Categories for Tits in Tight Tops

Happy Halloween Hooters

October 30, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Ghouls and girls, when there’s a knock at your door this weekend, maybe someone special will be trick or treating you. Nothing’s impossible.

Cough for Nurse Cherry.

Cough for Nurse Cherry.

Jungle Gunns

Jungle Gunns

Peace out, Autumn-Jade!

Peace out, Autumn-Jade!

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“Hi! Can I grab your tits?”

October 27, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments

Last week we had a very interesting poll up on the blog.

The question we asked you was, “Have you ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know (other than a hooker or stripper) and asked to feel her tits?”

Out of the 234 of you that answered, the results are as follows:

  • * Yes, and she let me! = 12%
  • * Yes, and she told me to get lost. = 5%
  • * Yes, and she hit me. = 2%
  • * Of course not. Do you think I’m crazy? = 75%
  • * I didn’t ask. I just did it. = 6%

Naturally, most of you went with the, “Do you think I am crazy?” answer. Sure. Why not? It’s safe and polite and a perfectly acceptable answer. So that is all I have to say about that result.

And now I want to talk to the 12 percent of you who said, “Yes, and she let me!”

Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.

Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.

First of all, kudos to you ballsy guys out there. As a chick with big boobs, people ask me all the time if they are real and then, if they can cop a feel. I never get offended. I don’t always say yes, either. But I understand the lure of big boobs and the curiosity that they create to the average person. Most of the time, I think people ask to cop a feel just to see if they are real or what tits that big feel like. I am guilty of it, too. In fact, you can see in one of my videos with Renee Ross, whose breasts are WAY BIGGER than mine, that I ask if I can grab them. How could I not? They are fucking huge and glorious!  (And she let me, too. THANK YOU, RENEE!)

I think that when you have big hooters, you kind of expect the, “Can I touch them?” moment. And like I said, I don’t always say yes, but on some occasions, I allow it. I mean, I am not talking about erotic nipple-rubbing and grabbing. I am talking about a simple cup and lift. That’s all it takes to put a smile on some lady or man’s face and I don’t think it’s dirty or raunchy. (And yes, I said lady’s face. You would be surprised how many women ask to feel me up. In fact, I am going to say that more often than not, it’s women, not men, who want to get their hands on my hoots.) But it takes a certain finesse to get me to say yes. First of all, you can’t be a drunk, sloppy mess when you ask. I am not your drunken blow-up doll fantasy. Second of all, you can’t just come up and ask that. You should build into that kind of thing with some conversation and get-to-know-you chatting. And lastly, don’t ask with your hands up and in cupping-position already. That’s presumptuous and rude. But hey, that’s just me. A lot of women I know with big boobs will offer a cup and lift to someone first, without being asked. “Do you want to touch them?” or, “Would you like to see them?” are questions that I have heard from a busty beauty or two in my lifetime.

What I want to know is, if you are one of these 12 percent of readers who answered, “Yes, and she let me!” what is your technique for getting the grope? How do you go about it? I would like to hear your stories. And I think that it is necessary that the 75 percent of our blog readers who answered, “Of course not! Do you think I’m crazy?” get as many pointers as possible. lol

Chime in, chest-grabbers! I want to hear your tit tales!



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Has this ever happened to you?

September 10, 2009 by Dave 4 Comments

FYI, the girl is F-cup newcomer Camelia Davis. The clip is from the DVD Sex In The Titties, which goes on sale today at Seconds later, Camelia stuffed her tits in the guy’s face and then his cock down her throat. In her pussy, too, of course.

Camelia’s co-stars are Haydee Rodriguez, Scarlet Rouge, Hillary Hooterz, Selena Castro and Renee Ross. Yeah, Renee Ross. She does her first girl-girl scene, a wild six-way with the others. Gets her tits sucked and her pussy eaten. We’re trying to round up a clip for you guys.

Renee, if you’re out there, what was your first on-camera girl-girl like?

