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Girls holding their magazines, part deux

January 3, 2010 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Back in Germany Annina, Annina held her first SCORE mag, May '08.

Back in Cologne, Germany, Annina held her first SCORE mag, May '08.

When I did the first “Girls holding magazines” BLOG article, Jack commented: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism. I hope you keep doing this practice. Just call me old school.”

Down under, Angela White holds Voluptuous down under.

Down under, Angela White holds Voluptuous down under.

Emily Cartwright in Preston, England with Oct. 08 V-Mag.

Emily Cartwright in Preston, England with Oct. '08 V-Mag.

For this blog, we go full circle, to use Jack’s term, with another collection of SCORELAND babes holding up their stuff with a look in their eyes that says, “I did that!”

I have to say that I’d rather see the girls in this kind of picture wearing a sexy, low-cut top or dress rather than naked. I know that sounds crazy. Yet there’s something really beyond words about a photo of a naked woman, like Brittany O’Neil here, happily holding up a magazine with a picture of her with a cock thrusting inside her from the movie SCORE Xtra #10. She looks proud. And I’m happy she’s proud.

Who holds the record for the most photos of holding up stuff?

Brittany O'Neil at SCORE with May '04 SCORE.

Brittany O'Neil at SCORE with May '04 SCORE.

Renee in the SCORE Studio.

Renee in the SCORE Studio.

It’s probably Angela White, shown above with the December ’04 Voluptuous. Since the beginning, she’s sent us photos from her crib in Australia holding mags, DVDs, her 2007 V-Mag Model of the Year award, shirts, all kinds of goodies. Hey, Angela, how many magazine covers have you been on since 2003?

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Retro Pinups: Chesty and Classy.

December 20, 2009 by Maria 28 Comments
Bunny's ruffled undies are classic pinup style.

Bunny's ruffled undies are classic pinup style.

There is something about a curvy chick in full-on pinup attire that does something for me. Maybe it’s that as a child, I watched a lot of old movies on public television (We didn’t have cable until the ’90s at my house), and that included lots of old movies with Jayne Mansfield, Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe. I became obsessed with women in cute, little outfits that showed lots of leg and ample bosom. They didn’t appear slutty to me, but rather, they were curvaceous, classy women who seemed to always be

London looks like a curvaceous calendar girl in this outfit.

London looks like a curvaceous calendar girl in this outfit.

Daphne may not be showing a lot of skin, but there is no denying her curves in this retro outfit.

Daphne may not be showing a lot of skin, but there is no denying her curves in this retro outfit.

having the time of their lives and could walk into a room and instantaneouly hold the attention of everyone there.They oozed this confident, semi-cheeky sensuality that I thought was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

In fact, I remember finding a box of slides once in my grandfather’s study, and it was full of half-naked pinups. And although I was old enough to know that these were “dirty pictures,” I was fascinated by these sexy women. I thought that they were amazing in their lingerie and garters. It made such an impression on me that I would, in my adult years, go on to dress this way for fancy events. To me, pinup style is the epitome of hot. I think it’s, well, the cat’s meow. 😉

This shot moved me so much that it landed Hillary the cover of the Dec. '09 issue of V-mag.

This shot moved me so much that it landed Hillary the cover of the Dec. '09 issue of V-mag.

Maybe this is why when I do photo edits here at SCORELAND, the pics that I love most are the ones that channel that old Hollywood style I have come to equate with smoldering sexuality. In fact, when doing the photo edits for Voluptuous‘ December 2009 issue, I came across this shot of Hillary Hooterz, who just so happened to be debuting in said issue. When my art director Vanessa and I took a closer look, we both knew that this was THE shot, and we put it on the cover.

Just take a look at Hillary’s beautiful face and heaving cleavage spilling out of that blouse and showing just a peek of her polka-dotted bra. This shot, at least to me, teases and tantalizes and is probably hotter than if she had just posed topless. There is something about a woman who can show her curves and do it in such a way that even though she is fully clothed, you get just as horny as if she were naked. That’s the allure of pinup style, and whenever I see a girl dressed this way (Even when they are dressed in more of a Rockabilly style, which is, like, pinups with lots of tattoos), I am instantly drawn to her.

Just thought I’d share, considering that I confess most of my rack ruminations on here. Are you guys into pinups as much as I am?

xoxo, Maria

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‘Cos nurses have that healing touch

December 15, 2009 by Elliot James 9 Comments
Jezhabelle: a nurse for all illnesses.

Jezhabelle: a nurse for all illnesses.

