Categories for XLGirls
December 16, 2016 by Dave
Emma is smiling because she knows you're staring at her rack.
This is the SCORELAND Blog, so we tend to get SCORELAND-focused around here. But I’m a regular visitor to XLGirls.com, too, and if you love big, natural tits, there isn’t a better place to go.
These days, I’m smiling. I’m smiling because of a newcomer named Smiley Emma who has huge naturals, a plush body and a hairy pussy. As you can tell by her name, she smiles a lot. Emma is from Western Canada, and she told us that if time were frozen for 24 hours, “I would walk around naked outside without worrying about the police and go skinny dipping in a random pool.”
Would somebody please freeze time for 24 hours?
There are now three photo/video pairs of Emma at XLGirls.com plus a video interview plus a bonus video in which she tries on bras.
“I’m generally nice and easy to talk to and am very silly,” Emma said.
Her best attributes? “My smile and my boobs.”
I could have told you that.
December 7, 2016 by Dave
Kristina Milan gives you all you really need.
I was writing the copy for the winter catalog when I came across a few movies starring Kristina Milan, the Dominican bombshell whose naturals are so big, they defy comprehension. And, as you know, she got pregnant and started lactating, and then those babies got out of control. I have always envied John Strange, who got to fuck her several times.
Kristina falls into that category of “Girls Whose Pussies You’d Never Fuck Because You’d Never Get Past Their Tits.”
Who else is in that category? Special rule: The girl didn’t have to fuck on-camera to be eligible for this category.
November 19, 2016 by Dave
Laura Bailey
Sarah Mercury
Back in the early 2000’s, we had a couple of tried-and-true formulas for Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines.
If we wanted to turn an issue of Vmag into a guaranteed newsstand sellout, we put Sarah Mercury on the cover. Sarah was from Boston, Massachusetts, she only shot for us, she never shot hardcore and she was as sure a sure thing as there ever was for Vmag. Of course, we couldn’t put Sarah on the cover of every issue. That would’ve caused the formula to lose its effectiveness…at least we thought it would have. Maybe not.
For XL Girls, the go-to girl was the great British babe Laura Bailey. I’ll never forget the time Laura was planning to get married but called off the wedding when her groom-to-be asked her to lose weight. What a jerk. We told the story in the magazines, and never have we received more letters. Our readers were absolutely pillorying Laura’s ex-fiance. The line of guys ready to step up and marry Laura could’ve wound through all of England.
There are lots of photos and videos of Laura Bailey deep inside XLGirls.com and SCORELAND. Sarah, who visited our studio twice in 2000, never shot video, but she has plenty of photos at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, too.
That guy made the biggest mistake of his life by not loving Laura for who she is. I hope he’s married to a skinny chick with no tits.
Isn’t there some famous guy who said a flat-chested girl can’t be a 10?
Okay, don’t get me started.
October 5, 2016 by Dave
Newcomer Mya Blair is ready to take it down.
If you saw only this photo of DDD-cup XLGirls.com newcomer Mya Blair, you might say, “She’s a head sucker.”
But nothing could be further from the truth. Mya is the opposite of head sucker. She’s a gagger. She sucks cock down to the balls and then tries to get more. Every inch of a dude’s cock can be stuffed down Mya’s throat and she still gets her tongue out to lick the balls. Mya loves to gag on cock. She forces herself to gag on cock.
“I learned most of my skills from watching porn,” Mya said. “I remember before I gave my first BJ, I was really nervous about not knowing what to do, so I watched porn and used what I saw to kinda teach myself. I guess it paid off.”
I guess it did. Check out Mya gagging on cock and getting fucked in her first XXX scene at XLGirls.com.
September 1, 2016 by Dave
Mya could teach some girls a thing or two about sucking cock.
Today, a great new girl with DDD-cup naturals and a deep throat makes her debut at XLGirls.com.
Yes, I said a deep throat. I know because I saw her sucking cock when I interviewed her. Not only did she get all of our stud’s cock in her mouth but she got her tongue out, too, to lick the balls. That’s a special skill not every girl has, especially a girl who’s only 22. She also likes to gag on cock. I know that because I saw it, too: She forced herself to gag on the stud’s cock. Then he did the nose plug on her, and she didn’t back off at all. She just kept on sucking.
Her name: Mya Blair. She’s from the Carolinas (born in North, lives in South). She did it all when she was in our studio. She even got ass-fucked by two guys.
But, first, today, we get to know her better with a solo pictorial and video. Elliot has Mya’s first XXX scheduled for September 30th.
