Categories for Tits in Tight Tops
Happy Halloween Spooktacular!
Enter the Vault of Valory.
In a better universe, busty babes like Valory Irene would be knocking on your door with trick-or-treat deals.
SCORELAND members get a great deal when they join Valory’s Vault for only $19.95 ($59.95 if you’re not a SCORELAND member). This is not a conventional website with scheduled postings. Valory’s Vault contains every photo set and every web video that Valory has appeared in for SCORE, and it’s all downloadable. Pay one price, one time, and it’s all yours to save on your hard drive. Just log into SCORELAND as usual and then click on the Valory’s Vault banner on the left side of the home page.
No tricks. All treats with the model who may become 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
Somebody’s having sex on-camera for the first time today at SCORELAND. Can you guess who?
Busty pillow fighting: the only genuine kind of pillow fight
Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.
Did you know that on April 2, 2011, there were huge pillow fights around the earth? “International Pillow Fight Day” has been held every year since 2008. From Taipei, Taiwan to Pisa, Italy; from Birmingham, Alabama to Hamburg, Germany, flash mobs gather every year to whack each other with pillows in an outdoor location.
The world record for the most-massive pillow fight is 3,706 people, documented by Guinness. It was held as a charity event in 2008 in Minehead, Somerset, England.
There’s even an all-female Pillow Fight League that’s been operating out of Toronto, Ontario since 2007. This is a lot rougher and tougher than your average pillow fight, although biting and hair-pulling and putting a brick in the pillow are violations of the official rules.
Unfortunately, the origin of the first pillow fight, and who invented this art form, is lost in the mists of time. My attempt at local libraries and colleges to uncover who was responsible for the world’s first pillow fight was generally answered by “Huh?” and “Stop calling.”
So while we cannot celebrate the creators of the pillow fight on postage stamps and in music and TV, we can enjoy the fruits of their labor. I’m not interested in those massive, public pillow fights. The only true pillow fight must be conducted on a bed among young, busty women in skimpy lingerie, and they need to bounce up and down a lot. And giggle a lot. Extra points are awarded for exposed nipples or tits that spill out. It’s also within the boundaries of true pillow fighting for the participants to masturbate side-by-side with vibrators in a post-pillow fight cool down, Christy Marks and Angela White did this a few years ago at SCORELAND.
Any other kind of pillow fighting is bogus and an affront to the spirit of bonafide pillow fighting. Be that as it may, I still support International Pillow Fight Day.
Pillow fighters like Catt Green and Beverly Paige. Angela White and Christy Marks. Now they’re genuine pillow fighters!
Big Tits: Is Showing Less Sometimes MORE?
Ashley Sage is showing zero cleavage, tit or areolae in this shot and it's STILL hot.
When a woman has a big set of tits and she is wearing a low-cut top, or showing off a lot of cleavage, you LOOK. I mean, we discussed this in my blog about “The Decision.” A set of nice tits that are blatantly out there for you to look at, well, they are there for you to LOOK at. It’s hot. It’s provocative. It’s definitely meant to push your buttons. A chick WANTS you to look.
But what about when a chick shows nada, zilch, zero?
What if the only indication of a woman’s breasts is the silhouette of her body and that’s it?
Is showing less sometimes more?
I mean, take a look at Ashley Sage to the left. Her upper body? It’s completely covered up. Not one bit of tit flesh for your eyes to roam over, but yet, there is a fucking hotness about that shot. Just the imprint of her mountainous hooters is promise enough.
I think so.
Is showing less really more?
I looked through a hundred big-tit shots today of models pulling their nipples, lifting their breasts up, jumping, squeezing their boobs together, oiling them…and this shot of Ashley in that sweater kept calling my attention.
Is it because I see tits all day and this covered-up shot is now NOT the norm, therefore more provocative? Maybe. But maybe not. I think that if we were to post this shot on a billboard visible from a crowded street that most people would see it and say, “Holy crap! That chick has massive tits!” or, “Look at her boobs!” Even though she is totally covered up.
Granted, Ashley Sage is a full 36J and those gunboats are stuffed into this thin, white sweater. So maybe this kind of shot only works with a chick with massive hooters? Is that the magic behind this?
Would you look at this shot, would it call your attention if her tits were DD-cup instead?
Once again, I think so. I think that the silhouette of a nice pair of tits is just as powerful as the Full Monty.
What do you think? Is less sometimes more? Chime in.
xoxo
Maria
Bikini Buster: Vanessa Del 40JJ
Bikini Buster: /bi-kee-nee buh-ster/ Noun: A woman with a copious amount of tit flesh stuffed into a tiny bikini top, that is straining against the weight of said tits, almost to the point of ripping to shreds.
Ah, the bikini buster. The woman who dares test the miraculous elasticity of two tiny Lycra triangles held together with small strings with the sheer weight and mass of her enormous bazooms.
Goddamn it, I love a good bikini buster.
There are a lot of things you can say about a pair of ginormous knockers in an itty bitty bathing suit. First of all, the stretching of that flimsy material to the point that it is almost at that, “everything is going to bust out of here!” point is highly excellent. Secondly, that moment when a woman’s jugs come flying out of that top when she releases the tiny strings that hold back all that titty, well, that moment is also pretty fucking excellent.
