Categories for Tits in Tight Tops

A look at Cherry Brady’s tit-hits!

June 27, 2010 by Elliot James 5 Comments
The first Cherry mag, February 2003 Voluptuous.

The first Cherry mag, February 2003 Voluptuous.

Now that redheaded vixen Cherry Brady is back in these Hallowed Halls of Hooters, and looking as shapely and busty as ever, this is a good day to look back at some of the great things she’s accomplished at SCORE.

Cherry as a military officer in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry as a military officer in Ultimate Cherry.

I remember the first time the editors saw the photos she mailed from home. We were very impressed. We were also impressed when she told us that she had a subscription to V-Mag. We know that some women buy and read Voluptuous (yes, you, Angela White), but even to this day, we don’t know exactly who they are. Most women are anonymous consumers of adult material.

Cherry and Brandy Talore in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry and Brandy Talore in Ultimate Cherry.

To this day, one of our best video interviews is Cherry’s interview which is posted on SCORELAND in both video and text. Dave and I could have probably gone for three hours with Cherry if we had had the time. (I mean, in the interview.) Then as now, she’s one of the most enthusiastic, happiest and high-spirited women I’ve ever met. It’s never been about the modeling check. For her, it’s about fun, the love of big boobs and good times and seeing the results in a magazine, a video and on-line. She’s never posed for any other magazine or studio since her debut in the February ’03 V-Mag and she’s shown a lot of loyalty, turning down many offers over the years.

Cherry and Angela White were tongue-tied in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry and Angela White were tongue-tied in Ultimate Cherry.

On a personal level, because she looks at breasts as beautiful parts of a woman’s body, Cherry doesn’t believe in cosmetic breast reduction and thinks women who are thinking about it should find an alternative to surgery. (She doesn’t buy the back problem excuse.) One of the ironies of life we’ve discussed is how so many women with small tits get boob jobs while others with natural, big tits go for reductions.

B.L.O.W. The only wrestling video SCORE made.

B.L.O.W. The only wrestling video SCORE made.

One of my favorite DVDs is Ultimate Cherry with Brandy Talore and Angela White. There is so much going on in it and each chapter is different.

Ultimate Cherry.

Ultimate Cherry.

And about once a year I pop, B.L.O.W.  The Busty Ladies Of Oil Wrestling back into the DVD player. They tried to de-pants me in that one (I was unexpectedly pressed into service as the ref), proving that our mothers were right. Always wear clean underwear. That was a crazy shoot because of the approaching Hurricane Frances. Cherry hunkered down in her Florida hotel until the storm rolled on.

For me, one of the highlights of this new visit was Cherry and Maria finally meeting. They really are cousins under their bras.

Welcome back, Cherry Brady.

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Nice teez!

June 13, 2010 by Elliot James 6 Comments
Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.

Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.

I can’t say enough good things about tight T-shirts. They’re just so…tight. I hate baggy tops. I know some extra-busty girls like to travel wearing one, especially when they’re flying, and I understand the reasons, but that doesn’t mean I have to like them. They might as well be wearing a flour sack.

The other day, I was at an airport to pick up a friend, and while I was waiting, a girl walked by wheeling her suitcase. She had on baggy jeans but her T-shirt was super tight and cut so that some of her waist was exposed. She looked busty but she probably had D-cups. Unfortunately not up to SCORE-size standards, but our bar is set to the highest levels. To the rest of western society, her upper deck would be a traffic stopper. All things considered, worthy of boob-spotting while I waited for the flight to disembark.

I also highly respect T-shirt wearers who put on shirts with breasty comments like “My Eyes Are Up Here.” It takes nerve. I admire the effort. It means she knows what she has and is proud of it. Busty and proud. I don’t see many girls wearing these kind of shirts at the local lunch places near the SCORE building. It’s a sad situation.

Girls, have any of you worn funny-punny boob tees outside the house?

Tatiana does her tee right.

Tatiana does her tee right.

Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off The World Cup.

Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off the World Cup.

Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.

Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.

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Tits: A place for your face or storage space?

