SCORELAND kicks off a new section on Friday called BTS (“Behind The Scenes”). All of the videos will be from the various locations we travel to, such as the Caribbean and Europe, all shot with cam-phones by our roving vlogger. The first 10 ten videos this week will feature Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Lana Ivans from the lush Dominican Republic. It’s all spontaneous, candid fun with the buxom bunnies you love in off-the-cuff situations. Some will be chats, some sneak peeps, some fun and games. We’ll catch ’em with their bras off and sometimes with their pants off, too. BTS can be found in the Galleries section of SCORELANDstarting this weekend.
I love British babes. I like everything from their milky skin to their delightful accents. Oh, and their tits. I really like their tits. These two British hotties, Dors Feline and Terri Jane are part of what I am calling the British invasion of SCORELAND and instead of yelling, “The British are coming!” we are all yelling, “The British are making me CUM!” (I mean, look at those TITS! It makes you wonder WTF they are putting in the water across The Pond.)
I found this photo while perusing all of the new content we scored of these hotties on location in St. Martin, recently. Something about this shot spoke to me. While we don’t see T&A in this particular photo, I like to think it displays T&A to come. I look at Dors’ huge knockers and Terri’s equally huge knockers and I sigh contentedly. This photo proves that the future is full of all the right kinds of bumps and curves and to that, I can say, “ME LIKEY. ME LIKEY A LOT.”
If only all women were built like these Brits. The world would be a better place. Get excited, guys! There is nothing like a layout of two beautiful busties side-by-side.
Now at SCORELAND. The studio traveled to the Caribbean specifically to photograph Terri Jane and several other superbusty hotties. It may be butt-freezing weather right now in the United Kingdom but the awe-inspiring Terri Jane of England and her bosom buddies were nice and warm. So warm that Terri had to doff her skimpy mono-kini.
Who watches out for ya, Boob Brothers?
Log in today and make it a Terri Jane weekend. And Dors Feline too!
In part two of our chit-tit-chat with sexy Arianna Sinn, the sultry sizzler reveals some of her personal plans for the near future back home. Congratulations, Arianna! (No, she’s not getting married, thank hooter heaven.) In that dress, Arianna reminded me a little of Marilyn Monroe from the subway grating scene from The Seven Year Itch. If Monroe was an amazingly busty brunette Romanian beauty in a red, not white, dress, that is. Too bad Arianna wasn’t standing over a subway grating so her dress would parachute when a train rolled by. Mult’umesc foarte mult, Arianna.
Today, Arianna’s bosom buddy Lana Ivans wears the kind of clothing that more girls should wear. We love a girl who loves her bod. Imagine the chaos Lana would cause walking past a construction site in a crowded urban area if she dressed like this. How about an anti-government rally in Cairo? No way. This 85 image pictorial is from the April ’11 SCORE, now showing on SCORELAND. That Lana Ivans, she’s the kind of incredibly sexy girl some fathers would want to put in a convent. Fortunately for all of us, that hasn’t happened. Thank your lucky stars, Boob Brothers.
Cherry Brady. That lusty, busty, redhaired voluptuous vixen who sports a bra tag that reads 36G (sometimes 38G). An intelligent, active woman who loves and worships everything about tits. Who does not believe in breast reduction. Who truly comprehends the specialized mind of the tit-man. Because Cherry is a tit-woman who walks the walk and talks the talk, and we’re damn lucky she likes to share her toys.
In “Mirror, Mirror On The Wall” starting today only at XLGirls.com, Cherry models the hottest bikinis, tops and other titty-tighties, then plays with her famous heavy hangers and her cherry-fine pussy in front of a three-sided, full-length mirror. See a different side of Cherry. Like three sides of Cherry in this fresh, hot and horny vid. So who needs television?
A new photo set set of Kristina Milan from the March ’11 Voluptuous goes live today at SCORELAND. Now, I love Kristina’s milky jugs, and I definitely get off on the way she rests her tits on guys’ thighs while giving blow jobs, but you know what? I’m not sure I ever need to see another photo of Kristina naked because the sight of her in tight tops does it for me. So here are two photos of Kristina. The one in the white top, in which her cleavage seems to go on for hours (I dare you to look her in the eyes), is from today’s posting. The one on the right, in which she absolutely destroys a black bodysuit, is from an upcoming Voluptuous pictorial. The appropriate response to both photos is, “Holy shit!”
Mandy was originally a beautician before she became a model.
Over in Great Britain, Mandy Pearl (one of the reasons Great Britain is great) is part of the cast of a new dating show on the ITV channel called Take Me Out. The once-prolific dating shows in the USA like Blind Date and The Fifth Wheel have tanked, but we’re glad to see they’re still going strong in the UK. In this tribute to male humiliation, a single guy looking for a date tries his luck on a bunch of hot chicks, including Mandy. They signal their disinterest by switching off a light at their podiums. That gives the host (Sir Paddy McGuinness) the chance to say his trademarked phrase, “No likey, no lighty.” The rejected boob eventually takes his pick of the girls who haven’t switched off their lights. Sounds like fun if you enjoy seeing your fellow man cut to size. Definitely not as much fun as watching Mandy in Hooter Hotel and her vids and pix at SCORELAND, but we’re glad TV producers recognize talent.
A friend of Mandy’s who is a SCORE reader encouraged her to send in her snaps to BeASCOREModel.com. Good man! Send us your big-boobed friends too. They’ll be well-cared for and go home with loaded purses.
Nurses. Where would we be without them? Nowhere, my friends. Nowhere. Here is the ultimate answer to America’s health care crisis. She’s right here only at SCORELAND tomorrow, and her name is Nurse Kelly Christiansen. When a nurse fills out her uniform the way Kelly can, there is no medical problem that can’t be solved. She is a busty angel of mercy. The schmuck shown here desperately needs a brain transplant. While that is beyond even Nurse Kelly’s immense capabilities, she can reduce the swelling.
There have been many warm-hearted, stacked nurses at SCORE’s Hooter Hospital over the years, their overflowing bras bringing joy and happiness to all they bump into. Caring, nuturing nurses who will not stand by filing their nails apathetically while men suffer the heartbreak of blue balls. Sperm sample extraction is Miss Christiansen’s specialty and this blonde head nurse has the advanced titty therapy techniques to do it. Society is all the better for her skills. Relief is only a click away. Thank you, Nurse Kelly. May we have another?
In Part 4 of our chit and chat with Sophie Mae (who just celebrated her birthday yesterday), we come to what everyone, especially Stefan, has been waiting for, and I don’t have to tell you what that is. Belly dancing teacher Sophie also demonstrates her wonderful belly and hip control. I wanted to reach out and stick a few bills in Sophie’s shorts while downing shots of ouzo. Her waist-to-hips ratio really adds up to the right numbers. I’d love to see Sophie play with one of those Shake Weight dumbbells. Play on! Thanks, Sophie!