But don’t take my word for it. Just go and check out Vanessa Del in an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini from her appearance in the Voluptuous September 2011 issue on SCORELAND today and you will see what I mean. So much titty + so little bikini = so much boner’age. Summer might be over, but here on SCORELAND, the bikini buster lives on year-round and forever!
String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at its finest.
Candid Boob Camera
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- Something’s tickled their funnybones.
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- It’s made from inflammable fabric.
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- Catt & Beverly got close for comfort.
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- The kitchen is never boring with Maggie Green whipping up something tasty.
In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”
Check out the just-released Fall DVD catalog in PDF.
Busty hitchikers: a personal, oral (unfortunately, not too oral) history
This is Chanel. Not the Chanel I picked up (but pretty close). The Chanel who's at SCORELAND.
The great Kerry Marie gets ready for some back seat action.
I have a story to tell. About 20 years ago, I was driving through downtown Portland, Maine after covering an American Hockey League game. I was headed back to my hotel when I spotted this hitchhiker who was literally standing in the middle of the road, thumb out…and tits just about out, too. Now, I’m not one to pick up hitchhikers–it’s too dangerous–but I am one to pick up busty hitchhikers. So I stopped, and she got in. Stumbled in, actually. This girl was bombed!
“Hi,” she said when she finally settled in. “My name is Chanel. Chanel with the big tits.”
I swear she said that.
Anyway, I asked her where she was going. She asked me where I was going. And, long story short, she eventually invited me back to her place.
I'm going to guess that Arianna Sinn doesn't have to wait long to get a ride.
Now, there was no mention of money, so I don’t think she was a hooker. I think she was just a drunk girl who wanted to fuck. Why me? Heck, it could’ve been the guy in the car behind me if I hadn’t stopped.
But I didn’t fuck her. We got back to her place, we both got out of the car, and as we headed toward her apartment, I kept having these visions of what might be waiting for me inside, an angry boyfriend with a gun, a vicious dog, or maybe some friends who would rob me and beat me up. I mean, for all I knew, she was setting up an ambush.
Isis Haze makes keeping your eyes on the road impossible.
So, as she headed toward her door, I headed back down the stairs, into my car and back to my hotel.
Now, I could’ve taken a chance. A lot of guys would have. But by that time, I was so turned on by her big tits and her slutty attitude (and a few other things that had happened along the way) that I didn’t need to fuck her. And, ever since, I’ve had a thing for 1.) Hitchhikers; and 2.) Girls named Chanel.
Anyway, about two months after I arrived at SCORE in 2001, I was asked to help plan the On Location Key Largo shoot. And when we were trying to come up with scenarios for Kerry Marie, I was the one who came up with hitchhiker. Guess who I was thinking of?
So, busty hitchhikers…I love them. And even though you don’t see many hitchhikers these days, if I ever again see a girl like Chanel with her thumb out, I just might take that chance.
Meanwhile, Kerry Marie, Arianna and Isis will have to do.
Stephanie Stalls: Leave It To Cleavage
Stephanie: look as much as you want.
“It’s hard to hide my boobs,” Stephanie Stalls says. “I like shirts that are tight on my boobs. They have to be tight and they have to show my cleavage. If I’m walking somewhere, guys will whistle at me or say, ‘You’re hot.’ Or they’ll be staring at me, and I’ll wave at them to let them know I saw them. Give them a smile.”
Stephanie has a great philosophy. And she practices her philosophy.
How many times have we seen a busty girl who tries to downplay her boob size or looks annoyed when she sees you checking out her chest? It happens a lot. I’ve lost track and so has Dave. I had a sighting the other day at a Miami mall–a woman seriously putting the hurt on a white T-shirt–and the same thing happened. It’s sad and not just because I thought that she had a lot of potential to actually model for SCORE.
That’s why a boob man has to appreciate Stephanie’s attitude. If they could all be like her, the world would be a better place. At least the big-boobed world.
That’s one of the reasons we’re always happy when Stephanie visits SCORE.
She makes the world a better place for boob men.
Health care SCORE-style with Nurse Lana Ivans
Our answer to the health care crisis.
Poor Barry. He’s gravely ill. Thank heavens (the hooter heavens) for this heavenly visiting nurse who looks suspiciously like little-but-stacked Lana Ivans.
She will bring him back to health with the advanced medical techniques this chesty nurse has become expert in.
Like checking his temperature by engulfing his meat thermometer with her mouth.
This miraculous healing event can be seen step-by-step at SCORELAND right now. Nine out of 10 doctors would recommend you see it. The tenth doctor was out playing golf.
And while she is revitalizing this poor boob, she doesn’t forget to extract a sperm sample in the form of a hot-jizz injection.
That’s why the title of our SCORE medical story is “The Cream-Filled Busty Nurse.”
By the way, what is the biggest-selling fantasy costume of them all in North America?
According to a recent survey of costume and adult lingerie shops, it’s the nurses’ outfit, sold in a variety of styles from Halloween-party costumes to the only-for-the-bedroom look.
Lana wears hers proudly.
When I’m an 85-year-old geezer, I hope my visiting nurse will look like Lana Ivans.