May 20, 2010 by Maria 16 Comments

I want to give you a little background on how the blogging process goes for me.

You see, on any given day, at any given moment, I can be working on V-Mag or BootyLicious or Leg Sex magazine. Or maybe on a website. Or perhaps on the next feature DVD we shoot. Or maybe, I am in the studio interviewing a model. Or I am excited because I just shot something funny or incredible. Perhaps I am rifling through my drawers and I come across an unclaimed prize. Sometimes I am in our cavernous photo library and I am looking for special shots. And then it happens…I come across something that ignites a spark of inspiration to blog.

Or sometimes, Dave comes up to me and says, “I think you should see this video of Tatiana Blair and blog about it because it’s right up your alley.” And I check out his video masterpiece and I realize that by “right up my alley” he means, “because you have boobs.” lol

You see, in the video below, busty wonder, Tatiana Blair demonstrates the phenomenon that I like to refer to as, “Cleavage Storage.”(And although Dave knows a lot about tits, I don’t think he has ever tucked something away down his shirt before! But I HAVE.)

Sometimes, as a busty gal, you slip things into your cleavage and into your bra because it’s convenient and leaves your hands free for other things. Sometimes, I will tuck my keys in there. Or my I.D. and some cash. Or, like Tatiana demonstrates, sometimes I even hide my phone in my bosoms!

(And just like Tatiana, I have “lost” things down my top, too!)

Naturally, like any tit-loving man, Dave asks Tatiana to put her cellphone on vibrate so he can call her repeatedly and she can feel the vibration in her nipples. (You’re a smart one, Dave!)

Now, I know some of you have girlfriends and wives with big hooters…so I was wondering, do they do this, too? Or, for all of our sexy models who follow this blog…do you use your boobs as a place to store your stuff? I would love to hear your stories.

xoxo

Maria

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The life-changing revelation I had about tits in tight tops

May 5, 2010 by Dave Leave your thoughts
Jenna Valentine shows off her outfit, complete with lovely accessories.

Jenna Valentine has a unique way of accessorizing her outfit.

In this case, Camelia Davis's tits are the outfit.

In this case, Camelia Davis's tits are the outfit.

I was at lunch the other day, the usual spot, and I found myself standing at the soda machine, waiting to refill my glass, checking out the rack on the MILF standing next to me, refilling her glass and very nicely filling out a white tank top. Nice, tan, probably fake boobs. D-cups, I’d guess. Plenty of cleavage, and a little bit of side cleavage, too.

And that’s when it hit me like a thunder strike.

Tits are part of the outfit!

Her shoes were part of the outfit. The belt she was wearing was part of the outfit. Her earrings were part of the outfit. And, in this case, her tits were part of the outfit, too!

Do you see what I’m getting at here? I told this story (and my revelation) to a female editor here at The SCORE Group. She looked at me like I was crazy and said, “So what? Everyone knows that.”

Don't try to give Tatiana Blair fashion tits…I mean tips!

If you say to Tatiana Blair, "That's a very nice dress," she'll know what you mean.

Carlos tells Shyla, "Excuse me, ma'am. I was just admiring your lovely outfit."

Carlos tells Shyla, "Excuse me, ma'am. I was just admiring your lovely outfit."

NO, NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! Maybe women know it, but men don’t know it. I know now, though. Some women accessorize with earrings. Others with bracelets. Some with stockings. When a woman is wearing a short skirt, her legs are part of the outfit. When she’s wearing tight, low-rise jeans, her ass is part of the outfit. And when she’s wearing a low-cut top, her tits are part of the outfit. Of course, some women have nicer accessories than others.

This doesn’t mean it’s okay to walk up to a girl and say, “Hey, nice tits.” No. That’s never okay. But if you say to her, “That’s a very nice shirt you’re wearing today,” she’ll know what you mean, and that’ll be okay.

Because her tits are part of the outfit.

This could be life-changing.

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Kristina Milan…She IS one in a million.

