Categories for Tits in Tight Tops

And the answer is…

April 26, 2011 by Dave

The great Diane Poppos has emerged from retirement and is ready to show her tits–and lots more–to you.

Diane Poppos, bustier than ever, coming to SCORELAND and XLGirls.com for an exclusive interview with me and Elliot on Wednesday, May 4. And, yes, of course, we politely asked her to take her tits out. And, of course, Diane complied. She’s very nice in that way.

You know how they say women get sexier as they mature? Diane is definitely more voluptuous than when we last saw her, and she’s a lot sexier, too.

Now pop those buttons, Diane!

A weekend of titznotizing boobage

April 23, 2011 by Elliot James
Renee on Saturday.

Renee on Saturday.

Terri Jane on Sunday.

Terri Jane on Sunday.

Are you a boob junkie? Need a breast fix? Feed your need this weekend with two SCORELAND Girls who have more than enough to satisfy that craving.

There are very few people, if any, who you’d want to run into in a dark alley. But you might change your mind if you knew that bodaciously built Renee Ross would be there, decked out like a bad girl out for big trouble. You have nothing to lose but your load.

That’s today. Then tomorrow, going from big city titty to tropical tatas, you will next encounter Terri Jane, her bombshell body spilling out of a pink lingerie monokini, as skimpy as it gets. Holy hooters, boob-man! This is a double header of huge hemispheres. Terri’s birthday is May 1. A bigger event in British history than that royal wedding, for sure.

It’s FOX Season…And The Hunt Is ON!

April 19, 2011 by Maria
Full Figured Foxes stars Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory, Raquel Grant, Lisa Canon, Devin Taylor, Shar Nitzapanus, Charlie Cooper, Diana, Jaden Suede, Brandie Moore and Madison Lee. A powerhouse of pleasure if you ask me.

Full Figured Foxes stars Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory, Raquel Grant, Lisa Canon, Devin Taylor, Shar Nitzapanus, Charlie Cooper, Diana, Jaden Suede, Brandie Moore and Madison Lee. A powerhouse of pleasure if you ask me.

I will openly admit that when I first saw Dors Feline, I kind of sorta fell in love with her. Maybe it was her pale, British skin, kinky accent and her sexy face; whatever it was, this UK hottie has made me one smitten kitten. (Okay, fine…it was her multiple tattoos and her ginormous boobies! I know tattoos are not for everyone, but I say it loud and proud…me likey the inked ladies!) I think Dors is one of those women who wear her curves just right and even when I see her in clothes, I have to stare at her. You just kinda want to watch her body move, you know what I mean? The way her boobies jiggle and her ass undulates when she moves makes for quite the show.

That said, I was wayyyy amped when I saw the cover art for Full Figured Foxes. Helllllooo Dors! If I were her, I would wear this kind of ensemble everywhere. Just like that. The flick also stars many a curvy cutie like newbie and fan fave Elaina Gregory as well as one of my personal favorites,  Devin Taylor.

If you like women with meat on their bones and plenty of sweater dumpling action going on, this movie is for you. And did I mention that there are 11 hotties in this movie? That’s a lot of Boob for your Buck. Personally, being a curvy woman myself, I kinda like watching curvy women play with their tits and make themselves cum. I have a deep fondness for solo movies. 🙂

What say you, tit lovers? It’s FOX season…let the hunt begin!

xoxo,

Maria

So prim. So proper. So deceptive.

April 16, 2011 by Elliot James
Tea will served promptly at 4pm, you filthy beasts.

"Tea will be served promptly at four o'clock, you filthy beasts."

Appearances are deceiving. Take Michelle Bond here. When SCORE needed a proper, genteel, cultured dean to run its Big-Boob Finishing School in Portugal, someone British came to mind. Someone named Michelle Bond. Michelle’s 70-image pictorial from May ’11 Voluptuous posts today on SCORELAND, and the brunette from Liverpool looks the epitome of prim, proper and stylishly sophisticated. Very English. A very popular look ‘cross the pond with horny dudes who like to see girls dressed the way Michelle is dressed in this pictorial.

Well, maybe not the epitome. That blouse is a little too sheer, a little too tight and a little too low for 34H tits.

Michelle’s really not prim. Nah. She used to work summers during the mid-2000s as a showgirl at the gigantic club Privilege in Ibiza, the Euro-trash party island off the coast of Spain.

“It was the world’s biggest nightclub, and we did different shows, and my part every Monday night was to get dragged onstage, handcuffed and naked, by a dwarf,” Michelle said. “It was wild, but it was fun, and the crowd always got a big kick out of it. In part of the show, I’d be wearing underwear, but in the part with the dwarf, I was naked, and I had a collar and chain around my neck and he’d drag me on up, and I’d be wearing nothing but handcuffs, and he’d drag me around onstage.”

Prim? Proper? We take it back.

Some dwarfs have all the luck.

