Categories for Tits in Tight Tops

Alexa: Fresh Euro bouncing boobs

August 4, 2009 by Elliot James 9 Comments

Since American companies are not permitted to photograph foreign models on U.S. soil anymore, we could just stick to our own backyard to find new models. But historically, many of SCORE’s best models are not Americans. So now we’re doing a lot more traveling instead of bringing models in, either going to a model’s country or going to any number of Caribbean islands near Florida. It’s a lot more expensive, but the results are usually worth it. One of the latest foreign models to hit SCORELAND is Alexa, a German living in Berlin. She was photographed in Prague (a 20-minute plane ride for Alexa; a 12-hour flight for our photographer Jose and his crew).

In this video, Alexa shows exactly why she causes traffic accidents (and spinal and neck injuries) when she crosses the street. Alexa has an awesome body, and she’s a natural born boob-flaunter.

Another excellent reason besides the beer to keep going to Europe.

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When chicks adjust in public

August 2, 2009 by Maria 3 Comments
Haven't you seen a girl adjust her tits in public?

Haven't you seen a girl adjust her tits in public?

Okay, so I have big tits and sometimes I’ve been known to reach down into my bra and shift my boobs around. They’re tits. They bounce around when I walk and jiggle when I giggle. And with all of that moving around, somehow or another, they start to break loose from the confines of my sturdy bras. So, I’ll reach in and lift them and shift them back into place. It’s about a five second process for each tit, and then I am good for about an hour when I have to do it again.

Sometimes I do it subconsciously in public and I will look up and catch some guy watching me like I just tore my shirt off or something. The look on his face reads, “Did you just fondle yourself in public? Did you just cop a feel of your own jugs in my presence? Do it again!” lol

I didn’t really realize that it was a big deal until I caught some guy adjusting his junk at the supermarket the other night.

When I see a guy adjusting his package in public, I stare, too.

Renee's boobs are wild and unruly. She adjusts them in public all the time.

Renee's boobs are wild and unruly. She adjusts them in public all the time.

How could I not? It’s hard to look away when a man palms his cash and prizes right out in the open and shifts them around.

Maybe women shifting boobs in their bras is the equivalent of guys adjusting their junk?

I ran that by new V-Girl Renee Ross, and she told me that there is a huge difference.

“Boobs are hot,” she said. “Touching them in public is hot. It’s sexy to see a woman touch herself like that. But a guy adjusting his package is NOT.”

Big tits: Like a headrest, but better.

Big tits: Like a headrest, but better.

This is true. I guess at the end of the day, we would all rather watch Renee feel herself up and fix her bra, eh?

What say you, boob men? Do you think it’s hot when a woman tit-adjusts in public? Do you guys catch chicks doing this a lot?

-Maria

PS: Taking these photos for the blog was exhausting. Thankfully, Renee let me rest my weary head on her J-cup pillow tits. Yes, they are comfortable. Yes, they are amazing. In fact, I might have left a little drool on her right tit! lol

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Things you want girls to do with their tits

July 31, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Alexa was made for the camera.

Alexa was made for the camera.

The Net is much cooler than TV. Because no one ever created a “back at ya” button for TV. Although people can write or phone a television station, they generally don’t because TV has trained us for generations to be a passive audience. But on the Net, real interaction is possible.

So I have a question.

It would be a great world if you could just walk up to a girl and ask her to play with her tits, and then she did. But that will never happen. So let’s say a big-boobed model is coming into SCORELAND for the day and you could ask her to do one thing with her ta-tas while you videotaped her for less a minute. What would it be? Try on a tight top? Stiffen her nipples? Jiggle or shake them? Slap them together? Jump up and down?

What would you have her do? Let us know, and we’ll see if we can make it happen. And don’t forget to tell us who you want to do it, too.

Me? I’d have her self-suck her nipples.

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The absolute worst pick-up lines ever told to SCORE Girls

July 29, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

We’ve had a semi-regular section for several years in SCORE magazine called “The Absolute Worst Pick-up Lines Ever Told to SCORE Girls.” SCORE Girls are hit on a lot, so they hear a lot more of those cheesy pick-up lines than the average girl. When they come in for a shoot, we ask them if they can remember some of the worst zingers. Some don’t but some do. When they do, we write them down. These lines are so bad, they smell.

That’s why we recommend that if you ever meet a SCORE model in the real world…a nightclub, an event, at an airport…just be yourself and dump the pick-up lines, the reverse-psychology insults and all the other pre-set scripts and comments that the pick-up gurus sell on the Net.

You might luck out.

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