When it comes to the girls’ wardrobes, I know a lot of people like to see them in the kind of outfits a girl wears in “real life” (the mall, a restaurant, the park), but my own personal preference is costume play, aka “cos play.” Maybe that’s because I lived down the block from a strip club during my formative years. We did a survey on SCORELAND not long ago, asking “What is your favorite fantasy girl?”

Cherry Brady: heavy-hanging angel of mercy.

Cherry Brady: heavy-hanging angel of mercy.

Sexy teacher was #1 with 47% of 1000 polled while sexy nurse was second with 33%. For me, it’s nurse and maid. I had only a couple of hot teachers my whole life; the rest were ugly, old meanies. So I have a hard time relating. But I’ve known hot nurses and hot maids. Sexist? Of course. I fully admit it.

Carolyn Monroe cures this sicko on SCORELAND.

Carolyn Monroe cures this sicko on SCORELAND.

There’s a restaurant in Tempe, Arizona called the Heart Attack Grill with waitresses dressed like nurses. The nurse motif is not really why it’s called that. It’s the high-fat menu. Reporters, columnists, writers as well as nurses and nursing organizations have criticized the restaurant and the overall fantasy depiction of the nursing profession in movies and men’s magazines. The owner is my hero, and not for his burgers. Does anyone else fantasize about Cindy Cupps, Cherry Brady and Jezhabelle nursing you back from a fake illness? Or serving you non-fatty veggie-burgers in a hospital restaurant? But it has to be a fantasy nurse outfit out of Fredericks or Shirley of Hollwood. And they have to wear stripper fuck-shoes. Not a real nurse’s outfit. Especially those God-awful real-life British nurse uniforms. Those don’t measure up. Renee Ross said she wears scrubs. That doesn’t do it for me, but the thought of her being a nurse does.

Alanna Ackerman's visiting nurse service

Alanna Ackerman's visiting nurse service

Sexist? Chauvinistic? You bet. And proud of it. I have my list of SCORELAND Girls who’ve yet to don the crossed cap that I want to see dressed as nurses. A man can hope.

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Summer Sinn & Morgan Leigh are stretchin’ those sweaters!

November 29, 2009 by Elliot James 6 Comments

The power of big tits! Seeing big tits in tight tops switches the male brain to various modes. There’s “Stupid.” There’s the higher level “Idiot.” And then next is “Moron.” This is a scientific fact. I know from years of personal experience.

See how tight tops react under severe pressure!

See how tight tops react under severe pressure!

Now on SCORELAND, Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh spend quality time in the SCORE Studio trying on sweaters and tight tops. Eventually Summer tells Morgan that she’s gotten too horny from trying on all the tops and the feel of the fabric rubbing against her nipples. She asks Morgan to help her find a dude who’ll bang her brains out.

You don’t want to miss this hot video in SCORE Theater. Trust me. Because I’m stupid.

Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!

Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!

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Hooters, holidays and the miracle of Janet Jade

November 26, 2009 by Elliot James 8 Comments
Detroit car makers should use Janet in their ads.

Detroit car makers should use Janet in their ads.

I had the privilege once of hosting a tits-in-tight-tops video with Janet Jade, star of Eat My Tits, for SCOREtv episode 2. Two years later, I still haven’t completely recovered, but I’m making progress and my arm is almost completely functional again. In this Janet update, a fellow SCOREtv reporter has the honor of chatting up Janet in our dressing room, and as always, she’s a room brightener: cheery, fun and enthusiastic. A jiggle belle, all the way. Janet talks about the holidays, her favorite basketball players, what she looks for in a guy (she likes a specific kind of butt) and a bunch of other things he was curious about. My question is, why does Janet have to live in Detroit? Why can’t she live in Miami? Down the block from our building?

This DVD is all Janet.

This DVD is all Janet.

Thanks for giving, Janet! Have a fun, safe holiday season.

I wish the world could be more like a SCORE interview with Janet Jade, a world where you could ask a busty girl to show you her boobs and she happily lifts her blouse without the guilt, shame and embarrassment that society instills about the human body. Yes, a man can dream the impossible dream.

And while I’m at it, I’d like to list the 10 things you can get away with saying on Thanksgiving and Christmas:

1. I could go for a huge breast.

2. That’s one great-looking spread.

3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.

4. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

5. I’m in the mood for dark meat.

6. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.

7. Don’t play with your meat.

8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once.

