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Micky: she can easily pop your cork.
Such bar room phrases as “bottoms up,” “bouncers,” “pop top,” “loaded,” and “shaken not stirred” have a different meaning when our busty friends come by to bare at the bar.
Micky Bells, for example, is back in a fresh pictorial and video right now at XLGirls.com.
Micky appears ready to pop that cork and celebrate. Every time I see Micky, it’s a reason to celebrate.
The size and shape of Micky’s breasts still makes me hear bells ringing in my head every time I see her.
Everything else about Micky is supernatural too. Check out those legs.
It was a great day when Miss Bells decided to wear the air for our cameras.
This got me thinking about other top-heavy tavern teasers. Here’s a few fine shot girls to toss one back to and get boob drunk over.
Everybody knows her name: Karina Hart.
Jessica Taylor bared at the bar.
Sports bar-buster Angel Gee.
Give Sofia Rose a hand. In fact, make it two.
These two hands can’t handle all of Sofia Rose’s boob acreage. I think maybe some pro basketball players might have palms big enough to do the trick. If not, then the Jolly Green Giant. He would have even more of a reason to be jolly to get his mitts on that rack. Finding bras to holster Sofia’s 52- inch, 38JJ boobs is not easy.
“I met a custom fitter in Iowa about 15 years ago and she fitted and sized me,” Sofia said. “But now I can buy whatever I can find that fits me off the rack, usually the wrong size, but if I can get it to fit or achieve the look I’m looking for, then I buy it.”
Sofia Rose is back today at XLGirls.com in “Tits In Your Face.” This photo is from the scene. After completely engulfing her partner’s face with her beautifully shaped mounds of boob flesh, Sofia heads south for some mouth music and then more magical mammary mayhem directed at his man-meat. Lucky dude. He survived, exhausted.
We’ve also scheduled a revealing interview with beautiful Sofia in a separate posting on Friday. We’ve been chasing Miss Rose since 2006, and 2013 turned out to be the magic number.
“Nobody comes close to being as hot as Sofia Rose. I came back to XLGirls as soon as I saw she was added to the mix. Just insanely hot,” commented Domal when her first set was published.
Dinner is served.
Now at XLGirls.com: the very hot and randy Nikki Smith in a freshly baked scene loaded with horny goodness.
Who would not love Nikki Smith’s pie? It looks so nutritious. So tasty and tempting.
Nikki is all-dolled up in her Suzie Homemaker outfit. Not for long, though.
What is best in life? To have a stacked babe like Nikki Smith at home baking her heart out and providing nutritious food to keep up your strength in the sack. Not too much to ask, in my opinion.
She’s eager to please and she knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Nikki also knows that the way to a man’s cock is through his fly. It must run in the family or something. (Her mom Barbi Banks posed for 40Something mag!)
Behold this cuming attraction clip.
And happy birthday to Isis Haze (May 23).
It's the birthday of Wisconsin dancer Isis Haze.
Micky Bells (right), The Queen of Cleavage, with Natalie Fiore, who's no slouch herself. See them deep inside SCORELAND.
Emilia Boshe, another cleavage Queen, new today at XLGirls.com.
Maggie looks forward to the heavy work load you can lay on her.
Maggie Green is the official office hottie in the “Hardcore Special” this weekend at SCORELAND.
Maggie could have been heating up any office, any corporate workplace, anywhere in the USA.
Fortunately, the business world’s loss is your gain.
Let’s face it, in a perfect world, you’d be interfacing with an office full of big-titted hotties during business hours and beyond. But this isn’t a perfect world.
Productivity would actually skyrocket, according to my research. However, no one believes my findings.
Here are more office hotties to heat up your retinas. They don’t give out pink slips. They give out pink slits.
No one multi-tasks like Lisa Canon.
Persia should be swinging any second.
Maserati ignores the rules about short skirts.
Desiree is excellent at dictation.
Lenka in her famous wheat field pictorial. A true field of dreams.
I guess I just gave it away, didn’t I? But I have to ask, “How did that happen?” How in the world did so many XLGirls.com members, all at once, decide, “Hey, I’m going to jack to a girl who hasn’t modeled since 2002, hasn’t appeared in any magazines since 2004 and shot only photos, no videos?” Especially since, although a great model, Lenka is relatively obscure. But it was Elliot James who wrote, “Destined for legendary status after just a few pictorials, this Czech Republic-based Gypsy girl has churned the nut butter of thousands of members since her debut last winter.” And he was right.
I was a big fan of Lenka. She was the covergirl of the February 2002 issue of Voluptuous. That was the issue with the memorable pictorial in which she posed outdoors on a park bench, wearing a halter top that she absolutely poured out of. She was an amateur, but she loved the camera and the camera loved her.
We practically begged Lenka to model some more, maybe shoot some videos, but her modeling career turned out to be brief. If I remember correctly, her parents or grandparents found out about her little adventure in nude modeling, and they weren’t too happy about it. Being a good girl who wanted to make her parents (or whomever) happy, Lenka stopped modeling.
Gone but obviously not forgotten. Go figure…
All hands are on dicks when Sarah Rae's hands are on her tits!
