GUEST BLOGGER: Jenna Valentine

March 25, 2010 by Maria 30 Comments

(Dear Dave, I see your Arianna Video and I raise you this blog by the one and only Jenna Valentine. I figured the only way to trump a video from the Bahamas was to let Jenna, who was ACTUALLY there, tell you guys what it was like to frolic with the busties. And of course, she has some pics of all the behind the scenes action for you, too. Dave, I may be saying this prematurely, but…I WIN. lol xoxo, Maria 🙂 Take it away, Jenna…)


Oh, hi, SCORELAND Members!
This is Jenna Valentine, taking over the SCORELAND Blog for a hot mess of a minute. Somehow, I got permission to write a blog about my trip to the Bahamas. But before that, I’d like to officially announce (imagine dramatic royal horns playing!) that I got my first bra fitting! Okay, that’s boring, but the good news is (Well, at least for you guys, not my for my bra-buying wallet!) that I am a 36H! I don’t know how this happened. I’d like to thank the Academy and my good genes. I’ve had big boobs since fourth grade. I had D-cups by age 11. (Writing that made me feel creepy, and now I think Chris Hansen is behind me.) Anyway, I have no idea where these came from. No one in my family has big boobs. I am the only one. My mom (who’s a MILF by the way, guys!) is super petite. She’s 5″ and 100 lbs. (Now you know where I get my epic height from.) But my boobs? No idea. I just text-messaged my grandma and asked her if I was in some sort of nuclear accident area when I was born.

Okay, enough about my boobs. No just kidding. Let’s talk about more boobs. I was recently asked to take a trip to the Bahamas to pose for SCORE, and I said YES! (Exactly like that, without thinking.) Let’s be honest, I am obviously not one for the sun. Look at me. I have porcelain, fragile, vampire skin. I am also just a little scared of the ocean. (I have a lot of phobias.) However, I’d never turn down a chance to pose with some huge-boobed hotties in a private house on an island. Would you? No. (If your answer was yes, then I don’t know what to think or say about you.)

Let me tell you about the hot ladies I got a chance to bunk with. (This sounds like summer camp! A naked big-boob summer camp.) First, there’s Karla James. Karla looks even more innocent and young in person. She has a very sweet face and her boobs are huge. Gigantic. Bigger than mine! I was shocked. I’ve never met anyone with boobies bigger than mine. She says she’s a G, but I’m thinking GGGGG. Then there’s Taylor Steele, and she is HILARIOUS. She’s the funniest, hottest chick ever…with huge knockers. Her boobs were also bigger than mine. (Seeing a pattern here, guys?) But let’s talk about Arianna Sinn! This girl is the sweetest, most-adorable girl on this planet. I don’t know what it was about her. Maybe it was her accent and the way she said some words that made my heart skip a beat! She was my roommate, but unfortunately we did not share a huge bed together. I was sick when I arrived in the Bahamas, so we had separate beds. But if there’s ever a time where I can room with her again, don’t you worry, I’d share a bed with her without even thinking. I’d spoon her with my boobs. Oh, I forgot to mention, Arianna’s tits were the biggest. I’ve never been the one with the smallest boobs in the group. I seriously felt flat-chested next to these girls! It was unbelievable. I came in thinking I had huge boobs, and I was out-boobed by three other girls! Standing next to Taylor, I’d look down at my shirt and go, “Oh.” I was super-disappointed!

I think my favorite part of the trip was actually going into the ocean with these girls. I haven’t been in a bikini or the ocean for about 10 or more years, but why would I ever say no to an opportunity to go jump up and down topless with three other hot chicks with HUGE boobs? We had sand fights, took off our tops, swam in the ocean, rolled over, rubbed sand on each other’s boobs and ran slowly down the beach topless like a topless Baywatch episode.

I had four wonderful days of watching girls get wet in the ocean, rub down their boobs with lotion and baby oil, get hosed down, put on sexy lingerie like garters (which are my absolute favorite!), jump up and down, do cartwheels (Karla did them, though she refused to do it for the camera!), try on bras, rub each other’s boobies, slap each other’s asses and shake their asses, too (That was mostly Taylor, though.).

I’ll miss my three big-boobed girls, and I hope one day we can all do another fun photo shoot! I can’t wait till you guys see us all together in bed in our SCORE tees 🙂 It was like the giant, big-boobed sleepover I always wanted! So ladies, if you’re reading this, I miss you all and I hope one day we can be boob-to-boob again. SCORELAND members, I love you guys and thanks for all your awesome support! I hope you all bought my debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010, and enjoyed it. (I secretly hope I am someone’s new favorite pin-up girl!) I also hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I am the least-serious person so I wanted to make this funny to read!

I can’t wait until you guys get to see our sexy Bahama shoots!