9. How long will it take after you stick it in?

10. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

Have a great Thanksgiving, Scorelanders!–Elliot James

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The SCORELAND uniform

November 19, 2009 by Maria 21 Comments
The SCORE uniform is NOT waterproof...thank god.

The SCORE uniform is NOT waterproof...thank god.

Destiny Rose busts out of this top and makes her debut in the Feb. '10 issue of V-mag.

Destiny Rose busts out of this top and makes her debut in the Feb. '10 issue of V-mag.

Camelia Davis really fills a shirt out.

Camelia Davis really fills a shirt out.

It never gets old. It never ceases to make my little heart skip a beat.

The SCORELAND T-shirt.

The white, clingy fabric stretched out over the expanse of an ample bosom…it’s perfection.

So when we get a new luscious lady in, and she comes out of the studio’s dressing room wearing it,and her boobs are coming out of it, well, it is a moment of shining glory. A moment to be captured in a photograph.

It’s like a rite of passage.

When a woman comes out of that dressing room wearing the SCORELAND uniform, it is as if she has arrived. It’s official.

She is a SCORE Girl.

Michelle May wears her uniform proudly.

Michelle May wears her uniform proudly.

Arianna Sinn: G-cups don't always fit in the SCORE tank top. (Thank goodness!)

Arianna Sinn: G-cups don't always fit in the SCORE tank top. (Thank goodness!)

She becomes part of the tradition…part of the legendary magic.

It makes me want to salute her and welcome her to a league of extraordinary ladies.

It makes me want to welcome her to SCORE.

It’s really pretty breathtaking, actually.

Because all things come and go, but a SCORE Girl is forever.

AMEN.

xoxo, Maria

Sophie Mae: Score Girl, bellydancer and hottie.

Sophie Mae: SCORE Girl, bellydancer and hottie.

Renee Ross and Scarlett Rouge...Sex in the T-shirts? No, Sex In The Titties.

Renee Ross and Scarlett Rouge...Sex in the T-shirts? No, Sex In The Titties.

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Cleavage: A magnetic valley for your eyes.

November 15, 2009 by Maria 76 Comments
As far as I am concerned, when a chick is showing cleavage she WANTS you to look at it. Big time.

As far as I am concerned, when a chick is showing cleavage she WANTS you to look at it. Big time.

I love being able to come to the blog and talk tits with you fine folks. It’s practically therapeutic to be able to have a forum to get things off my chest about, well, big chests! lol That’s why when  something happened to me a couple of days ago,  I found it worthy of mentioning here.

Okay, so let me set up the situation for you.

You have me, a big-boobed chick, out to lunch with a buddy of mine on Friday. Friday lunches are usually a crowded affair at most of the restaurants surrounding The SCORE Group headquarters here in Miami because most people go out to eat in droves (Maybe because it’s so close to the weekend?). So, my buddy Mario (Hi Mario!) and I are waiting to be seated at a local Colombian restaurant to have some soup since it is currently a bit chilly in Miami. (Yes, my name is Maria and I hang out with a guy named Mario. And yes, chilly to us is 71 degrees. lol)

While we are waiting by the door of this crowded soup place, I notice this chick who is sitting at a table directly ahead of us. She is immersed in a deep convo with her lunch date and doesn’t even glance in our direction. Normally I would have glanced at her and kept going but here is where it gets sticky.

First of all, this chick had MONDO tits. Like HUMONGOUS ones. Second of all, she was wearing this low-cut sweater thing that showed off what I like to refer to as A VALLEY OF TIT CREASE. I’m talking about a fucking Grand Canyon of cleave, dude.

Now when I see cleavage like that, and like that I mean cleavage so deep I want to put my hands into it for warmth, I cannot help but stare. It’s like a fucking magnet for my eyes! I can’t stop looking. I mean, I am stuck in ogle-mode. Seriously.

So I look over at Mario to say, “Hey dude, look at that cleave crack at 12 o’clock,” and I realize that he is also fixated on the funbags ahead. (This is probably why we are friends. We both love big boobs. lol) So, now both Mario and I are staring, no scratch that, we are engraving into our memories each inch of this oblivious babe’s biggums when she looks up and catches us staring at her bosoms.

Now Mario, because he is a guy and is programmed to look away at such moments, plays dumb and acts like he is looking at the wall four feet above her head. But not me. I don’t have that AVOID THE RACK-FRONTATION radar, apparently, and I just keep looking at her tits. So she coughs. Loudly. Irritatedly. But being the oblivious caught-in-her-headlights boob fiend that I am, I don’t notice. I just keep on keepin’ on and I even might have mouthed the word, WOW, while doing so.