This is Sarah Rae Week at XLGirls.com. Yesterday, my video interview with the lovely, JJ-cup talented Sarah was posted. Near the end, Sarah Rae tries to self-suck both her tits at the same time, hands-free. She said she’d never been able to do it before, and she really gives it the old college try. Today, a new solo set has gone up, and on Friday, the matching video.
Anyway, I’d like to say two things about this photo of Sarah:
1. Just think about what she’s doing here: She has both hands over her tits, and still her tit-flesh overflows them by a lot. Just for comparison purposes, put your hands over your chest. Imagine that those hands were tits. Big, right? But Sarah Rae’s tits are even bigger–much bigger–than that. Double-J cups. Enormous!
2. Mary Waters.
Enjoy Sarah Rae Week at XLGirls.com.
Beti Phellasio is now at XLGirls.com
Meet Beti Phellasio, a babelicious babe with 38G-cups, now oiling up her tits and sucking and fucking at XLGirls.com. A knock-out newcomer. I knows ’em when I sees ’em.
Born and raised in London, the brunette stunner with a girl-next-door look is an artist and only recently started hot modeling. I sure was happy to have her aboard.
Beti watches hockey, goes to clubs and concerts and likes to dance. I’d like to see a video of her dancing and shaking those massive ya-yas!
She listed “deep-throating” as one of her talents, and she proved it in her first scene. It’s a bed-buster, wet, steamy, sticky and sweaty. There’s a solo pictorial, too.
Beti has wide areolae and pointy, dark nips. Dave blogged a couple of days ago about creamy-skinned girls with visible veins, such as Renee Ross and Nicole Peters. Beti has them, too.
Among those who had enough strength left in their arms to issue a statement in the comments section was Josh98qw8, who wrote, “Yes!! She will be a smash hit! Pretty pretty face. Giant tits.”
Beti debuts in the September ’13 XL Girls magazine (SP 253), on-sale July 23rd.
Black eye, anyone?
Micky Bells definitely is the Queen of Cleavage.
This photo is so spectacular, I don’t know what to say, so I won’t say much. I don’t even know what the rest of the photos look like because I couldn’t get past the cleavage shots. No wonder Micky Bells is the Queen of Cleavage. And if you need more clues, check her out today and tomorrow at XLGirls.com. Amazing.
On another topic, I’ve been teasing the July ’13 issue of SCORE for a while. Well, some people have already received their subscription copies, it just might be at your local magazine seller right now and the digital version will be available at eBoobStore.com in about a week. A lot of you have been asking what it’s all about, but rather than give my version, I’m going to pass along a reader’s review of the issue that showed up in my email on Friday.
Ed from Des Moines, Iowa writes: “A pretty decently thick magazine and perfect bound instead of saddle stitched. I normally dislike the rehash magazines, but this one was pretty good, even touching upon some of the history of SCORE.
“I think I must have been more of a V-mag and NN subscriber in the 90s, and I came from subscribing to Gent first. I didn’t really care much for the fake-breasted strippers in the 90s, but then at some point, I realized that the little flat-chested girls I was seeing in NN wasn’t doing anything for me so I transferred that subscription to SCORE and have subscribed to both of the big-tit magazines since.
“Normal current issues of SCORE seem to feature more beautiful naturals…So funny that the COLLECTOR’S issue has some of those November 2009 photos of Faith. I was just looking through that issue and was kinda stuck on a few of the stunning pictures…and, yes, she does spread in that layout… yet she looks like such a voluptuous goddess.
“Anyway… thanks… take care… keep up the great work.”
Okay, I’ll give you a few more details:
• 164 pages
• Perfect-bound, like a book
• The greatest photos in the history of SCORE.
Coming soon. Or maybe here already.
Angel DeLuca debuted at XLGirls.com a little over a year ago. Angel’s a California cam model who saw our ad for models at SCOREModelsWanted.com and applied. She says she is a blend of Irish, Italian, Japanese and German.
I was very impressed with Angel’s sexy bod and girl-next-door vibe. I was also impressed by the positions and wide-spread pink poses she did. Her naked splits and leg-extensions were, for me, the equivalent of those liquid energy shots. She’s truly great at nipple-licking and fingering, too. I’d rather see a variety of naked spreads and hot poses than a lot of striptease photos. Angel satisfies that need.
Angel has a pretty girl-next-door face (she reminds me of Melissa Manning from some angles). She has big, shapely boobs, very attractive legs and a really nice, curvy ass, the kind of rounded tush that ass artists look for. (Anyone remember the underground comic artist and ass specialist Robert Crumb?) Nature was generous to Angel.
I asked our studio to ask Angel about trying a boy-girl scene. It took a while–like a year–for her to say yes, but patience is sometimes rewarded.
That’s what’s happening tomorrow: Angel DeLuca’s first hardcore scene at XLGirls.com.
Angel was worth the wait. But I wasn’t surprised. I thought Angel would set the bed on fire. I was right. I hope she models for a long time.
Angel DeLuca's first XXX scene. Don't miss her.