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Notice to Cheyenne’s friends and family: If you see this photo, take a deep breath. Calm down. Everything is going to be okay.

January 26, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

The people who know Cheyenne would be shocked to see this photo of her. Guess they really don’t know her, do they?

Cheyenne Duvallon, a MILF from Switzerland who has big tits and a voracious sexual appetite, said, “My colleagues and family are sure that I am a serious and strict girl who wants a serious career, but I am not like that.”

Nope. Today at SCORELAND, she sucks and fucks for all the world to see. At 40SomethingMag.com, you can see her getting ass-fucked and spreading her ass wide so a young dude can shoot his load into her butthole.

I guess that’s serious stuff.

Here’s more serious stuff. According to Dr. Cassann Blake, “Wearing a bra doesn’t affect the risk of breast sagging.” I saw the same info on a Columbia University website.

If this is true, women can go braless whenever they wish as long as they don’t mind their tits bouncing and their nipples poking through their tops.

I love bras, but I’m also okay with that.

 

I’ll take Aly Guzman and a side of boobs

December 7, 2023 by Elliot James 2 Comments

This is a girl with a super-natural body. Girls like her are in low supply and high demand. My focus went right to this side-boob photo.

“I would prefer to not wear a bra, but my breasts are so big, maybe it’s better that I wear one,” Aly Guzman said. It’s good that she wears a bra so she can take it off.

I didn’t think she would do a video with a guy. I’m happy to be wrong. I’d like to see her do a scene with another big favorite of mine, but I won’t write who so no one thinks I’m sending a coded message about a future shoot.

This new photo set and video posts today. What you might not know unless you read it at SCORELAND is that Aly also owns a pharmacy besides being a super-model.

Once you’ve seen Alexya, she lives in your head forever

December 3, 2023 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Alexya‘s fan base at SCORELAND have called her F-cups the best they’ve ever seen. This is her latest scene.

Our attempts at video interviews usually veer off the road because Alexya usually busts out laughing.

When we ask a question, Alexya is silent for a second and then slowly smiles. We can see the giggles coming. She tries to hold it in and then she starts laughing.

There’s nothing like a pretty woman with big breasts laughing.

“I don’t think of modeling as work,” Alexya said.

Sandra follows her star

September 7, 2023 by Elliot James

Big-boob royalty Sandra Star earned a university degree in business administration, but she found her calling in what she’s doing in today’s scene. Sandra has her royal throne room and her royal scepter fit for a queen.

“Men usually ask me questions about my boobs. About their size, their weight and the effect they have on people,” Sandra said. “They fascinate the guys I meet. I can see in their eyes that they want to touch and kiss them.”

Sandra spreads joy wherever she goes.

Big-titted MILF alert!

August 26, 2023 by Dave

Two lucky dudes community service McKenzie Lee.

McKenzie Lee is a 44-year-old MILF from England who barely weighs 100 pounds, and a lot of that is in her tits. She’s super-slim, super-stacked. In McKenzie’s scene this week at 40SomethingMag.com, she’s enjoying a quiet afternoon at home, sitting on her couch and reading, when she hears a knock on the door. She’d rather not be bothered, but when she opens the door, she sees two men standing there and invites them in.

“We’re here to do some community service,” one of them says, “and we were wondering if you needed our assistance.”

Community service, eh? I’ve heard that before. If these guys want to go door-to-door in search of big-boobed babes to fuck, why don’t they do something more productive, like become plumbers or cable TV installers?

Meanwhile, over at SCORELAND, 19-year-old Crystal Chase is back and looking smashing, and I think her bush is bushier than before.

Enjoy your weekend.

Crystal Chase

 

 

A short musing on why some girls do porn

June 30, 2023 by Dave

If a girl’s gonna get ass-fucked, she might as well get ass-fucked by the best.

Sometimes I wonder what a girl is really up to when she decides to fuck at SCORELAND. I thought about that today while I was looking at the new photos and videos of Jennifer Mendez. Watching her getting ass-fucked by Tom Holland, I wondered, “Is this girl doing this because she feels the best way to have enjoyable anal is to do it with a porn stud?” I mean, let’s face it: A lot of guys want to fuck girls in the ass but not all of them know how to do it. Or they’ll get in and within a few strokes, they’re shooting their loads. But a girl like Jennifer knows, “Not only will Tom know how to do it but he’ll also fuck my ass good and hard in a whole bunch of positions without blowing his load.”

Along the same thinking, I’m pretty sure one of Shelby Gibson’s main reasons for going all the way was she wanted to suck and fuck JMac. By this way of thinking, if she had called up JMac and said, “Meet me here, we’ll fuck,” that would be cheating. But by doing it on-camera with her husband watching, she can…have her cock and eat it?

Same thing with Sheridan Love, who I’m pretty sure fell in love with JMac’s dick.

I’m also pretty sure that a whole bunch of girls who have passed through our studio came to us for the easy access to porn stud cock. I mean, some girls do it for the thrill. Others do it for the money. And others do it because…well, if you had a chance to shoot hoops with LeBron James, you’d grab it, right? Same thing. Kinda.

 

I support Bimbo Kaya’s right to call herself a bimbo

June 24, 2022 by Dave

“Are you calling me a bimbo? Well, that is my name.”

I was always told it isn’t nice to call a girl a bimbo. No less a source than the Oxford dictionary says the word is derogatory and defines it as “an attractive but unintelligent or frivolous young woman.”

But what do you do if the girl herself calls herself a bimbo, like in the case of Jessy Bunny, who’s very proud of her bimbofication, and Bimbo Kaya, a busty natural who makes her debut at SCORELAND today by sucking and fucking?

I believe people have the right to call themselves whatever they want, and if Bimbo wants to be Bimbo, fine by me. I mean, if I wanted to call myself Perv Rosenbaum, I could, right?

So, speaking as Perv Rosenbaum, I heartily endorse Bimbo Kaya’s right to call herself a bimbo, show off her big tits and hairy pussy for all the world to see and fuck on-camera. And by the way, Bimbo is not unintelligent nor is she frivolous. She has a lot of value…for us to jack off to.

It really happened and we have the photos (and the videos)!

April 11, 2022 by Dave

I never thought we’d see the day that Joana went all the way.

It was no April Fools Day joke. I told you it wasn’t. Besides, I hate April Fools Day.

Which means the only question was whether the big event would happen…whether the unnamed big-boobed girl would break her hardcore cherry after a very long wait.

Well, I am happy to say it happened and we have the pictures and the videos!

Yes, after 18 years, the great Joana Bliss, two-time Voluptuous Model of the Year, went all the way, sucking cock and fucking and all that good stuff. And you’re going to see it soon.

How soon? I don’t know. Hey, the photos and videos just arrived in the office today after a long journey from Prague, Czech Republic. Very long.

 

If machines were meant to have cocks, they’d have cocks

October 9, 2021 by Dave

Brooklyn tests the limits of technology.

It’s been said that one day, machines will be able to do everything humans can do, and that saying has become more and more true since it was first said in, I’m guessing, 1920. I hope it’s not true, but today’s Brooklyn Springvalley scene at SCORELAND has me a little concerned. She’s fucking and giving a blow job to a toy attached to a machine. I like the scene. Many of the camera angles, such as this one, are great. But if a woman can use a machine to enjoy the act of giving a blow job, what’s next? A machine with a tongue that can eat her pussy? Heaven forbid!