I love a girl with a stopless body who knows what she has and who likes to dress the part. “I like sexy clothes that show my cleavage,” Venera happily says. “Tight tops, short skirts, and, of course, high heels.” A bodyguard might also be a good accessory. Venera could easily cause major traffic accidents and riots just walking in public. I don’t know where she shops for those wild outfits and bikinis, but she’s a trendsetter for sure. Check out Part 2 of “Meet Venera” at SCORELAND, going live today.
“Meet Venera” is the name of this new SCORELAND special shot in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Over the next three days, Venera will rock the house trying on sexy, tight clothes, lingerie and bikinis and showing off every inch of her super-trim, super-stacked body. Day One starts off with an interview, then there’s a video and a matching pictorial. If you love ’em with an extreme bust-to-waist ratio, you’ll venerate Venera. I know I did. She’s charmer, too, with a sweet personality, and she likes to slap her boobs together!
Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.
Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.
For starters and for the record, I’d just like to say that I’m not labeling anyone as “the next” or an all-time great or an instant superstar. We did that about a year and a half ago with Karla James, and SCORELAND members and SCORE readers immediately lashed out. Their problem should have been with me, comparing a newcomer to perhaps the greatest natural ever, but many of them took it out on Karla, which was definitely unfair. Of course, those same members and readers [SPOILER ALERT!] promptly voted her one of SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals in the September 2011 issue (on-sale today at eBoobStore.com), so go figure.
Anyway, for the record, I am not saying that Venera (who debuted on the Blog last week and debuts at SCORELAND tomorrow on the first day of a three-day “Meet Venera” special) is the next Merilyn Sakova or is as good as Merilyn or as pretty as Merilyn or has as good a body at Merilyn. I have my opinions on these matters, but I’m going to keep them to myself.
All I’m saying is that when it comes to slim ‘n’ stacked naturals, Venera and Merilyn are very similar in that they both have the cock-hardening combination of huge tits with a tiny waist and–this is a matter of fact–that combination to such an extreme proportion has been seen very few times in the history of tits and waists.
Beshine estimates her boobs weigh 20 pounds each. That’s a low estimate. Her boobs measure over 59 inches and her underbust is only 32 inches. Even though she’s slim, she works out a lot to keep her back muscles in top condition. Today on SCORELAND Beshine destroys a collection of tight tops with the greatest of ease. “My tops have to be very stretchy,” says Beshine. “I have to look around a lot for clothes, and I manage to find special things. I can’t wear tops that most girls can wear.” The pictures from July ’11 posted yesterday. Now for the video. Seeing is believing. And even then, it’s still hard to believe. It’s as if a girl in an Otis Sweat painting materialized and stepped out of an issue of SCORE magazine. What a candidate for a new Mega-Boob Olympics.
Life is like a poker game. There are times when you get to hold a really fine pair. And a fine pair is something you know when you see them. What are the odds that a girl with a face, body and a pair like Valory’s would even agree to pose nude in the first place, let alone let a guy rub her soft, velvety tits with oil on camera less than a year later? How many millions to one? It’s a miracle, I tell ya.
Valory holds a fine pair herself and for the first time, she’s letting our official hands-on SCORE representative get a grip while the shutter clicks. Tough job, huh? Something every guy and gal at SCORE fantasizes about trying their hand at, as do thousands of Valory fans around the world. Of course, Valory was shy about getting an oily massage by man-hands on-camera and reluctant to try it. She’s a newcomer. Remember, this is a girl who lives with her mother and brother and helps make dinner every night after work. But Valory checked out the action herself at SCORELAND and decided to give it a try. Yes! Thank you, Valory.
Naturally, for a scene like this, it had to be lensed Point-Of-View so anyone who plays it can put themselves into the picture. Trust me, you’ll love this.
Slide into SCORELAND today and give the little lady a big hand. Valory’s a slippery one. Hold on!
This is Anna Beck, second runner-up for Voluptuous Plumper of the Year, which tells you all you need to know about how stacked the competition was. She has G-cup tits and she’s from the Czech Republic. Her photo set from the June ’11 Voluptuous goes live today on SCORELAND. But I’m just clouding your brain with this information. Back to the photo.