April 29, 2010 by Maria 16 Comments

Being an editor here in the Universe of all things TITS, well, I’ve seen a lot of funbags, guys. I’ve seen ’em bigger than big and I’ve seen ’em in every color. There are oblong ones, hangers, missiles, cannons, perkies, jumbos, pancakes and whoppers.

That said, I’ve been looking at the footage and photos that were shot in the Dominican Republic, and for the first time in a long time…I am in AWE of the mammary splendor. I mean, it’s like nipple Nirvana!

So, I let my sticky fingers wander…(I just realized how perverted that sounds! LOL) and I pilfered some extra shots for you guys.

Kristina Milian, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis...enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!

Kristina Milan, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis…enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!

This first one is of Kristina Milian and Miosotis just hanging out. But wait…who’s the meat in that tit sandwich? Why, it’s Arianna Sinn, and man, her tits are overshadowed by the sheer girth of these Latinas’ tatas. It’s mind-boggling!

I have never seen a pair of…milk jugs?…like Kristina Milan’s.

They are like sacks of lactation, man!

You might not, but Kristina Milian sure does GOT MILK!

You might not, but Kristina Milan sure does GOT MILK!

I watched Kristina’s solo video at least three times, and seeing her tits drip and drip and drip…well, it made me want some Oreos real bad!

As a busty Latina, I have a special place in my heart for other busty Latinas, and Kristina touches my special place.

(Oh, wow, I am full of these dirty one-liners today, eh?)

What I meant to say was that I really like watching Kristina touch her special place and let her boobies leak all over the place.

You guys enjoy these behind the scenes pics of the ladies in the Domican Republic while I go grab some cookies.

And be sure to check out Kristina’s two-day special on XLGirls.com. Today, she struts her stuff, and tomorrow, she fucks. And yes, the WHOLE time her tits are raining breastmilk like glorious fountains. 🙂 Can’t wait!

xoxo

Maria

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The answers to life’s mysteries can be found right here

April 28, 2010 by Dave 14 Comments

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The girl on the left is Kristina Milan. She’s the answer to this mystery blog. She’s from the Dominican Republic, she has J-cup naturals and she lactates like no girl I’ve ever seen. Kristina makes her XLGirls.com debut tomorrow with a solo pictorial, and she fucks on Friday. I’d say more, but you know what they say about a picture being worth a thousand words.

The girl on the right is Miosotis. She’s the answer to this mystery blog. She’s also from the Dominican Republic, she has KKK-cup naturals and she’s slim and super-stacked like no natural I’ve ever seen. Mio, as her friends call her, makes her SCORELAND debut on Friday with a solo pictorial, then she fucks on Saturday. I’d say more, but you know what they say about a picture…

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On Location Grand Bahama: Karla washes while you wax

April 17, 2010 by Elliot James 8 Comments
On Location Grand Bahama with Karla James

On Location Grand Bahama with Karla James

Karla James brings to life one of the #1 male fantasies: the good ol’ busty car wash.

On Saturdays, my neighbor washes his car in his driveway. He looks like Homer Simpson.

In an alternative universe, I live next to Karla James. Every Saturday, she puts on a tight, white T-shirt and denim shorts and washes her car for a loooong, loooong time. My weekend is complete.

But the reality is, there is no alternative universe. That’s what SCORELAND is for.

Your local car wash does not hire employees like this

Your local car wash does not hire employees like this

And without SCORELAND, I’d have never known about Karla James. In Part 3 of On Location Grand Bahama, Karla grabs a bucket and a cloth and goes to town. Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke never had it this good.

Nothing beats a shower or a car wash. The simple pleasures in life are the best. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Thanks to Karla James. And the automotive industry.

I’m looking forward to the next episode!

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The bust things in life are the simple things

March 13, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments
Maria Moore loves those high heels.

Maria Moore loves those high heels.

I like the simple pleasures in life. That includes activities with the SCORELAND Girls. Walking. Jogging. Dressing. Riding a bike. Driving. I especially like dressing room photos and vids. The simple act of a girl dressing or undressing makes me very happy. Slipping an extremely tight tank-top over 44 inches of heavenly breasts. Struggling to cover a sexy bubble-butt with a pair of booty shorts. The little inch-by-inch wiggling as she works to put on that skin tight tube-dress.

