Don’t pasteurize. Hooterize.

January 8, 2010 by Elliot James
Don't reach for an aspirin next time.

Don't reach for an aspirin next time.

Sucking on the nipples of a lactating woman could be an alternative to drugs as a painkiller. Scientists theorize that breast milk contains a substance that may dull pain naturally. A Tottori University team in Japan discovered that lactoferrin, found in breast and dairy milk, has painkilling qualities that exceed morphine.

“We started the study because we suspected that babies fell into a deep sleep after drinking their mother’s milk, not just because their stomachs were filled, but also because lactoferrin was affecting their brains,” a Tottori professor said. “Minute doses of lactoferrin could probably allow struggling patients to get by with morphine doses 1,000 times less than their current levels. Just based on animal experiments, lactoferrin’s effects outstrip morphine and have no side-effects.”  Lactoferrin is also believed to be effective in fighting bacteria and viruses, which is why it is suspected that breast-fed babies often do not come down with as many infant illness as non-breast fed babies.

I’ve always thought that hooters can heal. This could be the proof.

Tags: , ,

Categories:

2 responses to “Don’t pasteurize. Hooterize.”

  1. jose says:

    not only that milk of a lactating woman get antybodies who keep the newborn healthy and prevent some diseases , produced by virus and bacterias during some time after the birth

  2. panhype says:

    Beyond that scientific evidence, i would add that the view of April always does THOROUGH wonders!