Terry Nova’s “Shy Nipples”

April 10, 2011 by Maria

I love girls with inverted nipples. (Or girls with, “shy nipples,” as my friend Jenna Valentine likes to call them.) There is something about them that makes me want to suck them right out into hardness. It’s something about the peekaboo way they are shy that makes me wild. Jenna Valentine has a nice pair of shy nipples, but Terry Nova‘s are tops on my list. First of all, Terry Nova is a shy girl. Her demeanor is very quiet and she reminds me of that nerdy girl in high school…that girl from “band camp” who is really a freak in the sheets. In this set of Terry, which happens to be my favorite and is featured in SCORE September 2010, she is perfect.  Her outfit, with those shorts that are more straps than shorts, are perfect. And here by the sea in Eleuthera, in these two pictures, we see her shy nature and her shy nipples and it’s absolutely perfect. Did I mention that everything in this pictorial is perfect?!

Shy nipples…yum.

xoxo,

Maria

The incredibly amazing bra show

April 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Beshine's bras: A miracle of textile stress engineering.

Beshine's bras: A miracle of textile stress engineering.

On this day, Beshine will put on and take off several bras, an event that all bra manufacturers and their researchers should be studying. It’s quite a demonstration in fabric engineering and stress design. The photos are from the May ’11 SCORE, Beshine’s debut. Beshine’s tits measure 59 inches while her underbust is 32 inches. Bras fall to pieces under the stress.

“A short time ago, I found a shop online that has really stretchy sports bras, and amazingly, they fit!” Beshine told SCORE. “It’s the first time I found a bra that fit the first time I wore it. I tried it and said, ‘Wow, it fits!’ I have many sports bras because I go through them very fast. I wear them out or they break.”

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you’ll get to see the SCORE Theater video of this experiment in bra stretching to the outer limits of fabric fatigue.

There’s no group of girls at SCORELAND that generates more controversy and reaction than the super-sized girls. Myself, I’m into both the Otis Sweat girls come to life, like Beshine, and the super-naturals like Terry Nova, if they’re attractive all over, too. Beshine has a really nice body and face. Do I want to see more of her in the future? Absolutely.

SCORELAND’s Newest recruit! Cummin’ soon!

March 27, 2011 by Maria
Leanne is pointing at her tits because she knows you're lookin' at 'em.

Leanne is pointing at her tits because she knows you're lookin' at 'em.

I love it when we get a batch of new models in our studio and on location. You know…lovely ladies like Terri Jane and Dors Feline and Valory Irene. It’s like Christmas! New boobs! New faces! (Notice that I mentioned boobs before faces because that is the order that I see them in. 🙂 ) So, you know I was excited when I heard that this lovely lady was donning the SCORELAND Uniform…the coveted SCORELAND Tank Top! Oh, yes, the brunette stunner Leanne Crow is coming soon. And her incredibly curvy and hot bod will have you cumming soon, too! What do you think, gentlemen? She fills that SCORELAND tee out nicely, huh? I say YES and YUM!

xoxo Maria

Morgan Leigh! SCOREtv!

March 20, 2011 by Elliot James

Morgan Leigh. SCOREtv. Feel the glee.

Morgan Leigh. SCOREtv. Feel the glee.

The last time SCOREtv did a Tits In Tight Tops segment, Summer Sinn did the honors in the Holiday Edition. Today in a special Tits In Tight Tops SCOREtv scene, the world’s greatest varie-titty show, none other than boobmen’s favorite Morgan Leigh shares her tips in the science of selecting and wearing tight titty tops. Tips is the word as co-host Morgan has nipples that could give you black eyes. Fortunately, Morgan uses her hooters for good, not evil. Log-into SCORELAND and enjoy Morgan’s topshelf decoration.

A big birthday shout to Crystal Gunns who celebrates her B-Day today. All best to Crystal, former “Gunns Show” columnist of SCORE magazine, missed by many lifelong SCORE Men. They continue to write in about her, especially those guys she’s met over the years in person during her time dancing and flinging off her costumes on many stages across America. Enjoy your day, Crystal!

Crystal at Bazookas, Kansas City. October '08 SCORE.

Crystal at Bazookas, Kansas City. October '08 SCORE.

Is this Blog post an example of me thinking out loud or a teaser?

March 16, 2011 by Dave
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Is Angela White ready to take the plunge?

Last June, commenting on a posting in the SCORELAND Blog, Angela White wrote, “It’s fine for the guys to want to see hardcore with all their fav models 24/7. I just think they should tone down the pressure! If a model does hardcore only because she feels pressured by fans it’s likely to be a boring scene at best or a depressing scene at worst. So I just think we should appreciate what the models are willing to do, and be ecstatic when/if a model chooses to do hardcore on her own accord. Woman’s body, woman’s choice.”

Back in the January 2008 issue of SCORE, I wrote about a conversation I had with Angela in Eleuthera, the Bahamas during the filming of Big-Boob Paradise.

“You know, Angela,” I said to her one day. “Of all the models I’ve met since I became SCORE editor, you’re the one who I was most certain would one day do boy-girl.”

“I know,” she said. “There are a bunch of times when I thought I was going to do it. I think I will one day. I’m just waiting for the right time.”

Angela White. SCORE Girl since 2003. Has the right time arrived?