In a world full of uncertainties and untruths, there is one thing we should all be able to depend on. There is one thing that should be a constant, no matter how unstable other things are. And that one thing is BIG TITS. You should be able to look at a pair of big tits and believe in their size, weight and J.F. (Jiggle factor.) While Shakira might tell you that Hip Don’t Lie, here at SCORELAND, we like to believe that Tits Don’t Lie. That’s why when we came across an ad for Victoria Secret’s new “Miraculous Push Up” bra, we were intrigued. (Hey, it’s not every day that someone advertises miracles AND titties!)
You can imagine how pissed we were when we read their promise that stated,
“Hello, Bombshell!” Instantly adds two cup sizes. Can be worn as a halter or crossback. In smooth & lace. Sizes 32AA-38DD.
Say what?
While we can sympathize with flat-chested women who might have to resort to this kind of subterfuge, there is no excuse for women with tits to participate in this kind of sham!
Bella Blaze is a DD-cup.
Lorna Morgan is an F-cup.
Imagine if you see a woman walking down the street, jiggling all over the place, with a rack that looks to be about an F-cup. You ask her out. She accepts. You take her to a nice dinner. You take her out for some drinks. You take her out to a movie. Now you have invested time and money in this F-cup dream. Finally, the time comes for you to get in where you fit in and jump on the hanky-panky train. You cop a feel and…wait a second! It feels like you are squeezing a couch pillow, all padding. But you press forward bravely into the great tit unknown. Then she takes off her Miraculous (Read: LIE) Bra and, hey, what the fuck? Where did all that F-cup go? It’s gone. And instead, you are left holding on to a D-cup, maybe a DD-cup. Sure, it’s not THAT bad, but it ain’t the F-cup you were promised. It’s a lie.
Maybe I am being harsh because I am a woman with larger chesticles, but to me, these miracle bras are like driving off the lot in what you thought was a Mercedes only to find out you bought a Lexus. Sure, it’s still a luxury car, but it’s NOT THE SAME.
It boils down to the idea that women shouldn’t create lies about their tits. The two-cup sizes lie is the worst thing ever created. That’s like a two-inch lie from a guy. Trust me when I say that when it comes down to it, two-inches makes a big difference! lol
What say you, tit men? Have you encountered these deceptive undergarments? Are you pissed about it? Do you accept it? Does it matter? Chime in.
During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.
In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.
The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons
This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming, tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.
Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.
The XLGirls.com video now playing, “Diane Poppos Returns,” is actually Diane’s very first T&A video shot here, besides her two interview vids, and not counting the Diane Poppos Collection of home videos shot by her horndog ex-husband. She talked about making this video in her interview on Wednesday. I thought the clothing she wore was the sexiest looking outfit she’s ever worn. That button-down and the micro-skirt? Wow!
Diane shows off her massive hooters for the first time in years, shakes and hangs ’em, gets totally naked and fingers her pussy in this 20-minute breastival. Most of us at TSG never thought we’d hear from Diane again. She’d been retired from modeling and enjoying life back at home. It was a surprise to hear from her after so long and an even bigger surprise to be asked if we were interested in having her back. And her front. I’m glad it all worked out.
People are always asking us what the “chances” are of a popular but inactive big-bust star coming back to model. How can a question like that be answered? It can’t. There’s always a “chance” so there can never be a definite answer that closes the book. I didn’t think that Carol Brown would come back.
Who would I like to see come back as Diane did? Lemme see…Susie Wilden, Via Paxton, Kellie Garnett, Inesse, Heather Michaels, Carrie Lynn and Sammie Black, for starters. The odds? Not good. Then again, Poppos is back, out of the clear, blue Texas sky. So you gotta stay positive. Diane has renewed my faith. She has cleansed me of negativity and doubt. It’s like Christmas in May.
A big birthday shout-out to Mandy Pearl of England. The only girl in the world to play topless tennis with Karina Hart.