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Morgan’s mounds

August 20, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

In my blog of August 18, I mentioned how my favorite outfits on Morgan Leigh are extreme string bikinis. I also mentioned how wiped out I was by what she wore in the movie Big Tit Glory Hole. Although  the DVD is super-hardcore with DP’s and anal, an extra chapter starred special guest Morgan Leigh in a non-sex role with toys coming out of the glory holes. The scene ends with Morgan flicking her tongue by one of the Glory Holes after toying her shaved pussy. But what really knocked me over was how Morgan dressed. Those huge breasts jut straight out of her bra like a Fantasy SCORE painting. The cleavage drives me nuts. Her hair, make-up and slut-goddess lingerie are pure sex fantasy imagery. 

There was no formal pictorial shot but I’ve got some on-the-set pictures of Morgan in that outfit from the movie. Amazing.

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Morgan Leigh’s bathing suit body

August 18, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments

One of the hottest swimsuit bodies in all of SCORELAND belongs to Morgan Leigh. She was made for bikinis. Morgan’s worn jeans, fetish outfits and traditional lingerie in her pictorials and videos but they don’t do her justice. However, when you put her in a swimsuit, like she is in her mono-kini pictorial from August ’09 SCORE, she just explodes off  the page.

I ask you, is this swimsuit body not perfect?

I ask you, is this swimsuit body not perfect?

The exception might be the outfit she wore in the Big Tit Glory Hole video that we aired last Sunday. The way her top pushed her tits up and straight out like a shelf was unbelievable. There isn’t a formal photo set but there were some pictures shot for the DVD box cover. I’ll have to dig out a photo or two this week.

In an interview I did a few years ago, I said to Morgan: “You must look spectacular in a bikini or a tube top.” And she answered: “Oh, I scare people to death! They’re either scared or embarrassed. They’re like, ‘Look at that woman! Look at her boobs!’ I always wear bikinis to the beach, and my bikinis are really not the right size for me, and they quite often fall off. That’s quite a scene, too!”

Morgan understands her effect on people but, thankfully, she uses her superpowers for good.

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“My, madam, what lovely tits you have!”

August 13, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts

In today’s clip, Brandy Talore shows what happens when you fail to show her respect. Yes, you can watch Brandy’s pretty face getting painted with cum and jack while her nice, shaved hole is being drilled hard, but you can’t walk up to her in public and say, “Hey, Brandy, nice rack.” Something doesn’t seem right about this. I mean, if you saw Tiger Woods out in public, you could walk up to him and say, “Tiger, I really admire your swing.” But you can’t go up to Brandy and say, “Nice rack”? Go figure.

Anyway, I’m just wondering: Would you ever walk up to a woman you didn’t know and say to her, “Nice tits” or “Nice rack”? If you have, how did she react? And if you haven’t, how would you expect her to react?

This reminds me of the time I was walking down the Strip in Las Vegas and saw a guy (he was probably 20 or so) grab a girl’s ass as he passed her. He kept walking, she looked over her shoulder, and that was it! I couldn’t believe it. If I did something like that, I’d expect the ass-grabbing police to be on me in a flash. But I wouldn’t do that. Would you?

If a girl walked up to me in public and said, “Nice cock,” I’d probably propose to her on the spot.

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More bounce to the ounce

August 12, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Katarina is a fresh-faced 23-year-old from Prague, a city where we’ve found some really stacked girls over the past 10 years. In a video posting on SCORELAND today, Katarina jogs over to our photographer in a tight top (but not so tight that her boobs don’t fall out of her shirt; please, no sports bras). Then the photographer instructs Katarina to stretch and work out her kinks while he records the event for posterity.

Every man has his own tastes, but I think the girl next door (GND) wearing cameltoe shorts that show lots of booty cheek and tank-tops–the honey who doesn’t use a suitcase full of make-up, and doesn’t copy every TV star’s make-up, clothes, hair and style–is a big favorite with SCORE and Voluptuous guys. I don’t know about you, but I can’t watch these Top Model-type TV shows. They just make those girls look freaky and weird.

Anyway, I still haven’t figured out what it is about the Czech Republic that fills it with big-boobed head-turners. It could be the beer.

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Flight delayed because of big tits.

