Hookers vs. Strippers…you make the call!

July 1, 2010 by Dave
A good stripper, like Carmen Hayes, doesn't even have to put out to make a living. All she has to do is show her goods.

A good stripper, like Carmen Hayes, doesn't even have to put out to make a living. All she has to do is show her goods.

Elliot James and I were having this discussion at lunch the other day, which is not surprising because we have discussions like this every time we have lunch. We were walking through the parking lot to the local burger joint when we saw a woman standing by her car wearing a dress shirt as a dress. Long legs, fuck-me pumps and, of course, big tits. I say big tits because otherwise, Elliot and I wouldn’t have noticed.

“She’s dressed like a hooker,” Elliot said.

A street hooker like Puma Swede will come right to your door. Of course, you'd better be on the lookout for the police.

A street hooker like Puma Swede will come right to your door. Now that's service with a smile.

“That’s a good thing,” I said.

“Of course.”

It is a known fact that men love hookers and strippers. But which one do we love more?

Strippers, of course, will show you the goods. And they ply their trade in a relatively secure environment. And what they’re doing is, mostly, legal. Lap dances are legal in most places, even if you bust your nut, and what’s even better is that you don’t have to worry about contracting an STD when a stripper is giving you the grind.

Hookers, of course, are dangerous but sexy. It’s no wonder that we have a website called BigTitHooker.com. Check it out. They provide curbside service. But, of course, hooking, especially street-hooking, is illegal in most of the world. And when you let a stranger get into your car, you never know what you’re getting into before you get into whatever you’re getting into. I think a lot of us just like seeing hookers, even if we’re not planning to partake of their services.

Anyway, hookers vs. strippers…you make the call!

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4 responses to “Hookers vs. Strippers…you make the call!”

  1. john says:

    SW yes in some areas
    strippers yes but some are or are current sw …so yea
    either way its a guy thing to appreciate the female form there is simple nothing like it.

  2. Professor Voluptuary says:

    I think of strippers like models, I love to enjoy them from afar, and they provide a great fantasy. I’ve never hired an escort or hooker, but if my wife ever left me, I would so hit the ranch and enjoy some other women too.

    My solution to the STD issue is to rely on what I did before I married, the mammary intercourse (tit-fuck). Although I’m picky when it comes to models and even lovers, I want the hourglass or top-heavy apple, any woman will do with a D+ cup. In fact, some of my biggest mammary fantasies are those that don’t make my rod quiver for the spearing into her apex, yet are very beautiful.

    The great thing about the mammary blast is that you don’t have to wear anything, you don’t have to “stop and pull out” (although for pornographic videography, not seeing the rod spew might not make that the shot ideal) and you can pump until you’re dry — all without the risk of STDs. And if you still don’t trust her canyon, there’s always sanitizer to ensure the death of anything your pole will be rubbing up against.

    I have had a vaginal experience with so few women in my life. But I had the outer-course with so many women before I married. And I found that if A) the women themselves were taken care of and B) they didn’t have to worry about my batter flying inside of their holes, they were always ready to pick up the phone when I came up on the caller ID.

    And that was without any pay. When it comes to paying them for their time, I’d all for my ideal safe sex.

  3. Tom says:

    Strippers a resounding yes!

  4. Rod Peters says:

    Street hookers = NO
    Escorts / call girls = Yes