Coming soon to SCORELAND: brand-new Minka and Danielle Derek. We hadn’t seen either of them in a long time. I was sure Danielle had retired. Danielle hasn’t shot for anyone in years, but it was like she had never left. Danielle was deep-throating and taking it up the ass like she’d never left.
Minka: Looks great. Her new stuff goes up at SCORELAND next Saturday, September 10th.
June 24, 2016 by Elliot James
“You’re hired.”
That’s what your XL Girls crew would say to Angel DeLuca if she ever wanted a job at the TSG office.
Now this human resources director has to ask Angel all these questions about qualifications.
Qualifications? You kidding me? Angel’s loaded with qualifications.
In this video, it’s never resolved whether or not Angel gets the job. The scene ends when he gives Angel a facial after a round of very hot boning. Excuse me for not adding “Spoiler alert!”
I asked Angel, a web cam girl, how many days she can abstain from sex or masturbation.
“Not too long,” Angel replied. “I usually become bitchy if I haven’t had it for more than a week.”
Starts today at XLGirls!
This human resources director is a real hands-on dude with interviewees.
June 18, 2016 by Dave
Nila has big tits and a sunny disposition.
We haven’t written much about XLGirls.com in a while, which is too bad because there are some new girls at SCORELAND‘s sister site who are worth getting to know better. One of them is Monica Love, a DDD-cup cutie from Poland with a plush body. And another is newcomer Nila Mason, an H-cupper from Belarus who told us, “I think my best features are my chest and my face. A lot of men will compliment me about my eyes. That is nice even when I can see they are not looking into my eyes. You know where they are looking! I take no offense if they are charming about it. Men will be men! I understand if they want to look at my chest. I like to look at it, too.”
There’s a solo set and a video of Nila at XLGirls.com. There’s also a brand-new hardcore set and video that just went up. And I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention a behind-the-scenes video in which Nila tries to measure her chest. I say tries because she fumbles with the measuring tape and her big naturals about equally, and it’s a sight to see.
So check out Nila at XLGirls.com. I think you’ll be glad you did.
January 30, 2016 by Dave
Allie's having a good time. She wants you to have a good time.
This photo is actually from near the end of Allie Pearson’s first scene with a guy, at XLGirls.com. At this point, Allie has already jacked the cock. She’s tit-fucked the cock. And she’s sucked the cock. The cock is about to deposit cum all over Allie’s huge naturals and pretty face.
Allie’s arrival was one of the big big-tit stories of 2015. Her tit-fuck/cock-suck debut is, so far, the biggest story of 2016.
What will she do next? Is all-the-way XXX in her future? I think it is. So far, she hasn’t done it. But I think she will.
This weekend at SCORELAND: Roxi Red and her giant hooters and the debut of Danni Lynne.
November 4, 2015 by Elliot James
Thursday, two amazing girls debut at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com. They’re not only naturally stacked, they’re packed with charisma. This is a great day not only for America but for tit-lovers around the globe.
Tiggle Bitties makes her SCORELAND debut.
Tiggle was doing the wiggle and the jiggle and the happy bounce even when she wasn’t being filmed. She weighs 155 pounds and says 20 pounds are pure boobage (the left is 10.5 and the right is 9.5). “My boobs are fun, so why not celebrate them?” Tiggle says. I couldn’t agree more.
At XLGirls, Allie Pearson makes her debut, an arrival that’s been long-awaited since Dave did a sneak peek on the October 11th Blog. That blog drew 46 comments plus emails from anxiety-wracked guys who kept asking “When, when, when?”
Allie’s a real beauty, and her tits might make you fall out of your chair. I almost fell out of my happy seat. Her friend who knows all about us suggested she model. So social media had nothing to do with Allie being here.
Said Allie, “I’ve never modeled before. I feel kind of like I found a home because my whole life has felt like ‘You’re too big or you’re too short’ to be someone that people want to see. I’ve always wanted to model.”
And that home is here.
Tiggle Bitties is the very definition of naturally stacked.
Allie Pearson had never modeled.
October 30, 2015 by Dave
Nice pumpkins, Sheridan
I’ve never been a big fan of Halloween, but maybe I’m ready to change my mind.
Halloween is tomorrow, but Sheridan’s getting it started tonight.
Trick or treat? If Sheridan were turning tricks, I’d take her treats.
In other news, Allie Pearson, who’s still a week away from making her XLGirls.com debut, was back in our studio this week.
Hmmmm…now why would we bring back a girl just three weeks after she shot with us for the first time?