August 10, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Anyone remember Kyla Ebbert from last year? She was the skimpily dressed 23-year-old hottie who was led off of a Southwest Airlines flight for wearing clothing that was considered too sexy. The story even made international headlines. A Southwest flight attendant asked Kyla to leave her seat while the plane was preparing to leave San Diego. Ebbert, a Hooters waitress and a student, was headed to Tucson, Arizona for a doctor’s appointment. She said Southwest representatives told her, “You’re dressed inappropriately. This is a family airline. You’re too provocative to fly on this plane.” Kyla was allowed back on the plane after adjusting her sweater.

I have to wonder how Southwest would react to SCORE models Lori Pleasure, Crystal Gunns and Cindy Cupps if they tried to a board a Southwest jet? Would they shut the flight down?

Lori dresses for comfort.

Lori Pleasure dresses for comfort even when she's in public.

I'm sorry, girls. You can't take this flight.

Crystal Gunns and Cindy Cupps: "I'm sorry, girls. You can't take this flight."

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Girls ogling other girls’ tits

August 9, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

I love seeing a girl with big tits checking out another girl’s big tits. The more surreptitiously the looker is looking, the better. I don’t mean in some staged photo or video. I mean in a candid, real moment. Photos like that have to be snapped spontaneously. It just happens.

Gunns gives L'Amour the eye.

Gunns gives L'Amour the eye.

Like this photo (left) of Crystal Gunns giving Vixen L’Amour the eye in the SCORE exhibit at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas a few years ago. Or rather, Crystal giving Vixen’s boobs the quick eye. Vixen’s chest couldn’t be more “in your face.” And Crystal’s quick sneak-peek at Vixen’s peek-a-boo nipples is priceless. There’s nothing sexual going on but there might be, subconsciously.

Plenty UpTopp is a'twitter over Elizabeth Starr.

Plenty UpTopp is a'twitter over Elizabeth Starr.

Another split second and that guy’s head at left would have blocked Vixen and Crystal. I know, because I snapped the shot. At adult conventions, the male visitors get so excited, the entire showfloor becomes a mosh pit. I’ve shot a ton of these convention photos for SCORELAND over the years.

It’s funny, but the simple things are more arousing to me. I love to see girls checking out girls in real life. The beach is a great place to spot girls eyeballing other girls’ bodies.

Just as a contrast, here’s Plenty UpTopp’s expression as she checks out the top shelf of Elizabeth Starr at the Exotic Dancer Expo in August 2001. Nice publicity shot, and both of these sex bombs have huge busts, but that candid reality feel is not there. However, I love how Plenty’s very uplifted cleavage nearly forms a shelf for her chin.

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Jogging her mammaries!

August 6, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments

A few weeks ago, Tom, one of our regular letter writers, sent an email for publication in “SCORE Card.” This letter was about a topic very near and dear to me and a lot of other boob-men.

“I know we’ve all seen this before: the big-titted girl who is running down the street late for an appointment. I see it a lot at airports. Unfortunately, that girl is always cognizant of the fact that she’s got a huge rack, and she runs with an arm covering her boobs so they don’t bounce. Ladies, it’s a blessing to have huge tits. Next time you’re running down the street (hopefully wearing something tight), please let your massive sweater melons fly. I like to watch.”

When I saw this video of Brandy Talore running (the perfect girl to ask to run), I knew I had to post it along with Tom’s letter. Like Tom, I love to see big-boobed girls walk, jog and run. I’ve been known to beg our studio for this. Years ago, I even used to hang out at the airport for the chance to see a busty girl jogging to the gate. The best sight is an airport runner wearing big heels or wedges and a tank top. It’s not the same as going to the gym or to an outdoor location to see girls running because most of them are all strapped in by their sports bra, and there’s little boob-bouncing quotient (an actual mathematical formula used by bra developers. Remind me to blog about that one day.).

My only suggestion would be for the videographer to get closer next time and try to record the model’s breathing with an attached microphone.

I can also happily live with an arm-swinging power walker. She doesn’t have to run or jog! But please, leave the bra at home!

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