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Beti Phellasio in September ’13 XLGirls. Grab it!

July 29, 2013 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Now on sale: September '13 XL Girls magazine.

Mag readers are getting their first look at Beti Phellasio, a new British babe who comes prepared to blow you away with her girl-next-door face and 38G hooters in the September ’13 XL Girls (SP253), now on sale at your favorite rack or directly through the SCORE Store.

Beti lists deep-throating as one of her talents.  “I’m an exhibitionist,” she said. “I eat up attention. I love attention. I dress to show off my body.” I’m telling you, Beti has big things ahead of her.

Also starring in this issue packed with superstars and popular names:

Angel DeLuca in XXX hardcore.

Anorei Collins in XXX hardcore.

Charlotte from Germany.

Krissy Dawson from the Czech Republic.

Marilyn Mayson pictorial and interview.

Marilyn White.

Molly Howard.

Sofia Rose.

XL Legends: a special about the stars of our earliest editions.

Get your copy today.

The flip side.



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Busty bar babes baring boobs

July 8, 2013 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Micky: she can easily pop your cork.

Such bar room phrases as “bottoms up,” “bouncers,” “pop top,” “loaded,” and “shaken not stirred” have a different meaning when our busty friends come by to bare at the bar.

Micky Bells, for example, is back in a fresh pictorial and video right now at

Micky appears ready to pop that cork and celebrate. Every time I see Micky, it’s a reason to celebrate.

The size and shape of Micky’s breasts still makes me hear bells ringing in my head every time I see her.

Everything else about Micky is supernatural too. Check out those legs.

It was a great day when Miss Bells decided to wear the air for our cameras.

This got me thinking about other top-heavy tavern teasers. Here’s a few fine shot girls to toss one back to and get boob drunk over.

Everybody knows her name: Karina Hart.

Jessica Taylor bared at the bar.

Sports bar-buster Angel Gee.



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Two hands are not enough for Sofia Rose

June 27, 2013 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Give Sofia Rose a hand. In fact, make it two.

These two hands can’t handle all of Sofia Rose’s boob acreage. I think maybe some pro basketball players might have palms big enough to do the trick. If not, then the Jolly Green Giant. He would have even more of a reason to be jolly to get his mitts on that rack. Finding bras to holster Sofia’s 52- inch, 38JJ boobs is not easy.

“I met a custom fitter in Iowa about 15 years ago and she fitted and sized me,” Sofia said. “But now I can buy whatever I can find that fits me off the rack, usually the wrong size, but if I can get it to fit or achieve the look I’m looking for, then I buy it.”

Sofia Rose is back today at in “Tits In Your Face.” This photo is from the scene. After completely engulfing her partner’s face with her beautifully shaped mounds of boob flesh, Sofia heads south for some mouth music and then more magical mammary mayhem directed at his man-meat. Lucky dude. He survived, exhausted.

We’ve also scheduled a revealing interview with beautiful Sofia in a separate posting on Friday. We’ve been chasing Miss Rose since 2006, and 2013 turned out to be the magic number.

“Nobody comes close to being as hot as Sofia Rose. I came back to XLGirls as soon as I saw she was added to the mix. Just insanely hot,” commented Domal when her first set was published.

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Nikki Smith in “Love Your Pie”

May 23, 2013 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Dinner is served.

Now at the very hot and randy Nikki Smith in a freshly baked scene loaded with horny goodness.

Who would not love Nikki Smith’s pie? It looks so nutritious.  So tasty and tempting.

Nikki is all-dolled up in her Suzie Homemaker outfit. Not for long, though.

What is best in life? To have a stacked babe like Nikki Smith at home baking her heart out and providing nutritious food to keep up your strength in the sack. Not too much to ask, in my opinion.

She’s eager to please and she knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Nikki also knows that the way to a man’s cock is through his fly. It must run in the family or something. (Her mom Barbi Banks posed for 40Something mag!)

Behold this cuming attraction clip.


And happy birthday to Isis Haze (May 23).

It's the birthday of Wisconsin dancer Isis Haze.


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More busty office hotties of all shapes and sizes

April 26, 2013 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Maggie looks forward to the heavy work load you can lay on her.

