands at SCORELAND with a pictorial and video.
I urge you to witness this spectacular event. As Dave blogged yesterday, Melissa has great cleavage. Inside SCORELAND, you’ll see her top come off to reveal her fantastic boobs. This is a very impressive sight. More impressive than Michigan’s Great Lakes. We talked to Melissa for a few minutes in the opener of the video portion of her debut and she absolutely does have that girl-next-door quality and personality plus the awesome body and boobs. Christy Marks, Janet Jade, Destiny Rose, Michelle Bond and Valory Irene among others have this too.
Melissa’s a waitress. She’s single, owns a dog, enjoys movies, spending time on the Net and hanging with friends. She said she likes a guy who knows what he wants out of life without being cocky.
I hope to see Melissa back at SCORELAND soon. Michigan should be proud to have her as one of their own.
Newcomer Melissa Manning is pleased to present her cleavage.
Her name is Melissa Manning, and she’s from Michigan. She has G-cup naturals, and they’re coming out Wednesday at SCORELAND.
Melissa has done some amateur modeling, but her visit to the SCORE Studio last week was for her first pro shoot. She was excited. Nervous. All of the above. She has great cleavage, and do you want to know something? She has a nice, round, handful of an ass, too. But, of course, her tits are what got her through the door, and those babies are full and hang beautifully. I think you’re really going to like her.
A few more notes about Melissa. She’s a waitress. Her sister accompanied her to the studio. Her sexual fantasy is to have sex on an airplane. And while she was getting done up in our styling room, another SCORE model was walking around butt-naked, having just finished a hardcore scene. Initials K.C.
For now, though, let’s keep the focus on Melissa. You know where to look.
