Girls you fuck, girls you marry and those fucking Golden Globes fashionistas

January 19, 2010 by Dave

I have a few things on my mind today. Please bear with me for a few minutes.

1. The current SCORELAND Blog poll asks, “Have you ever dated a girl solely because of her big tits?” You can check out the results so far by looking to your right on the page, but here’s what I’m interested in: 11% answered, “Yes, and I ended up marrying her.” If that was your answer, we need to hear from you. Don’t leave us hanging! What happened? Details, please (including boob size, how things went at first, how you met her, etc.) My answer was, “Yes, but it didn’t work out.: My girl, boobs and all, walked out on me in the middle of dinner. She called me a pervert, even though, get this, she was dressed like a hooker and, it turned out, was three-months pregnant.

Lots of leg. Very classy, right? Well, a few seconds after this photo was taken, LegSex.com model Yazmina was sucking cock on camera.

Lots of leg. Very classy, right? Well, a few seconds after this photo was taken, LegSex.com model Yazmina was sucking cock on camera.

Lots of boob. Trashy, right? Well, Rukhsana has never fucked on camera (which isn't a good thing; it's just a fact).

Lots of boob. Trashy, right? Well, Rukhsana has never fucked on camera (which isn't a good thing; it's just a fact).

2. The Golden Globes Awards. Forget about who won and who lost. Here’s what’s rubbing me the wrong way. The fashionistas are all over Mariah Carey because she wore a dress that showed, in their words, too much cleavage. As one critic said of Mariah, “The Herve Leger gown was still elegant, the capped sleeves were cute, the jewelry worked and the pulled back hair was classy. All you really had to do, was…well, cover up!” But these same people loved Jennifer Aniston, who wore a dress that was slit so high, you could see 100% of her legs right up to her hips. Why didn’t she have to, well, cover up? Yeah, I know the answer. Showing legs: Good. Showing boobs: Bad. Well, fuck you, fashionistas.

And that’s all I have to say.

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5 responses to “Girls you fuck, girls you marry and those fucking Golden Globes fashionistas”

  1. kh says:

    Christina Hendricks was GLORIOUS in that dress on the Golden Globes. Her tits were about to bounce right outta there. I’ll have to start watching Mad Men now.

  2. Dino says:

    lol.. thanks for clearing that up Dave. Looks like you dodged a bullet. You don’t. Christina Hendricks huh? I think she ends up in the “no. there’s more to a girl then her tits category… She hot! 😉

  3. Dino says:

    Hey dave, was the baby yours, and did you check out the chick form mad men?? the red head. Damn she’s got big tits…

    • Dave says:

      No, the baby wasn’t mine! She walked out on me on the first date! Yes, I watch Mad Men. The actress is Christina Hendricks. Great body. Big ass, too. But I bet if you saw her naked, she wouldn’t be nearly big enough for SCORE. I love the pointy bras she wears on Mad Men.–Dave