Fan Poems…Um, Say What?

December 18, 2011 by Maria
Micky's bells inspire two things: CUM and Poetry.

Micky's bells inspire two things: CUM and Poetry.

From time to time I get letters and emails from super fans who want me to tell their favorite models all sorts of sordid and wild things. And you know what? I get it. I get the “want to do all sorts of raunchy as fuck” things to the girls who give you wood, man. I get it.

From time to time I get letters asking for things like pictures, signed posters, panties, bras, hair, pubes, shoes, pantyhose…all sorts of items that might smell, have been touched by or belonged to a model. And you know what? I get it, too. Sometimes you want to be closer to the models who make your balls ache and your cum fly, man. I get it.

And then there is fan poetry.

And sometimes even my vast dialect and grasp of the English language is tested by these odes of love and sonnets of sexual desire.

Like this poem about Micky Bells by her super fan K.H.S. who sent in this um, mutant Haiku, in an email:

“Micky, your kitty tastes like WIN.
I so dearly want you from behind.
Building up my nut ‘till what I  really want most,
is for you to wrap your breast around my moist, wet cock,
still covered with the cream from when you came.
I made you shiver and then I made you scream.
So soft your flesh, I can no longer contest,
as I release my whipped cream.
I’m living the real dream with you, Micky.
Between your titties I do swell.
I’m not done yet, rub it in.
Use my lotion, now let me slide down.
I need to be wrapped inside your creamy thighs.
I am mesmerized by the lust in your eyes.
Lips so sweet the taste a treat.
R. Kelly’s playing,
It’s time for us to pump and grind.”

I will admit that when I read this, I had a real double rainbow moment…(WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!)

And while I don’t know what this poem is implying, I know this: That dude up there, he loves Micky Bells. I mean, he loves her. And I think that is commendable and sweet…in a creamy, bump and grinding kind of way. lol

So, congratulations, K.H.S., your devotion has earned you honorable mention and a photo. Here is a Bonus Boner Pic, or a B.B.P., for you, buddy.

Because you are a poet and you know it.

xoxox,

Maria

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8 responses to “Fan Poems…Um, Say What?”

  1. Norman says:

    English is not your native langiage?
    Im American and im also part Wyandot Indian on my mother’s side,
    my native language Wyandotian is considered’extinct”.
    and you think u got it bad?

  2. Larry G. says:

    stick to the tits?ooh I do,I DOOOO
    especially when drop a big load on emm.

  3. ca united kingdom says:

    @LarryG,, dont give up the day job ha ha, just stick to the tits….

  4. winter1968 says:

    I’m not so big on poetry but I sure do understand wanting a signed item or posession from a model. I never win shit but I did recently win a signed item from a model and it was the coolest thing ever. I wrote something about this model and she signed the winning item..I couldn’t believe it! It was so cool and I so hope the TSG staff got her to read what I wrote about/to her, although I bet it didn’t go that way. Anyhow, I hope she did. But back to the point, it was WAY cool to get an autographed piece and if there are other contests for stuff like this I am in! I would love to get signed 8×10’s or whatever and it would be fun as hell to compete for them. TSG does these creative contests every once in a while and I hope more come along. The reality for me is that these models are PRO level similar to pro athletes…am I ever going to meet my favorite pro athlete…probably not..am I ever going to have the good fortune to meet my favorite Score, Voluptuous or XL model, probably not. I sure wish I could, but it’s not likely. BUT, to vie and compete for a simple little item such as a signed picture, signed DVD, bra or whatever, I am SO in and I know so are a TON of other members! Thanks TSG for kicking ass and being creative rather than stale!

  5. larry g says:

    i have a poem.
    Mickey Bells
    with them grat big jingle bells.
    really knockes me over the hills and dales,
    cuz she make me so horny in spells
    which i do not like to dwell,
    cuz it make my hard- on swell
    but to my wife i can not tell,
    cuz then lawyer send me an alimoney bill.

  6. slugworth says:

    Dude,you’re quite the wordsmith.You certainly aren’t holding back with your desires for Micky.I would never have thought of writing such a ‘heartfelt’ ode to her,or any other model when it comes to that.
    Granted,she is super-hot but I like to pay my respects in the usual fashion.Not a lot of words involved!!
    Thanks Maria for the great pic of Micky.

  7. Stefan C says:

    Maria
    This is not a poem, and English is not my native language. But I want to convey a great gratitude for what you Score people are doing. All these beutiful babes, all reports, all interviews, all films and maganzines and this blog!. I feel you all have all a great time. I hope so much that you do not cease to give stage to all big busted girls all over the world. Thanks for all slim and stacked newcomers! Thanks that you secure an atmosphere that the girls feel free to show all their assets, and they do not need to hide any corner, whatever deep or wet that corner is. Great thanks for 2011 and looking forward to a GREAT BIG BIG BUSTED 2012!

  8. ca united kingdom says:

    mmm,, slighty odd bit of poetry but hey he took time to write it and send it so i guess it deserves a mention Maria….