Karen Fisher puts on her bra.

Karen Fisher puts on her bra.

I could watch Minka change all day.

I could watch Minka change all day.

The final few jiggles of her boobs to settle them comfortably into her brassiere cups. The many unique ways a model can put on her bra, like last week’s Karla James video. Slipping into high heels, which gives them that little arch in the small of their backs and pushes their tushies out. The forward bend-over to slip on panties. I liked how Karen Fisher hooked her bra in the front at her waist, then spun the bra around to slip her tits into the cups. One of my favorite SCORE pictorials was a reverse-strip by Dixie Bubbles in January 1999. Instead of the usual undressing set, Dixie got out out of bed and dressed to leave the house.

Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles

Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles

I don’t think I could trust myself to own my own lingerie store. I’d wind up putting cameras and peep-holes  in the dressing booths, and I’d get into trouble when someone found out. So I don’t need to see all kinds of insane shit to get a boner and that endorphin brain rush. Just give me the right girls in a dressing room or shower and I’m satisfied. The simple things in life work for me.

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Samantha 38G: Big tits, lots o’ wit

February 26, 2010 by Maria 8 Comments

One of my favorite things about Samantha 38G is her sense of humor. She loves to laugh. And when she laughs, her 38 G guns undulate. 🙂

(Yes, I said, undulate. I love that word.)

Anyhow, back to Samantha…

When she was here filming the new DVD K-Jugs, there was so much backstage footage of her on-set shenanigans that we compiled this little clip for you guys of her massive guns and her charm. That’s right, boys. We are showcasing wits and tits here!

Our cameraman Lester got this footage of Sam getting dressed for a scene, and I have to say that Samantha looks very hot in red. And that this red top that she is wearing must be made of space-age polyfibers because it withstands the weight and stretch of her cannons. According to Sam, she wears this top out on dates. All I can say is that if I were a guy and I picked Sam up and she was in this top…oooh weeeee…I think my motor skills would be compromised for the entire night. Who could concentrate or even converse with a valley of cleavage like this staring you in the face?

Sigh.

Check out the very hot Samantha 38G and then you get down on your knees and give thanks for leopard panties, big tits, the color red and stretchy tops.

lol

xoxo

Maria

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K-JUGS is here with Renee Ross

February 23, 2010 by Maria 10 Comments

It’s here! It’s here!

The new XL Girls movie K-Jugs is here, and it stars RENEE ROSS! (Who you know is one of my faves.) While we were filming this stacktacular masterpiece, we had Lester, our infamous cameraman, follow all the girls around on the set, and he had some pretty great moments with the likes of Ms. Ross, Samantha 38G, Bailey Santanna, Brandy Ryder, Reyna Mae and Jade Parker.

We will be unveiling some of his footage throughout the week so all of you guys can get an idea of what it was like on the set. (We always try to give our guys some funny backstage/blooper stuff.)

K-Jugs was the brainchild of one of our readers, who wrote in and gave us the idea for the flick in the SCORE Scriptwriting contest. So we got some hot busties together, and they went to town doing raunchy XXX. And just like that, our reader’s fantasy came true.

Yes, SCORE is like Make A Wish for boob guys. lol

Here’s my synopsis of K-Jugs:

Sam and Renee play rival DJs at a station called K-JUGS.

Renee fucks.

Sam fucks.

Sam and Renee fuck each other! 🙂

There are big tits all over the place.

Bailey Santanna fucks.

And she gets cum all over her face. (Yay!)

Reyna and Brandy get hot and sticky in a four-way.

Jade Parker’s in this flick, too.

And guess what? She fucks!

Bang. Bang. Bang. Boobs. Moneyshot.

And we all cum happily ever after.

The end.

Sigh. Don’t you just love happy endings? lol

And now some fine backstage footage of the one, the only Renee Ross. (Also a cameo by the hotness that is Samantha 38G.)

Enjoy it boys! And look for K-Jugs at the eBoobStore this Friday!

xoxo

Maria

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