That’s when two things happened.

1) Mario elbowed me and whispered, “Stop staring, stupid.”

2) She grabbed her napkin and covered her tits up and sort of snapped me out of my boobnotized state. (That’s when you are hypnotized by the titties, just FYI.)

Shortly after that awkward moment passed, our host sat us and when we walked by she distinctly whispered the words, “Fucking perverts.” Well, whispered is the wrong word. HISSED is more like it.

Now, here is what I have come to vent about on the blog, because, well, I can! lol

WHY AM I THE FUCKING PERVERT WHEN SHE WAS THE ONE WEARING HER CHESTICLES OUT AND ABOUT?!? IT’S NOT MY FAULT SHE WAS FLYING THE TIT FLAG OUT THERE ALL PROUD AND I HAD TO SALUTE IT WITH MY EYEBALLS, IS IT?

I mean, seriously…I have big boobs and when I wear them out like that, like a fucking Macy’s window display, I expect people to stop and stare. Fuck, I expect them to point and maybe even applaud. lol

What I am saying is, what the fuck did she think all that tit crease was gonna do? Repel my peepers?

Has this happened to you guys before? If so, I think we need to start some sort of petition to have a law passed or something because as far as I am concerned, if you’re showin’ off your pair, prepare for the stares.

That’s my rule and I’m stickin’ to it.

Thoughts?

your fucking perverted friend,

Maria

😛

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What do these four girls have in common?

November 7, 2009 by Dave 10 Comments
Alexis Silver's T-shirt improvement program

Alexis Silver's T-shirt improvement program

Stand erect for Sgt. Cherry

Stand erect for Sgt. Cherry.

Ashley Sage Ellison knows how to wear a dress.

Ashley Sage Ellison knows how to wear a dress.

Janet Jade: I think that's a dress.

Janet Jade: I think that's a dress.

Well, they’re all wearing glorious examples of some of the choices in this week’s poll, which asks, “What do you most like to see a stacked model wearing at the start of her photo shoot or video?” But also, as some of you might have guessed (I’m guessing Dino figured it out), they’ve all been voted off the “Best of the Decade” island over the past nine days.

Now, I’m going to confess something: When Cherry was voted No. 66, then Janet No. 62, then Ashley No. 61, then Alexis No. 59, I was a little shocked and more than a little pissed. I mean, these are great girls, among my all-time favorites, and Ashley (I’m going to give you an inside scoop here) is leading in the early voting for 2009 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

But then I got to thinking. I said to myself, “Self, if Cherry really is No. 66, and Janet really is No. 62, and Ashley really is No. 61, and Alexis really is No. 59, then according to the voters, we’ve had 58 newcomers in this decade who are better than Cherry, Janet, Ashley and Alexis.” And that’s just mindbogglingly impressive. I might not agree with it, but it’s impressive.

See? If you really try, you can put a spin on anything. So, I’d like to thank the “Best of the Decade” voters for pointing out to me just how great SCORELAND really is. Even better than I’d imagined.

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Minka, Minka, Minka!

October 31, 2009 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Don't miss Minka Nov. 1, '09 on SCORELAND. Hot XXX!

Don't miss Minka Nov. 1, '09 on SCORELAND. Hot XXX!

Minka! Is there anyone like her? Is she so horny? Yes, we’ve asked those questions since 1994, at this point just for tradition’s sake. Fifteen years after debuting in the October ’94 SCORE, the Korean Princess keeps moving forward at her own speed and style while so many of her peers, other famous names in big-boobdom, have vanished. This weekend, we’re showing Minka’s third XXX romp of the year on SCORELAND, simply called Giant Tits Under Tight Tops. Some of the vid is like a virtual date with Minka while she models sexy dresses before the hot, mega-busty sexin’ starts. Sexy outfits. Gigantic tits. Breast-sex. Hot humpin’. What a tit-man needs. If you’re a Minka fan, you’d rather come down with boob swine flu than miss it. She so horny. (And her sense of humor is worthy of her own TV show.) See Giant Tits Under Tight Tops on SCORELAND this Sunday, November 1, ’09.

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Happy Halloween Hooters

October 30, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Ghouls and girls, when there’s a knock at your door this weekend, maybe someone special will be trick or treating you. Nothing’s impossible.

Cough for Nurse Cherry.

Cough for Nurse Cherry.

Jungle Gunns

Jungle Gunns

Peace out, Autumn-Jade!

Peace out, Autumn-Jade!

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