Maggie Green is the official office hottie in the “Hardcore Special” this weekend at SCORELAND.

Maggie could have been heating up any office, any corporate workplace, anywhere in the USA.

Fortunately, the business world’s loss is your gain.

Let’s face it, in a perfect world, you’d be interfacing with an office full of big-titted hotties during business hours and beyond. But this isn’t a perfect world.

Productivity would actually skyrocket, according to my research. However, no one believes my findings.

Here are more office hotties to heat up your retinas. They don’t give out pink slips. They give out pink slits.

No one multi-tasks like Lisa Canon.

Persia should be swinging any second.

Maserati ignores the rules about short skirts.

Desiree is excellent at dictation.

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You’ll never guess who’s rated No. 1 today in the model directory

April 24, 2013 by Dave 29 Comments

Lenka in her famous wheat field pictorial. A true field of dreams.

I guess I just gave it away, didn’t I? But I have to ask, “How did that happen?” How in the world did so many members, all at once, decide, “Hey, I’m going to jack to a girl who hasn’t modeled since 2002, hasn’t appeared in any magazines since 2004 and shot only photos, no videos?” Especially since, although a great model, Lenka is relatively obscure. But it was Elliot James who wrote, “Destined for legendary status after just a few pictorials, this Czech Republic-based Gypsy girl has churned the nut butter of thousands of members since her debut last winter.” And he was right.

I was a big fan of Lenka. She was the covergirl of the February 2002 issue of Voluptuous. That was the issue with the memorable pictorial in which she posed outdoors on a park bench, wearing a halter top that she absolutely poured out of. She was an amateur, but she loved the camera and the camera loved her.

We practically begged Lenka to model some more, maybe shoot some videos, but her modeling career turned out to be brief. If I remember correctly, her parents or grandparents found out about her little adventure in nude modeling, and they weren’t too happy about it. Being a good girl who wanted to make her parents (or whomever) happy, Lenka stopped modeling.

Gone but obviously not forgotten. Go figure…


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Sarah Rae, hands-free double sucking and who does this girl remind you of?

April 18, 2013 by Dave 17 Comments

All hands are on dicks when Sarah Rae's hands are on her tits!

This is Sarah Rae Week at Yesterday, my video interview with the lovely, JJ-cup talented Sarah was posted. Near the end, Sarah Rae tries to self-suck both her tits at the same time, hands-free. She said she’d never been able to do it before, and she really gives it the old college try. Today, a new solo set has gone up, and on Friday, the matching video.

Anyway, I’d like to say two things about this photo of Sarah:

1. Just think about what she’s doing here: She has both hands over her tits, and still her tit-flesh overflows them by a lot. Just for comparison purposes, put your hands over your chest. Imagine that those hands were tits. Big, right? But Sarah Rae’s tits are even bigger–much bigger–than that. Double-J cups. Enormous!

2. Mary Waters.

Enjoy Sarah Rae Week at


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Meet Beti Phellasio. She’ll stick to you

April 5, 2013 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Beti Phellasio is now at

Meet Beti Phellasio, a babelicious babe with 38G-cups, now oiling up her tits and sucking and fucking at A knock-out newcomer. I knows ’em when I sees ’em.

Born and raised in London, the brunette stunner with a girl-next-door look is an artist and only recently started hot modeling. I sure was happy to have her aboard.

Beti watches hockey, goes to clubs and concerts and likes to dance. I’d like to see a video of her dancing and shaking those massive ya-yas!

She listed “deep-throating” as one of her talents, and she proved it in her first scene. It’s a bed-buster, wet, steamy, sticky and sweaty. There’s a solo pictorial, too.

Beti has wide areolae and pointy, dark nips. Dave blogged a couple of days ago about creamy-skinned girls with visible veins, such as Renee Ross and Nicole Peters. Beti has them, too.

Among those who had enough strength left in their arms to issue a statement in the comments section was Josh98qw8, who wrote, “Yes!! She will be a smash hit! Pretty pretty face. Giant tits.”


Beti debuts in the September ’13 XL Girls magazine (SP 253), on-sale July 23rd.

Black eye, anyone?


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