Love you guys,
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Jenna Valentine


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  • Dave

    Maria, nice post, but right now, you’re just Teddy KGB munching on Oreos in Rounders. Soon, you will be saying, “Pay him. Pay that man his money.”–Dave

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  • Dino

    Hi Jenna, great read thanks for sharing your memories with us. As for Maria maybe she should apply for a CIA job. Maybe she’ll find out who really killed JFK! Any Jenna V rocks and I love the two tone hair color very nice. She reminds me of the character “Claire” form the Faust comic book, Very sexy and deadly.

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  • Maria

    @ dino! I should work for the CIA, but alas, there are no boobs all day in the CIA. I’ll stay here lol
    @Dave: John Malkovich KILLS in that movie. I love Rounders lol

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  • viggo

    @Jenna V: You sure talk alot 🙂 When i was reading your blog entry
    i had that weird dialect of yours at the back of my mind.
    You’re a funny girl, i like funny girls.

    @Dave: Are you gonna let a little girl beat you?

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  • Dave

    Viggo: What little girl?

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  • Maria

    I believe he is referring to me as a little girl, dave.
    lol

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  • Elliot James

    Love the blog and pictures, Jenna. Thanks mucho muchly, Elliot

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  • G-Man

    Well played, Maria (and well written and photographed Jenna)! As the unofficial referree for this match between Maria and Dave, I declare a tie in this boob-off. After I pull myself back into the chair I fell off after seeing Taylor, Jenna and Arianna together, I’ll eagerly await each of your tiebreaking efforts (ahem, butt shots, ahem).

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  • trent

    i love you Jenna, cant wait to see more of your pictures. i bought a copy of the Voluptuous May 2010, and you are so sexy! much love

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  • jenna

    thanks guys for all of your blog comments though <3 i hope you guys loved my blog

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  • Jose

    Cool posting Jenna and I look forward to the video of this.

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  • Mantle

    You don’t have to hope anymore, you are officially my favorite pin up girl.

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  • jenna

    @mantle im so excited 🙂 i hope i am pinned up on your wall

    @trent thank you!!

    @jose i also look forward to all the videos, especially the behind the scenes.

    @viggo i talk more in person to the extent where my boyfriends tell me i am like an explosion of annoying poison.

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  • jenna

    ps that smiling webcam picture is suppose to look like im a serial killer. ready to murder you for not getting my magazine.

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  • Maria

    that’s what I thought when I saw it.
    I was like, “JENNA IS GOING TO KILL ME!!! (With her hotness.)”
    lol
    😉

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  • Tom

    Jenna I love your blog. You are a riot and obviously intelligent. Beauty, brains, and a sense of humor makes you quite the catch. How is it possible you haven’t been in the ocean or a bikini in 10 years? You been in prison? You got any pictures of Taylor shaking her butt? I swear Taylor looks hotter in these candid shots. Oh, and yes I do own a copy of the May 2010 Voluptuous. You did a great job in your debut photo shoot. I can’t wait to see the rest of the pictures from the Bahamas.

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  • The_Fan

    you look great with arianna

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  • jenna

    @tom: there are plenty of videos and pictures of taylor shaking her ass while doing porn star voices. shes really pretty in person. i think we clicked really well and im sad she lives in canada. she is a really fun girl with an awesome personality.

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  • bodaciousss

    jenna is my #1 big boob queen.

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  • Nos

    Great blog! You take a damn fine photo missy

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  • misterp

    Ahh the wait is killing me!!! Must see Taylor and Karla content from this series!!!

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  • sean

    I’m just mad about Karla James. The more we see of this stacked brit, the better!!!

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  • Taylor Steele

    Hahaha amazing! I too, wish we could all be tit to tit again!! miss you all! this made me laugh, I loved it. Amazingness, Jenna!
    xoxox
    Tay

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  • jenna

    this blog is about ME you guys MEMEMEMEMEME.

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  • FrankNZ

    Jenna, I think it would be fair to say that we all would have loved to have been there, watching the four of you frolicking in the sea and sand, let alone admiring all of you bouncing, rubbing and whatever-ing your magnificent boobs together.

    Great to hear you got yourself professionally fitted, by the way. And yummy to hear you are a magnificent 36H. When my wife got herself re-measured last year, the resulting lift and separation has made her figure look all the more astonishing, so may you enjoy the added boob power!

    And I’m dying to get my wife in one of those strappy SCORE tees, so she can have big boob sleepovers!

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  • Bigboobsfan

    Elliot or Dave have you decided when and how you will release Big Boob Paradise 2?? as its killing us boob fans 🙁 It seems the girls cant wait either so get your skates on……..

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  • jake

    I love Arianna and im sad they have just 2 sets of her

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  • bootylove

    Arianna Sinn seems like a sexy lady with stunning looks,young and happy

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  • taylor

    i love you, jenna! you’re totally big boob goth queen!<3

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  • james

    gorgeous sexy stunning need to get a pin up tatt of jenna

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