“Hey! Show me your tits!” Are women flashing their tits these days?

January 13, 2013 by Maria

I am a busty woman. I work with many, many busty women. So believe me when I say that I understand what the sight of a pair of big boobs does to big-boob lovers. I understand the allure of a giant set of knockers and what they do to mens’ brains (and cocks), I do.
That’s why I am very forgiving when a guy fumblingly asks me to see my boobs. Or any other big-boobed woman’s rack for that matter.
I get it.

However, I want to just put it out there that saying, “Hey! Show me your tits!” never works in real life…

…unless you are me. lol

You see, I have asked hundreds of busty babes to show me their tits. HUNDREDS.

And they all do…because it’s part of my job to see them.

When I snapped this photo in Hungary, I asked these ladies to show me their tits. Jasmine Black, Christy Marks and Karina Hart smiled and did just that.

But that doesn’t always happen in real life for other boob lovers.

Or does it?

I mean, I haven’t flashed someone my tits since I was in college, but I DID do it in college. And high school. A lot.

I used to get a perverse satisfaction out of flashing my tits to some random guy just to watch his reaction. Just to see him fumble around. Just to make him sweat. I used to flash friends of friends, truckers on the road and even a truck of firefighters once. lol

And I have been flashed before, too. Many times. Mostly by drunk chicks who wanted me to see their boobs so I could rate them. (Apparently, when you have big tits, other chicks think your opinion is the authority on all tits. lol)

So my question is, do you guys get flashed? Have you ever asked a random chick to show you her boobs? Did it work?

In a world full of sexting and provocative photos being sent to and fro on phones and via email, does flashing even exist anymore?

I mean, I would like to think that somewhere out there, right now in fact, there are women lifting up their tops and showing their tits off to unsuspecting strangers, but is that the case?

Does, “Hey! Show me your tits!” work for you? Has it?

Chime in and let’s talk about it.

Also, look out for a big announcement from me this week on the blog, fellow boob hounds!

xoxo

Maria

 

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8 responses to ““Hey! Show me your tits!” Are women flashing their tits these days?”

  1. jim t says:

    never asked anyone to,do not want to call home from the police station(that would be my luck)to explain to my spouse what happened.however,while going to the local grocery 3 teen girls did holler”hey,look at this’and raised their tops.sad to report,it was no big deal.

  2. Chris says:

    Would be great if you can get Karina Hart to do her first hardcore!

  3. ca united kingdom says:

    @slugworth,, ive noticed this also… doesnt even matter what you say..

  4. ca united kingdom says:

    it very rarely worked for me but a good night out in blackpool normaly ends with chicks getting their tits out and flashing left right and fucking center… been titty flashed several times over the years whilst out driving,, had a bus load of chicks on a hen night flash their knockers at me on the m62 about 2 years ago and i damn nearly came off the road..

  5. Maria says:

    @HugeAlec I love getting flashed on ChatRoulette.
    @ondrago “NO.” πŸ™‚

  6. Ondrago says:

    β€œHey, Maria! Show us your tits!”

  7. HugeAlec says:

    I have never asked for a flash. But I did luck out one time on chatroulette. It was two drunk girls and their gay friend. I mentioned I never had any luck with women, then drunkest girl offered to flash. I said yes. That was my best time on chatroulette ever.

  8. slugworth says:

    Just wondering what’s with all the negative ‘votes’ on the comments.Bit uncalled for.